#source: Dr Who

[phyrexian-lesbian]

Captain Typho: You trust General Skywalker?

Padmé: I absolutely trust this man.

Captain Typho: He’s not some sort of madman, is he?

Padmé: I absolutely trust this man.

[incorrect-naddpod]

Moonshine: Does sarcasm help?

Deadeye: Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?

[lab-trash]

Chase: Kaz, you've got that look on your face again.

Kaz: What look?

Chase: That he's-hot-when-he's-clever face.

Kaz: This is my normal face

Chase: Yes.

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Bakugo : Deku says thank you for popping by. He’d love to have a chat but he’s up to his eyes in paperwork. Perhaps if you could come by next week—

Toga: He’s climbing out of the window, isn’t he?

Bakugo: Yes, he is.

[freeusemuses]

Nadûr: *threatening a group of bandits* An' this is mah' friend Korrin. Nice hair, very sweet. Likes ta toss around fire spells. Ah shouldn't like that, but ah do.

Korrin: *flirting* Thank you sweetie~

Nadûr: Now ah know yer team players, but she'll definitely kill th'first three of ya.

Korrin: Oh at least the first seven~

Nadûr: Seven? Really?

Korrin: *back to flirting* Well, eight for you hun~

[shadow-coolness]

Brenda: You know, you look good for 40.

Gadget: You should see me in the mornings.

Brenda: Okay.

[incorrectsecretforest]

Shimok: Isn't travelling with you just one big spoiler? Changjoon: I try to keep away from major plot developments. Changjoon: Which, to be honest, I seem to be very bad at.

[nicascurls]

Breaking the Dollhouse Incorrect Quote

@losersclubisms

Junior: Then we'll find another way to escape!

Nica: How?

Junior: I'll do a thing.

Nica: What thing?

Junior: I don't know! It's a thing in progress! Respect the thing.

[incorrectmonogatari]

Sengoku: What did I ever do to you? Sejougahara: You tried to kill me and destroy this entire town. Sengoku: Apart from that?

[your-incorrect-quotes]

A: Would you mind flirting outside?

B: I was just saying hello!

A: For you, that's flirting.

[almostharlanquotes]

USDA David Vasquez: (about Raylan) Do you trust this man?

Art: I absolutely trust him.

USDA David Vasquez: He's not some sort of madman?

Art: ....I absolutely trust him.

[phyrexian-lesbian]

Anakin: You’ve got that face on again.

Padmé: What face?

Anakin: That ‘he’s hot when he’s clever’ face.

Padmé: This is my normal face.

Anakin: Yes, it is.

Padmé: Oh, shut up

[immortaltricksters]

Jack; “You’ve got that face on again.” 

Loki; “What face?”

Jack; “The “He’s hot when he’s clever” face.”

Loki; “This is my normal face.” 

Jack; “Yes it is.” 

Loki; “Oh, shut up.”

Jack; “Not a chance.” 

[lab-trash]

Chase: You trust Marcus?

Oliver: I absolutely trust this man.

Chase: He’s not some sort of madman, is he?

Oliver: I absolutely trust this man.

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Shigaraki: Don’t tell me the getaway car is gone.

Dabi: Okay.

Shigaraki: Well, where is it?

Dabi: You told me not to tell you.

[percabethconvos]

[After telling him her absolutely insane plan]

Percy: You know Annabeth sometimes I can't tell if you're a genius or incredibly arrogant

Annabeth: Well on a good day I'm both