#incorrect dnd classes

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Artificer: Ah, the Scientific Method. Step One: Fuck around. Step Two: Find out. Step Three: Record your results. Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.

[dndclassesquotes]

[ladyphlogiston]

Sorcerer: Nat20 for perception!

Dm: for what?

Sorcerer:.....to tell us whatever it is you've been hinting at

[devotedlyunlikelyshark]

Druid & Monk: Surprise! We're having a baby!

Bard: What?!

Druid & Monk: *pull out adoption papers* It's you!

[spatteringstars]

"Mmm I think you’re underestimating the strength of human connective tissues but pop off I guess" - Dick Grayson at some point probably

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

“What’s a little attempted murder between friends?”

— Karai, to April

[percabethlovebot]

the percy jackson characters playing dnd except only half of them understand how the game works and the other half either get upset about things that seem inaccurate (annabeth and reyna) or confused why their character doesn’t have the ability to have the specific powers they have (percy)

[tdc-incorrect-quotes]

SkekZok: I can’t believe you assassinated the All-Maudra! SkekVar: Well, “assassinated” implies it was politically motivated. I killed her cause she was a dick, so technically it’s just murder. SkekZok: SkekZok: That’s not better!!

[incorrect-dnd-quotes]

Artificer: “I can absolutely keep a hummingbird as a pet, bro. It's no different than having a parrot, or a parakeet. It's a bird, bro.”

Druid: “You really can't, and I'm not saying I agree with it. It's just that bird law in this country- it's not governed by reason.”

Artificer: “There is no such thing as bird law.”

Druid: “Yes, there is!”

Artificer: “I'm gonna get a hummingbird, and I'll show you.”

Druid: “Hummingbirds are illegal tender.”

Artificer: “I'm gonna get one.”

Druid: “You cannot.”

Artificer: “To spite you, I'm gonna get one.”

Fighter: “Hello? Where are we with gulls?”

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Up: So, Taz is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Why, you ask? Because I've caught her five times now trying to train the raccoons to fight.

Taz: You'll be thanking me one day when the third raccoon battalion saves your life

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

King Roo: I may not have any braincells, but I make up for it by having many heartcells.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Cleric: You need to eat healthier. Fighter: No. Cleric: The last person who didn't eat healthier after I told them to died. Fighter: Oh my gods. Cleric: In a fire storm. Fighter: That sounds unrelated. Cleric: I cast the fire storm. Do not disobey me.

[okaybutmakeitgayer]

Wizard, watching Fighter and Monk train: we could never pretend to be active, could we?

Sorcerer: nope.

Bard: I can grab an instrument and pretend it’s a weapon but that’s it

[ladyphlogiston]

Druid: you might want to stop that...and possibly cut your hand off

[doodlingcrayon]

I'm so sorry, I didn't have the spoons to draw this one beyond the outline but I remembering seeing this post from @incorrect-dnd-classes and almost hollered because it mapped perfectly to Lucy (fighter), Finley (warlock), and Edgar (wizard)

[renmackree]

Peter: Whenever Derek gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so they have to ask me for help.

[sounds of glass shattering in the background]

Peter: It hasn't worked yet, but it will.