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ao3commentoftheday · 8 months

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casual reminder that a fictional story is still fictional even when the characters in it are based on real people

#saw a discourse post on my dash #and right in the middle of it #someone was like #yeah it's not like those fictional characters are real people or something #and no one else in the reblog chain blinked #and maybe they didn't notice it?#but I just

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cowpokeomens · 2 months

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Good morning everyone I just wanted to say

I know I talk a big game about jolly needing a good girl but I think. He would appreciate a hellraiser just as much :-/ he has a Gemini Venus I mean he likes duality yknow?? So yeah maybe when you get home you’re the goodest girl for him, but when y’all are out it’s literally a trainwreck. You say you’re going to the bathroom at a bar and come back with bloody knuckles and everyone is like “??????” And you shrug and say “idk some guy looked at me funny” and take a shot hehehehe you’re chaotic suggestion maker number one okay jolly is like “idk Noah’s being a diva today-“ and you’re like “let’s shave his head?” And jolly is like “baby nO-“ but you’re pretty consistently like “baby YES” <elmo in hell gif> HAHAHAHAHA yeah you pop off with some fuck shit often and jolly “revokes” your speaking privileges for the night like it’s always a sex joke (when is it not) and it’s always waaaaaay more information than anyone needs and both nicks are cackling, Noah looks horrified, jolly is like “mhm yep there goes your speaking privileges for the night! Silence for you älskling!” Maybe I should be the chaotic neutral in his life

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youareagoldfishnow · 10 months

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I love how they never go into detail how Yesenia sacrifices herself to save the kingdom. We have the scene before, and then straight to magic entombment. Did she use a spell? Did she invite the enemy general to tea and then stab him? Did she dive in front of a child to save them from arrows? Who knows. Certainly not the narrative uwu

#someone was like #what if sleepiness princess?!#no questions #only princess #shining nikki

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everythingtaylor13 · 2 months

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Went on tiktok for the first time since ttpd came out and nope nope nope coming straight off that wtf

#someone was like #I’m on track 21 and feel like I’m in a hostage situation #like….just don’t listen??#it’s obviously not for you #ttpd #text

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girlbob-boypants · 5 months

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This discourse over the builds warframe creators make is starting to annoy the fuck out of me actually

#girlbob.txt #someone was like #'im tired of builds using helminth abilities cause i dont have very many helminth abilities'#as if that doesnt like. give them an in game goal to work towards #like damn you dont have that helminth well good thing you can farm warframes and leveling them up for mastery gives rewards #its like people pretending psf being in builds is the end of the world #when handspring and pain threshold are right there #and since it takes so long to get psf its not like you wont be able to get a forma later lmfao

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macdenlover · 18 days

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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

#making this at 2 am was like top 10 autism moment for me #this is helping me make sense of so many things hopefully it helps someone else too idk #user macdenlover drops badly drawn infographic media literacy rates skyrocket theres world peace #anyways #for sunny 1.5 is the sweet spot for me. a sexy medium rare if u will #but it completely depends on the piece of media #with supernatural i was a 2.5 on a good day.

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koobiie · 1 month

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

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inkskinned · 20 days

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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring #bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency #okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say i am so sick of like #fanfiction authors having to write dissertations #because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol #this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person #am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''

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cactuseri · 5 months

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#seri.txt #these just made me laugh idk 😭 my mom and dad r also both like this #idk if someone’s posted these before but idc #seri’s hits

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just-spacetrash · 5 months

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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

#like literally every time ive hesitated sending a text or complimenting someone or stuff ive thought of it #like youre right. what if i played it a little risky what do i have to lose in doing a nice thing!!!!!! ur so right!!!!!!!!#but its forever lost cos i cant search it with any words cause its an image #misery and pain. you know how it is #my post

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angelicgarnet · 6 months

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the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

#woof #like self diagnosis is one thing #but saying someone is autistic because they talk about a specific hobby a lot is weird (and waters down the actual definition of autism)#and its no different than saying someone has ocd bc they organize their books alpabetically #or saying someone has ADHD because they got distracted by something #and people who aren't even autistic are honestly getting way too comfortable with autism jokes

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beaft · 7 months

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can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

#was trying to leave the self-checkout and someone was standing in front of the exit gate looking at their phone and blocking the whole lane #the malignant influence of the grocery store transformed this from a minor inconvenience to a cardinal crime #i was ready to leap at them like a coyote and tear them to shreds #be shh now

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lazylittledragon · 5 months

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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

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dishsaop · 8 months

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the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

#m text #everyone rbing this without the addition and commenting 'op did you mean sisyphus' yes. yes i did #'where did the discord screenshot reblog go did you delete it' well in the 10mn after posting it someone had a funnier reblog #so i was like oh. ill delete the less funny one i did for the funnier one #and then. guess what got big.

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sillyguy-supreme · 26 days

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white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

#climate change #im TIRED #and i’m saying this as someone who also lives in the US.#im glad that none of you have to worry about your family and friends in other countries dying because of the heat #but this idea that “oh we have to stop it before we reach the extreme” is SO STUPID #because it’s already reached the extreme in some places!!#people are dying in south asia. people are dying in southeast asia. people are dying in africa. people are dying in central america.#people are dying in south america. people are dying in island nations.#what will it take you to care about these people #or will you not care until it’s people who look like you who are dying.

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ursulaklegay · 8 months

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its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%

#as a writer every time someone dms me saying thank you for what you do its like no THANK YOU for reading it and telling me #writing #art

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