#sometimes at inconvenient times

[robraeinnevermore]

bad day

[helielune]

people come and people go, but i stay (ghostride)

[suburbanlegnd]

the sexual tension between me and relapse

[mixelation]

speaking of toxic behaviors i was talking to a friend in another lab today about when we first met and he was like "im so sorry i don't remember any of that" and i was "no no, im glad you don't remember, because i 100% only approached you to take advantage of you"

[keeps-ache]

every now and then something in my brain turns on and oh hello information i didn't know i had stored! where've you been !

[five-of-cr]

the crows texting

jesper: texts back within 3 minutes no matter the time of day, keysmashes, so many emojis, way too meme literate for his own good, VOICE NOTES

wylan: auto-caps but no punctuation because text-to-speech and he can't be bothered, snarky as FUCK

nina: types SO fast, best usage of emojis, caps lock fiend, always roasting people (especially kaz and jesper)

matthias: emojis used incorrectly, gif reactions to everything, individually checks in on people if he thinks nina roasted them too hard

inej: frequent heart emojis and :) emoticons, official chat lurker, almost never sends memes but when she does they're incredible, always responds "lol" to nina's roasts

kaz: auto-caps and proper punctuation because jesper told him it causes him physical pain to read. typing bubble appears for 30 seconds followed by just the word "K." originally refused to use emojis but started when he heard wylan offhandedly say how much he liked them since he can't read

kuwei: sooooo bad at responding, but when he does it's like 19 times in a row, uses the most random-ass emojis, the definition of chaotic neutral, is the only one who gets jesper's meme references 100% of the time

[dizzybizz]

lvl 100 puzzle-master

lvl 1 puzzle-apprentice

[cistematicchaos]

i cant stop crying rn.

[princeminnow]

its ok and normal to go periods of time without regressing, but also i wanna be small small small

dni nsfw/kink

[lost-in-frog-land]

Sometimes when I'm alone and it's dark I'm like "ooo this is nice it's so peaceful and calm" and other times my brain goes "hey do you wanna think about being eaten alive by a giant spider?" and I'm like "no I don't" and my brain goes "well TOO BAD" and then I start thinking about being eaten alive by a giant spider

[munamania]

i dont wanna be a dick and act like i have no responsibility in this but after a point dont u think if all you ever say to ur friend is Omg you never make it out why dont you ever come out with us you bail all the time youre such a flake etc. dont u think that person (me) is like. not gonna feel so inclined to. be there

[inverse-problem]

me online: wow robots that run on blood that’s so cool. whoa look at that art of that dude totally getting stabbed and stuff, neat

me offline: -sees some blood and has to go find a fainting couch-

[pocket-void]

People who can finish multiple illustrations a week, I wanna be you so bad.

[thewarnerbrothers]

im gonna be 'that guy' for a second

the comments in warnergames that got everybody so upset are not a big deal and actually pretty in character? what is the big fuss

[xawkward-ariesx]

Me: *usually uses my morning before work to check emails and catch-up on messages from work bestie*

My brain: I have a new Kol and Klaus headcanon

Me, already opening up docs: aight let's hear it

[tenspontaneite]

Pictured: a fleabag

(it is actually extremely impressive she managed to catch fleas when she never leaves the house and I leave the house only to take out my bins, and etc etc the list goes on, the vet was impressed with her flea acquiring skills let's put it that way)