#source: diary of a wimpy kid

[totallycorrectfostershome]

Eduardo: There's this book Frankie reads to me every night called The Giving Tree. It's a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein. But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for children. *later* Bloo: If you get out of bed tonight, you'll probably run into Shel Silverstein in the hallway.

[cruger2984]

Neuvillette: (holds a dirty magazine) Did owning this magazine make you a better person?

Wriothesley: No.

(he tried to ignore Sigewinne's snickers)

Neuvillette: Did it make you more popular at your workplace?

Wriothesley: Yes. (offs Neuvillette) No.

Neuvillette: (unleashes his glare) Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?!

Wriothesley: (in agony) I'm sorry, women.

(Sigewinne and Furina burst into applause)

Neuvillette: You're grounded. For two weeks.

(shoots a glance at both Sigewinne and Furina)

Furina: Are you going to take that?

Wriothesley: Kkk… Okay, settle down. I think one week is plenty.

Neuvillette: Make it four weeks. And I'm going to need the keys to your motorcycle.

Wriothesley: (spits his tea, hits a mortal blow) MY MOTORCYCLE?!

[goodnight-bloodsucker]

Paul: Does he know about the D-O-R-E?

Michael: Huh?

Paul: The Door!

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

I live for my after school naps.

Usagi

[ladymiraclewings]

Carmilla Carmine: ...and you’re ignoring everything I’m saying, aren’t you? Velvette: Ignoring you, check.

[inheritthewheeled]

Ace: *reading an essay that Goon wrote*

Ace: Well, for starters, Benjamin Franklin didn't fight in the Vietnam War.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve: ...and you’re ignoring everything I’m saying, aren’t you?

Robin: Ignoring you, check.

[incorrect101dalmatians]

I'll be famous one day, but for now, I'm stuck in the Bark Brigade with a bunch of morons.

Lucky

[haywire-hetfield]

Mick: Do you have anything you wanna say to women for having owned this offensive magazine? Tommy: ...I'm sorry, women. Vince and Nikki, clapping and applauding:

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

Veruca: There's this book Daddy reads to me every night called The Giving Tree. It's a really good book, but the back of it has a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein. But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for children. (later) Mr. Salt: If you get out of bed tonight, you'll probably run into Shel Silverstein in the hallway.

[incorrectpepperann]

Alice Kane: They'll let anyone in this place.

Pepper Ann: That must be why you're here.

[incorrectjag]

Webb: *looking at Brumby* They’ll let anyone in this place, huh?

Harm: That must be why you’re here.

[incorrectinvaderzim]

Neighbor: What are you supposed to be? Zim, wearing two baseball caps in opposite directions: A cowboy.

[hitchell-mope]

Jay: Chicks dig bad boys.

[incorrect90snicktoonquotes]

Chicks dig bad boys.

Roger

[totallycorrectrecessquotes]

Ashley A.: They'll let anyone in this place. Spinelli: That must be why you're here.