#sorry erp

[freakinhorse123]

my ocd brain, upon hearing the lyric ‘you don’t have to believe every single though that runs through your head just ’cause it sounds like you talking’

[ritzcrackee]

two men being married is something that can actually be so lesbians

[tfpriests]

I should’ve known how I would have ended up when I would spend HOURs of my life roleplaying evil priests who were shitty to everyone and had weird homoerotic tendencies to any pretty boy

[e77y]

Sometimes cooking in a 90 degree car is good for the soul (it’s not) (I’m just trying to save gas bc I wanted to sit in my car instead of the library)

[cha1cedony]

Orphaning bad fanfics is like therapy 💆‍♀️

[sovawife]

sorry i been kinda inactiveive been way more active on discrod uhm. feel free to ask me for my discord if you wanna talk lol

[squashonesquashtwosquashthree]

ok so i just read the article about how williams racing is going through systems/productions improvements but i wanna focus on the excel list bit cause that bit is so relatable in a silly goofy way.

i’m working as a mechanical engineer and this is my first job out of college so im Assuming that by “excel lists” james means bill of materials which is So Fun And Relatable cause MY company is Also switching to an ERP system FROM EXEL BOMs‼️‼️‼️ like. i’m literally working on an excel BOM Right Now. and there’s a couple things about an f1 team using excel BOMs (and the switch to ERP) that are like. Oh Williams. Oh Man.

so first of all i’m working w BOMs with a couple hundred purchased + manufactured parts. and it’s Already a nightmare to work with so i can Not imagine working with several thousand. we also tend to have a lot of standard parts so there isn’t much revision necessary. but in f1 there’s Constant testing and design upgrades so parts are Constantly being revised. if you revise any part you gotta revise the BOM While Keeping record of the previous iteration(s) of the parts ordered, so if a parts getting fiddled with Multiple times, that entire BOM is getting revised. Multiple times. in the case i’m familiar with this means striking out a line item and sticking the revised version in a new line underneath. this Already sucks if it’s <10 items being revised once or twice, it’s definitely a nightmare if it’s hundreds of parts getting revised dozens of times. i’m straight up having a Moment imagining what these BOMs must look like and having to hunt for the correct part revisions

it’s also more of a nightmare if Multiple people are working on a project and have to revise the same BOM at the same time,,, like it’s a headache if One other person is fuckin w the excel BOM i’m currently working on and i gotta figure out wtf got changed,,,,,, imagine a whole team,,,,,

second of all. again this is my first job out of college so i have no frame of reference but my other coworkers that Have worked for multiple (and larger) companies are all like,,,,,,, No One Else In The Industry Used Excel BOMs What The Fuck. if my smedium company in fuck ass nowhere in the US is in the dark ages for using excel BOMs, then williams racing,,,, at the pinnacle of motorsport or whatever,,,,,,, is practically neolithic.

it also takes a Lot of work and manpower to switch to an ERP system, like i’m not really involved w it at my company but i know that there’s a lot of effort being put into fixing parts that were modeled poorly and fixing naming conventions for parts And that we were supposed to switch to ERP almost like,,,, a full year ago but it hasn’t happened yet cause it’s more work + more complicated than expected

tl;dr williams racing u are everything to me but this is Not the way i wanted u to be relatable, u are so sexy pls get ur ERP system working

[werewolfcandy]

tichondrius/stormrage/ragnaros players frothing at the mouth to point out that you're from the moonguard server when you're better at pvp than them

[m1shapanda]

meowmeow

MEOWO!! MEOREOWW ex wife do ya know what the kids r doing

[ritzcrackee]

<<<<<< guy who is refusing to let the shame consume her

[arsenal-womens-1]

Your sister is

You were sitting in your room with your teammates you play from Barcelona u19s you are from England but you got an offer to play for Barcelona and you went for it your phone started to ring it was your coach

"Hey Sam can you come in a bit early tomorrow please "You look confused "Yeah can I ask why have i done something wrong " "You have done nothing wrong I just want you to meet someone " " ok see you tomorrow " " bye sam "

you get off the call and your teammates look confused "What's coach want " " he wants me to come in tomorrow " "Why what have you done now" "I don't know he wouldn't say " 

the next day

As coach asked i'm here early I wonder what it's about "Sam" I looked up to see coach and jonatan the manager of Barcelona women's team " hey sam can we talk " i sat there for a minute " yeah " yous go into the meeting room " sam we have been looking at the way you play and how you play and we would like to ask if you would like to be apart of the senior team " i sat there in shock " i would love to "

time skip a week you just got drooped off at the tranig ground i walk in to the entranced and i see some of the team they were looking at me jonatan walked up to me " hey sam how are you " " im ok a bit nevers "" youll be ok if you get stuck ask someone for help ok " " i will "

you get changed and go on to the feled no one on the team came up to you you didnt mied tho he introduced you to everyone and the first thing you were donig in training was working on your passes you were in a team of lucy kira alexia patricia amd sandra it was the end of training you hadnt talked to anyone you all when to the changing rooms

you go to your cub and get your bag you get changed you open you phone for a minute and see 3  missed calls from your sister you text her

" hey sis what you want" she texts back strat away " why didnt you tell me you had signed a contracted with barcolana " someone says your name so you put your phone down you look up and relise that it is alexia

" hey new be " you lok at her " yeah " " we all want to get to know the new player so we were wondering if you wanted to come over to one of our house and we will all meet there " " yeah "

5 hours later you are stud in front of lucy and kiras houes you knock on the door and lucy answers it " hey come in " you go in and go to were the rest are they all say hi mapia was the first to ask you a question " so sam how old are you and what's your last name " you look around you and see all eyes on you " " I'm 17 and my last name is erps " lucy is the first to talk “ i thought you looked familiar your Mary’s sister " you look around the room " yeah she’s my sister "

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I know this is crap I wrote it about a year ago I’m trying to get ideas of what to write but so far I’ve got nothing so sorry

[scrupulosity-comics]

your comics are lovely because so much of the discussion around certain ocd obsessions (on the internet and elsewhere) seem so fucking unnuanced, lol

Idk. Sorry if this is intrusive. But yeah I also struggle with scrupulosity+ harm ocd and I sometimes get really fed up with people insisting on simple answers (if you’re doubting it you’re probably a good person/ just live with the uncertainty) without recognizing that sometimes you *have* to have a method of at least estimating your impact on other people and if your brain is hell bent on confusing your capacity to notice actual impact with its bizarre overestimations it can make living on the world really hard, lol

I guess with time I’ve managed to find ways that make sense to me to simultaneously keep myself with some kind of moral framework while also not being too rigid and accepting partial uncertainty, but I feel like philosophy and talking with friends who *don’t* know the Correct Advice For People With OCD helped me a lot more than standard psychiatric advice, lol

Anyway. Thank you for sharing your experiences. Extremely relatable and funny

Also, imho, adding complexity to perspectives tends to be better to the world than subtracting it, lol

God yeah I do Not find most OCD support or advice helpful or relatable. I know several people who’ve had really good experiences with ERP therapy but my therapist and I found it nearly impossible to come up with socially and psychologically safe ways to start exposure response prevention. She had me write “I am committing micro-aggressions” on a card—I still joke about it.

Obviously I’m glad that some people are helped by the simplistic stuff. I just find it frustrating when people expect them to also help me reason with obsessions and compulsions that are inherently politicized or interpersonal. A lot of people are upset by racism but still do or believe or say racist things! People apply compassion and empathy towards societal evils all the time! I have acted on impulses I regret before!

[f1rewalk3r]

sorry babe i cant blog about worm tonight i have a gig with my band. no, it’s not *sigh* it’s not like Bad Canary. it would be nice if you could come support me for once. i’m kind of feeling like…. taylor, in how you’re bullying me by not supporting my interests. *sigh* no honey, i’m not “pulling a coil on you.” i’m not pulling a jack slash, either, before you ask. what’s that? yeah, i guess we can do smugbug erp tonight. ONLY if you come to the gig though

[angeldustthewhore]

Hello Tumblers and Baddie Fumblers, this is my first attempt at a promo post so please be gentle. 😊

Hazbin Hotel is my current hyperfixation so I figured I'd try and break into the role play scene on this site. ��

For obvious reasons, be 21+ ONLY. Mun is 25+ themselves. MINORS DNI. 🤬

Other than being of the legal age to consume alcohol in the United States, my ideal writing partner would be someone who enjoys writing dark and/or dead dove subjects. And although it isn't an absolute necessity to write with me, I do find that when the plot is vanilla for too long I tend to get bored and lose interest. I crave drama. 🔥

I'm happy to write any type of relationship between our characters, be that familial, friends, romantic, enemies, etc. if you can dream it, we can write it. 🌈

I do enjoy writing ERP, but we don’t have to include that if it makes you uncomfortable. I’m also always more than willing to do a ‘fade to black,’ moment. If you do choose to do an ERP with me, by default I tend to make Angel a bratty sub. I can and will write him as a top, but it is not my preference to do so. 😌

As far as ships go, I am willing to write just about any MxM ship. TW: I am what you'd consider a proshipper myself, because I do ship AngelNiss and ValAngel, but I also ship the normal stuff like Huskerdust. I understand that most people find those types of ships repulsive, so I will always use the appropriate tags when posting content of them so that you can block the tags. If that’s a deal breaker for you then I am very sorry, but I can’t stop being me, babes. 🤷‍♀️

I won't personally write Angel as being in a romantic or sexual relationship with a female character because he is canonically gay and I want to respect his sexuality, but if you do that, more power to ya. 🌸

I actually enjoy writing some of the more taboo and weird stuff including dead dove topics such as: incest, mpreg, age gaps, gender swaps, futas, dubcon, noncon, and so on and so forth. So if you want to rp something but you’re afraid of it coming off as strange, please don’t be afraid to reach out. The worst I can say is no, right? ✨

I tend to write multiple paragraphs per reply and in the third person style but I don't mind matching my partner's style instead. 📝

If you’re interested in writing with me, drop a like or DM me and let’s start hitching some kind of plot together! 💙

[askthe-littlepoet]

Hey, this is gonna be really unprofessional, but this is my ask-blog! I've never made/run one before, and I thought it'd be fun. If it wasn't evident, this is still a work in progress. You (probably) know the drill, no NSFW asks, (like ERP.) suggestive is fine, I guess. No discrimination, duh. (thanks anon.)

(TW Tags I use (when I remember to): #tw suggestive, #tw violence, #tw descriptions of violence, #tw descriptions of gore)

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[thisbelongsto-nohbodys]

[Anne comes into Marcy’s office. Anne is holding a script while Marcy is working on a comic page and looking tired]

Anne: Hey, Marbles.

Marcy: Hey Anna-Banana.

Anne: So I was going over the script for tonight’s ERP and if I’m being honest, it’s not like what you’ve done before.

Marcy: Oh, yeah, sorry. I’ve just been real tired lately. What with the webcomic and the animated adaptation and streaming. I’m sorry I wasn’t able to keep the quality up on our time. I’ll make it up to you.

Anne: It’s okay. I just noticed something was up and wanted to check on you. We don’t have to do anything to strenuous tonight if you’re tired. I’m okay with just a movie and some cuddling.

Marcy: That actually sounds great. Love ya, Annie.

Anne: Love you too, Mars.

[They share a soft kiss]

Anne: Tho’ I will say that this script is leagues better than what Sashy wrote for our date night.

Sasha from another room: I still say it made sense!!

Anne: There are no lifeguards for a bathtub!!

Marcy: ???