(If Damianya happened while still in 1st grade)
Damian: I was thinking about spending the night at your place.
Anya: Why?
Damian: Because we're boyfriend and girlfriend ;)
Anya: To do what?
Damian:
Anya:
Damian: I'm not really sure.
Becky, spying: *bangs head against the wall*
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Ruby: I thought I might stay over tonight
Weiss: Why?
Ruby: Because we're girlfriends!
Weiss: To do what?
Ruby:
Ruby: I'm actually not sure!
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i'm sorry. but barbieland is so unrealistic. where's the murder? where's the public executions? where are the lesbian polycules?? no one plays barbies like this. it should look like game of thrones
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Ken: Wait, how did you know Allan and I were dating?
Ken 1#: You just seem really happy for the first time in a while.
Ken: Aww, Ken-
Ken 1#: I'm playing dude. I saw you guys making out last week. Congratulations though!
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Lucina: It’s okay if you’re crying. You know, I cried too. It’s actually kind of amazing.
Inigo: I’m a liberated man. I know crying is not weak.
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She’s everything. He’s just Ken.
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Jaune: I thought I might stay over at your place tonight.
Weiss: Why?
Jaune: Because we're girfriend and boyfriend.
Weiss: To do what?
Jaune: …
Weiss: …
Jaune: …I'm actually not sure.
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Women in cinema wearing pink whilst coming into their own 🤌
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I literally go nowhere without them!
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“October,” Mary Oliver
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Duke Nukem (The man from the video games, idk how else to describe his source) has Kenergy?
Duke Nukem from The Video Games has Kenergy!
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Geoffrey: I thought I might stay over tonight.
Jonathan: Why?
Geoffrey: 'Cause we're boyfriend and boyfriend.
Jonathan: To do what?
Geoffrey: ...
Geoffrey: I'm actually not sure.
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Allan: I know you’re shy. That’s okay. I know the perfect way to get Barbie to notice you.
Ken: How?
Allan, yelling from across the beach: YO BARBIE!!
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