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Eduardo: There's this book Frankie reads to me every night called The Giving Tree. It's a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein. But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for children. *later* Bloo: If you get out of bed tonight, you'll probably run into Shel Silverstein in the hallway.
#foster's home for imaginary friends#incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends#blooregard q. kazoo#eduardo#source: diary of a wimpy kid
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Neuvillette: (holds a dirty magazine) Did owning this magazine make you a better person?
Wriothesley: No.
(he tried to ignore Sigewinne's snickers)
Neuvillette: Did it make you more popular at your workplace?
Wriothesley: Yes. (offs Neuvillette) No.
Neuvillette: (unleashes his glare) Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?!
Wriothesley: (in agony) I'm sorry, women.
(Sigewinne and Furina burst into applause)
Neuvillette: You're grounded. For two weeks.
(shoots a glance at both Sigewinne and Furina)
Furina: Are you going to take that?
Wriothesley: Kkk… Okay, settle down. I think one week is plenty.
Neuvillette: Make it four weeks. And I'm going to need the keys to your motorcycle.
Wriothesley: (spits his tea, hits a mortal blow) MY MOTORCYCLE?!
#source: diary of a wimpy kid#wriothesley#neuvillette#furina#focalors#wriolette#neuvithesley#genshin impact#incorrect quotes
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Paul: Does he know about the D-O-R-E?
Michael: Huh?
Paul: The Door!
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I live for my after school naps.
Usagi
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Carmilla Carmine: ...and you’re ignoring everything I’m saying, aren’t you? Velvette: Ignoring you, check.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#source: diary of a wimpy kid#carmilla carmine#velvette
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Ace: *reading an essay that Goon wrote*
Ace: Well, for starters, Benjamin Franklin didn't fight in the Vietnam War.
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Steve: ...and you’re ignoring everything I’m saying, aren’t you?
Robin: Ignoring you, check.
#source: diary of a wimpy kid#incorrect quotes#stranger things#steve harrington#robin buckley#platonic stobin
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I'll be famous one day, but for now, I'm stuck in the Bark Brigade with a bunch of morons.
Lucky
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Mick: Do you have anything you wanna say to women for having owned this offensive magazine? Tommy: ...I'm sorry, women. Vince and Nikki, clapping and applauding:
#incorrect quotes#incorrect the dirt quotes#incorrect motley crue quotes#source: diary of a wimpy kid#mick mars#nikki sixx#vince neil#tommy lee#motley crue#the dirt
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Veruca: There's this book Daddy reads to me every night called The Giving Tree. It's a really good book, but the back of it has a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein. But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for children. (later) Mr. Salt: If you get out of bed tonight, you'll probably run into Shel Silverstein in the hallway.
#charlie and the chocolate factory#incorrect quotes#catcf#veruca salt#mr. salt#source: diary of a wimpy kid
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Alice Kane: They'll let anyone in this place.
Pepper Ann: That must be why you're here.
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Webb: *looking at Brumby* They’ll let anyone in this place, huh?
Harm: That must be why you’re here.
#jag#incorrect quotes#incorrect jag#clayton webb#harmon rabb jr#(mic brumby)#source: diary of a wimpy kid
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Neighbor: What are you supposed to be? Zim, wearing two baseball caps in opposite directions: A cowboy.
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Jay: Chicks dig bad boys.
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Chicks dig bad boys.
Roger
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Ashley A.: They'll let anyone in this place. Spinelli: That must be why you're here.
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