#1d incorrect quotes

[1dhabit28]

Liam: *traps a spider under a

cup*

Louis: *appears and sets down

two more cups*

Liam: no wait-

Louis: *shuffles the cups*

Liam: NO-

[igetnightmares]

Louis [Stubs his toe]: FUCK!

Liam: Watch your language!

Louis: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Liam: ...

Louis: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

[obviouslypenni]

#264

louis: i can’t find it

niall: what are you looking for?

louis: my happiness

harry *walks in with his hand stuck inside a peanut butter jar*: hey, can someone help me tie my shoe?

louis:

louis: i found it

[irishprincessniallhoran]

One Direction incorrect quote! Thinking of making more of these!

Niall, on the phone to Harry: Did you know that otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't float away from each other?

Harry: Awww so cute!!

Niall: I know right. By the way, I'm in the hospital, I got hit by a car.

Harry: WHAT?? WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME STRAIGHT AWAY?

Niall: WELL I DIDNT WANT YOU TO PANIC.

Niall: THINK OF THE OTTERS HARRY, THE OTTERS

[darlinglittlemeg]

So…we had the 1D fanfic story’s…where are the country music girlies who wrote fan fiction?

[thebrightestwitchofherage]

Well the world is going to shit

Hey Siri please play one direction’s best hits

[saturnarcturus]

harry: "moon dances over your good side"

louis: ...

louis: i have a bad side?

[pathetic-dreamy]

Louis: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Liam recently.

Zayn: No, Louis, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Louis: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Zayn: No! You’re the only one for me.

Louis: Is that so?

Zayn: I promise! Liam and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.

Louis: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Zayn: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

Louis: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Zayn: Of course bro!

[1dlthslvr]

Harry: That's ridiculous, Louis doesn't have a crush on me.

Liam: Yes he does.

Zayn: Yes he does.

Niall: Yes he does.

Louis: Yes I do.

[maxcuntstappen]

Formula 1 Drivers + One Direction Tweets: The Ferrari Experience  6/?

[1dhabit28]

[one direction meeting after

a long time]

Louis:I thought you were going

to attack me.

Zayn:I was going to hug you!

Louis:why would you hug me?

Zayn:WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU??

[theydopissmeoffavocados]

"my child is completely fine" your child would sell you for a one direction reunion.

[obviouslypenni]

#200

harry *reading a book*

louis *with his head in harry’s lap*: knock knock

harry *sighs happily*: who’s there?

louis: may i come in?

harry *confused*: may i come in who?

louis: may i come in you?

liam *throws his book on the floor*

liam: ONE EVENING, I ASKED FOR ONE EVENING

[wiliam22pro]

All of my life

Cullen: All of my life flashed before my eyes.

Cullen: It was really boring.

https://cutt.ly/iw0kfIjv

[professionalprocastinater28]

Harry: nicknames, numbers,fish, metaphors

Louis:ITS BEEN AGES DIFFERENT STAGES COME SO FAR FROM PRINCESS PARK

[red-pandaaa]

Harry: I love you so much, I'd marry you with paper rings Louis: ... Harry: but we're both fucking rich, so i still want diamonds