Americans will measure in anything but the metric system
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Three Sentence Fic Challenge
Prompt: Bones
Fandom: None/Original fiction
Warnings: None
The woman hums as she balances the point of the shovel on her boot. She looks out over the small meadow and wonders idly how many pickup trucks worth of bones are out there. At least one, she thinks, but there will be so many more by the time she’s done.
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he is here.. :o)
Next to Batty Smalls, for scale.
Sidenote: thanks for exploding my phone nearly daily over this post it was fun :)
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One thing that is always funny to me about FNAF SB is the Freddy hatch. like I can suspend my disbelief that Gregory can fit in there sure but isn't there some voice line about how it's for gifts and birthday cakes or something. this is my son Gregory he is the size of perhaps a very large birthday cake
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I'm watching Mystery Files and I think they had to use a corkboard for the theories because they blew half their budget animating the 220 million jars of peanut butter and one Ogdy 😔
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Today I learned: USA uses a different system for numbering teeth than pretty much the rest of the world
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Random meme I made on whiteboard fox
I asked a 'friend' about wether or not it was true and they were just like "idk"
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Non-Americans will say "I love you thiiiiiiiiis much" and then pull out a meter stick and point to a line on it
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WAIT HOW TAL ARE YOU
At least 5 and 3/4ths of a subway foot longs if you account for the one inch of shrinkage per sandwich
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ao3 is still down (;-;) so now I'm browsing b-list documentary series on my mom's discovery+ for anything that has to do with planes and/or plane crashes
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Recently widowed Sorcerer who is not upset at all about this intentional development: "Alas, it was only one orgasm's-worth of a marriage."
Wizard, OOC: Americans will measure with anything but the metric system.
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the "americans will measure with anything except the metric system" joke is so baffling every time I see it. the premise seems to take as a given that people in other countries don't estimate distances or mass by comparing things to miscellaneous reference objects? and like surely "about the weight of a killer whale" isn't an american exclusive thing what are you talking about
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"Probably about two fistfuls"
Americans will measure with anything but the metric system
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Americans truly WILL measure with anything but the metric system
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People talk about how Americans will measure with anything but the metric system, but have they considered the wacky measuring standards of Alex Horne?
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