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[incorrect-sk-universe]

Lex: Today was awful.

Ethan: Do you want to talk about it?

Lex: No.

Ethan: Do you want to order pizza about it?

Lex: Yes.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Last Dragonborn: I wish I was more confident.

Paarthurnax: You just have to fake it.

Last Dragonborn: —until you make it. I know. Everyone says that.

Paarthurnax: No, there is no 'make it'. You just have to fake it, for the rest of your life.

[menzelswift]

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[incorrect-sk-universe]

Grunt: Hi

Zazzalil: I have a girlfriend

Grunt: I wasn't hitting on you

Zazzalil: Oh, I know

Zazzalil: I just think she's great and I can't shut up about her.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Leara Rose-blade: I'm so stressed.

Paarthurnax: You need to be more mindful.

Leara: No, my mind is already so full it's bursting at the seams.

Leara: I think what I need is to be mindempty.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Hero of Kvatch: Phew! Glad to be back. I've missed home.

Martin, standing beside his table in Cloud Ruler Temple: Me too.

Hero of Kvatch: But you've been home all the time.

Martin: Not really.

Martin: *embraces the Hero of Kvatch*

Martin: Not until now.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Miraak, texting the Last Dragonborn: I miss you.

Last Dragonborn: 💕

Miraak: And your butt.

Last Dragonborn: 💕💗💖💕

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Balgruuf the Greater: Do you know what's messed up?

Irileth: No.

Balgruuf: Me neither.

Balgruuf: Everything is suspiciously okay.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Alvivecia, when Baar Dau is about to fall out of the sky: Oh my Azura! That moon is going to hit us!

Mistress Therana: You think that's bad? Back in my day, we didn't have cell phones.

Alvivecia: The world is literally going to end!

Mistress Therana: I used to walk eight miles in the rain to get to school.