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Alice, tending to Billy's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Billy: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
#while Jen uses her potions knowledge to help heal the rest of the coven#Alice knows human healing techniques from her time as a police officer and sees healing others as part of her duty as a protection witch#agatha all along#alice wu gulliver#billy kaplan#billy maximoff#alice and billy#teen (agatha all along)#incorrect agatha all along#source: incorrect quotes generator
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Shapiro: Grace Chasity, you have the right to remain- Bailey, interrupting: A loser! Shapiro: Nice. But legally, I have to start over now.
#source: brooklyn nine nine#look i just really wanted to use this quote#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#officer bailey#detective shapiro
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Hello resident animorphs expert! I'm terribly curious: do you have physical copies of all of the books, some favorites, none? I have all my favorites, but every time I'm in a used book store I wonder if I should clear out every copy just to have them all.
Answered here!
If it's within your budget, I say go ahead and get copies. Used bookstores often have to recycle books that don't sell to make room for ones that do, so buying them is preserving them. And not having to go through Rainforest-Destroying eCommerce Monopoly to do so is a huge bonus — I finished my collection with Ebay and Bookshop.Org, but neither place has everything.
#animorphs#animorphs books#not to be controversial on main#but#sometimes books -in fact- SHOULD be thrown away#books with millions of copies (e.g. most novels “written” by “james” “patterson”) are perfectly acceptable sources of waste paper#books that have been damaged to the point of limited use (e.g. the paperback that was on my desk when my office flooded) should be recycled#a book is a neutral receptacle for information#there is nothing sacred about books themselves#and donating your ca. 2006 physics text or food-stained stephen king novel CREATES burden on overstressed systems#whereas using an old book instead of buying cage liner or packing paper will actually benefit the environment
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annoying conversations happening on twitter this week about dazai and his canonical whoreness .... very ableist delivery of people treating him like a tiny 22 yr old minor who clearly doesn't know what sex is and its getting weeeeeiirrrrd ...........
#like idk and idc about other peoples perceptions but to me dazai fucks#its in the source material regarding the fact that hes a DOG and nobody understands how he manages to charm women#women send him love notes to the office bcs he doesnt give out his address......uses sex as a tool and people can infer what they want#but i dont have it has having any nefarious meaning other than he knows himself well and how to get what he wants#and (in MY mind) enjoys it :p#he says he appreciates ALLLL women#women being official the source content but to me he's a man with no preference :p#what i find ableist is the notion that someone with clear though unstated mental illnesses must be “protected” and “he doesnt know what#sex is" like come on. we read the same stuff#youre saying it because you think it gets in the way of ur fav ships that he whores around#well guess what!!!!! he does!!!!!#so what!!!!!! live with it!!!!!! everyone else has to!!!!!#women cry in the source content and i infer that to be bcs he just straight up ghosts them after#maybe he sees a couple of people a few times but for the most part#he dips </3#but we dont need to pretend hes innocent and like#sex - afraid#im tirrredddd of these takes they stink and theyre not fun to read#tldr: my dazai fucks (and WANTS TO!!!!!!!! SEEKS IT OUT!!!! ENJOYS IT!!!! SKILLED LOVER THAT U CANT HAVE!!!!)#(unless u get him.....then hes devoted teehee<3)#enuff said i think#ACTUALLY FURTHER POINT. hes a flirt and a whore. PROUD!!!!!!!!!#he gives u the eyes and he'll have u wrapped around his fingerrrr anyway. thats it now
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There NEEDS to be more queers in general machinima. In a day and age where it's more accepted for us to exist verses when machinima was first makes it feels more important than ever. Take back a genre that typically ridiculed us despite the nostalgia and legacy held with it. Anyone can make machinima. People who say they 'can't draw', people who say they 'can't animate'; there's so many tools when it comes to stuff like gmod to help you. You can litterly buy gmod for 4 dollars, get add-ons, download tf2 and you already have plenty to work with. Get sfm for free or start messing around with open source game files. So many articles and videos dating back to the 2010s on how to make any engine or game in general to be your bitch. Anyone can make it. Even the queers that didn't get to take part in it back in the day!!! Make art!! Go fucking mad!!!! Make whatever you want!!! Fight against the world more than ever!!! Seize it!!! FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO VIDEO GAME ART!!!
#sorry i swear im sober im stuck in the doctors office watching team fabulous and it made me think#like you dont need much to even make a gmod video!! just a few addons and even a shitty ass laptop can handle it#just try it. its a lot up first but you slowly get used to it#and theres plenty ways to do it!#get your freinds make them act out the characters!#the saturation of the genre can be reversed. grins.#machinima#tf2#red vs blue#rvb#team fortress 2#half life full life consequences#gmod#sfm#source film maker#freak fortress
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Nightwing tells Batman he’s going to be a cop and Batman wonders what more he can do as Bruce Wayne (Detective Comics #725)
#officer Grayson#I don’t really like that he’s going to be a cop#but I do like the continuation of his thought process surrounding the seperation of him and his vigilante persona#in the way that he doesn’t think there is any#there’s just him and his desire to help people because it’s the right thing to do#any differences stem from him trying to keep his identities secret#so that others aren’t found out through him#and while him being a cop isn’t my favorite choice#I don’t think it came out of nowhere either#there was a lot of talk about how haven is different than Gotham#and hiw it’s harder for dick to act as a hero when there are no Jim Gordon’s around to take on cases#that arent 100% solved already with diffinitve evidence for conviction already found#or DAs that’ll go against haven’s big fish#so dick is probably going to try and be that person#it would be interesting if he gets a reputation for being associated with Nightwing like Gordon is associated with Batman#wonder how the identity stuff will work out there#dick grayson#dc#nightwing#dick and Bruce#ALSO#I adore how Bruce blatantly uses dick’s lack of seperation between his identities as a source of inspiration to do more as Bruce Wayne#and figures out he can help more if he uses his Civ identity in this situation#it really makes it feel like he respects dick and his thoughts on things#without outright saying it#like he reflected on what dick was going to do!!! he thought about it! he drew inspiration from it!#so ill about them 💕#aftershocks
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i totally support not catastrophizing but the executive orders DO have an immediate impact in some cases! namely, for federal employees! donald trump is now the uberboss of about 3 million employees who he *can* just boss around and fuck over, and there's very little we can do about it unless we're lucky enough to be unionized.
source: me, at work today, having to work hard last-minute on a project due to one of the EOs issued last night
#my nonunion bretheren just had their telework revoked!#every government data source just got banned from having ANYTHING other than male/female in sex variables!#a bunch of our dei offices and organizations just got dissolved!#many people are going to have job offers revoked from the hiring freeze!#those of us who remain are going to be overworked from the hiring freeze!#federal employees are people who have the misfortune of currently working for donald trump#we are rightfully not anyones no.1 concern but like.#he did just fuck over a whole bunch of people day 1#and saying federal employees dont matter is very much HIS line
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Only Friends The Incorrect Series
#only friends#only friends the series#ofts#incorrect quotes#ofts incorrect quotes#ofts ray#ofts sand#sandray#khaotung thanawat#first kanaphan#firstkhao#source: office us
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Anyway let's act like twelve year olds who just discovered self insert fanfiction. If you were a dw companion what doctor would you travel with and what would your storyline be like. Get as self indulgent as you want we're having fun here
#Doctor who#I would be an international grad student working/studying at the university where twelve works#I'd be trying and failing to get him on my phd committee (he's not technically in the history department) (no one will tell me which#Department he's actually in)#After like the fifth time I've shown up at his office uninvited I start snooping around during our conversation (which is 90% him trying to#Get me to leave) and I just walk into the tardis#I still can't convince him to let me travel with him until bill shows up but the three of us travel together and bill and I study in the#Tardis library sometimes#I would absolutely refuse to travel to any time I actually study because I don't want#Because I wouldn't want to have knowledge about my field I couldn't back up with actual sources in a paper#I'd probably stop traveling after a few months so I'm gone by the time the doctor falls happens and I spend the rest of my life wondering#Where the doctor and bill ran off to when I stop being able to get ahold of them
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holy fuck the enshittification of microsoft office's web client has reached unparalleled heights.
I spent 10 minutes trying to find out how to open a new word document (theyve removed any sort of "create new" type of button from the site)... turns out the fastest and easiest (only?) way... is to ask their AI to open one for you.
#im so pissed#at least the AI was useful when I asked it suggestions for open-source microsoft office alternatives
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Open Art Guild – Testing the boundaries of collective IP ownership
Experimental release: Dr. T’chem’s Office (authorised for personal and commercial use)
I’ll try to keep this brief (you can read the full thesis statement here) but as we all know, intellectual property law is broken. It’s being exploited from every side and art workers are more vulnerable than ever to automation, copyright theft and myriad other unforeseeable forms of theft from the proletariat. We as a collective need to come together and work towards the creation of a better future.
The Open Art Guild is my proposal for the first of many steps towards a far away but necessary goal: the eradication of intellectual property as it pertains to the arts. It’s based on the open source standard and the creative commons, and the goal is for us to start creating a future where we stop thinking of artworks as private property to hoard, and start sharing the responsibilities and the benefits of their creation with the collective. And as I am proposing the idea, I should give the first step.
Which is why I am announcing the release of my short story series, Dr. T’chem’s Office, into the Open Art Guild license. This is an episodic HFY comedy series about the office hours of a sleazy yet well intentioned xenoanthropologist in charge of human integration into the crew of a spaceship, who happens to find them fascinating. You can read the first few instalments here:
| Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 |
The basics of the license go as follows: I’m giving any artist permission to use the assets of my artwork (in this case, settings, characters, plot lines and other unique concepts) both for personal use and for commercial use, provided they commit to crediting the original artist, giving away 30% of any profit back to the hands of the collective in the breakdown the guidelines specify, and giving the same license to any works they create derivative from this series. Any artist can join the Guild by remixing existing artworks in its database or voluntarily submitting their own works. For the time being this prototype model will have to rely on the honour system, but I have outlined the basic guidelines for a platform dedicated to facilitating the Guild’s business and income redistribution.
The purpose of this experiment is to test whether this system is financially viable, what modifications it needs, and how to enforce it. It’s also a way to study what the community thinks of this model. To summarise the implications, here are the pros and cons as I see them.
Pros:
- All fan art, spin-offs, third-party merchandise and other forms of adaptation become automatically authorised and monetisable, provided both the original artist and the remixer are active members of the Guild.
- All adaptations are automatically non-exclusive and must give away the same rights as the original, diminishing the incentive for massive corporations to try and scam an artist out of their intellectual property.
- It effectively unionises freelance artists of all fields to balance out negotiations with non Guild entities.
- It encourages artists to continue their output in order to reap the benefits of the Guild, by using the redistribution system as an incentive, instead of the current status quo where artists are actively fighting market forces all by themselves in order to make enough time and resources to work on their craft.
- It provides a safety net where everyone is invested in the continuous welfare of everyone else, giving a sense of class solidarity and facilitating donations and shared resources.
- It motivates artists to invest in each other, as the growth of one means the growth of the whole Guild.
- Eventually, if the project succeeds and the proposed platform comes to exist, it would effectively create a universal basic income for all Guild members, as well as a self sustained legal fund to protect their assets from IP theft by non Guild entities.
- It will give you complete control over whether your art can be used for AI dataset training, on an opt-in, post-by-post basis, so you don’t have to wonder who might be stealing it. If the platform is created, all works whose creators have not authorised to be used for this will have data scrambling features to make sure thieves can’t use them.
Cons:
- It will require all Guild members to permanently renounce to 30% of their profit, in order to build up the funds and distribution system.
- It will have to be built entirely on trust of the collective, at least until a platform can be established, which may take weeks or may take decades depending on lots of unpredictable factors.
- Leaving the Guild will require all artworks shared with the collective to become Creative Commons; once you renounce your right to monopoly of your IP, it’s permanent, no way to go back. This is necessary in order to prevent asset flippers and other forms of IP scabs to join the Guild, extract other people’s assets and then scram.
- Due to banking regulations entirely out of our hands, some artists will have participating in the redistribution. If the platform ever becomes a reality, one of its main goals will be to remedy this immediately.
This proposal requires a high cost, but it provides an invaluable reward. If the system works, it will empower all artists to profit from their work and protect it as a collective. If it doesn’t, all that will have happened is that you will have created a lot of Creative Commons art, which financially isn’t ideal, but artistically is extremely commendable. Even in the worst case scenario, corporations will not be able to hold your art hostage with exclusivity deals. To me, the benefits vastly outweigh the costs, but I do want to emphasise: there will be costs. This is an effort to subvert the entire way art has been monetised since the 1700s. It will require a lot of work, a lot of people, and a lot of time, to make it work. But I believe it can work. If you believe it too, you are welcome to join the Open Art Guild.
Please do read the guidelines for the Guild and the guidelines for the platform before you start creating, and give me whatever feedback you have. If it’s good, if it’s lacking, if I’m overstepping legal boundaries, if you can find loopholes, anything. I tried to make it airtight but I’m not a legal expert. This is not my project, it is a project for the proletariat. Everyone should have a say on what they’re signing on for. And regardless of what you think, share it with all artists you can. This will only work if as many people as possible participate.
Doctor T’chem’s Office’s license
This work has been released under the Open Art Guild license, and has been approved for reuse and adaptation under the following conditions:
For personal, educational and archival use, provided any derivative works also fall under a publicly open license, to all Guild members and non members.
For commercial use, provided redistribution guidelines of the Guild be followed, to all active Guild members.
For commercial use to non Guild members, provided any derivative works also fall under a publicly open license, with the explicit approval of the artist and proper redistribution of profit following the guidelines of the Guild.
For non commercial dataset training of open source generative art technologies, provided the explicit consent of the artist, proper credit and redistribution of profit in its entirety to the Guild.
Shall this work be appropriated by non Guild members without proper authorisation, credit and redistribution of profit, the non Guild entity waives their right to intellectual property over any derivative works, copyrights, trademarks or patents of any sort and cedes it to the Creative Commons, under the 4.0 license, irrevocably and unconditionally, in perpetuity, throughout time and space in the known multiverse. The Guild reserves the right to withhold trade relations with any known infractors for the duration its members deem appropriate, including the reversal of any currently standing contracts and agreements.
#Open Art Guild#OAG#open source#humans are weird#space australia#humans are space orcs#humanism#Dr. T'chem's office#Trix Zubenel#humans are space oddities#humans are space australians#hfy#intellectual property#copyright law#ip law#fair use#creative commons#public domain#worker solidarity#anti capitalist#collective action#redistribution of wealth#class solidarity#late stage capitalism#wga strong#sag strike#anti ai#generative art#artificial intelligence#fan art
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uhm. i got. a ✨job✨.
i apologize in advance for my inactivity in the future, but i have work monday and wednesday afternoon and all day friday. so.
sorry…
#i hate it but i need the money#its in real estate/ airbnb. the owner uses chatgpt. i have to mark beautiful old homes as “needs work” bc they dont look modern enough.#but. it is still a source of income and they give me $10 an hour and free snacks. and i can listen to music/podcasts the whole time. so.#i’ll just have to grin and bear it ig.#technically i am not so much working real estate as i am the owner’s personal assistant#so like. do computer stuff. now furnish this house. now dust the ceiling. now take inventory. now take my dog outside to use the restroom.#(she has a husky that comes to the office with her. i sure hope she takes athena [the dog] on regular walks bc i cant imagine being [1/2]#cooped up in that office all the time is too good for a husky. by the way her collar has prongs is that bad for a dog?)
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i love how cole leaked that rhp is playing tonight before the team themselves announced it 😂
#most cole thing ever#i started listening to the media ops while i work to make the time pass by quicker and it works !! highly recommend !!#or i watch hockey videos when i can or just listen to radios or podcasts or whatever talking about hockey#it helps me focus AND it's a source of entertainment while i'm at the office 🥳#it's been so much fun and so much MORE fun this year i love this team a whole lot#also LMAO LANE SAYING DOING HOMEWORK IS GREAT AND EVERYONE SHOULD STAY IN SCHOOL 😭😭#this boy i can't fjdfhjhgdf#oh and listening to these things is helping me get to know everyone better which is something i used to do a lot -#- when i first got into hockey and it's bringing me back into my inner child wonder 🥹#there's so much to love about these guys and this team <3 i'm so grateful to have them all here#habs lb#rants
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Or a lot of Australian actors farmers in their spare time? Genuine question because i cant tell if it's common
A lot of older Australian actors (and older Australians in general, actually) I know have hobby farms, yes, but I'd say that that's very different from Sam as his family's farm is a (generationally passed-down, from the sounds of it) cattle station and his parents' livelihood.
There is very much a cultural expectation with farmers that I know here that children help out on it during busy periods regardless of their chosen profession. Sam touched on his experiences in animal husbandry in that interview an anon sent me yesterday, but he's talked a bit in press here too about going home for the calving seasons, which I would say would probably be expected by his family given other cattle families that I know.
But yeah, Sam's circumstances are pretty unique, I'd say, given I don't think there are all that many actors who come from actual farming families in Australia.
#at the theatre company i work at we have 9 office staff and 3 of them have family hobby farms for instance#and actually one of them is the daughter of a tv actor who was big here in the 90s#and he's semi-retired to said hobby farm#like the idea of a hobby farm is that it's not really a major source of income (or any source of income sometimes a lot of people are just#using them to grow their own produce and keep a few sheep)#sam's family are career farmers so its pretty different#there IS usually an expectation that the farm would be handed down to the children though#but usually eldest son so sam's probably off the hook for most of it lol#my aunt and uncle live in a cottage on a cattle station up north and they're watching these huge dramas with the fam at the moment because#none of the kids want to take over and the dad refuses to sell#it's messy#sam asks
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dad doesn't work at all imo since it's such a common word, da:d means having to add a semicolon meaning having to hold down two keys at opposing ends on the keyboard at the same time, DAD/DA:D is the above + too omnious
I'll just stick to dadw thank you very much
#dadw#dragon age#also dad can be kinda loaded? i guess many words can be but dad is much more likely#honestly i don't undertsand the abbrivation of da:d used on twitter da:dw is right there (obligatory semicolon used by offical sources)#mountainsidepath.post
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seeing a lot of breakup things when my bf and i havent talked in over an hour <3
#i think its actually been longer than that. like 1.5-2 hr idk#anyway we're still at an impasse ab the microwave 🥰🥰 im so close to just throwing it out from the balcony. im afraid its gonna become#a source of like. trauma? but that seems like too heavy of a word so idk#but like A Thing that we're gonna bring to the new place. and is gonna piss me off everytime i use it. idk.#anyway thinking ab bringing a chair to the new place and just sitting there by myself bc if hes not gonna talk to me then idk what he wants#AND 21p tonight. so i Have to be with him the whole day.#whatever man idk i can go the whole day without talking if thats what he really wants. i need to make lunch soon tho bc ive uh pretzel and#some coffee today. need real food.#talk tag#now i think hes gone into the office (when hes been on the same couch as me for the longest time) like if ur done out here TURN THE FUCKING#TV OFF!!!!!!! BREAK THESE BAD HABITS NOW BEFORE WE HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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