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Ruby, holding an old gas mask over her face: Look, Weiss! I'm a pachyderm!
Weiss: [laughs]
Ruby, taking a skull out of the mask: And there's a prize inside!
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Weiss: I'd get mad, but I'm mildly attracted to you right now
Ruby: Just mildly?! I mean, now I'm getting mad!
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Yang: Without you, 60 minutes feel like an hour
Blake: Aww
Weiss: The fuck?
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I have no idea how many notifs I just spammed on you scrolling through for like an hour or so. I regret nothing. There's a shortage of perfect Whiterose posts in the world. It would be a pity to miss some of yours.
I'm glad you like my posts! <3
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Ruby: You were wanting to kiss me all night?
Weiss: Yes
Ruby: Even when you were yelling at me?
Weiss: Yeah, then too
Ruby: So is this some sort of recent new development in your life?
Weiss: Wanting to kiss you? No. It's sort of always been there. Like white noise
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Ruby: What are you doing?!
Weiss: Burning these awful clothes
Ruby: Those are mine! I wanted those back!
Weiss: Well, frankly, you should've thought of that before I burned them
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Jacques: Where is your report card?
Weiss: My friends stole it from me at school so now I don't have it
Jacques: Do you think I'm stupid enough to believe that lie?
Weiss: What lie?
Jacques: That you have friends
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[being told they're the chosen one]
Ruby: I will not let you down
Yang: Sounds fun
Ren: K
Blake: No I'm fucking not
Jaune: Do I have to be?
Weiss: Please no, I am so tired
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Yang: [walks by Ruby's room]
Yang: [goes in]
Ruby:
Yang: [knocks stuff off the dresser]
Yang: [turns off the lights]
Yang: [leaves the door open]
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[texting]
Ruby: I can't remember a song. Can you help me?
Weiss: I'm at work but sure
Ruby: Okay, it goes like this
Ruby: Buh buh buh bum bum bum ba buh bum bum bum bum bum bum bum-
Weiss: Stop. Stop
Ruby: -bum bum bum bum bum bum bum-
Weiss: What am I supposed to do with this?
Ruby: That's how the song goes
Weiss: I cannot listen to a text message
Ruby: But the song goes like buh buh buh buh buh buh buh-
Weiss: THAT DOESN'T HELP ME AT ALL
Ruby: PLEASE JUST HELP ME
Weiss: WHERE DID THE THINKING STOP?
Ruby: Oh I found it, never mind
Ruby's phone: {You have been blocked by this number}
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP RN AND LOOOOKK AT HERRRRRRR OH MY GODDDDDDDDD
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It is no longer a want but a need for me to see Weiss' reaction to Tai and (if alive like theory says) Summer shes met Raven and went road tripping with Qrow some team members are missing a glare
YEAH
i think tai will take care of all the rwby and jnr + oscar. like, they're his kids now. AND tai will remind weiss of yang a lot obviously and she will get annoyed but deep inside she likes it. I'M A SUCKER FOR FOUND FAMILY 😭😭😭 I WANT TO SEE THEM HAPPY
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[on the phone]
Weiss: I'm breaking up-
Ruby: I'm pregnant
Weiss: I meant the call
Ruby: Right, sorry. I panicked
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