#sorry for the simon and piggy stuff

[mj-thrush-gxn]

doodle page!

[rrcenic]

FINALLY POSTED MY LOTF ANIMATIC!

took a couple months to complete as i kept getting distracted while drawing but totally worth the work :D

the song is “want you gone” by jonathan coulton

pretty damn proud of this so,,,check it out maybe??

[simorys]

i feel rude to ask 😭😭 -but may we know headcanons off the lotf boys pre-island? sorry if it's too much aaa! your art is so amazing, btw!! ^^

Hiii this isn't rude at all, I love talking about my hcs 💕

It's funny you ask this because I've been thinking about making a comic (or maybe just a blog) of their pre island lives and maybe some post island stuff too! I wasn't sure if people would actually be interested in that though, I also suck at committing to things like that 😭

To answer the question though :D

- Ralph's mom died about a year before the island

- Piggy's parents died when he was really young, probably around 6 or 7

- Piggy has a younger sister (she's his cousin but they've lived together long enough to be his sister). They share a room and constantly fight over things (like stealing each other's clothes or other things, fighting over who's side is who, ect.). They were in the middle of a fight before Piggy left on that plane.

- Simon would sometimes get in trouble for not speaking/being too quiet in school (me fr)

- Simon would try and sing C# a lot (he never got it and never will 💔)

- Sam and Eric share a room and Eric has the top bunk

- Sam and Eric would sneak in stray cats and dogs then get in trouble by their parents

- Piggy's little sister would steal his clothes because she knew it made him mad, she also just preferred his clothes

- Jack would sometimes spend the night at his church

- Jack would throw choir parties at his house, usually after concerts. mostly as a way to get them to hang out with him

- Ralph enjoyed painting, usually landscapes and horses

- Jack doesn't really have friends, skill issue ngl

- Roger sleeps in random alleyways a lot

- Jack was a "Goody two shoes" and strict about following rules before the island. He's also a nerd

- Simon sneaks out a lot at night, just to walk around

- Ralph had recently moved to a new place before the island

I need to start writing down my hcs bc usually I just think of them and then forget later 💀

But that's what I have so far :3

[lord-of-simons-ghost]

LOTF HEADCANONS >:)

This is going to be a list of my on-island/book time period headcanons (HINT NOT CANON). The majority are my own, and some are my "adopted" headcanons. Each section will be headed! Pre/post island headcanons will be done later since this is super long already

I'm sorry for any grammatical errors or inconsistencies

TWS: Mentions of character death, religious stuff, Implied child death

This is LOTF content, so expect it to be a little dark! Take care of yourself <3

Island/Time Period

- Took place in the late 40s/early 50s. Not during/post WW2 but instead during a new fictitious war caused by nuclear threats in Europe. This is why the boys were sent away from their boarding school in the UK (I'll elaborate on this in a bit).

-The island itself was decent sized with 3 beaches: The meetings/crash took place on the largest beach of the island, which faced West.

-The center of the island was dense woods and heavy foliage. Pig runs ran throughout the entire center and led out to the eastern side of the island.

-Castle Rock and Fire Mountain were to the north, meaning shelters/bathing pools were on the southwest side of the island. Shelters were originally going to be built closer to the mountain.

-After the first fire, the northern side of the island lost the majority of the trees around the mountain. This is one of the reasons the shelters were shifted to the West.

-The island had amazing sunsets, so Ralph would try to have their non-emergency meetings around this time to have as many of the kids witness them as possible. Usually worked.

-Castle Rock was lower down in elevation than Fire Mountain, but it had a very good view of the whole island. It had a ledge above a part of the Eastern beach (where the pigs often lay. This is where Piggy dies. The feast took place in the westeast).

-The boys were on the island for 5 1/2 months.

The Biguns

Choir boys will be highlighted blue

Ages (oldest to youngest): Jack (13), Maurice (13), Roger (13), Ralph (13), Simon (12), Robert (12), Piggy (12), Eric (11), Sam (11), Bill (11)

[sorry if I forgot anyone, these are just the ones I have ages for. Choir has roughly 6 more members in my hcs. ]

-Took the choir a week or so to remember everyone else's names (-Piggy).

-Didn't really mind if someone stayed behind during hunts earlier on, but as time progressed, Jack and Roger would get more and more annoyed. Ralph, Simon and Piggy never joined but helped prepare the pig once or twice before roasting it.

- The majority of them, even Jack and Ralph, would have nightmares later on (think around the time Samneric found the parachutist) and it would put everyone on even more of an edge.

-Arguments would break out within the Choir boys frequently (mainly Roger and Maurice), and Simon or Ralph would have to mediate them. It became the norm until Jack overtook as chief.

-Roger was really the only biggun that wanted to join Jack in the end, even though Ralph kinda sucked. None of them really liked Jack OR Ralph (- Simon, Piggy and Samneric).

-Roger got the most into the final hunt, commanding everyone and instructing them how to hunt Ralph alongside Jack. They scared the littluns that were a part of the tribe and the younger biguns. Everyone enjoyed it in the moment, don't get me wrong, but like. Once that Naval officer showed up, they were INSTANTLY feeling guilty and horrible. (-Jack and Roger. They took time)

Individual Biguns

Jack:

- Kept his choir uniform throughout the duration on the island. Reminded him of when life was less complicated.

- Would still rehearse with the choir for the first month or so before everyone got too involved in the island to care. Jack would still sing whilst doing busy work, fire duty, or meetings to bring comfort to himself.

-Never hated Ralph. He felt very conflicted when interacting with him and was jealous of his authoritative role. He ultimately didn't want Ralph to abandon/hate him, and when this happened, Jack felt extremely betrayed. Even when hunting him at the end, Jack never felt hatred but rather power hungry.

- He and Ralph were friends for 3 or so months and would hang out often. They confided in each other and were actually really close.

- Suffered with anxiety episodes on the island.

- His hair grew so long to the point Simon showed him how to tie it into a bun with plants. He kept it like that for the rest of his time on the island.

- Watched the sunset with Simon, and they would hang out and rely on each other during the night. Jack didn't want to be seen with him during the day, but he would always pick him for hikes and stuff if he needed to bring someone else along.

- Speaking of Simon, Jack didn't realise it was him during the dance until it was too late to do anything. He grieved with the other choir boys and remained to feel guilty for a while. Jack (and sometimes the others) would go out to the beach where he died and make flower crowns, plant boats, stuff like that, and would send them into the ocean as a way to remember and say thank you to Simon.

- He and Roger are besties, and it's very cheesy

- Bathed a little more regularly than the others but not as often than he should have

- Rarely got sleep on the island and when he did it wasn't good sleep. Ran on adrenaline most days

- Loved being able to put on the clay mask because it covered his "ugliness"

- Lost a significant amount of his hearing during the plane crash/war and had a hard time navigating that on the island. Never really mentioned it to anyone until months after being rescued (this is partly @mccall-me-maurice 's headcanon and I love it so much)

Maurice:

- Gremlin, always caused problems and blamed it on Roger (I hc them as cousins)

- Smiled so frequently to the point it freaked Ralph out. The choir boys are used to it.

- Smiled as a way to mask since he hated talking about his feelings and felt if he smiled no one would ask if he was okay (mecore)

- Not very helpful but did what he was told....sometimes

- Didn't get along with the littluns (stupid sandcastles) and would tease them/stick his tongue out at them.

- Hyped up Jack's ideas but also listened to Ralph when he was chief

- Extroverted

- Didn't really put on a mask when hunting since it inched his face but he would paint his body to blend in better.

- Stinky boi

- Friends with the biguns and felt a little disappointed Ralph didn't want to join Jack's tribe

Roger:

- Quiet (unless he's being snarky) when in large groups but would become extroverted around Jack/Maurice

- Got bored so often he just caused chaos

- Had a hard time communicating his genuine thoughts into words so Jack would help him talk to the other boys.

- Sarcastic and kind of a smart-ass, especially to Ralph and Piggy

- Always mixed up the twins and started just pointing and calling one of them "you"

- Middle-child syndrome.

-Felt he did everyone a favor when he dropped the Boulder on Piggy.

- Friends with Simon, but they really only interacted pre-island (Kinda like with Jack, didn't want to be seen with him becuase he thought it would make him "batty")

-Perfered to do things in solitude or duos

- Had a very dark way of thinking about things and people. He still longed for authority and normalcy but thought of people as evil, and only a select few were "good." It's very contradicting, and Roger has a hard time navigating his thoughts.

- Always had intricate paintings whenever the group would redo their masks.

Ralph:

- Saw the beach and was all like "So much room to do cartwheels"

- Would watch the sunrises with Simon

- Got really bad migraines often and would have to be out of commission for a few days. Jack would take over and make a small army

- Always thinking about how life was before, what his family/friends were up to, etc...

- Didn't actually want to be chief and hated it for a while but grew to enjoy the authority that came with it

- Stole all of Piggy's ideas and would act like they were his own

- Would help the littluns but never enjoyed it

- Slept like an egg 🥚 (curled up in a ball almost)

- Would go on walks frequently to try and clear his head. Overthought everything, often stressing himself out over it and needing to then take another mental break

- Loved loved loved watching fire burn, even in the end

- Friendly towards everyone (on occasions) but only considered Piggy and Simon to be his friends (+ Jack for a few months)

- Felt really hurt that Jack turned on him. Ralph hated him for a bit but got over it eventually (like waaaaay post island)

Simon:

- Loved catching critters/bugs and showing them to Ralph. He would tell him their species, what they ate, etc

- Nocturnal. Literally was up almost all night just roaming the forest, doing fire duty, helping littluns, stuff like that

- Helped paint intricate designs on the choir boys the first time they proposed the idea to him because he wanted to paint something.

- Would make patterns in the sand, let the sea wash them away, and repeat the process

- Very calm and quiet. Didn't hate anyone

- Had a crush on Ralph but tried very hard to hide it. (Worked pretty well!)

- Loved the littluns with every bone in his body because they reminded him of his younger siblings. Did everything in his power to make sure they were comfortable.

- Despite being "friends" with Jack, Simon never agreed with his morals/ideas and found Ralph's more sensible. However, he didn't like either in an authoritarian role and thought they all should have been in charge and involved in making decisions.

- Knew he was going to die that night but wanted to warn the others/see them one last time

- Poetic. He would tell poems to anyone who would listen

- Calmed down fights, anxiety attacks, etc....

- Epileptic and hypoglycemic (constantly growing faint, so he tried to stay out of the sun as much as possible and take breaks when needed)

- Thought that the Lord of the Flies was God punishing him for his sins (he literally had none)

- Prayed often to bring comfort to himself

(I have literally no headcanons for Robert ;-;)

Piggy:

- Actually 🤓☝️ (I'm joking I swear)

- Got his feelings hurt easily but tried to hide it when he was sad

- Always thought of what he was going to bake with his Auntie when he got home

- Constantly came up with actually good ideas but never got to share them since Ralph kinda blew them off

- Had a few asthma attacks on the island (like 2 + the Canon one) and Simon and Bill would help him out

- Got very overwhelmed by the littluns but tried to keep them accounted for and safe

- Did the analytical jobs on the island and was helpful with counting supplies

- Enjoyed watching fish swim in the streams/ocean

- Constantly feared for his safety when Jack/Roger were near

- Didn't want to share his name in fear of being even more humiliated and ultimately forgot who he was other than "Piggy"

- Knew he wasn't coming back from Caslte Rock

- Bad at emotionally heavy situations

Eric:

- Enjoyed hunting even though he wasn't very good at it

- Always did the rough/physical jobs when possible since he hated feeling weak at home

- Corrected the others when they called him Sam

- Loves his brother but got annoyed with him frequently

- Didn't swim more often than needed because he was scared of sharks

- Wanted to protect Sam so he stayed close at all times

- Had probably the most fun out of everyone on the island because he had Sam with him

- Always eager to try new things/help out

- Seemed to get comfy quicker than everyone else

- Favored Jack and his tribe in the beginning but quickly changed up when Jack started going coo coo

- Had an attitude

Sam:

- Hated hunted. It grossed him out. He went anyway to stay near Sam

- Perfered to swim on the beach and hang with the littluns rather than helping Ralph with labor

- Loved the ocean

- Got annoyed with how protective Sam was of him since it made him feel small

- Enjoyed Castle Rock and the view that came with it

- Favored Ralph from the beginning and would do *somethings* that he told Sam to do. Was quick to suggest to Eric that they helped Ralph when possible

- Bird watched with Piggy and Simon

- Just overall a sweetheart to everyone

Bill:

- The only headcanon I have for Bill is that he was essentially the nurse of the island, and everyone would go to him for help. He learned all this stuff from his mom, who was a war nurse and just was super super helpful with keeping everyone from getting too badly hurt (this is also another adopted headcanon!)

Littluns

- Tried to start their own tribe and overthrow the older kids (didn't work)

- Has opinions about things and felt ignored most of the time

- Like 80% didn't make it off the island....

- Really just chilled in the sun all day

- Had fun throwing spears at Ralph in the end

- Really just did what they saw Jack do

- HATED RALPH

IM FINALLY DONE!! THIS TOOK A WEEK 😭

[imakuvii]

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[well-offtovisityourmother]

fandoms lotf characters would be a part of:

but its fandoms i've been in/know people who've been in. sorry in advance x 😟💞

ralph: any ghibli film but probably howl's moving castle especially. i can just picture ralph loving the aesthetic and trying to draw the castle but getting really angry when he could never get it quite right 🙏 also huge 'ugh i wish I was sophie 🥺🙄' energy

jack: VOLTRON. and i mean the scary, terrible, bad, ship war, klance type beat. jack would be the sort of kid to get into a fist fight with someone who didn't like his ship, probably did cosplays and wrote and read way too much klance fanfiction.

piggy: dead poet's society. i mean, come on. we all know our fav pretentious boy owns a dark acadamia quotes account on instagram anyway. this just makes sense

simon: veggietales. no i will not elaborate.

samneric: BTS. they comment 'ARMY??' on random posts. that's the real reason roger tortured them smh

roger: steven universe. now, some of you may be confused. isn't steven a passifist? the soft colours, the lessons of forgiveness, this isn't very roger. HOWEVER, let us not forget the terrifying force that is the fandom TM. roger was right in the midst and nobody can change my mind. he'd obviously never tell anyone though other than MAYBE simon or maurice.

maurice: minecraft. i don't mean dreamsmp style btw (although i wouldn't really be surprised if he watched a bit too) but i mean the actual game. i just get the vibe that he enjoys the game a lot and isn't too deep into it, but more dumb memes, lots of references and playing with friends. probably griefs random servers too 💔💔

robert: warriorcats. no i will not elaborate. (furry)

bill: hamilton. i can't explain it, i just get this vibe. seems like the sort to have a fan account but back in the day made call out posts for 'miku binder thomas jefferson' and other stuff like that even though he found it internally hilarious.

percival: peppa pig or something. he's a small child WHWHHWHSHS

anyway, sorry you had to see this xoxo

[teddyduchampsglasses]

LOTF characters as things my best friend and I have saved in our texts part 1?

Ralph: Please, is this a beetroot?

Jack: Y A M

Piggy talking about Jack: PLEASE WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING

Ralph: He’s killing

Eric: What would you do if I got a sugar daddy?

Sam: Make you buy me cool stuff

Piggy: Not Roger ignoring me after I said I was let down when I saw Jack

Ralph: Jack isn’t that cool

Simon: I just remembered that onetime Ralph and I said that Jack should have been named George so we called him George for like a month

Piggy: GEORGE

Simon: 🎶 George George George, George of the jungle, watch out for that tree! 🎵

Jack: Guess what, smelly

Roger: What, sausage

Sam: Wrong person, sorry

Eric: Baddie who fuckin else could that go to

Sam: Ralph

Ralph: Want me to call your saggy tits?

Jack: Yes, call my all hail floppy tits

Piggy: I already have to pee again and I just got in bed like 10 minutes ago

Ralph: PLEASE GET THAT FIXED

[mammons-creditcard]

Now that we did the big mc, it’s time for tiny mc! Like if they were 5’0ft maybe a little taller. Can you do the undateables along with the brothers? :3

BHAKDHSKHD being ✨short✨ myself I can do this (I'm 5'2 tho) and I can do the undateables too! Thank you for the ask~! Sorry I didn't answer it very quickly, while I was making it I had to go help clean (I help my grandma clean this 96 year old dudes house)

Again, I feel like the demon average height is taller than the average human height so yeah ^_^ anyway, enjoy uwu

Lucifer

Let's be honest, he thinks it's cute

Really really cute

He'll never say it tho

He likes holding MCs hand and cuddling them

It makes him feel big n stuff lmao

He just likes it uwu

Mammon

He thinks it's cute too

He'll also never say it

He might say it, but it would be really quiet and he'll be really really blushy

He'll like feeling in control, since MC is so small and cute he'll feel like he needs to protect them a lot

Leviathan

MC reminds him of an anime girl, no doubt

He won't be able to form a proper sentence around them for a while

Once he gets used to it he's fine tho

Kinda

He'll let MC sit in his lap while he plays videogames, after a while

MC can fit in his bed tub thing which is nice

Lajdkksjd he just thinks MCs perfect :(

Satan

He loves it

And he WILL tell MC to fluster them

He thinks MCs very very cute

He'll let MC sit in his lap as he reads or literally anytime at all

He just loves MC and definitely likes seeing them flustered

Asmodeus

MCs even smaller than Asmo akdjksjd

He likes everything about MC

:(( he just wants to hold MC and tell them how cute they are

Ugh :( he just wants to love you and UGH

^ That's how he feels uwu

Beelzebub

He doesn't really care at first but then

When he notices

OOF his heart went 💫🍄❣️✨🥺🌸💜🌈🥺✨💫🍄❣️💜

He thinks MC is the most precious thing he's ever seen in his entire existence

He likes giving MC big bear hugs, he likes giving MC cuddles, he likes giving MC piggy back rides

Perfect couple 100000/10

Belphegor

He likes cuddling MC a lot

He likes when MC just clings onto him and falls asleep :(

He thinks MC is so cute

He likes MC a lot uwu

Diavolo

Dia is HUGE

So yk MC is a lil tiny mouse compared to him

He thinks it's SO CUTE he tells MC ALL THE TIME

:(( HONESTLY he's so cute about it

He'll compliment you and he'll UGH HE'S SO PRECIOUS OKAY?!

Simon

Also very precious

I assume his hight is around 6'0

Don't ask why :/ I really don't know lmao

But yeah, MC would still be short compared to him

He'll think it's very cute uwu and he'll compliment it all the time

:(( he's so sweet

Solomon

He'll make fun of MC a lot

No doubt

He's covering up that he thinks it's cute

He'll say he can do a spell to help but he won't because MC is perfect 😌

He'll be a dork about it uwu

[rambleonwithrosie]

Hello my lovely thirst babies! (It's what I call my followers)

For all of you new followers hi! Welcome! Enjoy the music and stay for the cute dish that is Queen's drummer.

All you previous 200 followers know that when I hit a milestone of 50 I always do a 50 questions type thing.

This one is gonna be all Queen!

(Also thank you everybody for sending a post from 0 to 500 notes in roughly one day!)

Opinion on Freddie Mercury calling himself "Mr. Farenheit"? It's adorable and almost like a little play on words with his birth name of Farrokh

Early 80's porn star Freddie or late 80's suburban dad Freddie look? Well I guess dad Fred because I'm not a stache person and the less facial hair and the shorter the better!

Stone Cold Crazy or I'm Going Slightly Mad? Tough choice but I'm Going Slightly Mad is the one I heard first and it's one of my favorites off of Innuendo. Sheer Heart Attack would be a great album even without Stone Cold Crazy

If Freddie asked you to house sit for him would you do it? Unless the cats are somewhere else no. I'm allergic and prejudiced against cats.

Satanic Prawn Onesie from It's A Hard Life music video or Disco Ball Red Devil Romper stage costume? Anything is better than the 800 eyed abomination

Get Down Make Love or Body Language? Get Down Make Love because at least musically it has some quality even if lyrically it's utter garbage (well if you chop off the first part it's not the worst)

Freddie in I Want to Break Free video or in Radio Ga Ga? Radio Ga Ga outfits always win. Plus other than the blouse I personally wouldn't wear anything Fred has on in I Want to Break Free

Opinion of Delilah? I think even if I actually liked cats I'd still cringe at it. As it is I definitely do not enjoy it

Bohemian Rhapsody or Bicycle Race? Oooh see Bicycle Race was my fav as a kid but BoRhap is legendary... I guess Bicycle Race because nostalgia and Star Wars!

Favorite 70s Freddie outfit?

Fat Bottomed Girls or Tear It Up? Ooh. Tear It Up. It's so delightfully naughty and grinds so hard. It's my dirty jam

Brian song you would really go all-out air-guitaring to? Tie Your Mother Down

Sail Away Sweet Sister or 39? I love the nerdiness of 39. But Sail Away Sweet Sister speaks to me and the main character of the novel I'm writing a lot. So gotta be SASS

"Hammer to Fall" or "Headlong"? Hammer to Fall probably. It's such a power jam. Not that Headlong isn't. It's also less dirty and it's on one of the best Queen albums ever

Favourite Brian solo? Oooh. Probably Tie Your Mother Down (I honestly can't recall if it has a solo. I just know it slams really hard and I live for that intro)

Briana in "I Want to Break Free" or Death in "It's a Hard Life"? Aghh. I love sassy Brianna but death is the only remotely sane looking one in Its A Hard Life

Favourite Brian solo song? I don't know a lot so Driven By You I guess

If you could spend a weekend with Brian, what would you do? Take nature hikes and talk about music and C S Lewis works and play with hedgehogs if at all possible

Would you rather stargaze with Brian or study in a science library with Brian? Stargaze for sure. I love it anyways and then he'd know all this brainy stuff that might put me to sleep but would still be fascinating

Favourite photo of Brian? I want his shawl thingy. Glam bastard.

Is Deaky one thicc bih in your opinion? He is certainly the thickest member of Queen. Have you guy's seen his apple bottomed ass of perfection?

If you could redo John's hair for Radio Ga Ga how would you do it? Maybe spiky with gel or something. Anything to reduce the electrocuted squirrel look

Describe John Deacon using 5 foods? Celery. Tall and kind of forgotten but essential. Onions because he's so savage at times he could make you cry. Hazelnuts because his hair and he's earthy and complex. Cheese because you are what you eat. And cherries but the tart pie kind not the sweet ones.

Where would you take Deaky on vacation? Hmmm. Some place with not a lot of people. I feel South America somewhere. Maybe a beach or to Patagonia

Favourite Deaky song? You're My Best Friend timeless and sweet

If you could give Deaky a new nickname what would it be? Salty the Hermit Crab

Favorite Deaky facial expression? His soft blushy sort of modest smile. Especially in the 70s.

Favorite photo of Deaky?

Favourite Deaky outfit?

Favorite salty Deaky face?

Which Monty Python sketch does Roger remind you of? The Encyclopedia Salesman because he could charm his way into somebody's house and sell them anything like the time he bs-ed that he was a Hoover vacuum salesman with I want to say John

Favourite harmonising by Roger? Probably Somebody to Love. He adds so much to those harmonies. And when they do it live it's even more noticeable but in a different way

What kind of car do you think I'm In Love with My Car is about? Whatever it is I see it as red. Probably a red Ferari. Or that's what I see and I'm sure Rog wouldn't have said no to one of those

You can have Roger do one of the (metaphorical) things to you that he mentions in "I'm in Love with My Car", what do you choose? Well giving him a thrill while my radials squeal does sound pleasant 😉😍😈

Favorite Roger Taylor solo work? Original composition it's probably Let's Get Crazy off of Fun In Space but if we're counting songs he covered Racing in the Street HANDS. DOWN! It's my fav song all time now. It and Brandy by Looking Glass

If Roger was an accessory, what would he be? Sunglasses of course 😎😎😎

"Modern Times Rock and Roll" or "Loser in the End"? Modern Times Rock N Roll. That song is not long enough. I love it.

You can talk to Roger for the rest of your life or have one night of passion with him, which do you choose? This is torture... but you didn't say I couldn't make out with him @squeezemylemon so trap there. I'm gonna talk to Rog and make out with him but no night of passion sadly. I'll still be happy kissing and chatting and being friends with a side of inspecting each other's tonsils with our tongues 😉😁😂

Favourite stage outfit of Roger's?

You can have a three-way with two different Rogers... 1) Do you do it? 2) Which Rogers (photo examples are encouraged)? Not my thing but I'm such a thirsty bitch for Rog that in this case hell yes. Sign me up for this sandwich right here

Brian or Freddie singing "'39"? Brian all the way baby. He has that perfect folk singer type voice

Which songs from other bands best describes each member? Brian is Bowie's 'Space Oddity'. Freddie is Elton's 'Rocket Man'. Roger's anthem has to be 'Big Spender' even if musically the style isn't him, musically he's Dancing in the Dark by Springsteen. John is Beethoven's 5th Symphony or The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel but don't ask me why

The members of Queen as characters from the Muppets? Hmm. John is one of the salty old guys from the audience. Roger/ina is miss Piggy because he's such a diva. Bri would be Kermit for somehow patiently dealing with Piggy!Rog. And I had to Google the other Muppets and found one named Pepe the King Prawn and if that isn't Freddie Mercury I don't know what is

The members of Queen as the Avengers? Brian is Director Fury (he counts as an Avenger right?) John is The Hulk, Freddie is outrageous Iron Man of course and Roger is Hawkeye full of sass quips and sex appeal

Queen as cake flavors? Freddie is Cherry Chocolate. John is Lemon. Brian is a really dark chocolate that probably has coffee flavoring to it. Roger is strawberry.

Queen as Classic Hollywood actors? I weirdly want to say Freddie as Clark Gable but I think he's more Douglas Fairbanks. Brian is Lawrence Olivier. John is William Powell. And Roger would be James Dean (he counts right?)

FMK: Rogerina, Briana, Frederika? Fuck Rogerina obvs. Briana is a suitable housewife. And as usual poor Fred gets killed. Sorry.

Which song would you have liked to have been around the composer as they created it? Well as much as I want to say a Roger song I'd be too busy distracting him for that to work so I'm gonna say Brian writing Dragon Attack

Favorite album art/cover? The Game. 1980 Rog in leather is my sexuality. Otherwise I'd probably say Sheer Heart Attack

Who or what is the (not actual) love of each band member’s life? Freddie's was the 4000 cats. Roger's amore is cars of course. John is in a committed relationship with cheese on toast. And Brian is a slut who while he's married to Red Special he goes around having affairs with badgers and faucets/taps

Thanks again @squeezemylemon and @zestysexmachinefromzanzibar for helping with all of these questions!

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Sooooooo I was tagged by @sturmxundxdrang (thanks bby!) to answer eleven questions. Here it goes:

Rules: answer the 11 questions given to you and then come up with your 11 questions. 

1. How did you find Tumblr? I am pretty sure a super nerdy/cool friend of mine insisted I joined so we could share dorky stuff to each other. We did it like twice *shrugs*

2. Did you expect to stan your fav band as much as you do now? (I don’t have a defined fav band! I am sorry, I was born like this. Also, I am nice). But no, I guess that’s one of the most exciting parts of finding a band that ends up staying with you forever: The process (fast or slow) of discovering them, to get mesmerized by them and knowing you’ve found something truly special, among many many many thousands of existing bands out there *wipes out tears*

3. What’s one thing you wanna do before dying? Having a decent amount of underwear, and ha-whack Trump on the face.

4. Have you met someone from a band you like? YEEEEEEEESSSSSS. I’ve had that rare chance with Mr. Frank Turner and Damian “Pink Eyes” Abraham from Fucked Up.

5. What’s your favorite movie? What about a short list? I’d put there Fight Club, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Birdman, Back to The Future I, Persepolis, The Addams Family movies, The Matrix and quite possibly something dumb from Simon Pegg.

6. If you had to give someone one life advice right now, what would it be? No one gets remembered by the things they didn’t do. So go do it. Also, you should consider giving me all of your money. I have PayPal.

7. Do you listen to music for the instruments or the lyrics? Most of the time, for B O T H. Although yeah, got to admit, is easier for me to get tired of something (even disappointed) if the lyrics are not doing anything for me. Guess that’s the difference between me loving a band and me living a band.

But still, a fantastic thing about music is, it is a single composition (a song or a piece), but it is ALSO layered! So chances are, you will find something new to enjoy everytime.

8. What’s your talent? Drinking coffee, sleeping, listening to a sickening amount of music, getting my hopes up, daydreaming, laughing so hard until my nose makes a piggy like sound, and not taking things seriously.

9. Where would you be right now if you could go anywhere? At a Caribbean beach, drinking a margarita.

10. Would you rather be immortal and have opportunities to make your life perfect, or have a perfect life handed to you but die early? I’d chose the first option but without immortality. Maybe the chance to choose when it is really time to go, because I am pretty sure that moment exists after a life well lived.

11. Do you have any song that represents who you are? I HAVE A PLAYLIST, lmao. But something around Radio by Rancid, I Still Believe by Frank Turner, ¿Qué Esperas? by Torreblanca, Unconditional Love by Against Me! and Morgenstern by Rammstein.

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My questions: 1. What was your favourite music/band as a kid? 2. Would you rather smell like poop and not know it OR constantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell? 3. What is the worst movie you have ever seen? 4. What is your favorite internet meme? 5. Which fictional character would you like to meet in real life? 6. If you had to change your name, what would your new name be? 7. Blind OR deaf? Whyyy? 8. What’s on you bag this instant? 9. Would you rather have no eyebrows OR only one eyebrow? 10. If animals could talk, which would you choose to talk to? 11. Which mythical creature would you bring to life?

I tag back @sturmxundxdrang @tills-wolf @leiderschneider @sapphirewolf @black-out-illusions @maplesyrup-olliepop @dolldirector @bishophazel @apieceofpoetry and whoever else feel like answering :P

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I remember a while ago I reblogged a really cute headcanon post about Ralph, Piggy, and Simon being roommates and I remembered one part of it that I've been thinking about all day. One of the headcanons was that Simon becomes an elementary school teacher... look I don't mean to insult the original poster or anything, this has a lot more to do with the fandom's common portrayal of Simon as a nuturing figure in general, but... I really can't see it. Simon is a nice kid, sure, but he's hardly someone who would choose to work with other people. He's heavily introverted, most of the time slinking off into his little patch of jungle to look at birds and trees and stuff. He doesn't really do stuff for people unless provoked into action (i.e. helping with the shelters when it was obvious nobody else would, giving Piggy back his glasses, giving Piggy some of his meat when it's clear he's not going to get any...). If anybody in this lot was to become an elementary school teacher it'd probably be Piggy, because he seems to be the only one who gives even a fraction of a damn about the littluns, what with trying to gently coax them into participating in meetings and junk, like with Birthmark Kid (and maybe even Simon himself, if my memory serves me right (don't quote me on that though)). Sorry if this comes off like a mean rant I'm just thinking about canon v.s. fanon characterizations.

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Opinion on Ralph?

I am justgoing to assume you want me to do the, ‘Send Me a Character’ meme for this, ifotherwise I am sorry.

Send Me aCharacter: Ralph (Lord of the Flies)

First impression:  WhenI first read the book and to an extent, when I reread it now, Ralph wasn’t myfavorite character. My favorite characters were always Piggy and Jack. Anyonewho goes back and reads my compilation of oneshots on FFN will know that mostof my oneshots dealt with Piggy or Jack, just because those two boys fascinatedme more than any other. 

However, I still liked Ralph, and that’s the sameopinion I hold now. Except I didn’t really think too much about how Ralphchanges as a character throughout the novel until a few rereads. 

Ralph is aninteresting character. His changes throughout the book are very subtle, untilyou get to the end where you feel it’s this huge progression from his look onthe island to ‘Cry of the Hunters,’ but then you realize that it’s just beencontinuing in little steps. Ralph’s characterization is one of my favoritethings about the novel, honestly. His relationship with the other cast of boys,especially Piggy (which I will get to in a minute) always interests me, and thedynamic between him and Jack is just unique. There’s not anything like it,really, of course you can make those little literature references as to how itcould compare to another relationship in a different book, but it will morethan likely still contrast in a way or another

Impression now: My impression now of Ralph is I think he’s an incredible character andhis complexity is always fascinating to discuss. While I don’t think he’s themost interesting character of Lord of the Flies, I do still think he has thisrange that is always a pleasure to talk about.

Favorite moment:  Myfavorite moment from Ralph is kind of interesting. 

I really like the scenewhere they chase the pig after they look for the Beast and Ralph gets in on thehunt and becomes so excited about it. This moment is kind of small compared tothe other scenes in the novel but for Ralph’s character is just says so much. 

There’s an actual line that Ralph says (I believe) to Piggy, but he says, “Iwould like to wear war paint, but the fire is the most important thing.” Thisline and that scene make a point that Ralph could easily succumb to savageryand that it is characters like Piggy that keep him away from it. 

It justbasically shoots all of the comments regarding how pure and heroic Ralph is.Ralph is not the hero of the story – he’s a boy that can think and say nastythings (to Piggy and Simon especially). He’s capable of as much harm as the hunters,understanding what had happened on the night of Simon’s death but the fact is he still helped in killing Simon.. 

Thiskind of ties into my unpopular opinion of him as well, but yeah, we will getinto that. So basically, the scene with Ralph getting excited about the hunt.And, also of course, the scene between him and Jack and the shelters in chapter3 – because my shipper heart.

Idea for a story:  Ofcourse, the post-island stuff always piques me. I really love thosepsychological-based works where Ralph has to deal with the aftermaths of theisland and how that plays a role on other characters, like Jack or Roger. Ithink it would be cool to see that Ralph/Jack reunion moment unfold when theyare both adults and see what would happen. I think stories like that are sointeresting.

Unpopular opinion: Basically for my unpopular opinion you can look at my Favorite Momentslot, but it’s just the entire thing with people treating Ralph like he’s thishero in the story when he’s really not, and just that entire thing going on. Justkind of interesting how people conjure up stuff like that and I’m like what inthe world.

Favorite relationship: Myfavorite relationship with Ralph? 

Oh boy, I really want to go the obvious routeand say his relationship with Jack just because I find their entirerelationship incredibly fascinating, as I have stated before. However if itweren’t for them I would definitely say Ralph’s relationship with Piggy. 

Talkabout an interesting relationship, right? His relationship with Piggy thatstarted off just with annoyance turned into friendship in the best way and Ihonestly thank the book so much for developing their relationship like that insubtle ways. A lot of people have said that Ralph kind of just relies on Piggybecause he’s there and  he’s on his side and that’s the only reason,but I personally don’t agree with that especially towards the end of the novel.I see their relationship as incredibly complex. It changes so much frombeginning to end and how Piggy kind of holds Ralph away from savagery isanother facet of the novel I love discussing. Piggy and Ralph’s relationship ismy favorite, besides his and Jack’s.

Favorite headcanon:  Myfavorite headcanon is that Ralph is nit-picky about his things and wherecertain things need to be, he could be kind of OCD and just needs to havethings in a certain order.