#sterek + eli

[thinking-destiel-thoughts]

Eli: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad? Derek: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolate Stiles: smad.

[dirtbagdefender]

like father, like son.

[noyzinerd]

[After the pack runs into one of Derek's ex's from his time in New York]

Stiles: Oh my god, that girl was gorgeous! I mean, did you guys see her?!

The pack:

Stiles: Why on Earth would Derek ever break up with someone so beautiful? What was he even thinking?!

The pack:

Stiles: I know if I ever landed someone like that, I'd probably never let them go.

The pack:

Stiles: Aw shoot, I gotta get going or I'm gonna be late. See you later guys!

The pack: The pack:

Malia: So, are we all still pretending Derek's ex-girlfriend didn't just look like Stiles in a wig?

[anonazure]

Made a comic based on this prompt:

https://tumblr.com/salemsvlog/730271411995918336/this-is-how-i-pictured-coach-meeting-eli-whe-he?source=share…

thanks so much @salemsvlog

[fanaticloser]

Do you guys remember this family portrait Derek, Stiles and Sheriff Stilinski

I need them to remake it with Eli.

[terrific-crow]

Watched the Teen Wolf Movie. Incredible experience.

[gusobrien]

[zwatchtowerz]

TOTALLY BROS, DUDE

Inspired by @helpimstuckposting​​ blog + tags  Bonus: 

[salemsvlog]

This is how I pictured Coach meeting Eli whe he applied for the lacrosse team

Coach: Next, Elias Hale Eli: Hi- Coach: I said Hale, go back in line Stilinski Eli: I- Coach: Can't you heard Stilinski? I said back in line! Eli: But I'm not- Coach: You know what? Alright, your in. If I saw potential in your dad I guess I can work with you. Eli: Sr. I thi- wait… are you really gonna give me the position?! I haven't even played? Coach: So? Eli: … Eli: Nothing, thanks for the oportunity.

Later that day:

Derek: So… how was practice? did you get in? Eli: Actually, I did. Derek: Awesome, I'm so excited to go cheer you up. Eli: That's great dad, but just remember: You must sit besides the Sheriff and follow the player with the Stilinski lastname. Derek: … Eli: … *Stiles astral proyecting himself since cuantico to the living room*: WhY diD I Just ReceIVed a mAil fROM Coach to CheCk thAT "My SoN" Can PLAy in THE NExt game? Eli *running up the stairs*: Maybe I should go to my room to do my homework. Please Stiles, I need the form signed for thursday. I love ya, bye. Stiles: Did he just- Derek: Idk, it's your kid. Stiles: But- Derek: ALL YOURS.

[xgoddessoffandomsx]

Stiles: Derek I lost the thing!

Derek: What thing?

Stiles: Y'know the thing!

Derek: *turns around holding Eli*

Stiles: *relieved* Oh there he is!

Derek: Wha-YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?!!?!

Peter: Boy you better run

[thinking-destiel-thoughts]

I think that Stiles would be that kind of mom with newborn Eli. the kind who refuses to let anyone touch her child unless they’ve washed their hands or used sanitizer and obsessively cleans things the baby might chew on.

it would drive Derek insane tho because he’s a werewolf and he can’t get or give diseases and Eli is also a werewolf who can’t give or get diseases so why is Stiles slapping his hands away from their pup?

the humans and the bitten wolves would totally roll with it because it’s not uncommon with human babies. Peter and Cora would also roll with it because they’ve handled human babies before, it isn’t their kid, and it drive Derek up the wall.

Derek would be so insane and so so so annoyed. he’d try to pick up Eli all the time after cooking or reading or doing other things to prove to Stiles that it’s fine. Stiles won’t have it. he flips out when Derek picks up their son with greasy hands from working on cars and yells about downgrading him from “father” to “baby daddy” if he doesn’t knock it off.

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Stiles: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—

Derek: We’re married and you're pregnant

[shipping-world1994]

*Eli, in full shift, accidentally runs face first into a tree*

Derek and Stiles watching: Yeah, no DNA test needed. He's ours.

[anonazure]

Latest Sterek commission from my dear @emilyalmeidaaa7 on twitter.

[fiction-justanotherstateofmind]

I have nothing further to say, your honor.

[stilinskiderek]

all you have to do is keep it running. just keep it going.