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Juniper: [being an annoying menace]
Agent Phoenix: Isn't the idea supposed to be "you saved my life, now I owe you a debt?"
Juniper: Nope. Other way round. You saved my life, so now I'm your problem.
Juniper: God wanted me dead and now you get to find out why.
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#rune factory#rune factory 4#rf4 leon#rf4 frey#rf4#incorrect rune factory#incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#source: @oopsprompts#source: uberguper89
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Mistoffelees: You met me yesterday.
Rum Tum Tugger: Yes, and I would die for you. Next question.
#cats the musical#mister mistoffelees#rum tum tugger#tuggoffelees#incorrect quotes#source: oopsprompts
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Raine: If we’re going to go to this party, you absolutely cannot bite anyone.
Eda: What if they’re bigots?
Raine:
Raine: OK, you can bite some people.
#incorrect toh quotes#raine whispers#eda clawthorne#raeda#incorrect-songbird-quotes does not condone biting for any reason and does not recommend this advice be applied in real life#source: oopsprompts
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this was too close to canon not to do
#source: oopsprompts#rwby incorrect quotes#emerald sustrai#oscar pine#emerald city siblings#rwby8#quinpost#another from the drafts ✌
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Cat Noir: I would die for you.
Ladybug: Yeah, but you won’t shut up for me, will you?
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George, meditating: the most important part of this technique is total relaxation
Paul: that's fundamentally incompatible with who I am as a person
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Balam: The most important part of this technique is total relaxation.
Kalego: That's fundamentally incompatible with who I am as a person.
#mairimashita! iruma kun#welcome to demon school iruma kun#balam shichiro#naberius kalego#source: oopsprompts
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Paladin: Why would you give a knife to Warlock???
Rogue: They felt unsafe.
Paladin: Well, now I feel unsafe!
Rogue: Would you like a knife?
#incorrect dnd quotes#incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes#incorrect quotes#dungeons and dragons#dnd#incorrect dnd classes#incorrect dnd class quotes#dnd homebrew#rogue#paladin#warlock#mod kan#source: tumblr#source: oopsprompts
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#my edit#incorrect quotes#tmnt 2003#oroku karai#dr. chaplin#source: oopsprompts#ah yes one of chaplin's lesser-known inventions: the invisible strap#no joke#both karai and chaplin's hands move like there are straps on that backpack and yet no strap ever actually appears in their hands#magitek powerpack is VERY magic XDD#incorrect tmnt quotes#text post meme#nixariel
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Dr. Seeburger: “And what do we say to the god of death?”
Elisabeth: “‘Well, if you insist’?”
Dr. Seeburger: “No!”
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Edgar: You’re always focusing on what annoying thing I did. I think I deserve a little credit for all the annoying things I could’ve done, but chose not to.
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The Rum Tum Tugger: *to Old Deuteronomy* Look dad, I love you deeply, but I also have an irresistible compulsion to be as obnoxious as possible.
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Someone: That thing is literally an emissary of the devil.
Rum Tum Tugger: (cuddling Mistoffelees) Yeah but we’re legally married now, so suck it.
#cats the musical#rum tum tugger#mister mistoffelees#cryptid misto#tuggoffelees#incorrect quotes#source: oopsprompts
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Young Eda: You met me yesterday.
Young Raine: Yes, and I would die for you. Next question.
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