Jafar: The only thing I know is that I know nothing.
Princess: Aw, hey, don't say that. You know things.
Jafar: No, I meant-
Princess: If you want, I can teach you some stuff.
Jafar:
Princess:
Jafar:
Princess: *points* That's a tree.
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Alex: So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. When octopi do this it's called-
Morgan: -an octo-lie.
Alex: ...Metachrosis.
Morgan:
Alex:
Morgan: Mocktopus.
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Seunghee: Yeeun, how could you spend our money like this?
Yeeun: [Putting tiny rain coats on ducklings] They live outside unnie, they need this.
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[twitter convo between @AndrewNadeau0 and James Roberts @jroberts332 on 13 January 2018.
AN: If a Transformer died could you just use it’s body as a regular car? Like, respectfully tho.
JR: Been there, done that ]
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