#stationary ninja

[pristine-starlight]

loving the amount of proteas i've been running into thanks to the twitch drop

i hope most ppl levelling her come to enjoy her beyond just "free mastery"

[capyfroyo]

IN DEPTH ANALYSIS. /j. /srs

Idk interpret how you wish.

In this short snippet from a recent dragons rising trailer, you can see Cole resting his hand on Zanes chest while they smile at eachother. This is a small moment, easily missed, but it is quite influential. During this scene, the background is quite influential on the tone, that is set immediately by the ninjas face expressions. Zane is looking at Cole with a confident smile, his eye squinting. Cole is looking at zane with a sideways sort of grin, his eyes also slightly squinted, and most importantly his eyebrows a sort of furrowed. He, on a contrast to Zane, is portrayed with a complexion of uncertainty. This is seen quite often on Cole with other intimate moments with the ninja, it is nothing too out of place. It is the collective contrast of this entire scene that brings it together.

Something interesting one can notice when looking at this moment is the background in which the two of them are placed. Cole stands in front of a leafy plant, a quite large one. He is also on the much more shadowy area of the room. Zane stands in front of a shoji door or wall. Shoji is a staple traditional japanese architecture- a wall that is flexible and can be moved, replaced and stowed away quite easily. It uses almost paper-like material for openings in order for light to be able to seep through easily.

Once again, there is contrast between Cole and Zane. Black and white. Cole is in a dark corner of the room. He is stationary, like the plant. He is grounded- just like his element. His feelings are the most fleeting thing about him. Zane is positioned in the light of the room. He is fluid, he is moving. Like his element. The most stationary thing about him are his feelings- he is a robot after all. He is portrayed with less emotional intelligence than normal, he is capable of blocking all emotion.

Their contrast cold make them perfect, balance them out, But there is too much of it. Cole does not care for flight. He cares for safety. Comfort in home, comfort in forever knowing what is next. Zane does not care for static. He cares for safety. Comfort in making nobody know where he is next.

Coles feelings are perhaps momentary, but only in place. They last forever, but never in the same spot. He needs someone of contrast. Someone whose mind is grounded. He gazes a Zane, admiring him. He touches his chest, feels is automatic breathing. His automatic heart. One that wont understand his need for movement, for in its nature it seems illogical. It doesn’t take a nindroid to see. But Cole cant help it.

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there was a sore feeling in lloyd's heart when they finally departed from the girls' place, one that made him long to be at his sisters' for at the least a few more moments or even just a second. disappointment dragged down his lips into a frown before he decided on shifting to make himself comfortable. green eyes set onto the stationary road beside him, mindlessly watching the bystanders in his life move along in their own without much worry for his.

not that they cared any more if they knew it was him.

lloyd subconsciously leaned against the door, tired eyes still were kept trained on the now blurry roads of the city streets while he consciously fought back a yawn threatening to break his attention. he swallowed down the yawn with some successful effort before sighing quickly after. the blond then moved to lean against the seat instead of the window, moving his head to rest on jay's shoulder who laid his own on the younger's.

the muffled and soft sound of the older boy's heartbeat calmed his thoughts, subtle but effective enough to bring him back to his very much normal-at-the-moment reality.

"soooo?" jay whispered above a breath to make sure he didn't wake anyone up (cole sat in the front passenger seat to keep zane company while he drove but he fell asleep after kai did a little after when they left the road the girls were staying). he ruffled lloyd's hair before dropping the hand to the boy's lap to hold one of his own. "how you doing?"

lloyd squeezed the brunet's hand softly, lightly purring into the jacket covering his shoulder with a nuzzle of his nose. "okay," it was a soft mumble, but jay hummed back in a delicate tone.

he didn't think his disappointment was worth the mention. of course he would feel so, lloyd only found his old friend after years and all that time lost needed some catching up. he felt something similar when they first left the outskirts, but the shadowy emotion lurked in something else while beside his thought of disappointment.

the boy peeked over jay's shoulder to catch a quick glance at his phone. jay smiled while sparing a quick glance down to lloyd, tilting his phone to lloyd to show the flashy colours belonging to edits of the secret ninja force the public managed make from the choppy clips filmed during some attacks and some better ones from impromptu interviews all courtesy of NGTV news.

jay himself never really understood why, but he enjoyed watching the silly edits of the city's ninja from time to time. it did kill time and he did have an addiction to the incredibly addictive tiktok.

the bright blues and white swirled back and forth, the edit was of the lightning ninja that switched back and forth from good old fighting to some interviews, the one in question was particularly a popular vlog, done by some kid that managed to show up at all the right times.

"hey, aren't those nelson's videos?" lloyd quietly asked, shifting to see the phone a little better. jay hummed, agreeing quietly before opening the comments and mindlessly scroll through them. "yeah, he has some of the best quality clips when yk? we are fighting nine out of ten times we do show up." lloyd nodded slightly, going back to watching whatever edit played next.

"aw, they like me!" jay quietly exclaimed with a wide and happy smile at the thought, informing the driver (who seemingly went into auto pilot for a moment) of a random comment from the following video's comment section he liked before giving it his own verbal one and going back to scrolling aimlessly. the soft phonk music turned to gentler ones and back, switching to and forward between all sorts of genres before stopping shortly and starting up again.

the feeling didn't leave while lloyd tried hard to concentrate on whatever was playing on jay's phone even if most of it was bright, flashy colours. it lingered and mixed with the tiredness marching through his body uninvitingly.

lloyd sighed again, choosing to close his eyes and enjoying the peace of the trip back home after the light began to lose its hold on his attention. the eye hurting array colours mixed with dark that surrounded his closed eyes. fortunately, it didn't bother him too much. slowly he finally succumbing asleep on jay's shoulder, still partially attached to his brother's side.

"g'night, kid," jay murmured, knowing lloyd barely heard him in his sleepy daze, before switching his phone off and resting his head against lloyd's again and trying to catch up on his lack of shut eye himself.

maybe if he slept, lloyd thought, that pit in his gut would go away?

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[mcmystery]

Ninja Blake is sneaking her way into all your stationary goods! And hopefully not your copy of "Ninjas of Love" book..

Only for a limited time on my etsy shop!

[blooming-violets]

Hi! This isn't a request but how do you think Peter would react to reader being a Funeral Director? Let's say it's like a blind date (set up by Auntie May ofc). Im asking because a good amount of your fics that you write with Peter revolve around death- weather it being Ben's, Gwen's, and/or what he see's around just being Spider-Man.

Lol this is coming from someone who's about to get their license to become a f.d if you couldn't tell :)

omg over a decade ago i used to roleplay with an oc who was my dark humored, lil goth queen and she was studying to become a funeral director and even though it was so long ago, once an oc, always an oc. she still lives up in my brain with the rest of every other character i've ever created in my life time. i'm going to channel her energy into my soul for this one

Ok, so! I love this.

(using gender neutral "they/them" for this character)

This might sound slightly gruesome but I'm going with it! May is getting a little older in age. Nothing crazy but she's a realist and she wants to be extra prepared when it's her time to go because she doesn't want to burden Peter with such things. She knows what it's like to go through the entire process of burying a dead loved one when you are in the middle of the worst grief of your life. She doesn't want Peter to have to make any of those choices like where to go and what casket to chose. She's a planner and is going to keep nurturing her boy even after death.

Soo she starts doing the rounds of looking into funeral homes, types of caskets, potential flower arrangements, details for the service, how she wants her body to be prepared...she's got it all figured out and in a binder with laminated pages. And she's having the time of her life doing all this because any chance to pull out some stationary is a good day in her book.

Peter freaks when he finds out because that's his girl and he refuses to let her die ever. But she calms him down by reminding him that death can happen to anyone, at any time, and she wants to be prepared for him. All he will have to do is hand over this binder to the director and they can do the heavy lifting so he can just take time to grieve. He's still not happy about it. Aunt May will never die. He doesn't even want to entertain the idea that it's a possibility even twenty years from now.

But then she throws in a lil twist.

"Oh, by the way, Peter...you have a date next Saturday night. I set you up with the director of the parlor. They were just lovely! So accommodating, so funny, absolutely gorgeous, not anything like I was expecting. I told them I had a nephew who was single. Showed them a picture of you. You know that picture I took last summer of you at the beach eating a Ninja Turtle popsicle next to the ice cream truck? I just love that picture...reminds me of when you were a boy...anyway, they agreed to meet up with you! Isn't that wonderful?"

And he's standing there speechless and mortified because only Aunt May would start prematurely planning for her death and then go around showing embarrassing, shirtless pics of him to his potential suitors...who are also helping her plan for her death. He tries to refuse to go but it's May and you can't say no to her. She will always win.

She picks out his best outfit for him and makes sure he's all dolled up (also to be sure he actually goes through with the date and doesn't bail).

He's shocked at how young and attractive they are when he meets them. Even though May insisted they would be a good match, he still was picturing some creepy old, sickly pale, skeletal man wear a dark suit. He's been dating a bit lately but nothing really sticks. This date feels different. He starts off by making a dark joke about dating the person who's going to bury his (still very much alive) aunt. Which gets a laugh from the both of them. They start in on how lovely it was to meet her and how she brightened up the house when she came for a meeting. And Peter talks about how baffled he was to find out she was even doing all that in the first place. He would have gone with her or been more than willing take care of everything. But they insist that May was adamant on doing it on her own. Peter asks a lot of questions on why they would ever want to go into this line of work but they just laugh it off. They're helping people, even after death. Helping their loved ones have the best final goodbye they can have.

The first date flows smoothly. They both try to avoid the death talk after the first few minutes and keep things light and happy. Peter is unknowingly smitten at the time but finds that once he goes home for the night, he can't stop thinking about them.

A second date is soon to follow. And a third. And fourth. And so on until they are officially dating.

I think as they get more comfortable with each other and open up to each other more, Peter will start to reveal how badly of a relationship he has with death. Reader has a healthy outlook on it. They don't mind taking care of the dead. They enjoy being able to provide that kind of service. Nothing really turns their stomach at this point. Peter can't remember much about his parents or their funerals, Uncle Ben's was a blur, and Gwen's is blackened out from his memory. It really upsets him to picture Reader doing any kind of body preparation. He keeps having intrusive thoughts about them working on Gwen's corpse and it kinda fucks him up. (They obviously weren't the one's who did that but his mind is putting the two people he cares about together without reason). Sometimes it makes it hard for him to look at them. It causes tension in the relationship. He starts to resent that they do that job. He think that they are "better than that" and they should leave that sort of job to someone else. He thinks it's gross and upsetting.

Reader would take massive offense to that. They love what they do. It's very important to them. Peter keeps not being able to hear what they're saying and is throwing his own uncomfortable attitude into the mix. They represent death to him and he hates death. Almost like they're a constant reminder of everyone he loved who has died. Cue the climaxy fight part where they separate for a bit in order for the growth to happen. Peter goes off to sulk and eventually ends up on May's doorsteps like a lost, sad puppy.

He'd need to go have a heart to heart talk with her about why he feels so uncomfortable dating someone who is so close to death. She'd talk about his past traumas, losing so many loved ones, and how he never allowed himself to put those people to rest. That's what Reader does. They helps other's put their loved one's to rest. And that frightens Peter because he's afraid of letting go. They represent someone who is at peace with themselves and Peter is living in a constant state of turmoil. In order to love properly again, he has to let go of the past. Reader can become a healthy path forward but only if Peter is able to cut off the baggage that is holding him back.

He'd let that talk sink in for a few days until he finally crawls his way back to their home with a box of their favorite chocolates (not flowers because they've seen enough flowers to last them their entire life time). He's met with nothing but a gentle smile and open arms. He'd open up to better explain himself to them so they can understand where he's coming from and see into his past. It's a healing moment for him to overcome.

Over time he'd warm up more and more to the idea of them working so closely to death. They both like to lighten any dark moods with some terrible jokes and dumb comments. A lot of silly ghost/ haunting talks. A lot him questing them about things. Like if guys can get an erection after death. Or what exactly is embalming fluid (bc he likes science-y things). And trying to find out the craziest things they ever experienced while working. They have endless stories to share so there's never a dull moment.

And when they finally find out about Mr. Parker and his big, giant Spider-Man secret, they threaten Peter that he better never end up on their table or else they'll mutilate his corpse by cutting off his dick and keeping it in a jar. (too dark? lmao not for them!)

Peter loves it. It makes him feel loved.

[inosakutema]

↳ 𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐀 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝

Do you know about the signature techniques of Ino Yamanaka, Sakura Haruno and Temari? Each one has a distinctive jutsu that makes them special, from different ranges and utility in the battlefield, to family traditions and difficulty.

The three kunoichi are versatile in their own way and are experts of these techniques.

Learn everything about the Mind Body Switch, Cherry Blossom Impact and Sickle Weasel. All information comes from the official Naruto databooks, manga and official Wiki.

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⇨ INO YAMANAKA'S MIND BODY SWITCH: the heart and soul of the Yamanaka family.

The Mind Body Switch technique or Mind Transfer jutsu, is the signature technique of Ino Yamanaka and members from the Yamanaka family.

This technique is considered Hiden ninjutsu or Hijutsu, which are secret techniques that are transmitted from generation to generation from parents to children of the same family. This means that these techniques can be taught to anyone who is eligible to use them.

The Yamanaka family uses chakra and mental energy to perform it, which means that it falls into the category of Ninjutsu through Yin Release.

Using a special hand seal that binds the index and middle fingers together and the thumbs, Ino releases her own mind, forcing it into the subject thus usurping the opponents body.

Their consciousness moves slowly towards the target and travels in a straight line. If Ino misses her target, it will take her several minutes to regain consciousness. To prevent this from happening, the Mind Body Switch should only be used against targets that are stationary or have been restrained. 

However, the risk is great. Because it propels all of Ino's mental energy, the shooting range and number of hits are considerably limited without a source of external chakra. Should the jutsu succeed, the possessed body of the opponent is hers to manipulate as she pleases but that means her own body is left defenseless during its utilization and unsuited to face multiple opponents or without aid. On top of that, damage to the possessed body will be reflected on Ino's real body and therefore not suited to defeat enemies.

Shikamaru protects Ino's vulnerable body.

For this reason, it must be used in InoShikaCho formations when Shikamaru has immobilized the enemy. Otherwise, she needs someone to guard and protect her body when she uses her technique.

Originally, this technique was developed for intelligence-gathering missions rather than suited for battle. Ino can take advantage of the target's physical and sensory abilities, such as a bird's flight to recon an area to locate enemies or obtain information that would normally be inaccessible for her, such as copying Sakura Haruno's exam answers.

Ino uses Sakura to copy in the Chūnin Exams. Ino uses a bird to find the Akatsuki members.

Although her teammate Chōji Akimichi once said that it is very difficult to escape from Mind Body Switch, it is possible in some cases.

Generally, the technique lasts until Ino chooses to release it; however, if Ino is low on chakra or targets with strong wills, such as Sakura Haruno, or more powerful chakra such as Obito Uchiha, can force users from her control.

Inner-Sakura and Obito release Mind Body Switch.

Due to her low chakra, Ino could not fully control her opponent Sakura in the preliminaries. Inside her rival's mind, Ino fought for control, but it was Sakura's inner stronger will of her own what beat the jutsu. It must also be said that Sakura was low on chakra after her fight against three Sound ninja and had gone several days without sleep to protect her teammates.

Likewise, Obito's powerful chakra and strength prevented total control over his body to immobilize him. He quickly noticed Ino's presence in his body and shook her off without effort.

However, Ino was successful in controlling Obito for a few moments and cause him enough confusion to quickly to deflect a Tailed Beast bomb in a few seconds. She was also able to control Kinkaku who was using some of Kurama's chakra.

Ino controls Kinkaku.

These characteristics of Mind Body Switch make it a supplementary jutsu of short-mid range and C-rank or chūnin level. Ino has displayed the ability to perform it from long ranges with aid.

Additionally, the rest of the techniques of the Yamanaka family also derive from this particular technique and all belong to Yin Release energy, such as Inoichi Yamanaka's signature Mind Body Disturbance jutsu or Fū Yamanaka's signature Mind Puppet Switch Curse Seal jutsu, each member having their own technique.

Their Mind Body Transmission Technique and Psycho Mind Transmission is also based on projecting mental energy to others to access their minds and communicate telepathically or read their memories, such as Mind Body Switch and the like.

Ino's mastery, her reaction speed, the ability to control her enemy in seconds before they cancel her jutsu and the distance with which she can perform it currently make her the best user of Mind Body Switch of her family.

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⇨ SAKURA HARUNO'S CHERRY BLOSSOM IMPACT: A jutsu only for the strongest kunoichi.

The Cherry Blossom Impact technique, Cherry Blossom Clash jutsu or Sakura Strike, is the signature technique unique to Sakura Haruno and her daughter Sarada Uchiha.

This technique derives from chakra control applied to superhuman strength or monster strength, which complements ninjutsu and medical ninjutsu with taijutsu. This superhuman strength is the basis of Sakura's Cherry Blossom Impact and Tsunade's Heavenly Foot of Pain technique.

Superhuman strength is the application of refined chakra control used in medical ninjutsu for combat use. The chakra is accumulated in any part of the body, increasing its strength and durability, to perform deadly blows or self protection. In Sakura's case, she accumulates it in her fists for use in conjunction with her taijutsu.

The use of this chakra control technique is extremely difficult and only applies to the best medical ninja. This is why only Tsunade and her disciple Sakura Haruno can use this technique of superhuman strength. In Sarada's case, she inherited it directly from her mother.

The three kunoichi use chakra and taijutsu to perform it, which means that it falls into the category of Ninjutsu through Medical Ninjutsu and Taijutsu.

The Cherry Blossom Impact is an adaptation of medical ninjutsu that requires delicate chakra control and concentration on a greater level. Chakra of the greatest intensity kneaded instantaneously in the body is concentrated in its entirety in the right or left fist and released at once at the moment of impact with the target, which requires concentration and control.

Sakura defeats multiple Ten-Tail clones and defeats an enemy in one blow.

The ground struck by the fist is pulverized by the immense impact, sending minute particles scattering through the air like flower petals. One punch can easily pulverize even a boulder, unalive opponents with a single strike, knock down several targets at once and cause collateral damage to the surroundings.

She has easily smashed the ground several times for combat or look for targets, destroyed giant rocks, shatter puppets into pieces, punched giant cubes made of magnetic steel out of her way, broken Kaguya Ōtsutsuki's horn and cause her damage in the face and destroyed a target's internal organs in one blow.

With outstanding ability, Sakura dodges attacks from hundreds of enemies at once. The ability to evade enemy attacks was one of the most important things Sakura learned during her apprenticeship, Tsunade explained the importance of evasion skills and gave her pupil special trainig. The training for this application is quite arduous, as the Sannin and Hokage Tsunade repeatedly came at Sakura with full force to help her learn.

Sakura dodges and fights Sasori's puppets at the same time.

Dodging and continuing her attack with Cherry Blossom Impact is one of Sakura's specialties, like fighting the numerous puppets from Sasori and the dozens of Toneri Ōtsutsuki puppets powered by the Tenseigan.

To speak of the use of superhuman strength, we must also speak of the jutsu from which it derives: Medical Ninjutsu.

Mastering medical ninjutsu is extremely difficult since one must be able to delicately control chakra as well as have extensive knowledge and perseverance. This art is considered Yang Release.

In order to apply medical ninjutsu in the midst of battle, one must have considerable skills. For Sakura, being able to apply medical ninjutsu in battle and in her taijutsu is an easy task. A feat that even Shizune could not achieve with her seniority as Tsunade's other disciple.

Sakura self heals in battle. Sakura's chakra infused fist against Toneri's puppets.

These characteristics of Cherry Blossom Impact make it an offensive jutsu of short-mid range and C-rank or chūnin level. Because of the use of Medical Ninjutsu it can be considered an A-rank or beyond jōnin level technique.

Medical ninja of Sakura and Tsunade's level apply chakra control and Medical Ninjutsu to techniques freely, while other medical ninja would find it too difficult and opt to perform regular medical ninjutsu. The rest of taijutsu-applied Medical Ninjutsu techniques or chakra enhanced strength techniques like Tsunade's Heavenly Foot of Pain use the same method.

However, their Strength of a Hundred Seal and Summoning Technique: Katsuyu do derive from chakra control but with S-rank difficulty, as well as Sakura's sealing and sensory techniques.

Sakura's mastery, her application in different fields and her superior chakra control applied to strength make her the strongest kunoichi and the best medical ninja in the world, surpassing her master at 17 years old.

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⇨ TEMARI'S SICKLE WEASEL: the wind that blows the entire universe away.

The Sickle Weasel technique or Wind Scythe jutsu, is the signature technique of Temari and possibly Wind Release users of Sunagakure.

This technique is not officially considered Hiden ninjutsu, although only the native inhabitants of the Land of the Wind and Sunagakure use this technique in this special way.

Temari uses chakra and the element Wind to perform it, which means that it falls into the category of Ninjutsu through Wind Release.

Through the use of her Giant Folding Fan, Temari creates a whirlwind of blades.

Tessenjutsu is a skill generally taught in Sunagakure and it makes this jutsu fall into the category of Bukijutsu and Tessenjutsu.

Temari's Giant Folding Fan is a reference to the Japanese war fan, known as Tessen. The fan is made of metal and has three purple circles inside that she calls stars. The strength of the gusts of wind he creates is measured by how open the fan is and how many stars are shown at the moment he performs the jutsu: one star is the weakest, three the strongest.

Temari can use her fan to fly and glide for a few seconds.

The large size of the fan means that Temari can use it to protect her body against weapons or physical attacks, to glide in the air or as a club. It can also deflect kunai and shuriken when opened and can be lodged in the ground for balance or measure an area.

By freely manipulating the gale brought forth by her giant fan, the many air currents collide and create vacuum pockets. The person enveloped by this gale is assaulted by countless invisible blades, carving up their body. Also, the strong wind power will blow away any incoming projectile weapons and will even make the opponent unable to stay on their feet.

The intensity of the wind created by the fan.

This jutsu is adaptable and requires precise control.

Temari can control the form that the winds take, such as by making them into a tornado that lifts targets into the air. She can also alter the intensity of the wind's cutting power, such as by having them cut open a samurai's armor without harming the samurai inside and deflect genjutsu waves.

The invisible blades created by the air turbulence slash at the surface of a large tree, being able to destroy an entire forest within seconds. The sound echoes like an extremely sharp knife.

The strength of the wind can be increased substantially.

Temari can create hurricane winds and increase the range of her technique to a higher range. She can also join forces with other tessenjutsu users and deflect Ten-Tail bombs.

Additionally, the rest of the tessenjutsu techniques also derive from this particular technique, such as her other signature Great Sickle Weasel jutsu or Cast Net and Great Cast Net. Her Summoning Technique: Kamatari also uses this jutsu and its named after this yōkai.

These characteristics of Sickle Weasel make it an offensive jutsu of short-mid range and C-rank or chūnin level. Because of the vast range of the different stars of the Tessen it can be considered an all-ranges technique.

Temari's mastery, her proficiency in tessenjutsu and Wind Release techniques and her versatility make her the best Wind user of Sunagakure and possibly the world.

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[stick-by-me]

How do you organize/store your stickers? :o

My friend. You have opened a whole Can of Worms*. I shall gladly answer your question, sorry it took so long I had to figure out how to do it with a ten picture limit asdfghjkl

*Worms would be located under "Wild Animals -> Bugs" or alternatively "Individuals -> Mostly Wild Animals -> Non-Butterfly Bugs"

So first off.

The sticker bins themselves are mostly kept in my closet, though the ones I use the most (Individuals, Domestic Animals, and Food/Garden) are kept under my bed for easy access.

I have 14 bins of stickers total (though I'll be honest some of them are getting Very Full and I probably need to get some more). Each bin has its own category, though many have subcategories. And they're all approximately shoebox sized.

Early Year Holidays/Seasons (New Year's, Winter, Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Spring, Fourth of July, and Summer)

Late Year Holidays/Seasons (Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Fall)

Latest Year Holidays/Seasons (Christmas and Christian stickers)

Shapes/Patterns (Hearts, Stars, Smiley faces, Other Shapes™, Borders, and Words and Affirmations)

Wild Animals (Sea Creatures, Bugs, Woodland Creatures, Other Creatures™, Bears, and Dinosaurs. Admittedly the subcategories for this one are kinda wack)

Domestic Animals (Dogs, Cats, Bunnies, Rodents, and Farm Animals)

Miscellaneous (...I have a different diagram to explain the subcategories here)

Non-Disney Characters/Logos (Characters My Brothers Like, Scooby Doo, Superheroes, ""Girly"" Characters, Colleges, and Various Other Trademarked Stickers)

Disney Characters/Alphabet (Muppets, Mickey & Friends, Princesses, Fairies, and Alphabet. Weird combo I know but I have a surprising number of Disney alphabet stickers)

Food/Garden (Ice Cream, Candy, Cupcakes, Fruit, Fast Food, Other Food, Flowers, Other Plants, and Gardening)

Weird Shaped Packages (no real subcategories but this is where I keep Sticker Books and Sticker Flake Packages)

Individuals (I have another diagram for the subcategories here)

Mrs. Grossman's Sticker Club Part 1

Mrs. Grossman's Sticker Club Part 2

(Note that I hope to organize the Mrs. Grossman's Sticker Club stickers into their respective categories before I leave for college but that may or may not actually occur :P)

The Miscellaneous tote is an organized, if lawless, land. Here are the subcategories for it!

(I wanted to color code the text but Tumblr only has like 7 colors 😔)

Maroon: Stationary/School

Red: Music/Theatre

Pink: Travel/Countries

Magenta: Modes of Travel

Orange: SPACE!!

Yellow: Science/Technology

Gold: True Miscellaneous/Pretty Things

Bright Green: Fantasy

Forest Green: Sports

Teal: People/Occupations (ie clowns, cowboys, ninjas, etc.)

Cyan: "Girly" Things (ballerinas, teacups, purses, etc.)

Royal Blue: Parts of People (eyeballs, mostly)

Indigo: Games/ Toys

Purple: Baby/Birthday

Then there's the Individuals tote. "Individuals" basically refers to any sticker that is smaller than your average sheet that I'm worried would get lost in a big tote. This includes sticker mods, stickers off a roll, sticker flakes, anything cut out of a larger sheets, water bottle/laptop stickers, and just. Small sticker sheets.

I, apparently, have 20 main snack bags, each with several subcategories (though there's enough of them that I'll leave most of them to your imagination rather than list them all XD). Most of them mirror the categories of the big totes, but some are unique.

A: Shapes/Patterns

B: Nature (includes weather, plants, and beach stickers)

C: Miscellaneous 1 (art and travel focused)

D: Miscellaneous 2 ("true" miscellaneous)

E: Miscellaneous 3 (school and science focused)

F: Early Year Holidays/Seasons (Winter-Summer) + Birthday

G: Late Year Holidays/Seasons (Fall-Winter)

H: Food/Scratch and Sniff

I: Domestic Animals

J: Mostly Domesticated Animals

K: Mostly Wild Animals

L: Wild Animals

M: Zoo Animals**

N: Bears

O: Disney Characters

P: Non-Disney Characters

Q: Logos/Companies

R: Words and Affirmations

S: Water Bottle Stickers Overflow (they physically don't fit in the other bags)

T: Tile Stickers

**Zoo Animals is different than Wild Animals in that "Zoo Animals" means the sticker has one particular animal instead of an assortment of different animals (which falls under "Wild Animals".) Yes it's very arbitrary. All the animal distinctions are tbh.

Of course, putting the stickers under my bed and in my closet means I don't get to admire them very often. To counteract this I have a display board I put some new/seasonal/favorite stickers on.

Currently on display I have a Discowing sticker, a summer sticker mod, and a sticker sheet from my penpal when she visited (plus some bonus sticky notes from the penpal as well).

Since I'm sure you're wondering, the stuffed rabbits are named, from left to right, Blueberry (made by a friend!), Snorb (also made by a friend!), Mocha, Mellie, York, and Spotty.

Of course not every sticker I get is fortunate enough to have a backing. Sometimes I'll get stickers from the supermarket or I'll peel them off a package and I know they'd never survive in the bins, so they go in the Hello Kitty sticker book!

I've had this thing since I was like 4. I'm a little bit obsessed if I'm being honest. She's never let me down.

And that's the important stuff for stickers! Though I wanted to show off my other stationary, too.

I keep all my miscellaneous scrapbooking materials/stationary in a Batman lunch tin. All of my letters and envelopes are in an old shoebox. Both are stationed at the end of my comic book shelf! The tin and the assorted letter sets are hidden behind the two Batman stuffies :P

.....does that answer your question? :D

[sentinelpri]

Ten Years

Since his promotion to Kazekage at fifteen years old, Gaara has received a letter with a gift on the anniversary of his promotion each following year. Just like every letter of adoration he’s received since becoming Kazekage, he keeps them, but these letters are… Special. In them are very ardent confessions of love from someone who clearly knows him, but since they’re not ever addressed with a name or a location, he can’t figure out who it is.

It’s weird, too. Most of the time, he only receives these sorts of things from his admirers on special holidays like his birthday. But this one person has been writing to him for ten years, sending him things he loves like new cacti starters and special herbal teas. Each letter is increasingly intimate, too, wishing him good fortune and telling him how well he’s done for himself. Part of him likes these letters. The other part of him is just confused by them- at least until today. 

It’s about to be the eleventh anniversary of his promotion to Kazekage. Gaara, who’s about to go to Konohagakure for a meeting, goes to check up on the man that Kakashi- Konoha’s most recent Hokage- sent as his escort. In the back of his mind, he’s looking forward to whatever the eleventh letter and gift will be.

Rock Lee is staying in a guest bedroom in the Kazekage compound, just a few doors down from Gaara’s personal suite. Gaara is honestly more excited to see his old friend than he should be, but then again, he figures his feelings for Lee go far beyond ‘old friend’. Since their battle with Kimimaro, his feelings have only grown and evolved into something much more romantic. Why he hasn’t acted on it- well, being Kazekage is complicated and he doesn’t want to drag Lee into it, even if he does return the sentiment, which Gaara knows he has no reason to.

But then, he checks the knob to Lee’s room and opens the door when he notices it’s unlocked. He sees the ravenette sitting at a desk writing something on paper, to which he blinks. Lee’s hobbies include training, exercising, fighting, gardening (something he picked up because of Gaara), and woodwork- all very physical things that involve you standing, moving, and being outside to some degree. 

Seeing Lee sitting at the desk of his guest room is odd. Aside from the little notepad that Lee carries around and refers to as his ‘ultra secret ninja tips’, Gaara isn’t sure he’s actually seen Lee write anything. Not mission reports, not songs or poems or stories, not letters, nothing. 

Lee hasn’t noticed him, so with his interest piqued, Gaara quietly sneaks behind him and looks over his shoulder. He expects to see he draft of a mission report or maybe the ‘ultra secret ninja tips’ notepad. Instead, he’s faced with a familiar stationary that makes his face burn the same shade of red as his hair.

Gaara can’t see the words Lee is writing, he’s just not close enough, and he doesn’t have his reading glasses. He does, however, recognize the silly white stationary with multi-colored leaves around the border as well as the dark green pen ink and the green envelope that sits to Lee’s left. To Lee’s right is a gift wrapped with the exact wrapping paper that Lee has apparently been using for the past ten- now eleven- years. 

Gaara wants to scream. He has a million things he thinks to say- proclamations of love, yells of frustration, demands of when and why and how. All that comes out is a choked-

“So it was you the entire time.”

Lee turns around, seemingly startled by Gaara’s presence, but he doesn’t look upset. His face doesn’t drop. He doesn’t appear distressed in the way that Gaara feels like he should be considering the circumstances.

“Huh? What are you talking about?” Lee asks casually.

“The letters, and the gifts,” Gaara reiterates, clearing his throat and averting his gaze. His seafoam eyes are trained on the boring hardwood floors as if they’re the most interesting thing he’s seen in his entire life. “They’ve been from you?”

“Are you telling me you didn’t know?” And that’s when Gaara realizes that he may have sorta maybe probably messed up really badly here- or, for the past decade. With the letters having very specific details about his life and promotion, the author would’ve had to have been someone who knew him, and with the gifts always fitting his tastes, the author also would’ve had to be a good friend who Gaara would divulge his interests to. Plus, rather than the usual ‘you’re hot and I love you’ letters that Gaara has grown accustomed to from his admirers, all of the ones he’s received from Lee have been very wholesome and heartfelt. Finally, with the green wrapping paper, green pen, green envelope and leaf-themed stationary… He should’ve guessed that it was Lee years ago. Apparently, even Lee thinks he should’ve known. “My handwriting is very distinct! I assumed you’d recognize it.”

“Honestly, I should’ve guessed…” Gaara sighs, a little disappointed in his own lack of deductive reasoning skills. Lee just sits in the chair, unbothered and beaming up at him. “But are you seriously telling me you confessed your love to me through letter a decade ago and you thought I just ignored it? Why would you keep talking to me after that?”

“I dunno, I just thought you weren’t ready yet or something and that you’d come to me when you were!” Lee shrugs. 

Gaara isn’t sure he gets the line of thought. If Lee assumed Gaara wasn’t interested at the time, why would he continue to send letters and gifts for years after the first one was supposedly ignored?

“So you… Kept sending them even after you thought I brushed off your love confession and just… Didn’t bother addressing it with you.”

“Is something wrong?”

“Nothing- well, aside from the fact that we could’ve been dating ten years ago,” Gaara huffs. Sure, his position is complicated, and he knows the council will throw a hissy fit about him dating a man and not producing a biological heir at some point, but he would’ve been willing to deal with that back then and is still willing to do so now if it would mean being with Lee. He always thought that Lee wasn’t interested, though, which is why he didn’t bother in fear of ruining their friendship. “It’s just… A tad overwhelming, but in hindsight, it was obvious. You are quite persistent like that.”

“Wait, you love me back!?” Lee practically cheers and stands from his chair at the desk, his pen still in hand.

With the force of how fast Lee rises up to his feet, the chair clatters to the floor and makes an obnoxiously loud noise that Lee doesn’t even bat an eye at.

“How could you not know that by now?” Gaara groans and buries his face in his hands. “Lee, for the love of God, I’m the Kazekage and I do not need an escort but every time I have to travel out of town, I request you specifically. Why do you think that is?”

“Well, I thought it was because you wanted to catch up with your old pal Rock Lee, but I guess it was a little more complicated than that!” Lee laughs, blushes, and scratches the back of his neck. “Huh, what a relief!”

“At the very least, I’m glad you return my feelings…”

A pause, and then, Gaara is leaning forward to press a chaste kiss against Lee’s lips. It’s warm and sweet, even with Gaara being anxious that he didn’t do it quite right. Lee briefly kisses him back, then pulls away to ask-

“What now?”

“If you don’t mind, could I read the letter you were planning on sending this year?” Gaara requests and points to the stationary Lee was writing on before he interrupted. “That’s it on the desk, isn’t it?”

“Oh, uh, sure! Here!”

Lee hands the letter to Gaara. And so, the two men sit on the floor of Gaara’s guest room, reading the new letter Lee has written and laughing about the ten years they wasted.

[plinkcat-gif]

jinchuriki rin+mosu

i think she has relatively easy access to isobu’s chakra and its uses, though it’s not her main form of combat. the defensive aspect of it is pretty overpowered (the shell) but it’s also hard to maintain in a non-stationary setting (which. since they are ninja. is a lot of the time dsjjaajjdkssj)

[basic-addition]

my ninjago headcanons (pt1):

Lloyd-

they/them, doesn't know gender so just don't ask, will provoke gender crisis no.1085

is one of the Smith siblings now (pretty much canon tbh)

autistic & has PTSD (this boi needs therapy, so much therapy)

is very tactile with people they trust, loves hugs and soft textures, will steal the other ninjas' clothes for the texture

loves chewing things, will chew: their fingers/nails, hoodie strings (they have had to buy extras bc they keep wrecking them) , stationary, their mask, those really chewy sweets (one of the reasons they like sweets so much), their sleeves, etc

it got so bad that eventually all the ninja banded together to get them a shit ton of chewellry and other mouth friendly things they could chew on and if they start chewing on their clothes or something again they will always have so chewellry on hand to give to Lloyd instead

has claws, fangs, pointy ears, horns and a tail

am debating whether to give tgem four arms as well bc i think that'd be really cool but im not properly attached to the idea yet

doesn't know their age, which is really sad, but their mental age will often slide around a bit, (idk if it's considered agere bc they are chronologically that age, just not physically), but regardless the ninja are their cgs along with garmadon if he's in the picture

is aroace, didn't know people were being serious about the whole romantic love thing

was named Lloyd even before they came out bc no matter if they were afab, amab or aiab, garmadon loves a pun

I will update if i think of anymore but yeah this is all for now

[ironstakes]

In You Can’t Take it Back the hermits are designed by their world to be op, but aren’t really because they are not ninja. They can’t keep up with the speed of ninja, for one. But that can’t be their only fault.

As players they only have certain mobs to kill- creepers, horses, baby zombies, dragons, etc. but everything is a standard height and each mob has a specific hitbox. They are used to looking up 60° and shouting at phantoms or looking straight ahead and slashing at zombies. They know to jump to get critical hits and they like to move side to side with their whole face trained on their opponent. This is obviously not how fighting in Naruto works. Because of what they are used to doing their aim is all off. It is either too high or too low and they all miscalculate their reach because they are all used to everything having exact and regular dimensions, themselves included. Similarly they are bad at judging how much force to put into things. They’ve got it mostly figured out but sometimes they go a little harder or easier than they mean to.

They do have good form though. They unconsciously mimic the form and posture of their original bodies (which is naturally optimized) and that muscle memory from hundreds of thousands of years of fighting mobs remains ingrained in them. It’s just that the forms they have are not practical for their new world. Jumping does nothing and in general, moving your head is a good idea.

They are used to more stationary and predictable opponents, I’d say, when compared to ninja. 

[shentreu]

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[viviskull]

fill this with what you most associate with your muse in each of these ( some slightly unusual ) categories !

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Tagged by: @foxyfrolic (ty for the tag!!) Tagging: @xxlordalexanderxx @oflostinfound @ask-experiment-1006-theprototype @electricea

[foxyatlas]

Tips for working out in a way that is actually possible:

Find a reason other than aesthetics to work out. If you only work out because you want to look a certain way, you're going to get frustrated when it takes time. For me, I found that working out in the morning gave me more energy and happy chemicals for the rest of my day, which was really helpful while I was getting my meds sorted out. So find a good reason other than aesthetics.

Find a place to work out that's accessible. One day, you might have enough motivation to run a few miles, but not enough motivation to drive that far. Find somewhere easy to access.

Try to find a place other than your house to work out. Even if you like doing bodyweight exercises, try doing them at a park or something like that. It will make you feel more productive, because you're actually leaving your house and doing things, rather than making you feel more like a recluse.

Don't talk about how much you hate working out. Ever. Only talk about it in positive ways. If you talk about it like it's the bane of your existence, you're going to believe that.

While I'm at it-- don't do workouts you hate. If you like working out in ways that really push you, then great, but if it makes you miserable and you genuinely don't want to be there, then find something else.

Find ways to get the right amount of stimulation while working out. For me, when I'm doing weights I like to listen to any sort of basic workout music (like rock or fast paced). When I run on the treadmill, I like to listen to audiobooks or watch shows. When I ride a stationary bike, I like to watch tiktoks. Other things I've heard that work for people: listening to showtunes/Hamilton, listening to comedy specials, listening to intense music remix/mashups. My sister listens to a remix called "World War 3 prep" on SoundCloud. Just find whatever will keep you somewhat engaged, and wanting to keep going.

Try interesting workouts. Some alternative ways to exercise besides the basics: hiking, walking around a lake, rock climbing (available at special membership gyms and many rec centers), swimming, biking. There's also some really cool specialty gyms, like bouldering gyms or, my personal favorite, ninja warrior training gyms.

Find ways to include working out in your daily routine. Things like biking to work are great. You can also offer to go on walks/hikes with people you want to catch up with, instead of an alternative like getting coffee. This is also nice because it means you don't have to make eye contact with the person while you're walking, which is convenient if you're ND.

Make sure you're eating the correct things before and after a workout. I really like chocolate shakes, and I DO drink them and eat chips and other less-than-healthy food too. I just try to be strategic about WHEN I eat it. I try not to eat food like that before I work out because then I'll usually get nauseous. I also try to wait a little while before eating food like that after I work out, because I need protein after a workout (eating protein right after a workout is what you need to do to gain muscle) and if I try to substitute that protein-craving for any old calories, it won't feel great.

Drink water and eat protein. Pretty simple.

Wear clothes you like. You'll feel like shit if you feel ugly or gross while you're working out. Wear stuff that feels good.

I hope this was helpful. Just in general-- exercising is healthy for you, but it shouldn't suck ass. It should make you feel better about yourself, not worse, and there's things you can do to make it a better experience.

[wantonlywindswept]

so if anyone needs some brain rot to watch out of sheer and utter boredom may i suggest

~ Knife or Death ~

which is a spinoff of forged in fire and is in theory a course where you bring your Super Special Blade and smash/cut shit and look cool and epic and fulfill your dreams of being a samurai/ninja/knight/viking/etc and get money at the end

but in reality it is a quick run simulator of popping giant holes in the egos of the type of assholes who think ‘yeah i can spin a knife and cut stationary melons, i’m so badass and now i get to show it on tv watch how fucking cool i am all these other people are LOSERS’

and then they get

absolutely crushed

and it is fucking great

[snapthistiger]

exercise 10262022

bike ride to the gym

15 minutes on the stationary bike

3 x 10 incline press

30 minutes on the step mill

bike ride to Kroger, then home

the gym workers received Hershey eggs

top = flashing light at the Kroger crosswalk that their employees use to bring groceries to the pick up area. not much of a light and appears that it was intended for indoor use.

bottom = i missed out on the cat painting activity at the gym. it was for 6-15 year olds and the class filled up.

stopped at Kroger to pick up a sale paper and they were out. i asked a clerk and the told me the incorrect sale papers were delivered. they should have the correct sale paper tomorrow.

helping out with some more of the American Ninja activity later this afternoon and evening

hope you have a peaceful afternoon and evening..