#sooooo here's an eggy ^^

[ladyraspberry-2540]

May I interest you in an e g g in these trying times?

[princessfarts31]

heyy!! This is 💨!! (Anon reveal 😃) I was gone because I got logged out or my tumblr and forgot the password so here we are on an alt, but this is the gal from the asks!!

Omg so I was in the store the other day after the gym (I was wearing Nike pros which make my already nice ass look so fucking juicy) and I was sipping on a Starbucks coffee (this was the catalyst of the situation) and my stomach started bubbling like crazy (I was SO turned on omg 🥵) and so I made sure I was alone in the isle before ripping the bubbliest, wet, gulpy, and loud fart (holy fuck was this fart amazing. The way the wet gas was struggling to pop out of the tight legging shorts was turning me on like a mofo and the smell was SO eggy and putrid holy shit. Honestly I could write a whole paragraph about this fart but I won’t for my sanity) and I was blushing like crazy. One from embarrassment because I could hear people talking about my fart and two because I was REALLY wet. So I kept walking when a couple walked behind me and was gagging from the smell and I felt so bad but at the same time more proud about how insane that fart was. Anyways so I get to the check out isle, get my stuff, and walk to my car. The second I get to my car I feel a HUGE fart and push and omg was this fart sloppy and wet omg. It immediately shot to the front and I could feel the juices bubbling and popping against the seat and my god was this one amazing (way better than the one in the store). So I continue to drive home and my stomach starts REALLY acting up, so horny me pushes and I shat my pants. (This car has never smelt better omg.) Anyways, as usual, have a great evening and love ya girl! 😉

omg hiii! I missed you 🤭💗

that’s so so sooooooooo hot. I can’t believe how strong your gas is. That’s so hot. Like the way they must’ve been so disgusted by it. I would’ve been soooo proud of you. Rubbing your belly and kissing ya 🫠 that’s so hot. I also LOVE when the farts shoot to the front literally that turns me on like no other. And the fact that you shat your pants? Ugh so hot. I would’ve been touching myself the whole time 🫣 you’re literally so hot

I made food today that was super heavy on spice and beans and I just know it would’ve killed your stomach if i would’ve let you wash it down with some milk 🤭 now that would be sooooo hot

[airysthinkingbox]

ok. hihi!! this is my tax oneshot. uhm. its not that good but i should feed the taxlings sooooo yah ^_^ 514 word count

Egg places a comforting hand on Wemmbu’s shoulder. He knows it’s not much- it won’t bring back their empire and everything they’ve worked hard for- but it’s something.

“I’m going to kill him, I swear.” The avian said, words muffled by his hands that he had previously drug down his face. “I’m gonna kill him and destroy everything that brings him joy in this godforsaken world.”

He feels a shiver run down his spine. “And how are we gonna do that, bro?” Egg asks, “We don’t have any resources and we’ve never had an army the strength or size of his.”

Wemmbu ran a hand through his hair. “I’ll find a way.” He looked at Egg with almost hope in his eyes, “I can’t let him think he’s won.”

Egg sighs. “What if he just.. Has won, bro?” He looked away, back at their destroyed empire, “I mean, there’s nothing much to come back on. There’s nothing really to protect.”

The avian raised an eyebrow, “What are you saying, Egg?”

“We run away.”Wemmbu blinks a couple of times, and a few more for good measure. He’s staring at Egg with pure disbelief. “You just.. Wanna give up like this?”

“What- what other choice do we have?” Egg chuckles, the sound sad but still challenging. He knows Wemmbu knows he’s right. “We’re just going to get destroyed. Over and over and over again. Until Zam is finally fed up with us bouncing back and just..” He trails off. He doesn’t want to say it, but he makes a cutting motion at his neck.

Wemmbu sighed, shaking his head. He doesn’t want to believe it.

But as he looks over his once glorious empire, the smoke still fresh, he considers it. They really had nothing. No people to protect- no stupid empty vault either- Nothing to protect them. Everyone else who cared was gone.

“Y’know what bro?” He pauses. Not for anticipation. Not for an answer. But to rethink what he was going to say.

He shakes his head again. “Yeah, y’know what? Let’s do that..”

Wemmbu’s hesitant. But.. Do they really have any other choice?

Then, Egg smiles. It’s small, but it’s better than their miserable surroundings. Wemmbu looks towards him.

“Glad you’ve finally come to your senses, dude,” The angel-cat lightly shoved him by the shoulder and stood up.

Wemmbu rolled his eyes, but stood as well. “We should get going. They could be back any minute-”

“No they won’t??” Egg chuckled, “Zam destroyed our entire empire! What else would they want from us?!”

The avian gave him glare, though it held no malice. “You know what I mean! We just- need to get out of here..” He said, taking a running start and jumping into the air. Egg quickly followed.Once in the air, they just.. Stared at each other. “Where should we go?” Wemmbu asked, crossing his arms.

Egg stared at him funny before laughing. “Literally anywhere! We’re free!”

Wemmbu tried to keep a serious demeanor, but he couldn’t hold back the small smile. “That we are. That we are, Eggy..”

[theravenchilde]

Time for the weekly wheely time liveblog post

I swear sakarnen is something in dune too

I really love the visuals of the weaves but I do wish they'd make it more obvious rand can't see the women's and vice versa

If they show nyaeve or eggy using the sakarnen more easily later it would be a good way to show the power differential

The Hold... It's so beautiful!!!

WAIT SMOOCHING IS ILLEGAL

Damn that kid is ginger!!! Also that was cute aww

... Did siuan huff moiraines letter

The Verin and Aedelalsjanaka change is interesting. I'll wait to see how it plays out.

I hope all of rands kids come out insanely ginger

That's still Amys idc what they say

Can't wait for the wolf dream now. It'd be convenient if it popped up this episode

The elaida plot thickens....

SEA FOLK AND WE DIDNT EVEN GET TO SEE THEM YET. SHOW ME THEM. SHOW ME.

okay that is a fake ass boat. Spent all the budget on Rhuidean I guess lol.

I feel like there's more ads this episode. :( they're really screwing with the tension.

Failes height difference is hilarious omfg. She had to stretch all the way up hahaha.

Hmm over Alanna and Maksim, we'll see where it goes.

WOO OOSQUAI I love them gettin crunk that's adorable

Mat needs some lace to cheer him up

"many ways to be a woman" sooooo trans sea folk? I wish they'd given them more time to hang out and learn but they went at hinting for nynaeves block instead

Where thom. Is Thom here. Need thom.

Can elaida do that? Amico did not present any danger...

They suck at sneaking... Byar has an ugly mustache. I wonder if they'll still kill off perrins family. Oh. Oh. That's. Oops.

Oww so many pokes. Uh. Ain't no one getting healed today.

... Rand hasn't seen the Ilyena fallout has he. I wonder if that/finding out she's been hurting eggy will break them up.

Sex hut! But sad only instead. I don't mind the weird messed up telaranrhiod rules bc tv and no time to explain specifics. It was always messed up anyways. I hope nynaeve totally jukes eggy for being in her dream. Oh errybody having the lesbian sex dreams okay.

Hell yes ain't no thom or bryne here.

HOPPER. HOPPER HOPPER HOPPER.

OMG what rands been cheating on me in his dreams the whole time -eggy finally figuring it out

Hmm. I wonder if they're gonna save the lanfear v moiraine showdown for next season. End this one with car a carn and tanchico stuff and put cairhreinfjahsksl and tear next? And just move that fight to the docks of tear?

A slower episode with lots of plot set up, but needed since Rhuidean took up so much time (and budget).

[dumdogs]

rot review

chapter 2:

i love that the air around the reader is so ominous, because we keep reading about her in third person narrative but never with descriptions and never stuff like "the woman", "the girl" or whatever. always "she" and for some reason it kind of adds this dissonance to the fic that i absolutely love reading.

"She stares. She forgot phones got text messages. At this point she just sort of thought they were just for Snake and deleting voicemails from your father." -- i love this. it creates this feeling of him already having intruded into her life beyond what's happened with him using her as an alibi. like theres something about him that wormed itself deep into her soul, and like rot (hah!), it's clinging to every surface, crawling through every crevice. the phone she almost never uses - not in ANY meaningful ways suddenly is a door and portal to something that she denies even thinking about.

"It was not the first time she’d seen Iwaizumi with blood on him." -- can i be her? i wanna see iwaizumi with blood. that's some diabolical three words

she feels so relatable. and so real. she does not fake anything in her being, and that's inspiring.

"her body feels surprised" -- you can't fool me >:3333 'surprised' yes yes yes bullshit as much as you likeee

i love the way you describe things, what things you focus on, how you put them in perspective with what reader thinks. it's all a little deep dive into her as a character, and i enjoy seeing what she thinks vs. what might be in actuality. the way she associates anything NOT from the city to be close to her brother.

i love your dialogue. i love the way it flows, i love the way you can kind of look into their psyche during it, the connection they build, the subtle mirroring of his seating

"The more she knows him, the more his bruises work their way under her skin." -- what a beautiful way to describe that she's scared of getting hurt, of getting pulled into this life with him

oh iwaizumi and his texts. there's this one book that i've read in english class back during high school. it was teenagers, a boy and a girl. the boy was of a lower class whereas the girl was like wealthy and everything. the book switched POVs between them frequently. hers is written in proper english and his is written in horrible lingo because he never learned how to properly spell. somehow iwaizumi and his abbreviations remind me of this book.

KAGEYAMA?

oh, my heart is hurting for little baby her who is forced into violence. it's the type of person who doesn't do it out of protection or love but because he won't be able to handle being 'embarassed' by the weakness of his offspring.

i dont know why but "“I know, I’m sorry man,” Iwaizumi says, leaning down harder. “I’m sorry.”" made my breath hitch and my chest tense.

oh i want to cradle them, and have them feel safe. this is playing with my feelings, me thinks.

eggy you are so insanely talented. i love reading your writing style, it speaks to me soooo much. i love love love love love the effort and the thought you can see put into it, and i already know i'll hold this dearly. thank you for this. i love it.

ROYALTY OF ANGST IM SAAAAAAYING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

ily

man i love these rot reviews so bad they make my whole day

iwaizumi covered in blood was my whole inspiration for writing rot i just wanted to write about it sooo much

i loooooove hearing the things that stuck with you after you read them like iwaizumi kind of just deciding he’s going to be in her life and her just kind of letting him and all of her fears and anxieties ugh it’s making me so excited for you to keep reading :3

KAGEYAMA’S HERE ALREADY???? yknow i forgot how early i introduced him. rot!kageyama underrated tbh

cherishing this forever thank you for sharing all your thoughts with me it means so much to get to hear them i’m sooooo :3

[nonbinary-sticks-the-badger]

just did a (spoiler heavy) thread on twitter for everything i loved and hated in sonic 3 so i may as well put it here

id like to say i dont think it needs to be a perfect adaptation of sa2 and i think they were right to NOT do that!!! the most obvious part being presenting shadow as nothing but a threat until the reveal is impossible now, seeing as sa2 is such an astronomically popular game

good: i LOVE how they expand upon maria. in game canon, i kinda hate how shadow and maria have only known each other for like. a few months. a year maybe. my ideal version is super fanfic-y so i think this is the perfect way to do it in a normal, canon-sounding way [tangent: my "ideal" way of shadow and maria in game canon is maria being sent up when she was about 2 and dying when she was specifically 17. this is because it means she still gets to be shadow's older sister and shadow gets to age at a normal rate. literally just because i don't like the idea that shadow doesnt age/ages slowly. so i can draw old shadow weinkly. thats literally it.]

bad: THEY LEFT OUT HER TERMINAL ILLNESS???? idc what you say about how good her story is that's just plain ableism

good: shadow is so good. soooo good. he's so fluffy and cute and pretty. literally the only nitpick i had was "he's a bit too cute because i couldnt find him menacing" but then i remembered my perception of "cute" is somewhat warped lol

bad: literally nothing shadow was just as peak as he was in sa2. only complaint i might have is i prefer his game VAs (other than kirk. kirk i love you and you get too much hate but um. theres way better) but even then i think keanu did a really good job

good: i think gerald was. oh. gerald was alright. it's genuinely so impressive how they pulled off him and robotnik being played by 1 actor like jesus christ!!! and i think the direction they went was good too.

bad: he's annoying and i dont like him and idc it should have been rouge hell i dont even care if rouge is a human to save money it just should have been rouge

good: TAILS IS ACTUALLY GOOD AND IMPORTANT AND I LOVE HIM YAYYYYYYYY HE DOES STUFF HE CONTRIBUTES HEAVILY TO THE PLOT YAYYYYYYYY HES SOOOOO FLUFFY HES SO. TAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

bad: tails they could never make me hate you there is nothing bad to say ❤️ go and eat some mints ❤️

good: I ALSO LOVE KNUCKLES WACHOWSKI!!!!!! YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!! knuckles is so good in this film and because i didnt mention it in the tails part the team sonic dynamic is soooooo good like sonic heroes level good

bad: knuckles they didnt even make me hate you in the knuckles show i just hated everything else ❤️ [tangent: tbf i didnt really watch the knuckles show but my brother did and. ugh.]

good: i love how sonic is in this film like it reminds me of boom!sonic in a way with how he's both slightly less mature than game sonic and also Ready To Kill if prompted. ok maybe him being like boom!sonic is a stretch i just love sonic boom so much

bad: i mean hes kind of annoying but hes annoying in the typical sonic way so i have to excuse it. i do prefer game sonic because he's cooler but movie sonic is cute so yayyyy

good: maddie had a role!!!!!!! maddie!!!! was important to the plot!!!!!!!!!

bad: i dont like tom :(

good: THE STOBOTNIK... POOR STONE OMG... DOOMED OLD MAN YAOI... I LOVE AGENT STONE WITH MY WHOLE HEART LEE MADJOUB YOU ARE AN INTERNATIONAL TREASURE

bad: because the parallel is a love triangle from a telenovela it makes eggy and gerald have weird. incestual undertones. probably unintended but it did make me ever so slightly uncomfortable

good: OVERALL this was a brilliant film and i needed my inhaler by the mid credits scene. like i was desperate for the toilet for the whole final act and i SPRINTED to the toilet and back when the credits started because i didnt wanna miss anything

bad: please for the love of god include more women and also if theres any israeli propaganda in future sonic stuff (thankfully not this) i will execute you

theres probably more i can yap about but that's the important stuff i think

[chainmailpurse]

moving sooooo slow this morning drinking my lovely coffee im about to put frozen scones in the oven to eat cuz i don’t feel like moving or making eggies… i don’t wanna leave my doggy here to go work ugh i only have two /three shifts this week (BLESSING) and i need to eat and pay the bills lol i wish we could just hang out all the time and be cozy ….. my neighbors are super sweet doggy lovers that have a cute lil doggy and they let him into their place sometimes while i’m gone so that he’s not alone and has another doggy friend to be silly with so it’s really not that bad at all ANYWAYS i just hate leaving bubs alone i hope he knows i only do it cuz i have to …. i am soooooo dramatic about leaving the dog alone

[whentherewerebicycles]

we made these savory green pancakes with lime butter from the plenty cookbook yesterday and they were sooooo delicious. fluffy but with a dense eggy quality to them that made them feel very substantial. plus there are 10 cups of wilted spinach in these bad boys lol. yum YUM would definitely make again and am also marking them down as a good leftovers-for-lunch option as they were delicious cold too.

today is my LAST DAY OF WORK!!!!!!! amusingly enough they cut off my network access a day early so I spent a good chunk of the morning waiting for them to reactivate me. did a couple tiny tasks and am now hanging around waiting for my boss to call me for a quick goodbye. then I am OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!! ADIOS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! last night I was remembering that one time in like october or november when out of nowhere I just started silently crying in the middle of a totally mundane meeting… tears rolling down my face because the existential despair suddenly reached overwhelming levels… and I had to pretend like I needed to go get something so I could SOB for a couple seconds in the bathroom before returning to the call. PHEW well it’s over now and I cannot wait to move into the part of my life where this job feels like a weird fever dream.

mmm let’s see today is a very chill day… liz has work & a meeting for her book project and I am lounging around waiting for my boss to call… tonight we are getting delicious food to celebrate End of Job then attending a junior hockey game with La!! then tomorrow I have my ultrasound first thing followed by a little DAY TRIP… sunday we are preparing a decadent brunch for my siblings… then I have mon/tues off (tbd what we end up doing)… then I start new job on wednesday!!!

[black-ajah-hq]

WoT S1E1 Retrospective Part 2

 Full Spoilers Below!!

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^ so THIS is where Rand's thought process about Aes Sedai came from lol!!! Rand is directly in the background and he is taking mental notes!

^ so funny how Tam’s and Bran’s opinions of Aes Sedai affect/foreshadow their children’s opinions down the line. Tam is wary, while Bran is accepting. Cool. 

^ I SHIP IT SO IRONICALLY.

^ That’s such a baby Rand thing of him to do. Thinking with his heart not his head 

^ This one little scene communicates so much about Moiraine and Lan’s relationship. 

^ Another moment of great characterization in this episode (for both Rand and Eggy). Egwene has to make a decision and we as the audience already know which one that she truly wants to make, and which one Rand wants her to make. The depth of their relationship makes this all the more dire. 

^ now Fain’s whistling theme wasn’t something I noticed upon my first watch but it’s such a nice detail in hindsight hehe

^ homage to Peter Jackson’s Fellowship! Feels very fitting considering the influence Tolkien’s works had on EotW

^ OH MY GOD THIS ACTOR. Amazing. Flawless. Perfect for the role. Also... now that I’m looking at this image...did they really color grade this shot to make his teeth look more yellow? The whites on the mountains look way more yellow as well which is why im suspicious. 

^ Yeaaa the mountains were definitely color graded. Anyways, what does that greeting have to say about YOU as a merchant, Fain, HUH?? 

^ “What do you have for me this year?” Damn, Mat. It’s been a whole year and all you could come up with was 1 bracelet which you stole the very night before?...Mat is king of procrastination

^ Meanwhile Rand is doing his typical thing...having an existential crisis on a mountaintop

^ I want to believe that after everything forthcoming, that Rand goes back to the Two Rivers and builds a house and raises sheep. (╥﹏╥) 

^ A lot of people cite this right here as Rand showing acceptance of Egwene’s decision to become the Wisdom’s apprentice, thus reducing the final act of this season. I disagree. I think he says this to her now for her sake, but doesn’t truly believe it for himself until the critical moment in the final episode. There’s a stark difference between simply saying that you “accept” her decision (and being upset about it deep down), and truly wanting her to live the life that she wants for herself. 

^ Zoe’s acting appreciation sidenote!!! This is sooooo very Nynaeve

^ So I doubt they actually turned the old wisdom away because she was a peasant. Literally Siuan showed up in a skiff with nothing but a small sack of belongings and rose to become Amyrlin. 

Nyn has the right to be mad, regardless. Hell, the old wisdom walked for months only to be turned away???  I’d be pissed and spread the nastiest rumors about those “witches” when I got back.

^ cozy sweater appreciation

^ Nooo not the sheep :( 

^ Awww i always love seeing how close friends Rand, Mat, and Perrin are. the OG ta’veren. ≧◡≦

Ending it here...

[mtndewpitchblack]

i'd love to hear the story of how ur gender was transed by "peer pressure"

hiii Sophia whats UP anyways here's the story of

it was 2016. i had a girlfriend at the time and little ol' egg me went to a theater camp at the local college campus. i was like 14. anyways i had no friends there and everyone else knew each other, so i was pretty nervous around everyone. one day at lunch they were trying to convince this gay guy andrew to wear a dress and he was like backing out of it and i saw my opportunity to, like, actually make friends. so i turned around, looked at the table behind me, and said "i would do it." i felt them all turn their heads and look at me n grin. after lunch n later on, they put me in this girl's dress (who I had a crush on) and did my hair and makeup and i looked at myself in the mirror and went "OH Holy Fuck Is This What This Feels Like". i became all of their friends and wore another girl's dress and someone's cami the next day and i felt sooooo fucking happy the whole time I was like "DAMN this fucks HARD" and then i broke up with my girlfriend because i didn't feel the same way anymore and i also didn't wanna drag her into my gender crisis stuff but yeah that's how i was kinda peer pressured into getting my gender transed i have photos of me in the dresses if anyone wants to see itty bitty little eggy roxy eleanor 🥚

[latin-dr-robotnik]

20 Questions Meme

Thanks for tagging me, @isakthedragon ! I never did something like this, so here goes a big revealing dump of info about me :P

Name: Sebastian

Nicknames: my ex used to call me "Sebin", does that count? (lol jk) Close friends call me "Sebi", and people that disagree with my political views call me "pendejo de mierda", sooooo...

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Height: 175cm, at least last time I checked.

Languages: Spanish (native), English (self-taught by vidyagames), and I kinda know a thing or two about Portuguese.

Nationality: Argentinian

Favorite Season: Spring (the only decent season here)

Favorite Flower: I'm more of a tree guy honestly. I have a lovely Ficus Benjamina tree at home that is such a beautyyyy <3

Favorite Scent: Pizza. Although I like the scent coming from all types of bread (I have my Spanish ancestors' anarchist baker DNA), there's nothing that can beat a good old pizza.

Favorite Color: Currently I do love Purple a lot (just look at my blog's design), but I've always been a Green lover.

Favorite Animal: Dogs, yup.

Favorite Fictional Character:  Well, this blog is called Latin Dr. Robotnik, right? Apart from the obvious Sonic characters that I fanboy (Sonic, Eggy, Amy, Knux and Vector, just to name a few), I do love Arnold (from Hey, Arnold! He's always my mood), Theo (Celeste) and Azula (ATLA, childhood crush alongside Katara, ngl).

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: I'm a big chocolate fan, but I have to admit that I do drink a lot more of coffee, that's the student life.

Average Sleep Hours: 8-9 hours (sometimes 6 when I have lots of stuff to do, and up to 12 during summer and winter break)

Dog or Cat person: I have both on the house, but fucking hell, a couple of weeks ago the cat pissed on my fucking potatoes bag just when I was about to cook a Spanish tortilla. This is not a SA2 Fandub reference by the way, I'm still rather upset.

Number of Blankets Slept With: what kind of question is that? lmao. Currently, during the hottest days of summer, I rip every blanket off the bed, and sometimes that isn't enough.

Dream Trip: I'd love to do a West Europe tour, you know, France, Italy, UK... and I have my cousin living in Barcelona, so the dream might actually come true some day. But first I have plans to visit Peru and Mexico.

Blog Established: 2018.

Followers: 122, and I love each and every single one of you <3 (except the bots, gtfo)

Random Fact: I do Simpsons references ALL. THE. TIME. It's a regional thing, seeing how much Latin Americans love the show. On my IRL friends group, if you don't speak in Simpsons references, chances are you'll be isolated from the conversation.

Bonus fact: I'm the type of guy that loves sharing knowledge and specially music with everyone. Want a Sonic track? Here's one for ya! Want a videogame track? I'm a big fan of this game, and the remastered OST is orgasmic. Want a rock-pop song from my country? Try this song (I went to their live show in November and my mind was simply blown away when they played that song)

Now the hard part, I don't know who I want to tag, and I don't want them to feel forced to do it, but I'd like to see @waywardcollectionchai and @yvanixrose try it. You are free to decline, and everyone else can do it on their own without being tagged, so, much love to y'all <3

[victoriacollege]

▓▒░  ACCESSING VC DATABASE ... LOCATED! < PARK SEUNGHO >

LOCATED IN HOENN DORMS, ROOM 301-4. BORN ON 971112. STUDENT IN THE FACULTY OF SECURITY. EMPLOYED AT CLUB NEBULA.

CURRENTLY IN POSSESSION OF:

BUIZEL / “WESLEY, DUKE OF THE NORTHERN SEA” PLUSLE / “PEYTON” LICKILICKY / “DOUBLE L” EXEGGUTOR / “EGGY” SHUCKLE / “MISTER CHUCK(LE)”

▓▒░   REMINISCE !

“my first pokemon? as in from my team or just the first i ever met? because those are different thing but both are pretty wild stories!!! the first pokemon i ever met was a riolu! he belonged to this super cool ranger who saved me from a bunch of rather angry houndour and houndoom. i was pretty young and hadn’t gotten my first pokemon so when i uh… found the angry pokemon– yes! found! i didin’t make them mad!–i thought they were gonna eat me alive!! that rangers riolu though flipped in and defended me with a bunch of bam! and kachow! it was awesome!"

▓▒░   STATEMENT OF PURPOSE ... LOADED!

where do you see yourself in five years?

"in five years time i see myself surrounded by terrible team skull grunts all aiming to steal my precious mister chuckle because he holds the key to happiness through the whole universe and of course they want that because they want to stop me from ever releasing this power.” his shuckle is picked up an cradled in his hold as he takes a rather dramatic pose. “who wouldn’t look at this adorable little guy and think wow im so happy right now. but those skull grunts won’t get the best of me!” he spins a pokeball in his hands then releases buizel. “wesley! duke of the northern sea! come out and help!” the buizel and seungho take the same dumb pose. “my buddy wes and i are unstoppable! we’ll go bam! and pow! and kick ass and those skull grunts won’t know what hit them!"

what was your motivation for choosing your faculty?

"i told you about that sick ass ranger and his riolu that i met when i was a just a youngen, right? how they totally came in and saved my behind and it has been sooooo cool? yeah thats about 90% of my motivation for wanting to go into security. i think maybe a ranger? but im not sure yet!” he gets a bit more serious. “but also because….i’ve seen pokemon being abandoned, and pokemon getting treated like… like shit and they didn’t have anyone to help them because no one was around.” his arm comes around the neck of his exeggcutor. “i want to be able to have the power and skills to help those pokemon and all pokemon!"

how have Pokémon impacted your life in a positive way?

"Everything! literally nothing about my life when pokemon are involved hasn’t been positive… wait did that make sense. i mean!! everything with pokemon has always been positive!! i mean!!!!! like…” he fluctuates between loud soft and quiet soft tone of voice with a touch of confused. “…i mean not everything is always positive–okay… wait… let me just pick a specific thing…. how about when i met eggy here! eggy was the first pokemon after my buizel, wesley who i saved he was with a real bad trainer and the trainer then just up and left him in the middle of the road from where my parents daycare is.” a frown pulled across his face. “but he’s such a sweet egg! and he always helped us out when we were redoing the room of the daycare! and he helped me with training wes because wes was always temperamental at first but he listened to eggy for some reason.”

[faithinitworks]

PINCH PUNCH!! Morning all, The “Chef Club”. makes it look sooooo easy to make dishes!!!👍🏻 1/Ever tried to flatten a chicken breast?(even smashing it with a meat tenderiser?!)😩 2/Not used your brain and allowed cheese strips to cool,making them pliable,as opposed to using them straight from the fridge so that they break!!🤬 3/State of your hands whilst attempting to remove the eggie,flour,Dorito residue from your fingers before attacking the next breast that you have attempted to flatten?🤪 According to the three men here,they tasted great?!🤥 #chickenclub #chicken #eggs #flour #doritos #cheeseslices #patience #frustating #noteasy #timeconsuming #apparently #tasty #family #makeyourday #staycalm #and #cook #doyourbest #remember #to #laugh #enjoy #themoment #food #men #women #chefs #i #salute #youall #uk #usa #restoftheworld #europe #cannotcook !!!!😊 https://www.instagram.com/p/BponpvdBVpp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xvytosoncsfr

[dumdogs]

ahem. i think i'm gonna just give you my chapterly updates right here:

rot review (??? i am an amateur and have no qualifications to give reviews but i just need to gush about it sooooo bare with me!!)

chapter 1:

the description of 'rot' in the first paragraph, along with the continuous use of 'piece of shit' for the apartment that she's in, was eerie and beautiful and sad.

i do enjoy that we get the sneak peek of whatever's going on in the apartment above hers and then we learn it's iwaizumi; it makes me so curious to find out more now that i know that it's him who's apartment makes the crashing noises every now and then

the writing style, eggy. i'm gonna cry, it's genuinely so intriguing and real, and it depicts this hopeless feeling inside so well, where you live and exist in a space you're not comfortable in but you can't change anything. it's debilitating and you write it so interestingly, so beautiful, so incredibly nuanced. nothing in your writing style ever bores me

"She can’t tell if he does it on purpose or not, but she can tell form the glint in his eye that, either way, he doesn’t mean it." — i loved this sentence.

and ohhh, the way you write reader (honestly, i never really view them as like a reader-insert. i usually see them as their own entity). it's so, so, so incredibly well done. it's so authentic, it's so run down and vulnerable and real. (specifically thought when i read: "Every time she passed by an electronics store and considered it, guilt gnawed at her stomach. She never needed it as bad as she needed everything else.")

and beside the way you write her character, it's also the little detail you add as descriptors: "She’s got a layer of sweat on the back of her neck and her hair’s pushed out of her face with a bandana." — that adds soooo much feeling not only to the context of where it happens, but it immediately makes you feel like 'okay, yes, it's humid/hot, may even be uncomfortable' and i find that these type of descriptions for a character or a scene are so much more impactful. and i'm having a lot of impact from your story thus far

i also really enjoy that it started and ended with the stuck window that gives her so much struggle to open; i think it's a really good way to close it out, except this time she wasn't alone

in any way, this chapter was a great way to start this fic, and it intrigued me soooo much. so, so, so much!

(the reviews are probably gonna be sporadic, im sorry!!! but i do intend to leave my thoughts on every chapter bc i can see how much work you put in it and honestly, it's been something i looked anxiously forward to for ages)

IM SO EXCITED YOURE READING ROTTT OMFFGGGGGGGGGGG THIS IS SUCH A GIFT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rot is my favorite thing i’ve ever written and im sooooo excited i get to hear your thoughts on in <33333 take your time reading of course (it’s a lot) but ahhh im so excited for you to read the rest of it and sees where it goes !!!!! thank you for sharing your thoughts on this chapter ILY!!!!!!!!!!!!