#spn 4x12

[jensensitive]

a ruby

[limbel]

im eating handfuls of glass

[captainchilly]

TIMESTAMP ROULETTE - SUPERNATURAL (2/327) ↳ 4.12 - CRISS ANGEL IS A DOUCHE BAG

[becauseofthebowties]

4.12 - Criss Angel Is a Douchebag

[shirtlesssammy]

Dean Winchester every day -- 72/326

Supernatural 4x12//Criss Angel is a Douchebag

[deanablack]

Sam: You think we will die before we get old?

Dean: Haven't we both already?

[spnyouresostupid]

btw what's your safe word?

[intrn37]

Jesus

I’m watching the Supernatural episode with the three old wizard dudes and the environment is just so homoerotic

[stealingdeansgender]

IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS UP THE HAUNTED BY HUMAN HORRORS EPISODE WITH FUCKING CRISS ANGEL IS A DOUCHEBAG. nobody was doing it like these bastards at spn dot cw

[bexfangirlforlife]

JerBear bi!Dean truthing part 3 😄 - the chief

From this video (starting 07:26)

Bonus: later when Dean said his whole "i don't wanna talk about this" spiel, Jer said "Told you he stayed" (it's not in the yt version though)

(part 1) (part 2)

[watchingspnagain]

Rewatching Criss Angel Is a Douche Bag

Welcome to “Abracadabra or Whatever: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!

Up today, s4e12: Criss Angel Is a Douche Bag.

“The boys investigate a series of strange deaths at a magic (as in tricks and shows) convention, and they may have met their matches in three seasoned and weathered and jaded and not-to-be-underestimated veteran magicians. It turns out that one of the trio of old friends has discovered Real Magic and is using it in a bid for immortality. Will his friends choose living forever with him or to doing the Right Thing? LOTS of parallels here between the story of the three magicians and our two brothers, weighing lifestyle choices and doing what is right vs what is easy, dying young while fighting the fight or trying for a long life. Maaaaybe the writers of the last episode should have revisited this one? *sigh*”

Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.

[and we begin:]

Lor:

Lance needs to drown in his drink

Mace:

Yep

Mace:

that is the mayor of NYC, sir. Show some respect

Lor:

lol

Lor:

okay, the dude on stage *is* a jerk but it's not because of his eyeliner. his eyeliner is lovely

Mace:

Ha!

Lor:

byyyye, Lance

Mace:

So sad

Lor:

Tears in my beer

Mace:

snork

Mace:

he may be a douchebag but he’s a cute one

Lor:

right?

Lor:

omg Dean's eyebrows. and then Sam's face!

Mace:

YES

Mace:

“It was a phase” yeah, right, Sammy. It’s okay - own up to your hobby

Lor:

yeah, it's okay, Sammy, we won't judge. show us your tricks

Lor:

I love that Dean is OFFENDED

Mace:

yeah

Lor:

oh, Lance's name is Vance. improves nothing

Mace:

I see no difference

Lor:

exactly

Mace:

Dean fits right in with the old dudes

Lor:

aww, Dean and the old dude

Mace:

adorable

Lor:

HAHAHAHA

Mace:

YES

Lor:

did they just send him to nowhere?

Mace:

of course not they’re good dudes

Mace:

he’s gonna touch something

Lor:

always

Lor:

oh wait is it the BDSM dude?

Lor:

yep

Mace:

oh has there been a misunderstanding, Dean? Has there?

Lor:

yes HAS THERE?

Lor:

the only misunderstanding is that that's not the Dom he wants

Mace:

omg sam and those rolled sleeves

Lor:

YES

Lor:

and now his hands in his pocketsesss

Mace:

YES

Lor:

aw, lookit the Lying Brothers

Mace:

they’re just scamps

Lor:

"we con people for a living, son"

Mace:

YAS

Mace:

“rings and doves and…rings”

Mace:

smooth, Dean. Smooth

Lor:

aw, he's still all flustered. not on his game

Lor:

omg anytime they do a hovering inanimate object like this is just makes me laugh

Mace:

snork

Lor:

oh hello Dean's hands with the ring

Mace:

YES

Lor:

oh boys

Mace:

ooof, Dean “I hope I die before I get old"

Lor:

someone please hold him

Lor:

ooof the way he says "Sammy"

Mace:

yeah

Lor:

omg Sam cross your arms like that more often please

Mace:

YES

Lor:

omg the peering around the corner together

Mace:

YES

Lor:

um, boys

Lor:

do they really think tying him up is going keep him?

Mace:

snork

Lor:

"guess we shoulda seen that one coming" correct, Dean

Mace:

yep

Mace:

i love the parallels between these old magic “brothers”

Mace:

and sam and dean

Lor:

YES

Lor:

"everything he owns is in this room"

Lor:

well that resonates with the boys

Mace:

yep

Mace:

there are parallels between what Sammy’s doing with Ruby here, too, and Dean’s sense of betrayal

Lor:

YES

Mace:

Fuck 932

Mace:

“what’s the price tag on immortality”

Lor:

ALWAYS

Lor:

omg Cocoon

Mace:

HA

Lor:

maybe someone could cut down that one stranger?!

Lor:

THANK you

Mace:

HA

Mace:

he’s fine

Lor:

it's good to know that he can strangle for minutes and be just fine but a little rebar to the back noooooo

Mace:

well, he may have had some conditioning with the minor strangling earlier in the week...

Lor:

snork

Lor:

the parallel stick is out again

Mace:

yep

Lor:

oh Sammy don't reject Dean's offer to get a beer sads

Mace:

right?

Mace:

ooooof

Lor:

man that was another really good fuck 327 right there

Mace:

YEP

[chromations]

Whos to say dean didn't take the chief up on sex in s4e12?

[mlobsters]

supernatural s4e12 criss angel is a douche bag

all right maybe you know him from the rocky horror picture show, but honestly hey i know you from spin city.

barry bostwick in the rocky horror picture show (1975) & spin city (1996) (his character was literally "the mayor", no name)

okay so he had a very small part in riverdale! but honestly he reminds me of this guy on tiktok for some reason 😂

riverdale s1e9 chapter nine: le grande illusion - alex zahara as uncle bedford

casting call for all the red haired folks to populate this cursed town

bold move having the knockoff criss angel in universe that criss angel exists, and straight up naming your episode criss angel is a douche bag. two words, apparently.

*heavy sigh* now you don't be a douchebag, dean. no homo, we got it.

DEAN

Man...hope I die before I get old. Whole thing seems brutal, don't it?

not cool. think that's enough for me today.

[becauseofthebowties]

DEAN WINCHESTER IN EVERY EPISODE ↳ 4.12 - Criss Angel Is a Douchebag

[thisisapaige]

Oh no. Oh no. Dean's sure he's gonna die young and and and 😭

[mythic-hunter]

dean saying he hopes he dies before he gets old in 4x12 really hurts knowing that he actually does