THE FOOL: innocence, freedom, spontaneity, new beginnings
so i know it's incredibly unlikely, but if any of y'all are in South Australia, these are available to be tattooed (non-repeatable, a one-and-done situation.) bookings via Panko Tattoo. B&G, best suited to thigh and calf. 10% of all proceeds will be donated to the entertainment community fund to support the writers, actors, and creatives currently on strike. come get stabbed, sluts.
thank you so much to everyone, especially @transgenderpirate, who helped with these alignments!
Saw this post from @piratecaptainscaptainpirates yesterday and asked if I could do something for it, because I wanted to animate Ed kicking his feet like a happy goof.
Edit: I no longer want this reblogged but I'm leaving it up for archival purposes.
genuinely makes my stomach hurt thinking about being cringefail (affectionate) stede bonnet and somehow getting quite literally the absolute hottest piece of ass (and heart and mind) the entirety of the seven seas has EVER seen to fall in love with you to the point of asking you to run away together only to engage in THE biggest flop behavior of the century and LOSE him, and then trying so desperately to reunite with him and win him back but he gives you the (very beautiful and sexily tattooed) cold shoulder in front of two lesbian pirates in an antique shop. i'm gonna be sick
Ed coming up to Stede and being all "remember when we went to that fancy French party and you put flowers in my hair? maybe you could do that again 🥺". And then Stede does put more flowers in Ed's hair.
And then a few days later Stede finds Ed sitting on the floor, deep in concentration weaving some flowers into a little flower crown. Watches as Ed holds it up triumphantly as he gets it looped all the way around. Does a little happy wiggle when he puts it on his head.
Basically what I'm saying is Ed should put flowers in his hair again.