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[findafight]

Steve shows up to work one day with a baby bjorn complete with sleeping baby on his chest and Robin is like Steve....what the fuck?

And Steve says "I would've called you last night but she'd only stop crying when I held her and my parents were fighting, obviously, and I had to figure out how to make her bottle then I fell asleep with her on top of me and I think my dad legitimately forgot about us even though this is his fault, and there's no one to take care of her so I had to bring her. Sorry."

That is a lot and answers very few of Robin's questions.

"who...is she?"

Steve brightens and smiles down at the baby who's tiny baby fist is scrunched up in his work vest. "Oh! My half sister. Her mom works for one of my dad's business partners and brought her to my parents while they were away last week so they came home, mostly to dump her off on a nanny they forgot to hire--hence my baby holder here--and fight. Turns out dad cheating is easier to ignore when there isn't actual proof of it."

"oh. Woah."

"yeah. Anyways, ready to rewind some tapes?"

So they start work Steve logging returns into the computer and cupping the baby whose name I don't know yet's head. Then the little baby wakes up, making little baby noises, and Robin is not one for babies really, but Steve coos and picks her hand off his chest and waves it at Robin.

"see, that's your auntie Robin! Say hiii auntie Robin!"

The baby chews her tongue at Robin and blows a spit bubble.

And how is Robin supposed to not be charmed by that?

"awww," she says, letting the baby grab her finger, "yeah, I'm your auntie Robin. Your big brother's gonna take care of you so good huh? You'll know your way around retail in no time."

Steve giggles.

It is then that The Gremlins decide to show up and Cause Noise. Baby sister starts to cry and Steve takes her to the back to get her to calm down and change her, comes out (ignores the party's questions. Giving them Ultimate Mom Pose with Bonus Effect of Baby) hands her to Robin who is a little nervous but she will not let her new niece (?) Down, and goes back to find and heat up a bottle.

Eddie, who drove the gremlins and was looking for something in his van comes in, sees Robin holding the baby and is like huh? What's this?

And then Steve comes out with a bottle and a baby blanket over his shoulder, reaches for the baby from Robin and tries to get her to latch on the bottle with quiet words and gentle hands and Eddie is not okay he's not fine he's having a melt down because Steve with the kids is one thing but Steve with a Baby is something very different and he should not be expected to keep it together seeing this

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[blu3berrydraws]

--- Smol warrior, very brave, very grown-up, very no-idea-what-he's-doing

[leonardcohenofficial]

"hidin' me, i flee, desire dividin' me, he's a bandit and a heart breaker / oh, but jesus was a cross maker" is perhaps the most clear lyric thesis statement for judee sill's entire artistic approach and ongoing creative struggle; her desires for divine love and cosmic understanding twinned with her very earthly and human struggle for love and romantic connection are themes that show up across almost all of her songs (which are also just genius in terms of her arrangement and production on top of her actual songwriting) and given the full scope of her life it's bittersweet awe-inspiring and heartbreaking

[buckera]

Tease Tidbit Tuesday 🩹

heey~ guess what? today i was tinkering with one of my many messy little bucktommy wips and since it's been quite a while since i managed to write anything coherent, i thought i'd share a little snippet.

Something was off and Buck couldn’t quite pinpoint what exactly… for a moment, he thought it was just his own jitters, until Tommy finally, graciously ended the suspense and dropped the metaphorical bomb, just as Buck stuffed the first few bites into his mouth to try and distract himself. After that, not much of his appetite was hanging around. “So, this was on Tuesday?” He asked, trying to keep his tone even, but only marginally managing to keep the tension from bubbling over. “Yes.” “And I’m only hearing about this now because…” “Because I didn’t wanna tell you over the phone.” “That’s fair.” Buck huffed, uneasy. “He asked if I was interested.” Tommy continued, audibly losing the same battle to keep his voice level and calm that Buck was failing to win himself. “And you said…” Tommy sighed, a light frown between his brows clearly signaling his slowly building frustration. Good, Buck thought, that makes the two of us. “And I said I’d consider it.” “As in?” “As in, I would think about it.” “About moving to Arizona.” Buck clicked his tongue with a sharp pop. “Evan.” “No, no, it’s okay, I-I get it, it’s uh, it's a big deal.” “It is a big deal.” Buck exhaled slowly, only hanging onto his composure by a thin thread. He hated saying those words, but having them repeated back to him? Somehow that felt even worse.

✨I have been tagged by and am tagging the ever so lovely @queerdiazs @spagheddiediaz @jeeyuns @diazsdimples @honestlydarkprincess @watchyourbuck @loveyouanyway @likegoldintheair @evansboyfriend @pirrusstuff and anyone else who feels like sharing consider yourself tagged by me mwuahh 💛

[konstantintreplev]

...I was terrified for you, I didn't know why. And now I do. You will do anything to win. (The Expanse, 1x03, "Remember the Cant")

[toytulini]

Americans will measure in anything but the metric system

[markgee85]

This example shows a couple of the default processing options available in Eric Souther's just released 8 channel Colorizer with oscillators and time displacement mapping. (His Touch Designer .tox Colorizer network file is available on his Patreon 'Philosophical Tools' page.)

In this demo, several of the colorizer bands have 'live' fire video inserted into them from a second file.

It's great to see new digital tools developed based upon analog tools (in this case multi-channel colorizers) designed in the 70s and 80s by artists like Bruce Hern or David Jones.

[salitok]

Save a horse, ride a cowgirl!

pairings: Cowgirl, southern!Ellie Williams x fem!southern!reader

Authors note: since y’all wanted smut, here you go !!!!!

warnings: Smut, pet names ( so many), horny, public sex, fingering (R receiving), scissoring. mdni.

summary: your cowboy-souther gf takes you on a picnic date and things heat up

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You and your gf, Ellie, haven’t had a date in months; the both of you are very busy at work and haven’t had time to see each other properly.

You both agreed oh having a date. You couldn’t be more exited, you missed your gf badly, sometimes you wish the both of you lived together so you could see her every day and night, but the both of you were busy at work. Ellie worked at a farm from a man called Mario who was a old friend of joel. Mario’s business is to sell horses all over the south, so she has to take care of them; feed them, ride them and clean them. You worked at the local news presenting the wether, and surprisingly people loved you a lot, you were known in town as the wether girl, this made Ellie really prod to date you.

You got exited from your date night, you loved picnics and having one with Ellie made you more than happy. When you got home from work, at 3:00 pm, you got into the shower in seconds. You showered fast, but really good, you smelled grate,like vanilla. You putted on a short, flow’y dress, ur usual cowboy boots and a matching hat; you looked gorgeous, the southern “it girl”. You started preparing a cute picnic basket, filled with fruits, sandwiches and treats; Ellie is going to bring the lemonade and the tablecloth.

Ellie arrived at your house in her dirty green truck, filled with work supplies in the back. You smiled when you saw her, hoping in the passenger sit.

“Hi hon” you said with a big cute smile

“Hey sugar, you look beautiful” she kissed your cheek.

You could tell Ellie tried her best to look good, she’s always in work clothes. Ellie wore a tight-fitting shirt, bell-bottom jeans, and boots. She put her hand on your thigh while driving, her soft finger sliding up and down almost under your dress. This made you nervous, it felt… good.

the both of you got going, you were going to a park, to look at the sun hide.

When the both of you arrived Ellie carried the thing to set the picnic up. the wind blowing your skirt away, making Ellie turn around to have a view under your loose skirt.

then the picnic was all set up

the both of you ate, drank, and cuddled as the hours passed. When the sunset you were lying on Ellie's chest, admiring her, the orange color of the sun made her face look beautiful. you stared at her wholly gone, looking at her freckles.

"what are you looking at Darling," she said in a soft and kinda sexy voice. you didn't know if she meant something or if you felt horny.

you hopped on top of her and kissed her chapped lips. Ellie kisses you back sitting back up and her hands resting on your waist, squeezing them softly; you let out a low moan

"you're making me hot sugar," she said before chasing her lips to yours again, she hand moving to your ass. "I missed you, need you Ellie," you said between kisses as she kissed your neck. Ellie wanted to pleasure you too, " am going to make you feel good, don't worry baby " with a smirk on her face. she lifted your dress a little so her hand touched your bare ass and squeezed it making you moan on her ear.

Ellie flipped you over, she was on top of you, between your soft legs. Ellie took your small pink panties off admiring your already wet pussy while doing it. "mmm so wet".

Ellie's fingers pressed softy on your clit, making you arch your back and moan. She played with your clit, circling it and moving it up and down, she kissed you and inserted one finger, you moaned softly under her, she was gentle, maybe too gentle. She could see your desperation she moved it in and out of you and then inserted another. your tight walls hugging her fingers.

the motions of her fingers felt perfect, going faster each minute, and curling then inside you, "ahhh ellie". she knew you were close, therefor she placed her thumb on your clit, moving it in fat circular motions. As your moans increase and your body moved under her you came, moaning her name over and over again.

after a second you sit back up, your eyes begging, you needed to really feel her. you undid ellies big belt and then her pants, having a clear view of her grey Calvin Klein boxers.

"oh you really are needy, let me make it up to you sugar"

the both of you got into the back seat of her truck. Ellie took your dress totally off, and then she took her pants off.

"tell me what you want princess" a big smirk on her face, your submissive eyes trying to tell her. "talk"

"I.... want to feel your pussy against mine," you said, it sounded like a beg, a please.

Ellie placed herself between your legs, both of your heats touching. She groan, and both cunts wet graining against each other.

ellie's hand has total control, she moved slowly at first, but as the heat increases she gets more needy and moves faster.

"fuck... I love this precious little pussy" She grinds harder and harder, your head arching, and you grabbed one of your gfs legs. Ellie's head was thrown back, breathing heavily.

"mmm fuck hon" you moan trying to tell her you where close

"I know love, am close too" you both moaned louder and louder

"cum with me " Ellie groaned for a last time as the two of you came undone.

after that, you both cuddle up and kissed, it felt like a dream. when suddenly Ellie lifts your chin up and asks you a big question that leaves your mouth open

"move in with me sugar".

[jt1674]

[nashvillethotchicken]

Louis grew up a closeted black gay man in Jim Crow New Orleans ion know why Daniel keeps trying to pick fights with that man as if he won't put some vaseline on his face and beat his ass with a lock in his hand

[temtamtom]

Listen guys, all I'm saying is I think the Fandom (overall) is sleeping on Southern French culture, history, and attitude. Please give my boy some more Southern badness <3

To start off, here's one thing my Chad François can do that your Fanon-favourite Pompous Parisienne François could never /lh

(Course Landaise, a form of bull/cattle-leaping sport that is non-lethal to the animal. Another type of bull sport that's closer to where I live is the Course Camarguaise, which is also non-lethal to the bull)

[yugiohz]

GX stuff

[paperglader]

I find it really funny and great how arlo is like a version of Imogen if she embraced her weirdness from the get go, and one detail that just kills me is the fact that arlo pulls SO MUCH.

Imogen: gay disaster, has been pining for +2 years and has not made a move (nor even is considering it), was dumped by pretty, thumb wars herself whilst the rest of her friends hook up in the other room.

Arlo: not even 2 episodes in and already has 2 fiancés + auggie flirting left and right with her and calling her pretty every chance he gets.

[haplophrynemolliz]

Do you think he ever just

[from-derry]