#source: diary of a wimpy kid

[cruger2984]

Neuvillette: (holds a dirty magazine) Did owning this magazine make you a better person?

Wriothesley: No.

(he tried to ignore Sigewinne's snickers)

Neuvillette: Did it make you more popular at your workplace?

Wriothesley: Yes. (offs Neuvillette) No.

Neuvillette: (unleashes his glare) Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?!

Hideo: (in agony) I'm sorry, women.

(Sigewinne and Furina burst into applause)

Neuvillette: You're grounded. For two weeks.

(shoots a glance at both Sigewinne and Furina)

Furina: Are you going to take that?

Wriothesley: Kkk… Okay, settle down. I think one week is plenty.

Neuvillette: Make it four weeks. And I'm going to need the keys to your motorcycle.

Wriothesley: (spits his tea, hits a mortal blow) MY MOTORCYCLE?!

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

I live for my after school naps.

Usagi

[ladymiraclewings]

Carmilla Carmine: ...and you’re ignoring everything I’m saying, aren’t you? Velvette: Ignoring you, check.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve: ...and you’re ignoring everything I’m saying, aren’t you?

Robin: Ignoring you, check.

[haywire-hetfield]

Mick: Do you have anything you wanna say to women for having owned this offensive magazine? Tommy: ...I'm sorry, women. Vince and Nikki, clapping and applauding:

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

Veruca: There's this book Daddy reads to me every night called The Giving Tree. It's a really good book, but the back of it has a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein. But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for children. (later) Mr. Salt: If you get out of bed tonight, you'll probably run into Shel Silverstein in the hallway.

[incorrectinvaderzim]

Neighbor: What are you supposed to be? Zim, wearing two baseball caps in opposite directions: A cowboy.

[incorrectpepperann]

Alice Kane: They'll let anyone in this place.

Pepper Ann: That must be why you're here.

[incorrect90snicktoonquotes]

Chicks dig bad boys.

Roger

[totallycorrectrecessquotes]

Ashley A.: They'll let anyone in this place. Spinelli: That must be why you're here.

[spacewarriorsam]

Damian: They'll let anyone in this place.

Jason: That must be why you're here.

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Jack: If you work out regularly, you can get big muscles!

Vil: Muscles are gross!

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Columbia: Why didn’t you buy Riff Raff a birthday present?

Magenta: First of all, I have zero money. And second of all, if I DID have money, I wouldn’t be wasting it on Riff Raff.

[ladymiraclewings]

Paul: Can you explain what you’re doing in this photo? *shows Shine a photo of him starting a food fight in the school cafeteria* Shine: ...That's not me. Paul: That's not you? Shine: Nope.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Joyce: ...and you’re ignoring everything I’m saying, aren’t you?

Jonathan: Ignoring you, check.

[aslightlydifferentchristmascarol]

Tim: There's this book Dad reads to me every night called The Giving Tree. It's a really good book, but the back of it has a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein. But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for children. (later) Cratchit: If you get out of bed tonight, you'll probably run into Shel Silverstein in the hallway.