#sorry if you like golf

[sga-owns-my-soul]

would you, if given the chance, seed-bomb a golf course with me? give those rich feckers a rage worthy of the one a golf course's existence gives me

(watched a video of someone patching a golf hole with the same soulless grass and I just wanted to shove it full of clover or dandelions or aster)

god please let me seed bomb a golf course

[jellyaibo]

closed species are so funny like what if i just make a design . will you fucking stop me? ooooOOoooo ill make a primagen oooOOoO THE PENCIL IS ON MY PAAAAPER OOOOoooOoOOo

[kolektsiakomah]

i needed to gush abt these lil blu team introductions theyre the fucking best. i LOST MT SHIT AT THE TRADING SCENE IT WAS SO INTENSE

this is the blu soldier. his hobbies are murder, demoman and garbage.

[peep demos portrait in the back]

this is blu sniper. his hobbies are skipping work, watching horror movies and [REDACTED].

in his older age, he's adopted a "peace and love" attitude. (he still enjoys hunting men for sport. and petting cute birds.)

[sighh dont we all]

this is blu engineer. his hobbies used to be fun, but now he mostly cries all day.

this is blu demo. his hobbies are leadership, golfing, and an occasional martini.

this is blu medic. you don't want to know his hobbies.

he loves his job.

blu heavy would love to rip him apart with his bare hands.

blu sniper hopes this goes on the payroll.

blu demo is tired of losing.

[etherealhoneypie]

hey so any of my friends in the uk or canada or australia or really anywhere that isn’t the us wanna adopt me? i have a lot of thrifted furniture and a big record collection i can bring 🥰

[racewinnerlandonorris]

the throuple we didn’t know we needed

[andy-clutterbuck]

𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐧, 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 (𝟔/𝟐𝟗/𝟐𝟑) 📸:𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐓𝐖𝐃𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞

[isdalinarhot]

Realistically speaking with Dalinar being such a public figure throughout his life and also being a Drinking A Lot guy throughout his life there’s gotta be, like, a cocktail or something made out of blackthorn gin and fruit juice and violet wine or whatever called “The Dalinar Kholin” or something. And I bet Dalinar has really mixed feelings on that

[steelycunt]

tennis looks so fucking boring im sorry. cannot get on board with a sports event where there is no telling if it will end in one hour or five. and not only is there no telling but its also the most boring game to watch ever. so like you can rest assured that what you will be watching is just a ball travelling back and forth across a net but what you dont know is whether it will finish in time for you to get home for dinner or maybe your mother's birthday which is two and half weeks away

[muirneach]

this list is fucking insane sorry

[dilfcherricola]

Date tomorrow cancelled because his life is apparently always falling apart which isn’t his fault but I do want to go on a date once in a while

[gmos]

i feel like people are not very tactical about threats of violence. im not againt violence but if youre just attacking ppl whenever you get the chance bc they are bad then you are going to lose

[fuwaprince]

Hey loser how were you going to talk about ocean man and accidentally say tumblr when you don't want me to know you still lurk my blog like fuck offffff already thanks .-.

[countess-of-edessa]

the way people jump to the defense of video games whenever someone is like "what a stupid hobby to spend more than the barest amount of time killing effort on" really just reinforces to me that video games is objectively one of stupidest things to waste your life on

[ninja-kitty-more-like-no]

not gonna put this in the main tag but in my heart vax is very much in love with his Lady and theyre fucking vibing in her court out there

[lovelyisadora]

ALSO WIPS ABOUT HER CHILDHOOD. I KNOW U DON'T POST WIPS BUT. 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

listen I have strong feelings about little marcia okay. I just think that she and silas had a lot in common; I hc that they were both young when they lost their fathers and she doesn’t have any siblings and his are so much older than him and while he has friends, I don’t really think they’re particularly close. they both live in the ramblings and don’t have a lot and idk I think they’d just kinda stick together reluctantly you know. no one else gets it. silas drags her around like an annoying little sister and marcia could choose not to go with him but she’s got nothing better to do than get him out of the trouble he gets them both into.

PLUS they both see alther as a father figure and I think they compete for his affection tbh.

I need to find it but I DO have a finished scene somewhere from a larger wip where they’re at zelda’s (during magyk) and they discuss alther and their childhoods but it quickly becomes an argument and zelda has to intervene. I just moved across the country though so it might take me a while to find it but I can try.

Edit: I also have some other unfinished wips about her childhood okay actually hold on I have to go murder my brother he just hit me in the head with a golf ball

EDIT AGAIN HE HIT ME A SECOND TIME HES DEAD. HE FILMED IT TOO

[kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon]

Writing Music Shuffle for April 17

these guys