#source: oopsprompts

[emmikay]

Mistoffelees: You met me yesterday.

Rum Tum Tugger: Yes, and I would die for you. Next question.

[incorrect-songbird-quotes]

Raine: If we’re going to go to this party, you absolutely cannot bite anyone.

Eda: What if they’re bigots?

Raine:

Raine: OK, you can bite some people.

[hyperfixation-hideout]

this was too close to canon not to do

[sariahsue]

Cat Noir: I would die for you.

Ladybug: Yeah, but you won’t shut up for me, will you?

[beatlesdiscord]

George, meditating: the most important part of this technique is total relaxation

Paul: that's fundamentally incompatible with who I am as a person

[incorrectinthenetherworld]

Balam: The most important part of this technique is total relaxation.

Kalego: That's fundamentally incompatible with who I am as a person.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: Why would you give a knife to Warlock???

Rogue: They felt unsafe.

Paladin: Well, now I feel unsafe!

Rogue: Would you like a knife?

[nixariel]

[incorrect-elisabeth-quotes]

Dr. Seeburger: “And what do we say to the god of death?”

Elisabeth: “‘Well, if you insist’?”

Dr. Seeburger: “No!”

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar: You’re always focusing on what annoying thing I did. I think I deserve a little credit for all the annoying things I could’ve done, but chose not to. 

[demons-incorrect-alw]

The Rum Tum Tugger: *to Old Deuteronomy* Look dad, I love you deeply, but I also have an irresistible compulsion to be as obnoxious as possible.

[emmikay]

Someone: That thing is literally an emissary of the devil.

Rum Tum Tugger: (cuddling Mistoffelees) Yeah but we’re legally married now, so suck it.

[incorrect-songbird-quotes]

Young Eda: You met me yesterday.

Young Raine: Yes, and I would die for you. Next question.

[hyperfixation-hideout]

[sunflowersupremes]

Geralt: Isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now I owe you a debt’?

Jaskier: Nope. Other way round. You saved my life, so now I’m your problem. If you don’t like it, then kill me.

[hxuse-xf-black]

Lucius: I'm a businessman.

Mad-Eye: You're a menace!

Lucius: I can be both.