#someone take the internet away from me

[tommarvoloriddlesdiary]

Tom: Right, let's say that Harry and I are married-

Harry, confused but he has priorities: I don’t want to marry you.

Tom: This is simply pretence, Harry-

Harry: Well, I don’t want to pretend that either; you’re like a 4 out of 10.

Tom, drawing his wand: LET’S JUST SAY WE ARE MARRIED-

Harry, also drawing his wand: I WANT A DIVORCE.

[diagnosed-anxiety-disorder]

This sketch took Longer Than I Thought, just like my homework THAT I HAVENT DONE

[icbmil]

“At jiu-jitsu? He’d be mint.”

Matty & Ross via smithgy insta story

[karrotkings564]

He’s bald! He’s bald and he’s torturing people who have hair!

[licuadora-nasir]

Registrations are open!

Akali (left) is @remnantsofmorality's Ais (right) is @rosaindomitus's and River (mid) is mine

[mcdennis]

my hc is brad and david have been secretly fucking all of season three and david's hair is long for season four bc brad asked him to grow it out so he has more hair to tug on

[singaroundelay]

Really, someone should take one (1) internet away from me.

[woomiethehyperactivething]

who tf gave this mf a phone

[loki-hargreeves]

What if Steven ran into Shrek and Donkey in the woods? 👀

[co0lranch]

[tommarvoloriddlesdiary]

Tom, crying: I’m crying?? You made me CRY??

Harry: Baby-

Tom: This is NOT the time for pet names-

Harry: I’m insulting you.

[broken-bodies-club]

Rabbits are basically just herbivore cats

[icbmil]

ATPOAIM ep.3

[catb-fics]

Are there any bald/shaved head edits of Van?

Need it for a uh… science project

I’m so sorry for this! I left a bit of hair at the sides so he could keep his dignity 😭

[tennis-kittens]

Fedal as Disney pairing - couples edition

[writethrough]

Not me just learning about moon phases and which ones are compatible (soulmate), and googling character/celebrity birthdays and finding out I’d be compatible with both Dacre/Billy.

Someone help. I don’t need anymore delusions and false hope.😭