#source: the venture bros

[tf2incorrectquotes]

The Detective/Jane: *enjoying lunch together*

*screaming and police sirens in the distance*

Jane: *turns to the Detective, still chewing his grilled cheese* ...should we check that out?

The Detective: After I finish this latte. It cost nine dollars. Nine! For a latte!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Nora: *Covered in Cuts and Bruises* You get the Boys. I'll handle these guys.

Oscar: Are you sure? There's an Awful lot of them-

Nora: *Gripping Magnhild so tight the handle bends* They hit me with a Truck.

Oscar: Okaaaay ...

[incorrectlumityquotes]

(Eda is taking Luz and Amity out to the city.)

Eda: "Celebrities making out with bridge and tunnel nobodies. A giant chicken dancing with Richie Rich. Type O negative one night, fifty cent the next. Everyone is welcome. Everyone gets along. This is your coming of age ritual, girls. Welcome to...THE LIMELIGHT!"

(Eda, Luz and Amity are standing in front of a temple with a sign in front that says LIMELIGHT DEPARTMENT STORE.)

Eda: "...market?"

Luz: "We're coming of age in a mall?"

Eda: "What happened? That is sacrilege!"

Amity: "Yeah. It used to be a church."

Eda: "No. Who cares? It used to be the best club in the city. Now it's a damn mall. That's sacrilege."

[turtle-bros]

Michelangelo: "You can silence me, but there will be others! Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus!" Donatello: "It's 'Sic Semper Tyrannis'. You said 'Always faithful, terrible lizard." Michelangelo: "I did? Cool!"

[capndragn94]

*Catra captures Adora*

Adora: You're going to take advantage of me, aren't you?... Well, be quick with it!

Catra: To be honest with you, I never really considered that.

Adora: Why not?

Catra: Just didn't.

Adora: *pouts* Well, I'm not gonna beg.

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Murray: Bentley! Sly's stuck in the Contessa’s thing that makes people happy! But it’s all evil!!

Bentley: I dare you to make less sense.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Wile E.: No. No no no. Bad Tasmanian devil! Bad Taz. We don't do that. [Taz is eating test tubes] We do not eat test tubes! Come here! [Taz backs away] I'm not playing games here. [A hole burns through Taz's stomach] What, you don't feel well now? Well, what did you expect? You're mixing acids and bases there.

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

Ellen: *Covered in cuts and bruises* Corin, You head on inside. I'll handle these guys.

Corin: A-Are you certain? There's a lot of them-

Ellen: *Readying her Loppers* They Hit me with a TRUCK.

Corin: *Slowly moving away* O-Kay!

[peikkos-selfships]

Familiar S/O: Hey listen up. You're S/O's bodyguard, right?

F/O: Until they prime S/O from my cold dead hugging hands!

[weirdkev27]

Huey: What’s your problem with our brother, anyway? Don Karnage: Well, I — he’s my nemesis, my archenemy. Louie: I don’t think Dewey thinks you’re his archenemy. Karnage: Come on, I’m sure the walls of the McDuck Mansion are practically caked with the lingering curses of Don Karnage’s name. Louie: Uh, no. I’ve never even heard him mention you. Huey: Hey, I always thought Timmy Jenkins was Dewey’s archenemy. Karnage: The Glomcoaster Kid!? Why, that little piggy isn’t fit to —I will have my revenge in the air!

[golyadkin]

you can trust them, they're super scientists

[vbrosclips]

s5e8 - The Devil's Grip

[incorrectlumityquotes]

Luz: You can silence me, but there will be others.

Star: Yeah! Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus!

Marco: Star, it's "Sic Semper Tyrannis."

Amity: Yeah, you just said, "Always faithful, terrible lizard."

Star: I did? Cool.

[13dps]

i like him a normal amount.

[capndragn94]

Scorpia: I gotta ask this, is there a reason you always use Kyle, Lonnie, and Rogelio?

Catra: I know it sounds crazy, but they have the rare blend of expendable and invulnerable that makes them perfect henchmen.

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Sam, about Flint Paper: If he were a woman, I'd marry her.

Max: And I would jeopardize our friendship by nailing your hot wife!