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i-expect-you-to-quote · 9 hours ago
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Juniper: [being an annoying menace]
Agent Phoenix: Isn't the idea supposed to be "you saved my life, now I owe you a debt?"
Juniper: Nope. Other way round. You saved my life, so now I'm your problem.
Juniper: God wanted me dead and now you get to find out why.
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unosano · 5 months ago
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emmikay · 2 years ago
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Mistoffelees: You met me yesterday.
Rum Tum Tugger: Yes, and I would die for you. Next question.
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incorrect-songbird-quotes · 3 years ago
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Raine: If we’re going to go to this party, you absolutely cannot bite anyone.
Eda: What if they’re bigots?
Raine:
Raine: OK, you can bite some people.
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hyperfixation-hideout · 3 years ago
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this was too close to canon not to do
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sariahsue · 4 years ago
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Cat Noir: I would die for you.
Ladybug: Yeah, but you won’t shut up for me, will you?
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beatlesdiscord · 3 years ago
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George, meditating: the most important part of this technique is total relaxation
Paul: that's fundamentally incompatible with who I am as a person
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incorrectinthenetherworld · 3 years ago
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Balam: The most important part of this technique is total relaxation.
Kalego: That's fundamentally incompatible with who I am as a person.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 4 years ago
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Paladin: Why would you give a knife to Warlock???
Rogue: They felt unsafe.
Paladin: Well, now I feel unsafe!
Rogue: Would you like a knife?
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nixariel · 3 years ago
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Dr. Seeburger: “And what do we say to the god of death?”
Elisabeth: “‘Well, if you insist’?”
Dr. Seeburger: “No!”
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Edgar: You’re always focusing on what annoying thing I did. I think I deserve a little credit for all the annoying things I could’ve done, but chose not to. 
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demons-incorrect-alw · 4 years ago
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The Rum Tum Tugger: *to Old Deuteronomy* Look dad, I love you deeply, but I also have an irresistible compulsion to be as obnoxious as possible.
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emmikay · 2 years ago
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Someone: That thing is literally an emissary of the devil.
Rum Tum Tugger: (cuddling Mistoffelees) Yeah but we’re legally married now, so suck it.
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incorrect-songbird-quotes · 3 years ago
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Young Eda: You met me yesterday.
Young Raine: Yes, and I would die for you. Next question.
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hyperfixation-hideout · 3 years ago
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