#source: murder drones

[resident-wof-expert]

-after the ending of Darkness of Dragons-

Winter: Kinkajou, you kinda suck.

Kinkajou, giggling: Yeah. I'm not doing okay.

[ladymiraclewings]

Tanjiro Kamado: Go on, tell him how you feel! Genya Shinazugawa, extremely nervous to Sanemi: Umm...Brother, everyday you're really mean to me. Kinda wish you weren't. Genya Shinazugawa: ...just some constructive criticism. Tanjiro Kamado: Hell yeah!

[unfortunately-a-miraculous-fan]

-After Hawkmoth's identity is revealed-

Ladybug: Adrien, now's your chance! Tell him how you feel!

Chat Noir: Father, sometimes you're really mean to me. Kinda wish you weren't. Just some constructive criticism.

Ladybug: Hell yeah! 😎

[Pound it!]

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Jiang Cheng: Are you stupid or something?

Wei Wuxian: *finger gunning* Oh yeah!

[totallycorrectsegaquotes]

(Eggman and Sage see Metal Sonic and Amy holding hands)

Sage: Ew

Eggman: Don't date my robot please

Amy: *To Eggman* He's his own person! *to Sage* you "ew", you're mean

[iwanttohugsigma]

Nikolai: *Finishes brutally murdering someone* And yet I still feel nothing. *Eye twitches*

[correctmickeyquotes]

(Donald and Goofy are walking, visibly holding hands. Donald pushes away but they hold hands again. This time blushing)

Pete: ew

Max: don't date my dad please

Donald: *to Max* he's his own person! *to Pete* you "ew"!, you're mean!

[cringenamehere]

*chaos is happening*

Kinger: crikey, what abounding humphterfruffle!

Zooble: why are you talking like that?

[floraldeityviridian]

Freedom: Better to assimilate than explain anyway

[resident-wof-expert]

Foeslayer: As we used to say in the Kingdom of Night:

Foeslayer: "Oops, I should have guessed that they would have tricked me into eating a cursed strawberry that would turn me back into an infant."

[ladymiraclewings]

Lucie: I wanna join the Police Patrol and going into cool missions and also playing cards and stuff... Paul: Well, we don't just play cards... Badge: Paul, can you grab a fresh pack ? We literally only play cards so much that the numbers have faded.

[emolgabrine]

Ken, talking to a bully: Sometimes you're really mean to me. Kinda wish you weren't. Just some constructive criticism.

Hibiki: Nice. [They fistbump]

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Lan Qiren: Wei Wuxian, the assignment was a word problem on sect leaders.

Wei Wuxian: And this sick as hell, resentful energy dispelling, brand new talisman doesn’t count?

Lan Qiren:

Lan Qiren: No.

Lan Qiren: And besides, repressed emotional baggage was only worth two points on the rubric.

[multiversal-fusion-reborn]

"Old Macdonald had a farm? What do you mean he "had" a farm? Where did it go??"

Serial designation J, while questioning the logistics of certain nursery songs and rhymes

[trauma-bot]

patron saint of never growing old

[correctmickeyquotes]

(Gizmoduck tries to fire at Gandra but hearts come out of his cannon)

Gizmoduck: AH, my mind's in a weird place! Don't read into it!