#something something aging of the userbase

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[theriverbeyond]

purchased the store brand fiber gummies today because they were half the price of the ones i normally buy but they taste Bad. devastating.

[vfdinthewild]

"POV: You've finally found a vintage furniture designer who doesn't just 'paint it white'..."

-via an Instagram reel from user auldehome

[flabebabe]

My fridge is sparkling clean

[mabaris]

no youre completely right - im a gay (trans)man and i legit wanna see so much more about the women bc There Is So Little. I wanna make a lesbian oc who gets bent in half by taash. im very normal.

i’m just tired man!!!! it feels so obvious how disproportionate it is when you’ve got. a cast of characters that we know almost equally little about. and a few of them explode in popularity and it’s like spongebob sticking his hand out the curtain. literally all a character needs to do numbers is to be a light-skinned man

[baejax-the-great]

Pro-tip for cleaning grout-- use baking soda and then do an absolute shit job so that when your floor dries, the grout will be sparkling white not because it is clean, but because it is covered in a thin layer of not-mopped-up baking soda

[despazito]

New tablecloth

[vimbry-moved]

omg wait yeah a notif tag about the "isopods are cringe" thing just reminded me: you ever see that post on here with an addition where someone shyly tagged it with, "I know possums are "out" but-" what do you mean out they're an animal 😭 don't let people who twist themselves up trying to be unauthentically different to stay on trend make you insecure, none of this matters

[sicknastyjr]

Society if people used the passing lane as a passing lane

[satyr-hole]

HANK! YOU CAN’T WASH YOUR DISH TOWELS WITH FABRIC SOFTENER OR THEY WON’T DRY ANYMORE HANK! HAAAAANK!!!

[the-entity-down-the-street]

Humidifier vs dehumidifier death match

[shinraalpha]

there should be a word for the feeling of popping on the 1993 Buffy the Vampire Slayer album at aged 37, sitting alone in your flat and feeling the utter decoherence of the passage of time and who you used to be and in many ways still are, but, importantly who you are not anymore

anyway it still slaps i'm fine stop asking

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

why must washing your childhood plushies feel like such a harrowing experience

[future-crab]

”Non-stick pan” well fucking act like it then

[oleandy]

pro of adding extra fiber to my diet: i feel better!!! it's nice

cons: oooooooooouuuuuuuggggghhhhhh

[mycenaae]

how it feels having run all my errands and got home, into my jammies again, and on the couch with a second cup of coffee and a chocolate croissant watching nigella, knowing i'm having a delicious roast chicken dinner tonight and that i ate the perfect peach this morning, and can just couch rot and knit for the rest of the day, and having done all that all before 11:30am...