#spider therapist headcanons

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So basically my request is reader being a new spiderwoman and becoming apart of Miguel O'Hara spider society team and her meeting everyone and then she walks into spider!therapists office and he is all like "so you're new, how r u whats ur backstory" etc etc but then reader sits down beside him and is like "no... how r u?" To him and he looks at her all like 😍😍😍😍 "marry me" I hope u can somehow put this into headcanons bahahaha

Ezekiel Sims x Spider!Reader Headcanons

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When you’re in a new environment you’re going to be feeling disoriented and confused, and naturally overwhelmed if quite a lot is coming on. This makes a Spider!Therapist so much easier to go to, as you definitely need someone you can feel comfortable opening up to without judgement.

When you first meet Ezekiel you would honestly have no idea where to open up about first. But he’s already well equipped for this and will try his best to make you feel comfortable about opening up to him through whatever means you may mean. Because of this he’ll be very lighthearted with you (compared to what others may want or need from a therapist).

He knows that he shouldn’t, but Ezekiel knows that you need someone closer to you that can provide you comfort, rather than just having someone you open up to during a set hour. If he thinks that you’re comfortable enough for him to flirt then he will, starting subtly and testing the waters to see how you may initially feel about him.

You’ll immediately feel at ease around him and realise that he is actually listening to you. He’s heard almost the exact same thing so many times, so when you open up about something new he just can’t turn his attention away from it, and from this he figures you out quite well including your mannerisms and potential beliefs.

After a few sessions with him, you’ll realise that he’s always the one listening to others (and this must take a big toll on him). So rather than spending this session surrounding your problems, you directly ask him what he struggles with and offer to listen to anything he wants to open up about. In this moment he almost has a heart attack.

He immediately wants to het closer to you after this, since not only have you given him a new outlet but you’ve also showed that you genuinely care for him. He rarely has free time as he’s dealing with everyone else’s problems, but when he is free you can bet that he’ll be asking you on a date or wants some real quality time with you outside of therapy sessions.

He would be more than happy to enter a relationship with you, but he would make it known that he can’t always be available due to his professions. Which you completely understand due to your own responsibilities. He tries his best to comfort you and for you both to be honest with each other as much as possible, and because of this things always go at a comfortable pace for the two of you.

After being vulnerable with you and honest, he would be more than willing to show his commitment in the long term. Marriage or anything else you could think of would never be out of the question for him, and he’d naturally know what you would be looking for in a relationship with him due to how well you communicate with each other.

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Vera. Vera! VERA!!

yeah yes okay, hello. I must ramble, please & thank you. I love this. Helli those head references worked like a dream because my stars do I love these sketches.

okok, there's not much content & info about Vera, but it's enough to work with & for me to make theories & headcanons for. And while Helli is resting, I am making it my personal mission to make content of my now favorite oc of Helli's.

I've always loved her when I first stumbled upon her when browsing through older post you've made. I don't say gorgeous often because I use it to describe something in the highest regard & man is Vera FRICKEN GORGEOUS! STARS

So Vera is a therapist (dog) & also one of Big Mama's exes. Vera learns that Big Mama was using her to gain information on her clients. We don't know how she found out of her reaction, but I do know she likes ball dancing. Since Big Mama also dances & hosts parties, I'd imagine she & Vera would dress up for the occasion. Maybe Vera was looking for Big Mama during a party & overhears her true intentions. I don't know how Vera would react (like if she's more of the shocked type, crying while running away type, etc) so I went with bitter frustration after crying for maybe 10 minutes.

In this image, it shows her after the fact, deciding to be bitter for the rest of the night. She avoids Big Mama as much as possible, eventually winding down in a more secluded part of the hotel with some wine. Spilling it on the furniture.

I just wanted to draw her in these dresses I have saved in pinterest lol. Maybe a previous dress she wore on a date with Big Mama? idk. Or maybe the first nicer dress she's worn since learning the truth. She doesn't strike me as the type to go out partying her sorrows away, maybe the night bars she goes to sometimes, but no place that required her to dress nicely. (Also Vera is just stunning in all colors. I didn't even mean to use the color of the dresses to imply emotions lmao, but it happened. She's so cute!!)

Drew something to fill up the page, as you do, & thought of her job as a therapist. And like most office spaces, has a receptionist. And yes, her name is Karen & is indeed one. She's so much of a headache that Vera would need to get to work early to avoid passing her at the front desk. She already has to deal with her while leaving, she doesn't need it at the start of the day.

I adore her, I love her, I love her greatly, she's usurped the rest by miles & I mean MILES. Thank you dear Helli for the head references, I can draw her now. I will draw her until my hands break. I am her biggest fan, no contest, & will challenge those who claim the first title I've ever clamed lmao. If there's no content of her, I'll be the one to make it. STARS SHE'S FUCKING GORGEOUS

[kurogxrix]

hey! can i request some romantic headcanons for Gwen with a gender neutral? thank you sm :)

Gwen’s the type of lover that’s very closed off and reserved at the start of your relationship.

She’s a closed shell, hard to come by since she’s scared to lose you after what happened to Peter.

Even though it’s obvious that she’s hiding and keeping things from you, you refuse to give up on Gwen. She’s your girlfriend, and you believe that one day she’ll come around.

After a while, Gwen realizes that you’re not going anywhere. So she allows herself to open up to you, little by little.

She’ll definitely swing by as spiderwoman at night to leave little gifts by your window sill.

Her gifts are as cute as little wild flower bouquets that she made herself to random trinkets, but they’re a little weird to you at first because you don’t really know who’s leaving them there.

Don’t think she’s much of a fan of PDA, not even privately at the start of your relationship.

Once she gets comfortable though, she’s totally down for kisses and cuddling behind closed doors.

Once her spidey-secret is out the window, Gwen is somewhat shocked when you take it calmly.

You defo beg her to take you swinging on nights where she has no patrolling to do, and with an overexaggerated eye-roll from her, she finally brings you.

She was annoyed at first, and a little worried that she’d have to drop you somewhere random in case a villain did some unexpected entrance. Though she softened at the sound of you laughter as you both soared through the cool city air.

You know that she has a lot of frustration and anger to let off, so after the (many) times where she had come back from band practice still all wound up, you become her personal therapist.

Gwen defo snaps a you a couple of times when you both are having random little arguements. Though she’s quick to feel guilty and apologizes, she reminds you everytime how sorry she is for snapping and how much you mean to her.

Poor girl she’s just going through a lot.

Though you understand and never get too worked up when she raises her voice slightly.

When Gwen introduced you to her father, he was so happy that she had finally made a friend (little did he know).

Sometimes your dates can vary from having you laying all comfortably on her bed, earplugs in your ears as she blares a piece on her drum set.

Sometimes it could be having her (much reluctantly again) swinging you both to some abandoned building to explore.

She’ll defo use her spider powers to her advantage to try and scare you, and it works every time.

Sometimes your dates can be something as simple as sitting on the edge of her apartment roof, sharing a greasy meal together while she recalls her day as spider woman.

One day you wanted to try that corny upside-down spiderman kiss that you had seen in one of your comics. She groaned at the idea, but nevertheless agreed because you seemed so excited about it, plus it gave her an excuse to kiss you more.

So there she was, hanging upside down by your window as you lifted her mask up to kiss her like MJ had done with peter.

She defo ‘messes up’ her stance a couple of times whilst telling you that you gotta start all over again, just to get you to kiss her again.

Gwen trusts you with her entire life, you’re her partner, her lover. And even though she doesn’t show it all the time, she loves you more than her words can describe.

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they’re rlly random but i hope you like them anon 😭🫶🏽

[miguelswifey04]

MASTERLIST

miguel o’hara, spidernoir, the spot, hobie b., peter b. parker

fics

✫彡 mentally gone (miguel x gn! reader) angst

ミ★ tangled destiny (miguel x fem! reader) fic

drabbles

🜸 sweet honey fluff

🜚 the spot pleasing you (+18)

🜸 soft to the touch (+18)

🜚 scandalous (actor miguel! x actress!reader)

🜸 miguel- life altering kinda sex (+18)

🜚 getting miguel off (+18)

🌱peter b. parker x babysitter! reader (fluff)

🌱miguel saves you from a burning building (fluff)

🌱miguel has a nightmare & you help him (fluff)

🌱miguel & adopter daughter! reader (fluff)

🌱you accidentally send hobie nudes (+18)

🌱boxer! miguel x doctor! reader (+18)

🌱miguel x muscular fem! reader suggestive

🌱miguel’s suits glitches and you see him suggestive

🌱noir and you fucking (+18)

🌱spider-therapist x spider! reader (fluff)

🌱webslinger x cowgirl! reader (fluff)

🌱spider-noir x spidey! reader (+18)

🌱jealous noir puts you in your place (+18)

headcanons/oneshots

✥彡 shower time w/ miguel as your bf fluff

ミ★ sugar daddy miguel o’hara au (+18)

☆彡 miguel o’hara as your sugar daddy fluff

✫彡 spider-man noir as your husband fluff

ミ★ miguel x blk/mexican fem! reader hcs fluff

✫彡 spider noir x gn! reader (tangled au) fluff

🌱noir’s reaction to you telling him you feel safe around him fluff

🌱miguel’s reaction to you telling him you feel safe around him fluff

🌱jealous noir headcanons fluff

🌱miguel has a size kink (+18)

🌱miguel helps you after a break up (fluff)

🌱 miguel o’hara x wife headcanons (fluff)

anon requests

🝮 how’d miguel react to gabriella’s vaping addiction?

lyla installs a love meter software for miguel

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[punkeropercyjackson]

Team Parent Percy Jackson headcanons

Before i forget to do them again!!He is canonically but Rick dosen't expand on it and i also don't wanna hear any critisism because this is based off irl experiences and Percy used to his full potential because he deserves better

I wanna start off with the canon evidence:He's the eldest main hero in the franchise(T.oa is Not Real)and the most experienced one too,he feels the need to look out for younger people all the time and this is a springoff growing up a bully beater that was so set on protecting the innocent he never stopped even after getting kicked out of 6 schools by age 12,he's constantly compared to Poseidon as a foil to him whos's him but better,Hazel said he looked like a roman god which her dad is and Percy himself even compared his relathionship with Nico to acting like Sally does with him

He also said Sadie looks like his daughter and he specifically used 'mother' for the Nico part so darkskin afro-dominican and transfem bigender Percy is hashtag real <3

Nico and Hazel are his platonic soulmates by choice in every universe and they're known as 'The Dead Sea Siblings'.No Hoo retcons for Nico and Percy's dynamic and in fact between Botl and Tlo they spent the year bonding and reconnecting so when Hazel comes in to complete them they're a proper trio like they were always meant to be and Sally legally adopts Nico and Hazel after Tlo and after Boo respectively but they keep their birth surnames just for shortness' sake

He calls them 'Papito' and 'Mamita' and helps them take care of their hair and they have wash day together with Percy doing the work most often and Nico and Hazel lean on him for support both emotionally and literally when they're exhausted.They hang out almost 24/7 and the younger two are enrolled at a Special ED school as Percy convinced them to out of regret from rejecting Sally's offer to him when he was in elementary school because his internalized ableism was so bad already he had a meltdown and then a shutdown about it.He made sure to tell Nico and Hazel how smart they are too since he knows what it's like to have almost nobody say it to you

He guiltrips Poseidon into giving him money for Nico's chronic pain meds and mobility aids and helps Hazel out with girls,with her love life being as Mabel Pines-esque as she is(Nico is Dipper obviously)

He radicalized them as a multitype punk(afropunk,crustpunk,seapunk and solarpunk-The sea does not like to be restrained)so Nico's goth punk and Hazel's pastel goth punk.He taught them all they needed to know and takes them to safer punk activities like charity events and shows until they get old enough he's comfortable taking them on riots with him too.His battle jacket patches include a skull and a yellow diamond to represent them and a part of punk culture that appealed to him big time was the emphasis on children's rights in the form of older punks taking care of and protecting baby punks.Naturally he did Nico and Hazel's piercings for them too

He uses his powers to make beach days straight up tropical for them and just in general loves making kids happy by doing water tricks for them.He himself is pretty kiddy as a way of healing his inner child and having intergenerational friends where he gets to be the caretaker so he can give kids who're like he used to be a better childhood than he had which includes not making them be his therapist but the reverse is a huge help(Percy just like me fr fr).He loves legos,video games,cats,cartoons,princesses(also his type in women,specifically BLACK princess-y girls since i mean Andromeda?Duh)and pink is his second favorite color after blue

He looks like as much of a dad as he acts like.He's 6'4,thick as fuck(healthy fat and muscles mix),has long hair,super darkskinned and strongfeatured and radiates a vibe that puts off normies and makes children think he's trustworthy.The piercings(tongue ring,eyebrow,spider bite and forward helix on both ears)give him an edge that's oddly friendly

His cooking skills are on par with Sally's so he packs Nico and Hazel lunch and leaves them little sticky notes with positive words/gentle reminders on them.They share the bed often so they can all have good sleep schedules and it was Percy's idea with Hazel's convincing Nico after his initial hesitance out of worry his boney cold build would be uncomfortable to sleep with but they think he's as snuggly as a teddy bear and Percy having boobs thanks to being on estrogen in the past makes his chest comfortable to lay on(Nonsexually for them.If you make it sexual please repent and disintegrate,i literally grew up doing this with my relatives who're girls like me)

Has a 'Protect Trans Kids' banner in his room and a pin of it on his battle jacket.He's known as the cool punk Manhattan dude you go to if you're having gender troubles because he knows his shit and just what to say because of his extreme gender fuckery and obviously Nico and Hazel are his trans kids and inspired him to start handing out knowledge of transgenderism to younger generations in general and same goes for autism,even more so because he's literally the most autistic character ever

The little kids at camp consider him more their parent than their godly ones and some of them even call him 'Dad' or 'Mom'.It makes Percy tear up every time because it makes him feel like really succeeded in breaking the cycle of abuse and changing the system(as if he didn't straight up kill Zeus and cause a revolution he helped out on a lot)

Owns matching Aquapets with Nico and Hazel and it was their idea to buy them so they searched for ones together at thrift stores

He gets maddddddd if someone hurts younger people even if he dosen't even know them and jumps to their defense because it's a built in instinct at this point

Carries around a backpack with emergency items in case anything happens and has important facts about the kids memorized

Wholesome memes connoiseur.These are literally Percy core but he has an entire phone gallery of them saved for when his loved ones are sad:

I wanna make the obvious nsfw jokes but i also want to keep this post to be pg so imma just say Dilf Percy.Yeah that's it

[hauntingmesostunningly]

marvel headcanons

weirdly specific headcanons for my favorite characters,

some traits may not align with canon or popular fan opinions. these are just my opinions, to each their own !!

!! TW: s/h , ptsd , disability , neurodivergence , anxiety , depression , alcohol

Gwen Stacy :

lesbian + non-binary

she/they

has a secret spider-girlfriend

obsessed with pop-tarts and tries them in every universe

spends her free time at the animal shelter petting dogs, the workers from many universes know her since they come by so often, and they always welcome her.

won’t admit it but secretly wants to be an english teacher when she grows up

Peter Parker :

trans ftm + bisexual

he/him

his parents are rich lawyers who travel a lot, so he’s always lived with his Aunt, May. doesn’t have contact with his birth parents

has social anxiety and a severe anxiety disorder

has a soft spot for dalmations

in the process of filing for a psychiatric service dog for his panic attacks

has adhd

Wanda Maximoff :

bisexual with a female preference

has a wife !!!

massive swiftie

has two twins and an adopted daughter

disability mom, billy has angelman syndrome and tommy has autism and epilepsy

in therapy to work on her trauma trigger responses ie. controllingness

has suffered with severe depression

loves loves loves dogs (has two goldendoodles, snowflake and rocky)

Yelena Belova :

queer woman

convert jew, found herself in the religion and found a community through a support group for, and run by, woman in her synagogue.

absolutely in love with Kate Bishop

very protective over kate and shows her off to everyone

has a ptsd service dog named sasha, who helps with her flashbacks

has struggled with s/h, but is in therapy and getting better

has a very sexual relationship with kate and everyone in the compound steers clear of the hallway where kate and yelena’s rooms are

Kate Bishop :

pansexual + demigirl

madly in love with Yelena Belova

super innocent but would do unholy things for her girlfriend

hates all dogs. except her dog, pizza-dog-lucky. lucky is different.

slight mommy issues

bottom asf , and a massive brat

super snarky but easily gets her feelings hurt

was homeschooled her whole life, and she never lost that childish energy

thinks her girlfriend’s protectiveness is cute, but loves to push against it to see yelena get all hot and bothered

always spends the holiday season with clint’s family (partially bec she loves them and partially to save on heating bills in the colder months)

spam posts every detail of her life on insta stories + makes mini-vlog reels 24/7

Natasha Romanoff :

demiromantic + unlabeled

hates labels, she likes who she likes end of story.

has a massive soft spot for cats, and has 3 of her own, Tumeric, Spots, and Dart.

has a massive unrequited crush on wanda

she’s labeled as the “bed-hopper” by her friends for her string of serial hookups after she left the redroom, but she wants nothing more than to settle down with a wife and even more cats.

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big mommy issues and that usually comes across in her relationships, as she seeks out (sometimes older) people with nurturing qualities.

battled alcoholism during the dark days in the blip from losing her sister, but she has an amazing therapist and is now sober

Kamala Khan :

bisexual

she/they

really into tarot

best friends with America Chaves and has a small gay crush on her

constantly gets in trouble with teachers for being too loud and talking in class

has inattentive adhd and always forgets to take her meds

has a very popular carol danvers x fem reader fanfic on A03 that she hides from her parents but she always neglects her homework to make sure she updates regularly for her readers

loves tacos

has sensory issues and gets sensory overload breakdowns due to sound and this can trigger her powers to go haywire while she’s overstimulated

her family puts a lot of pressure on marriage but she just wants to live in a house with america and spend the rest of their lives together reading fanfic and rewatching avengers movies

she kissed america once and they never talked about it again, though they both have hinted at wanting to do it again.

[rayraygo1267]

More Gabenath Headcanons because I love them

Note: Tomorrow the Miraculous Movie releases on Netflix guys! I’m screaming!!!

Nathalie is embarrassed to admit it but she loves being the little spoon

Gabriel always makes sure Nathalie eats and gets enough sleep no matter what

Nathalie made the first move on Gabriel as Mayura

On occasion Nathalie doesn’t mind being the submissive one in the relationship, especially when she isn’t feeling well and wants to be taken care of

Gabriel is a switch

Nathalie and Gabriel’s main love language in their relationship is physical touch (hugs, small caresses, etc)

Nathalie’s love language is words of affirmation

Gabriel’s love language is gifts/acts of service

When Gabriel and Nathalie finally told Adrien about their relationship, he interrupted them and said, “I knew it!”

Gabriel has designed jewelry specifically for Mayura to wear

Hawkmoth gives Mayra back-rubs whenever she starts to feel achy

Gabriel talks, Nathalie listens

After a long day of acting out their plans, Nathalie and Gabriel will escape to the roof and watch the stars together

I’m pretty sure this is a known fact but Nathalie and Gabriel’s theme song is “Vampire” by Olivia Rodrigo and (or) “Toxic” and “Criminal” by Britney Spears

Gabriel is the more protective one

Nathalie knows all of Gabriel’s hiding spots for the peacock miraculous and she does not usually have much trouble retrieving it much to Gabriel’s dismay

Hawkmoth wishes he could see Mayura’s hair down

Gabriel always keeps an umbrella/jacket on hand for Nathalie because he knows she’ll forget

Duusu is practically Nathalie’s personal therapist at this point

Nathalie said “I love you” first

Gabriel has an irrational fear of spiders and makes Nathalie kill them whenever he sees one

Nathalie and Gabriel can both be very competitive

Adrien reads Hawkmoth x Mayura fanfiction because he’s curious and (of course) he ships it

One time Gabriel caught Adrien writing Hawkura fanfiction and grounded him for a month but he lowered the grounding down to a week once he read it though

Nathalie may or may not steal Gabriel’s suits and wear them

Gabriel and Nathalie often argue over what movies to watch but Nathalie always gets her way because she has better taste

Whenever Hawkmoth tells Mayura not to do something in battle, she does it anyway because she’s a badass

Gabriel gave some of Emilie’s old clothes to Nathalie (her dresses, skirts, shoes, etc)

Whenever they argue, Gabriel always apologizes to Nathalie first because he’s always in the wrong

Gabriel actually remembers Nathalie’s birthday

Mayura may or may not have created a sentimonster of Gabriel that she pretended was her boyfriend

Gabriel trusts Nathalie with everything, even things from his past

When Felix first saw Gabriel and Nathalie as Hawkmoth and Mayura he immediately knew their identities and was like, “yep they are totally getting together”

[y2kbugs-moved]

Alright have some Miguel headcanons from someone who read the comics and wants to apply some things to his movie self (I am aware his backstory will diverge somewhat)

Named his alt-universe daughter after his brother Gabriel (I think this is obvious though)

Former alcoholic, he stopped when he did the universe-hopping, then relapsed shortly after that universe was destroyed. He knew it would impede his efforts as leader so he set up prohibition of any alcoholic beverages within Spider Society.

Actively tries to not get too attached to any Spider-person after the whole incident. Hates close physical contact. He's afraid of fucking up again.

Truly cares about Mayday despite the above, you can see how he becomes stiff and avoids eye contact yet prevents her from falling in the movie. He cares about her, but again is afraid of screwing up since he did so badly last time.

Has pretty serious OCD that went untreated after the incident, excerberating his behavior later on and in the movie (I have OCD, and I can get like this too).

Barely sleeps. It's a miracle if he gets 4 hours in. Keeps himself awake with energy drinks and protein bars.

Has a sweet tooth he won't admit to anyone.

Makes casual suicide comments that makes other people uncomfortable.

Shockingly, isn't always a deeply bitter and angry person. Peter B calls him his friend and says he isn't that "scary" and genuinely looks terrified and in disbelief at Miguel's violent behavior in the movie.

Hates himself more than anyone else. Doesn't want therapy (even though he brought in a Spider-Therapist for others.)

[butevrythinggoesaway]

Anyways transfem noir headcanons (or should I say noire)

Her name is Penelope, she gets Penny'd and it drives Peni nuts (she also considered Petra, Bridgette, and Belladona). You'll will have to pay her to give up Penelope.

She found out after talking to Gwen, and she mentions something that Gwen recognises because she's been there, and she's like, "hey, you probably wont react well to what I'm about to say, but I think youre a trans woman." And Penelope's like "what? No, couldn't be me." Anyways they spend the next two weeks talking to a bunch of trans spiders and the therapist spider man and by the end of it Penelope's like "aw shit, this explains a lot." (At the same time they discover she's autistic. It's a very enlightening two weeks.)

Everyone's really opening and happy for her and she gets lots of hugs. Her favourite response was from Hobie, who said "I thought you already knew?"

The adults like to middle name her when she's in trouble. She mostly gets "Penelope Barnadette Parker"'d or "Penelope Bridgette Parker"'d, but on one occasion, from Miguel of all people, "Penelope Adrianna Parker," which scared the shit out of her (for obvious reasons if you're familiar with my blog)

Felicia and May find out completely by accident and are also really accepting, with Fel saying "I always wanted a daughter, just like you." Teresa and Eddie were also told. Eddie was like "damn I'm being overrun by sisters. Congratulations little sis." And Teresa's like "ooh yay! I prefer having a sister than two brothers!"

Felicia, May and Teresa go out and find some nice dresses and stuff, and Eddie starts gaslighting New York that Penelope's their cousin, Peter's gone to live with their other aunt and uncle.

The spider god help disguise Penelope's really recognisable features like her eyes and her teeth when they do this.

She's been invited to girls' day outs with Jess, Gwen, Margo, Peni and LYLA. She doesn't go often because oh god people, but she tries to go as often as she can. The first time she comes along after finding out/coming out, she gets pulled through the women's section in several clothes stores in several different worlds so they can find her some new clothes. LYLA pays for it all from Miguel's funds and justifies it as a birthday present. When Penelope's like "it's not my birthday", LYLA says "well, recently was the birth of the real you, and I count that."

No one actually knows when Penelope's birthday is, so they all just decide to celebrate her coming out day as her birthday

Now this all with Penelope in the spider society, and there's no way she'd actually stick around, so I'd like to quickly go over that: Penelope and Ham are both told that Miles's world can't be located, and just don't get told about "canon events" because Penelope is absolutely a murder risk.

Penelope gets kicked out the day she finds out that Miles' location is known, Miguel just hates him for no reason, she flips out in typically the Spider fashion, and attacks him. He slices through her hair with his claws in the attack and traps her in one of those red cage thingies.

The adults are desperately telling him not to send her home, it's not safe, the portal will open where she left from and that was in the middle of a men's prison. Ham goes on strike after Miguel sends her back, agreeing with Hobie and Margo that they'll try to find Miles then skidaddle. Ham goes to her world to help protect her until they can find Miles.

Ham helps clean up her hair cut while she cries because she hates her hair being cut and she doesn't want it to go too short, but Miguel sliced it to just above her shoulders. Ham tidies it so it's just below her chin, and he makes sure to style it so it's as wild and volumous as she usually keeps it in an attempt to cheer her up.

She pads her uniform vest, justifying it to the others as some "extra armouring", so it looks like she has breasts, albeit small. She doesn't want anything big.

She also changed the trousers for something more baggy so her crotch just looks a bit like the trousers pinned in strangely when she attached her leg holsters

Margo paints her nails/claws different colours sometimes

Gwen showed her how to do makeup to make her face shape look a bit different. She only uses it when she's out with the girls, and leans into a sort of goth punk aesthetic. This leads to people thinking her natural eye colour is just some really funky eye contacts and it's the only time she doesn't feel horrible about them.

She's got a bit of a reputation in Gwen's world for a number of reasons but mostly for beating up four men while wearing heeled boots (they were spikey, she will admit, but she barely kicked them). In Gwen's world, if you're gonna be a dick, you gotta fear the yellow eyed goth chick taking away your breathing privileges

[littlealeta]

Vincent Brooks headcanons anyone?

Loves animals. Would probably like to have a cat someday, but at the same time, he's afraid of the responsibilities and thinks he would be a bad owner. Same with children. Is probably good with them, but doesn't want to raise one because he feels he would be a bad father.

Wanted to be a therapist/animal caretaker at one point, then became a tech engineer for some reason.

Gets pretty sensitive at emotional movies and romance stories (because they remind him of Katherine) and any animal/child dying. Would probably snap at whoever would harm them. Wouldn't be able to handle any cheating story.

Probably likes mysteries and puzzle games, seeing that he's good at solving puzzles and coming up with techniques. Probably prefers retro games to modern gaming. Same with movies and music probably.

For movies/tv/books, Vincent probably likes drama and coming of age stories. Especially ones where characters make mistakes so like Breaking Bad and Scott Pilgrim. Plus if they grow from them. Also some science fiction films like Star Wars, Star Trek, Interstellar.

Dislikes showing off his talent for the most part, like singing and dancing. He feels too insecure.

A bit afraid of PDA, which is why he doesn't show much affection to Katherine and gives her a shy kiss in the true ending.

I don't think he hugs people much, but if he does, they're probably darn good hugs. If he saw one of his friends crying, he'd probably hug them.

Got bullied in his childhood. Which is partly why he blocked out memories from his school days.

Was a fairly obedient, cautious kid who was probably often peer pressured by the more adventurous Orlando.

Dislikes thrills.

Probably grew up spoiled, which explains his immature behavior in the game.

Probably majorly depressed/su!c!dal after the cheating incident and would do anything to atone for it.

Sleeps a lot, even at work.

Often drinks until he vomits, passes out. Sometimes drinks the hard stuff like whiskey.

Smoked weed at one point and then switched to cigarettes.

Deals with roaches, ants, spiders and rats a lot. Which is terrible for him because he's afraid of them.

Sometimes is a bad cook

Misses hygiene days sometimes.

Got evicted from many apartments due to lifestyle habits

Wrecked cars a lot due to his scatter brain, which is why he doesn't currently have one.

Took weeks to think about because I was wondering what kind of music Vincent would be into. He doesn't strike me as much of a music person, although I can imagine he used to jam in nightclubs and discos back in his day. So he probably has a nostalgic fondness for anything electronic and disco. He still goes to nightclubs on occasion but doesn't jam as much. Probably also relaxes to downtempo and lofi.

That's all I have for now. I'll edit this if I have anymore. Does anyone else have anymore? Would love to discuss Vincent stuff.

[lillianschaos]

Keralis headcanon

- Keralis has sight issues. He's not blind by any means, but his vision is cloudy and faded out

- Keralis, resident therapist, very important on Hermitcraft

- keralis is immune to all poison from food, and he always makes spider farms early on because spider eyes are his favourite snack (everyone else thinks he's insane)

- Keralis and Xisuma both have a very strong parental instinct! Though Keralis has the ability to tell when anybody is even slightly off

- Keralis sleeps with his eyes open and xB found out the hard way not

- Bdubs has Plant magic, and flowers will sprout when he sneezes. Keralis gets really bad hay fever.

- He gives very big hugs!! if you come to hug him he will sweep you off your feet and spin you around

- Keralis knows just about everybody, he has gotten other hermits out of lots trouble thanks to this

- Keralis’ preferred intimidation tactic is to stare his opponent down until they feel uncomfortable

- keralis still believes in the easter bunny and the other hermits take turns delivering him chocolate every year

- He doesn't really have a birthday, so he just picked a day he liked. Keralis has moved his birthday a few times to maximize presents

- Keralis actually owns more outfits than just the one and will occasionally change his shirt, which is a huge deal on a server of people who have forty identical red sweaters

- His species is listed as "Keralis" on all forms

- He has a ridiculous amount of lego in his office. Just bins of it all over the place

[krystaldeath]

Do have any headcanons on a Silktea wedding?

OKAY. ANON. I CANNOT APOLOGIZE ENOUGH FOR HOW LONG IVE MADE YOU WAIT FOR THIS. YALL. THIS ASK WAS SENT ON VALENTINES DAY. ITS BEEN ABOUT HALF A YEAR. I AM SO SO SO SORRY.

Anyways uuuhhh Silktea wedding hc’s :)):

* I know I’ve talked about this before but: flowers in Hunt’s hair and Sandy’s beard! Sandy also has his Mohawk laid down to one side and it looks very pretty

* Mo is the ring bearer

* MK and Mei are the flower people (it wasn’t planned originally but they drag Redson into it as well) ((part of me wants Goliath to also be a flower person but that’s simply way too many. But maybe he just carried the traffic light trio as they throw petals around lol))

* Spider Queen planned the whole thing (and she took in to account Sandy’s interests and aesthetics as well! Idk how she makes it (spider hunter and cat & tea loving sailor-therapist) work but I believe she can do anything)

* Pigsy is Sandy’s best man, ofc. I’m a bit conflicted on if Spider Queen or Goliath should be Hunt’s best man/maid of honor… hmmm…

* You decide lol

* Syntax programs a bunch of spider bots to serve as waiters/servers of sorts (MK takes some time getting used to them)

* He even made a robot cat as a wedding gift. Mo takes some time getting used to it

* Sandy cries. When he sees Hunts, at random intervals during the ceremony, at Hunt’s vows, at his own vows, etc you get the picture

* Hunt’s also cries during both vows, albeit a bit more subtlety than Sandy

* I think they both have bouquets. When they toss them each one goes to Spider Queen and Scorpion Demoness. They look to each other and smile softly (VENOMQUEEN WEDDING? VENOMQUEEN WEDDING!)

* Ofc all kinds of tea are served, but the kind Sandy originally gave Hunts is considered the Special Tea of the event

* Hunts: You know, food gifting is considered an act of courting in spider society Sandy: Really? Then I guess this was a long time coming then, huh? ^u^ Hunts, softly smiling: Yes, I suppose it was…

* A bit past the time I would probably put this but Hunts has to jump into Sandy’s arms to kiss him bc of the height difference lol. Syntax will never let him live this down

* Pigsy caters, ofc. Everyone is very well fed

* Let’s say Chang’e meets Sandy at some point and makes the wedding cake. How does it get from the moon to the earth? Idk, teleportation or something I just think they deserve a Chang’e cake (while on that topic let’s say she made the cake for the Freenoodles wedding too bc her and Pigsy are cooking bffs)

* Spider Queen couldn’t be happier for Hunts, even if he’s marrying a friend(?) of Sun Wukong’s

* Speaking of that monkey and his shadow counterpart: they both owe a lot to Sandy bc he probably helps them work out their issues and such so they help out a lot with the setting up and Wukong even allows the venue to be in a very nice spot on Flower Fruit Mountain. Macaque puts on some shadow plays for entertainment as well, mostly second hand retelling a of some of silktea’s moments (minus. The fighting. And such. Not the greatest wedding story lol-)

[strawbs-screaming]

☆ great tiger headcanons ☆

i might be inactive since school just started and im trying to get my shit together, enjoy this mess

- emotionally unavailable, he uses his clones as personal therapists and helpers so he doesnt show much emotions to the others since he doesnt feel comfortable

- 100% has taken a "am i gay quiz" online (also many others have)

- not scared of bugs, at all, he's willing to spare spiders & any other silly critter but mosquitos & flies are the only exception

- his gem shining is not intentional, he hates it a whole lot and has considered taking it off before deciding to keep it because "its too iconic now"

- Really good friends with the referee, they knew each other way before his career and they chat inbetween matches

- worst cook ever, hes doing his best not to burn down his house

- uses flippity-flappity hand movements while talking,it just comes to him naturally

- has friendly dance-offs with disco kid fairly often, theyre out for blood while playing just dance

- curls up like a cat when sleeping

- jumps around when excited, has to have a moment to calm down

- listens to true crime documentaries when trying to sleep

- unironically good at math (teach me)

[hellowyelloww]

First 2 refs of 4 entities each :D (yes they wear clothes now)

here’s are my headcanons for the 8 entities so far !!(Note that I might add more if I have some in my head. Anyways, enjoy my rare rambles) vvv

Seek, in my opinion, is a rlly powerful entity (in physical strength).

Seek can be weak in strength if you separate it from its slime, but Seek can control its goo to go to it

Seek’s slime grows larger in amount very slowly when it kills a person and turns them into its goo, so, slowly, turns way stronger

Seek has a good relationship with all the Hotel denizens (except GL) so far.

Sometimes Seek reads a book for Figure when it was asked to by Figure, Seek doesn’t mind and does it anyway + Screech would come listen to the story with Figure (how cute)

ofc Seek can shapeshift, but not accurately

Figure is VERY sound sensitive and agoraphobic so it always shuts itself off in the library and quiet is all it wants.

Figure can retract its rib cage and bones in and out whatever it wants, the process doesn’t take long. (don’t ask why)

Figure’s clothes were too short in sleeves and pants for it, so Eyes helps out by extending the sleeves and pants and voila!

Figure hates fires before the update, now hates them even more. After the incident it had some of its outer bones broken and more scars and burn marks around its body.

Figure doesn’t like Rush and Ambush because of their loud noise and destructive presence.

Screech loves watching youtube and play games in it’s ipad. Once got the ipad after killing a player who owns it and uses it for hours. Screech’s Ipad is always on low brightness lvl

Screech has good night vision so roaming in the dark is not a problem for it but sometimes gets disoriented by the light.

Screech found itself father figures, Seek and sometimes Figure

Screech can make a high pitched scream high enough for dogs to hear it

Timothy lived WAY longer than a normal spider should. Entities lived in the hotel for a long time yet this very spider is still around. Presumably it might be an undead spider.

Timothy got its name from a book Rush was reading, the name “Timothy” was found on one page and just wants to stick to it.

Timothy is like the therapist pet in the hotel

Rush was too focused trying to capture players, so it may go to a Dupe door sometimes.

Players shouldn’t go too near to Rush because its black smoke can be toxic to breathe in (just image smelling toxic fumes).

Rush came into existence after Ambush

Rush and Ambush are almost not allowed in Figure’s library :(

Ambush isn’t rlly loud all the time, it just makes those weird vacuum noises when its about to start ambushing players.

Ambush’s aura/hair(?) grows very bright and hot when angry and goes fade, dim, and cold when sad

Sometimes Ambush took capturing intruders seriously especially when they reached passed Door 50, so it always go back and forth to get them, unfortunately it can only try in a few attempts

Like Rush, Ambush would also most likely rush to a Dupe door

Hide and Seek are made out if the same slime.

Hide can transfer multiple of its abilities in many closets at once. But can only show its physical appearance in only one closet.

Hide secretly likes Jack’s company.

Hide mostly listens to an entity’s venting. And Hide, well, hides its sadness and either Seek and Jack tries to help them feel better.

Jack has his red room abilities involuntary (to the player's eyes), if players stay near Jack for too long their vision starts seeing the room and outside turn red, also with a sense of anxiety and fear. Sudden red room is intentionally appeared by Jack and entities are able to see it

Jack and Rush are chaotic besties. Ambush is rlly cool with Jack.

If you encounter a red bedroom, it means Jack sleeps there for the meantime.

not done yet, there’s more entity refs I finished but writing down hcs for them is in the works (It wont take too long)

[octochick]

My personal favela five headcanons (and bonus redstone gang trio ones)

Cellbit - So this wet cat of a man has a Backstory. You know. Born a catboy, occultists took him and experienced on him, ascended, learned some rituals and escaped. Was kinda out of sanity at that time so he kinda became a serial killer, classical Cellbit things. He was indeed rescued by Felps after Alcatraz, and had to get some reeeeealy intense therapy... how Felps found a therapist that would effectively treat him is a mystery, but he did and slowly, Cellbit got better. Nowadays, he looks like a mostly normal man. Mostly thanks to his appearance distortion ritual hiding the biggest part of his scars, the tatoos from when he was a guinea pig to occultists and his cat ears. Oh and he also has faceblindness.

Felps - A Felps from the felpsverse that decided to go on a simple vacation to meets some old friends but was dragged to the island. This Felps is actually a quite important Felps, being the one to bring the Felpses that die outside of the felpsverse back home. Sometimes he likes to substitute for other Felpses (The Fuga Impossível universe doesn’t actually have a Felps, it was this guide Felps the “Felps” there). He used to hang quite a lot around some of the few non-Felps entities back on felpsverse, like Rubens. Physically, he has some small differences that distinguish him from the other Felpses, like how he always walks barefoot and how he can float some centimeters off the ground. He can’t really die, but can be hurt. He bleeds black, has lots of spirals over his whole body, and any chunk of flesh that is ripped out of him turns into goo. He has a small mental link to the greater Felps conscience that sends small bits of information about the other Felpses memories whenever he needs it.

Mike - So Mike started out as a simple slime hybrid, orphan, met Pac at school and the two ran away when they finished 9th grade and did some shit, including going to prison. But well, they get out and try a new life for themselves of scientists, with pretty good results if they do say. Anyways, things got kinda freaky when the two figured out genetic modification. So Pac, at the time a simple human, decided to be reasonable despite Mike’s and his own voice and just did a simple fusion. Now, Mike, very confident that his hybrid status would make him sturdier to more extreme transformations, decided to go a little crazy. First was creeper, complete success. A touch of spider, only for the wall climbing? Yup, splendid. Now... blaze? Blaze fucked things up beyond repair. The blaze dna didn’t interact well with his slime dna, fused into magma cube dna and overwrote a lot of his own genome. He almost died and his body became almost unrecognizable. If analyzed, he is around 1% spider, 5% human, 16% slime, 23% creeper and 55% magma cube nowadays. His body is basically a slime mold, vaguely human in shape, red fading into pink, lightly explosive with large eye spots. Despite this body having its uses, Mike was always used to a human body so he and Pac worked hard to make him a robot body. His body went through lots of versions, and it still is being updated. The most recent version has a digital TV face, fingers that have deployable tools (A staple since the second version), and a complex camouflage system. If you pay attention to the joints, you can see glimpses of his true body.

Pac - So Pac used to be a human, but now he is a third planaria. His leg suffered more than Jesus. Despite the rumors, Cellbit DIDN’T eat his leg. But he did bite it. At first it wasn’t all that bad, excluding the obvious, but he still could walk ok, things just got bad when they returned to land and it got infected so bad the leg had to be amputated, bellow the knee. So one of the first things Tazercraft built when they got their lab was a prosthesis for him. And thing were well and swell, buuuut a lab accident happened and Pac’s leg had to be amputated further, over the knee. New prosthesis, everything ok again. Genetic modification time! Mike’s adventures are already written, but Pac decided think a little bit more about it. He decided to go for planaria, because of their regeneration capabilities. He went, got that planaria dna and almost died. But he survived. His leg, for some miraculous reason, got regenerated, but not perfectly, so nowadays he needs a cane a lot of the time. He does wonder what would happen if he is cut in half, but its better to not think about it too much.

 Now the bonus Viniccius13 and DaviGamerHD because they were for a very long time the only minecraft channels I watched

Viniccus13 - He is something of a demigod, almost omnipresent and omniscient, but only on his home world. He is basically a ginormous redstone circuit, the size of a minecraft world, that reached sentience. He can feel and see through all the redstone that is from his home world, and he can “contaminate” the redstone of other worlds to also do that. His body is completely made out of redstone. Think of him a little like a mushroom. He, the man, is the fruiting body, and the redstone underground is the hypha. But he can’t survive outside of his world for very long, he will simply crumble and loose consciousness. To be able to go to other worlds he uses a stabilizer in the form of sunglasses.

Davi - Davi is a hybrid of deer and dryad, a little of a strange mix. His antlers form a ring over his head like a halo, but they have lots of cracks and fractures, and are also very uneven with different growth patterns, caused by his frequents deaths in Viniccius world. Some of Richarlyson body language reminds Forever of Davi, so he calls Richas Davi as a small joke.

[multiverse-imagines]

Hey howdy hey!

I see you are starting to write fics for trigun! I just started watching the newer anime and a bit of the old as well and it’s great! Vash is my favorite! He’s adorable!

I was wondering if you would do headcanons on what he would look for in a partner or s/o? Not body wise cuz I don’t think he would just anyone on that, but maybe personality wise? Would they be bubbly and goofy or dark and mysterious? Can totally be bender neutral for everyone to enjoy! And if you wanna do both New Vash and OG Vash that’s fine too! I’m ok with whichever or both 😊😊

If that’s not something you feel comfortable doing that’s totally fine and I completely understand! Thank you very much and I really enjoy your fics so far! I hope you continue to do more!!

I see your og Vash vs new Vash and raise you the additional Manga Vash.

MaxVash- Manga Vash

AniVash- ogAnime Vash

StamVash- Tristamp Vash

***For those reading in the future, this is written 3 sub episodes into Tristamp. If anything is inaccurate, it's cuz I haven't seen it yet. No one has. I can't wait to get to know him though.

**Technically spoilers for the manga. Not end fight stuff, but like, final wrap up chapter stuff.

What Vash looks for in an s/o

Overall, Kindness has to be the #1 thing in all 3 Vash's books. His s/o must be kind to everything and everyone wherever possible. Children, Elderly, adults, and even animals all deserve the same respect in his eyes. As much as he would prefer them to be a pacifist like himself, as long as you're not like, straight up murdering in front of him (spiders or otherwise), he should be fine. a kill in the past, or previously working as a bounty hunter or assassin etc, is forgiven, "just no more killing okay?"

All 3 have to quintuple check that you're 1,000% okay with living a life where you can never ever settle down. You'll always be on the run, never staying in one place, and unable to make many real friends. You'll essentially only have each other. So many people have turned against these boys, and they want to know you completely understand what this life will be giving you. 

General personality isn't necessarily a barrier to him. He can get along with basically anyone. They obviously have to treat him kindly, be respectful, and be able to handle his goofy antics in stride. From playing with the neighborhood kids, to partying at the local bar, they gotta keep up. They don't have to participate, but knowing that that's where Vash spends a lot of his time without being upset about it is important.

They also have to be able to handle the trauma these boys have stuffed in them. Not to be his therapist, but let him cry about the shit in his past, losing his friends, etc and then never bring it up unless he asks. 

I think AniVash would enjoy the contrast of someone scruffy, rough, and a little edgy, because they can keep him grounded, and see angles he can't. He's very stubborn, so sometimes someone who can knock him out of his rooted ways of thinking would be relatively healthy for him. 

StamVash, however, would prefer someone bubbly and big into self care, because he kind of seems stuck in his own pity party, and needs someone to pull him out. He needs to see the good that he's done where he has so far. 

MaxVash would want someone to hold him and unapologetically wants someone to take care of him. By the end of the Manga, He's so tired, even though he can't show it. He's been searching for his brother, he has used up all of his power, and he's at the end of his life. He's been fighting for so long, and even after he's essentially saved the planet, he still has a gigantic bounty in his head.

Bounty hunters and the Space military are still after him for what happened at the end of the manga. Even the Insurance girls- I'm sorry, Reporter girls are after him to get the scoop for their TV series! He just wants to sleep. He's tired of being on the run because he has to, and he wants someone to take care of him now. 

In reality though, MaxVash would never really admit to that. He also wants to show you off to his friends. The group of you Him, Milly, Meryl and Livio can just go to a bar, get drunk, and have a good time. Maybe even with Knives joining them, and no one giving two shits about his bounty. 

AniVash would want someone to keep him company. His journey is full of a lot more travel, and he seems like he just needs someone to play cards with, chess, and have intellectual conversations with. And, not that you'd be playing therapist by any means, but he wants someone to talk about his time before July. Sort out some thoughts, and have an outside opinion.

StamVash seems like he needs someone who will simply stick by him, no matter what. In the third episode, he didn't even hesitate when he was told to leave. Just picked up his bag that happened to be at his feet in the wreckage and left. I think at this point yes looking for companionship, and someone to actually live in his world with him. Someone who shares his efforts in stopping Knives from taking the plants from humans, and doesn't have to hide anything from.