#source: @oopsprompts

[unosano]

[i-expect-you-to-quote]

JUNIPER: [being an annoying menace]

AGENT PHOENIX: Isn't the idea supposed to be "you saved my life, now I owe you a debt?"

JUNIPER: Nope. Other way round. You saved my life, so now I'm your problem.

JUNIPER: God wanted me dead and now you get to find out why.

[realhhquotes]

Vox: I don't think you respect me enough.

Alastor: I offer you exactly the respect you deserve: none.

[incorrectotome]

Saeki: I may be a mass murderer, but I have Manners.

[emmikay]

Mistoffelees: You met me yesterday.

Rum Tum Tugger: Yes, and I would die for you. Next question.

[incorrect-songbird-quotes]

Raine: If we’re going to go to this party, you absolutely cannot bite anyone.

Eda: What if they’re bigots?

Raine:

Raine: OK, you can bite some people.

[hyperfixation-hideout]

this was too close to canon not to do

[sariahsue]

Cat Noir: I would die for you.

Ladybug: Yeah, but you won’t shut up for me, will you?

[beatlesdiscord]

George, meditating: the most important part of this technique is total relaxation

Paul: that's fundamentally incompatible with who I am as a person

[incorrectinthenetherworld]

Balam: The most important part of this technique is total relaxation.

Kalego: That's fundamentally incompatible with who I am as a person.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: Why would you give a knife to Warlock???

Rogue: They felt unsafe.

Paladin: Well, now I feel unsafe!

Rogue: Would you like a knife?

[wilburytwist]

George: here comes a special boy!

Bob: please stop saying that every time I enter a room.

[nixariel]

[realhhquotes]

Alastor: I may be a mass murderer, but I have manners.

[incorrect-elisabeth-quotes]

Dr. Seeburger: “And what do we say to the god of death?”

Elisabeth: “‘Well, if you insist’?”

Dr. Seeburger: “No!”

[emmikay]

Someone: That thing is literally an emissary of the devil.

Rum Tum Tugger: (cuddling Mistoffelees) Yeah but we’re legally married now, so suck it.