incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes
incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes
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Things Marauders and Co definitely said. AKA I don't have confidence to make Tiktok skits so I'm doing this. Ships: mostly Jegulus, Wolfstar, Marylily, Dorlene, Rosekiller, Pebill, Xenodora, sometimes Jily, Quillkiler, Nobleflower, Fralice, Tedrodora, Valjones, Emma x Amelia, Benjy x Caradoc and Wiseflower
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Lily: Thank you for coming, Sirius. I could really use your help with this. Sirius: Pass. Lily: You came all this way just to pass on helping me? Sirius: Yeah, I wanted to see your face when I said no. Lily: Sirius: Totally worth it.
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James, to Sirius: if you don't apology right now I'm putting you in the void. You want the void? Don't sweat, apologize. Remember when we had a fifth member of the marauders? No one else does anymore
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It was inspired by that episode, I even debated doing the whole scene so it would end with a joke that all this planning and Marlene ends up breaking her ancle while walking out of a bus but I didn't want to make a post too long
Before the school ski trip
James: It's our first romantic weekend away with the Reggie and Cassie. Marlene: And the school's picking up the tab. James: Okay. I was able to obtain a blueprint of the ski lodge. [pulls an actual plan that covers the whole table] Our rooms are here. Slytherins rooms are here. Minnie's room is right in the middle. Marlene: Huh! She's a sly one. James: At precisely 2:00 a.m. you will sneak from our section to Minnie's door to check for snoring. Marlene: Rhythmic or intermittent? James: Rhythmic! I told you rhythmic! Am I alone in this? Marlene: Okay, okay, rhythmic snoring confirmed. Then I proceed to sneak over to the Slytherins' section, and I tell Regulus that you're dreaming and calling out his name. He then walks down the hallway, past a snoring Minnie, to your room. While you're with Regulus, I'm gonna be busy keeping Dorcas occupied until Regulus returns. James: Many hours later.
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Yes, exactly!!!
Marlene: *Gently taps table* James: *Taps back* Mary: What are they doing? Peter: Morse code. Marlene: *Aggressively taps table* James: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Sirius: Sit down, kid. Alice: I’m older than you. Sirius: Only in years.
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Marlene: *Gently taps table* James: *Taps back* Mary: What are they doing? Peter: Morse code. Marlene: *Aggressively taps table* James: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Evan: I've only seen Dorcas cry once. And when I did, it was one tear and the tear was black.
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Sirius: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Remus a little bit. Peter, holding Sirius's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Sirius: No, that's our joint tombstone. Peter: My mistake.
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Pandora: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows. Dorcas: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Marlene: DON’T EVEN ASK! Marlene: *Storms out of the room* Marlene, quickly re-entering: SOMEBODY FOLLOW ME, I’M DISTRAUGHT!
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Remus: Wait a minute. We don’t go TOWARDS the big scary sound! James: Yeah we do. We always do. Remus: I hate that about us.
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Sirius: Lily's chapstick tastes like strawberry James: WHAT? Lily: Not what you think. This weirdo took a bite of of my chapstick
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Sirius: Peter, it's pride month do you know what that means? Peter: What?... do you want me to like…. make gay pranks????
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Durring the quidditch match
Emma: Dorcas! Engage your enemy! Dorcas: On it! Dorcas, getting down on one knee in front of Marlene: Will you ma- Emma: Not like that!
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James: Is Sirius here? I’m his friend. Regulus: Sirius doesn’t have friends. Only people he hasn’t pissed off yet.
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Sirius: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate! I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Remus: This is a lie. Remus: We've been dating for two years. This is a lie. Remus: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS
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