#source:b99

[superdogbiter]

Daisy:*Flirts with Luigi

Bowser:*Stares at them silently

Peach:"You're really quiet today Bowser"

Bowser:"Nobody plans a murder out loud"

[f1inl3ey]

Moose: hello Robin. Surprised to see me?

Robin: well I didn’t say “Bloody Mary” 3 times so yes.

[myherochedaia]

[incorrect-p1h]

Soul: What are you doing?

Intak: Working on something I’m gonna give Jiung hyung for Christmas.

Soul: I thought Jiung hyung specifically said no presents this year.

Intak: Yeah I know, but I asked him what qualifies as a present, and he said anything that I spent money on. Then I realized. My time is worth nothing.

Soul: Sounds like you’re bragging but that’s just a sad statement.

[incorrect-emdt-quotes]

It's so addictive, right? I play so much that when I close my eyes at night, I just see Tetris cubes instead of my normal dizzying array of blood and corpses

Alonso de Entrerrios

[misguided-ghostz]

*Zuko after seeing Katara for first time*

Zuko: Hello 911? I’d like to report a robbery, the victim? My heart.

Operator: Sir, this line is for emergencies only.

[hyperfixation-loto]

Cassandra : *speaking about Mia* You two need to bone. 

Bela : Cass ?! 

Alcina : Excuse me ?

Cassandra : I said you two need to bone. 

Alcina : Hoooow dare you Cassandra, I am your mother. 

5 minutes later : 

Daniela : Wait for it. 

Alcina : *slams the door open* BOOOONE ?! 

10 minutes later : 

Bela : *sipping tea* 

Alcina : *slams the door open* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE ?! 

30 minutes later : 

Cassandra : *eating a cookie*

Alcina : Don’t. ever speak to me like that again. 

[little-crowling]

Squall: Wundersmiths don’t have friends

Morrigan:

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It is a gif of Jake Peralta from Brooklyn 99 above,he is in an office of some sort and he is saying "Cool motive, still murder" which is subtitiled at the bottom of the gif.

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[origin-en-route]

Rose: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Dimitri: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Rose: Breakfast burrito but yeah

Dimitri: I pity your dentist

Rose: Joke's on you I don't have a dentist

Dimitri: I'm taking you to the dentist

[inncorrectmarvelcast]

Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?

Robert Downey Jr at some point

[conceiteddemon]

Marcy: I was legally dead for three minutes and met god!

Sasha: what did she look like?

Marcy: ethnically ambiguous!

[superdogbiter]

Bowser:"Love isn't real"

Mario:"You are literally-a making a valentines day-s card for my brother"

Bowser,threatening him with a glue gun:"You're on thin fucking ice"

[f1inl3ey]

Bruce and Vance in jail but this was taken from b99 but I changed some parts 💀

Bruce, talking about his dad: the alarm went off before we could even talk

Vance: awh That’s too bad bud. But, at least you have people who wanna come and visit you. My family hasn’t been to see me since my trial, you kill 9 people and suddenly they “don’t know who you are anymore”

Bruce: wait… what?! Did you say KILL people? Are you a murderer Vance?

Vance: well that’s not how I would define myself… if we’re going by what I’m most passionate about I would say that I’m a pro pinballer.

Vance: why did you think I was in protective custody?

Bruce: idk I guess I hoped you kicked the shit out of someone again or got wrongly convicted of a crime you didn’t commit, like me.

Vance: nope. I did all my stuff AND more, there’s tons they can’t even trace to me. The secret is dumping the evidence in a body of water

Bruce, under his breath: okay. This is just great. I don’t see anyone from the outside for another 3 weeks and my only friend here is a murderer

Vance, correcting him: pro pinballer.

[asadfangirlbitxh]

One Direction : We have had Niall for one day now. And if anything happened to him we would kill everyone in this room and then ourselves

Inspired by @incorrectbridgerton

[incorrect-p1h]

We don't need guns. I have a lighter, okay, we get some hairspray, make some flamethrowers. Let's fry these bitches.

-Soul, at one point while running from a bunch of drones.

[criminalmindsmoodrn]

Emily: Tara i need to tell you something in confidence, JJ didn’t do that

Tara: How do you know that?

Emily: Because...she was with me that night

Tara: Doing what ?

Emily:

Tara: Oh doing you