#stellatheknave

[onenicebugperday]

as a follow up to my last question, are there any mature bugs with caterpillar-grade squishiness?

I suppose the only ones that really come to mind are flightless female moths! They are very round n fuzzy n soft. Here’s a female rusty tussock moth laying eggs:

I love her :’)

Photo by sskorpio

[peridotite]

*points* geologist

not yet ferb

[sbuggbot]

(credit goes to @lulu-balu )

[thornshadowwolf]

top 5 wolf pictures

Unfortunately what you have asked of me is impossible. Top 10 wolf photos (in no particular order)

[ID: ten photos of wolves. 1. A black wolf lying in and surrounded by red leaves. 2. A black wolf drinking from a river in winter. 3. A black and brown wolf standing in profile with its head turned toward the camera. 4. Three wolves, a gray-brown one, a white one, and a black one, with the white one putting its head on the black one's back. 5. A dark brown wolf with sunlight illuminating parta of its fur like a gold halo. 6. A brown wolf chasing a black wolf through snow. 7. A mottled black wolf stalking with its head lowered and turned toward be camera. 8. Two wolves, a black one sitting and a gray-brown one standing behind with its neck wrapped around he black one. 9. A black wolf bowed down toward the camera. 10. Three wolves, one black, one brown, and one white and silver, walking through fallen leaves. The black one has its tongue out. /end ID]

(I thought tumblr let you put more than 10 images in a post now but not for me apparently otherwise you woulda gotten more) (tumblr just hates me and images apparently cuz it wouldn't let me save images so I had to screenshot the ones I didn't also have saved on pinterest so sorry some are low qual)

Ask Game

[bestbutchbracket]

was i the only illaoi submission 🥺

sadly yes 😔 you were right though when i looked at her all was revealed

[pearl-likes-pi]

One last meme dump? For old times sake?

Oh absolutely there will be memes

[kaijutegu]

How would you recommend a tegu as a pet?

I’d recommend them to people who have a lot of time, space, money, and reptile experience. Tegus are amazing animals, but they aren’t for beginners. Even a big sweetheart like Kaiju is not an easy animal! But she’s the most awesome animal I’ve ever had, and I can’t imagine life without a tegu in it. 

Tegus require a cage that’s at least 6 feet long- more for a male, at least 8- by at least 3 feet wide and 3 feet tall. About a foot of that cage should be filled with substrate to let them dig, and they need lots of stuff to keep them occupied. They’re smart cookies and if they get bored, they get destructive. They have pretty intense heat and humidity needs, and they can get really sick if those aren’t met. They need to see exotic vets, and while Kaiju wasn’t expensive to buy (since she was feral in Florida, I basically just had to pay a guy to go get her out of the swamp), babies can go for over a thousand dollars depending on species and genetics. Then there’s knowing their body language- tegus can easily break a person’s hand with a bite, and if you don’t know what they’re saying with how they’re moving and acting, you can put yourself and others at risk. I’ve spent almost six years working with Kaiju at this point; I know pretty much exactly what she’s going to do next. I know her tolerances, her likes, her dislikes- I know what she finds rewarding, how she communicates fear, and at what point tension turns into annoyance or fearful reactions. I know enough about her to know what situations she’ll excel in, and what situations would be negatively stressful. 

So if it’s that tough, why keep tegus? For me, it’s not just about having a cool big lizard, it’s about communicating with an intelligence that’s so different from my own- and finding common ground with her. I want to give her the best life possible, and for a smart lizard, that means a stimulating life. She’s an ambassador for her species, both as a caution (we do a lot of educational work about invasive species) and as a wonder (she lights up a room- there’s nothing like seeing a little kid pet her and realize that there’s nothing icky or slimy about reptiles, but that the animal in front of them is clever and genuinely interested in what they’re doing). 

I’ve never had a bond with an animal, including dogs, that’s as emotional and well-communicated as Kaiju. That to me is why I have a tegu as a pet- because she’s so curious and so smart and her drive to work with me comes from her deep instinct to investigate everything, to solve every puzzle she’s presented with. It’s an enormous undertaking, and it’s one of the best things in my life. 

[onenicebugperday]

having a pet giant snail would be soo good for your skin

Both because of the regular slime baths from cuddling with your large moist pal and from keeping your home at 75% humidity~

[peridotite]

the fight is he has to take one geo class for his bio degree and unfortunately, he is losing

wrong. gohan would be good at geology i know this bc i know him personally and besides geo 101 is easy

[sbuggbot]

wait is the quest narrator what seabrass sounds like

Not quite, we hear Seabrass talking to his son at the very beginning and it's different (although it does transition kinda fuzzily). Seabrass has more of a maritime sound to his voice

All of the voice acting is by the same person though--Julius Goldberg. (Well, except for Gilgamech's text babbling; that's done by Pelle Cahndlerby)

[thornshadowwolf]

trick or treat

You get the pixel oval

[ID: 1. A sheet ghost costume. 2. A pixelated oval. /end ID]

[meg-noel-art]

Tbh I'm a pretty big proponent of catradora but the sheer power of s4 glimmerdora is undeniable

Bruh, the sheer power. Tell me about it, I'm still reeling. No ship wars, let's just appreciate all the gay, y'know?

[incorrectsteamworldquotes]

Honestly I think you’re the only dedicated incorrect quotes blog who actually makes posts that seem like something the characters would actually say

Ahhh thank you, I’m so happy to hear that! I try my best :D

[rjalker]

here's 126 bigots to block, separated into groups of 10 :)

They all reblog from peetbools, and think reblogging posts mocking me for blocking people for "ridiculous" reasons is a great idea immediately before they hate-follow me because they're just that stupid.

1v

6o6

69420coolman

a-cotton-boy

a-humble-cornfarmer

admircot

amarlex

anguishworm

applewoodembers

arsonistman

askkakuro

b0ngwater69

barnabybugspeopleonline

beetlebum1997

bixy

brinstar-real-estate

brizadiz

catpickles-explosion

cd20m

chaoticportalfan

charpointer

christianstepmoms

cisdjenter

corrodedmutt

couldabeenbetter

Daydreamz618

declansworld

drowo

dys-lexical-linguist

evilnicegirl

exuviiae

ferrisbuellersdayoff1986

fieldclover-leaf

fillyourlifewithbees

flifforia

frankengolem

fruit-caught-on-camera

gearbox-can-suck-my-dick

gl1tchxr

golden-morgue

guren-nyeeeew

handsomejackai

how-do-we-username

hydrocolloids

icantwritegood

inakhi

innocentheartmurmur

kath-artic

klopjob

lenarkena

leonarthoe-davinci

Like-a-million-suns

lonely-aegis

lottaciabatta

lycanthrology

lycyy

m1necraftyoutuber

maddith

majestictoe

majormeilani

maryaustria

midnightchronicles87

miss-shitstorm

mobcreatrix

monstercard

moondustix

morvay

msnewvegas

mummelthecryptid

neomoshi

newtcookie

ohlivish

ooccoo

peebong

peetbools

perilouspelicans

perytonpred

Piercebarnes

pipazelbeth

pllnck

prettypalps

redhotarsenic

relelvance

roadhogs-husband

rockatanksy

rouge-wall-enthusiast

scattered-inkblots

schech

sewerfight

sho-fukawa

sillyfunnies

smellycandle

smoooothbrain

sneezing-serapis

solitario-psider

soshinee

stellatheknave

tarrmack

technosingularity-shareholder

theadrianticsea

thechaotickitsune

theee-j

theymightbegiants-nightcore-240p

Tumblurina

twaylor-swift

two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat

tyrannosaurus-texmex

uncahier

ungforevigt

vague-agricultural-crimes

venomsbite

viedemarli

vrisbians

weebstr

winslowsfaust

wrexingdrew

xampirism

yourfavoritetvshowsoundsweird

10mg

wiindblade

dolob

zombriar

maddhog

frankensteinery

mourningstar

eelizabit

[spinji]

@stellatheknave I believe you asked for this?

[official-invader-zim-facts]

invader zim fact #52825281:

Fact #-1 As of "Gaz: Taster of Pork" professor Membrane was killed and replaced by a fungal parasite copy. His soul was trapped in Foodio-3000

submitted by @stellatheknave