#source: animorphs

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Regulus, to Barty and Evan: You know, sometimes there’s just a very fine line between us and the Three Stooges.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

You know, Zordon never contacts us to say, ‘Hey let’s have fun!’ It’s always ‘Hey, how would you all like to go and get yourselves killed?’

Zack Taylor, Power Rangers (2017)

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Pete: Is that Tinky?

Ted: Yeah

Peter: Is he mopping the floor?

Ted: Uh-huh.

Pete: Have we gone nuts?

Ted: I'm not nuts. It's Tinky who's nuts. That's carpeted up there.

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Sora: When you're dealing with Hololive, never say it can't get any weirder. It always does.

[ladymiraclewings]

Ladybug: We attack at dawn! Carapace: Why dawn? Ladybug: Tradition! You do shoot-outs at high noon, you stretch in the seventh inning, you attack at dawn. Queen Bee: You also get executed at dawn. Ladybug: Thank you, Queen Bee, for that bit of optimism.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

[Two Ammonian soldiers are staring at Wrench, who has a mop in his beak]

Ammonian Soldier 1: ...is that a bird?

Ammonian Soldier 2: Yeah.

Ammonian Soldier 1: Is he mopping the floor?

Ammonian Soldier 2: Uh-huh.

Ammonian Soldier 1: Have we gone nuts?

Ammonian Soldier 2: We're not nuts, that bird is nuts. That's carpeted up there.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Eddie: I just had a thought—

Fabian: I’ll buy you a card to commemorate the moment.

[allofusaredead-incorrectquotes]

You know, sometimes there’s just a very fine line between us and the Three Stooges.

- Oh Joon-yeong about him, Dae-su, and Woo-jin

[incorrectspquotes]

No one can be brave every minute of every day. No one can be brave all the time.

Kenspeckle Grouse, to Valkyrie Cain, probably.

[hitchell-mope]

Gil: I just had a thought.

Carlos: I'll buy you a card to commemorate the moment.

[incorrectwbanimationquotes]

Pinky: I just had a thought. Brain: I'll buy you a card to commemorate the moment.

[incorrect-highkyuu]

Alright. I'll be there, but I promise to complain the entire time.

-Sakusa Kiyoomi, after Komori convinced him to go to the Itachiyama team outing

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

You know, sometimes there’s just a very fine line between us and the Three Stooges.

Tori Hanson, Power Rangers Ninja Steel

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Pete: *SCREAMING*

Steph: Look out! Lookoutlookoutlookoutlookout!!

Grace: Would you both shut up? I'm trying to drive here!

Pete: Car! Car! Car!

Grace *yanks wheel and gets flipped off by the guy they just cut off*: that's rude and totally uncalled for

*BAM*

Steph: *SCREAMS*

Grace: Oh it's just a trash can chill out

*BAM BAM BAM*

Grace: Okay so it's four trashcans

Pete: Get off the sidewalk you lunatic!!

Grace: *yanks wheel again taking out three more trashcans*

Steph: DO YOU HATE TRASHCANS??

Grace: I can't drive with you screaming in my ear!

Steph: YOU CANT DRIVE AT ALL

Pete: Left! Turn left! There, there! Turn left! It's that way!!

Grace *misses turn and drives through someone's yard to make it*: Cool...

Steph: Im going to kill you, Chastity. If I survive I'm going to kill you

Pete *at the same time*: YOU SAID YOU COULD DRIVE

[ladymiraclewings]

Kagami Tsurugi: Just tell them we're Sentimonsters. Adrien Agreste: Tell them we're what? Kagami Tsurugi: Idiot teenagers with a death wish.

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

"Any time you hear a bunch of screaming and see people running, you're going to find Angelica somewhere close by."

- Tommy Pickles