#stoner kazuha

[aratinarainstorm]

i don’t know if this is against tumblr’s tos but people need to know.

“haha kazuha smokes weed” is a common joke in the genshin fandom. we all know this. and it’s funny. but i think the devs knew what they were doing.

one of these is a cannabis leaf. the other is a japanese maple leaf.

Discuss.

[saeyoungchoismaid]

Should I get high and write a drabble w someone for 4/20?? 💀

[rikyos]

immaculate modern au kazuha vibes

[prttykittes]

staying anon for this bec i feel disgusting indulging in this.

i’m big on dark/dddne stuff and yet I feel terrible reading it so i’m kinda glad i found somewhere i can kindof have a place to express more extreme stuff.

anyways big sis beidou wants to be your first so right when you turn 18 she takes your virginity :3

or dad zhongli sees that your bf is not what he thinks a BF should be like to he takes him out and makes you his. i mean this is more of a possessiveness than actual NSFW. i dont know😭

Stoner kazuha roofies you (with prior consent tho w this one)

Diluc gives you too much to drink so he fucks you instead.

i have so much more.. and if i ever do come back i’ll be “:3 anon”

do what you want w any of these 💕

Woahh:0, there's alot so I tried my best to do everything blog, I won't shame anyone for liking these things kind of stuff!!<3

ෆ Big!sis Beidou, Stoner!Kazuha, dad!zhongli, diluc X Afab!Reader [you/your]

— Synopsis:: multiple characters x reader, yeah

CW. Incest(father/child, Sister/slibing), smokes, weed, roofies, consent(Kazuha), dubcon(for everyone else), possessive sex(zhongli), drunk sex(Diluc), age gaps, fingering, Dom!characters x Sub!reader, reader wears pants in kazuha's part

A/N :: Multiple sexy characters :4— written by a minor

[MASTERLIST] — ╰⁠(⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠´⁠꒳⁠`⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠)⁠╯ works in link!

BIG SIS! Beidou ! — She was so happy for you! It was your birthday! She got off her boat and went to your parents house! She saw you, you were still gorgeous as ever! She tears up, she was with for 18 years, her lovely slibing.... Oh how she dreamed about this day, she wants to be your first. So she's going to take you to her boat since you had always wanted to go on the water with her! She would spent time with you on there, just you and her. She celebrated your birthday, then she asked if you wanted to go on a ride. You said yes, now your both on her boat but instead of familial love it was filled with romantical love. She was half she was your first, she at first toying with your nipples. She went lower, she can hear you breathing heavily. Your eyes are hazy, your mind cloudy. Her hand was your sex, she rubbed it. She sees your lovely juices on her fingers, she can't wait to claim you as hers. Her sweet, lovely slibing all hers!

STONER!Kazhu— The smell of weed brunt your nose, he was smiling at you. His hand on his chin, his eyes were slightly red. He had his eyes on you, you sat down next to him. "{Yourname}" he says, you tilt your head in confusion. He gets up, his legs slightly trembling, he wraps his arms around you. "Can I?" He said, you knew what he had wanted to do. You never went this far in your friendship with him! You did have dreams and did wish for him to like you, you also had sexual dreams about him. You can't believe what your going to do with him, he smiles. He grabs some pills, he was going to roofie you but instead of doing it without consent. He has your consent, you close your eyes and take it. You gulp and your head feels weird, your eyes become hazy. He smiles and gently lies you on the bed. He is on-top of you, he lays soft and gentle bites on your neck. He continues to do while his kisses gets lower, you close your eyes and let yourself into the pleasure. He toys with your chest, rolling your nipples between his fingers. He pulls down your pants and touches your sex through your underwear. His finger going up and down, pressing on it. "Your so cute..." He mutters, he take soff your underwear and Lena's down and licks at your sex. He smiles when your sex twitches. He coats his fingers in your pre-cum, then he prods his finger at your hole. His fingers scissor your virgin hole, making you more open for dick. You can feel his clothed dick against your leg while he continues to finger you, after some minutes. He stops and and pulls down his pants so his underwear shows and he slides his underwear down and his dick jumps up. He aims his cock at your hole, your hole clenches around nothing as you anxiously wait for it. He grabs a condom and enters you, his hard dick inside of you. He moves once you get used of his size. The motion is lazy and tried but it still feels good. Your virgin hole is not a Virgin anymore!!!

DAD!ZHONGLI !— He doesn't deserve his sweet baby! He stares at you and your boyfriend, he isn't a boyfriend. His boyfriend ideals for you are something like him!! He angrily glares and judges your boyfriend from afar. He can't believe that you chose someone that is trash, he gets so mad that he gets rid of your boyfriend... Oh I wonder how he got so bloody and why he is covered in blood.. don't worry it's not his!!don't worry baby, no need to worry about anything~ he comforts you after you find out your boyfriend is dead, shhh.... You still have him, your daddy is always here for you!! He won't leave you, he is going to make you his, not like you weren't his from the start! His kisses start form your temple to near your lips, his hands on your thigh to inner thighs. You sniff as you lean into his touch, just enjoy his touches. he slips his hand into your pajamas pants, touching your underwear. He continues to kiss your neck, wanting to mark you with his kisses and his touches. His fingers touch your sex and he slips his hand into your underwear, he smiles as he can feel your sex being wet. He pleasures you with his touches, he can't wait to claim you for his own. Emptying his seed inside of you!

DILUC !— He watches you, you weren't this drink from the start but you know... Things change, he continues to give you more. You were worried about the drinks because you wouldn't have enough to pay but you don't care anymore. Your drunken state, it exitces him but it's only with you. He gives you two more drinks and you drink it up fast like you want to please him... Your flustered face makes him want to kiss you and fuck your face but he can't bring himself to do so~ you let out hiccups and you lay your head on the table. He cleans the empty cups and gives you one more, you grab it weakly as you managed to drink it. You rant to him about annoying people and troubles in your life, he smiles as he listens to you. Your face still on the table, your hands are in a fist but then it goes limp. He hears soft snores from you, he walks around and rubs your hips. He blows in your ear, you still don't wake up. Your body is asleep and he could take advantage of it. He groans while he moves you over to more of a comfortable spot. He takes off your lower clothing and slides down your underwear. He sticks his finger in a cup as it is soaked with the alcohol, he pushes inside of you. Your loose and not tight, your whole body being loose. He kisses your forehead and continues to finger your hole, he lets out a grunt. His dick is really hard, he pulls out his cock and aims it at your hole. He can't wait anymore, he spits on his palm and rubs it on his dick. It's unsanitary but whatever because he is going to be inside of you!! His dick enters you, he lets out a groan, he moves his hips. It feels so good, he should do this more often to you until he gains courage to ask you out!!

[shmpxx]

HE’S A STONER — k.k

⛤ kazuha kaedehara x fem! reader

smoking weed and having sex w. kazuha for the first time.

cw. smut. unprotected sex. oral (f. & m. receiving). riding. fingering. creampie. virginity loss. nipple play. tit-sucking. praising. groping. corruption. usage of drugs(marijuana). modern au. +18!

wc: 3.2k

a/n: I’m in-love with stoner kazuha btw.

Kazuha kaedehara was your classmate in some of your classes but not all of them, he was also your friend sort of in a way that your the only person he talks to whenever his friends aren’t in his classes. No he wasn’t a bad boy, a slacker or a jerk who teases. He was actually nice and friendly to others even mostly you and other girls. Though he was a heavy stoner, every time he walk past to say hi you’d always smelt a whiff a weed on him and his friends. The girls didn’t mind it, maybe they were smokers too.

All the girls wanted kazuha. When he walked into class, they stare and give him a small wave and giggle to themselves. You didn’t deny you also had a crush on him as well, it wasn’t a bad thing, he was cute and the small red streak that gives out from his platinum blonde hair and his intriguing smile he does you can’t resist. But you also heard from your friend that he hops around girl to girl. You never asked or talked about it with him still he never shy away from talking about which girl he had in his bed last night and ‘it was alright nothing special’ with his friends you overhear.

Yeah you did like kazuha but you doubt you ever confess anything to him, you’re pretty sure girls do that everyday.

You thought otherwise yet kazuha has it bad for you. Yeah he messed with other girls but it’s not like he wasn’t thinking of you. He writes poetry about you in private, some romance in his poetry writing class. His friends would tease him about his soppy poems though he didn’t care, he wasn’t a kind a guy to be afraid of showing emotions, they would even ask him when is he ever gonna ask you out or get him to fuck during their smoke sesh.

Kazuha didn’t let his friends get to him, he was just gonna let things go slow and by that he asks you to hang out with him back at his dorm just to hang and talk like friends nothing more, not like a date, not yet.

“Uh..are your friends gonna be there?” You ask him “No they’re gonna be a party, I didn’t want to go anyway not tonight that is cause I thought we could just hangout..” he shrugs

You did think about it, was he being genuine? Or get into your pants like every other girl? It could be both. He is not at all a bad person, even if you say no there could always be another time, he would understand. Since you liked him how could you say no to kazuha.

“Alright yeah lets do it then” you smile

Until then when you got to his room it was no surprise to you that it reeked of weed. It wasn’t unbearable it was tolerable, you didn’t mind it. The surprising part was that his dorm was cleaned, nice and organized and his roommate’s side as well. You never went into a boys dorm so you expected it to be messy, well kazuha made the most of it.

You both sat on his bed and talked as usual as you would talk in class but at least you get to actually talk more and have longer conversations this time.

During mid conversation kazuha pulled out a joint from a tin box that was already perfectly rolled up and a lighter out his pocket. You glare at him doing so stopping from what you were saying, watching him bring it up to his lips, lighting at the thick end of the joint and it burns and start to give out a strong smell as soon as he blew out a little smoke and try not to blow it in your face.

He chuckles to himself when you stare in awe almost like you never seen weed being smoked before but also he was a gorgeous smoker. “Would you like to try?” He asks as

Smoking weed was never something that came across your mind. It wasn’t that you didn’t want to try it or hated the fact that it was bad for your lungs, you knew it was but still it was never in your face for it to cross your mind for you to decide whether you wanted to do it or not. You weren’t gonna lie you were curious.

“I don’t know how..” you admit like you were the only one in the world who never smoked.

“I can teach you” he shifts himself closer to you.

“Okay” you nod but before he gave you it he asks

“Are you sure? I don’t want you doing something you don’t want to do”

“I’m sure” you were a tad bit nervous, only because you don’t know what it’s like to be high once you smoke it.

He passes you it and you bring it up to your mouth already, he lights it and blows on it so it can burn and a string of smoke emitted. “Don’t suck it just inhale and try to hold it” he tells you and you listen.

You ended up coughing really hard, a bunch of smoke leaving your mouth as you didn’t intend to inhale that much and kazuha couldn’t help but hold his stomach in laughter, watching you struggle to catch your breath trying to get the hot air to leave your throat.

“Ts- not funny!” You continued to cough and hit him in the shoulder.

“I didn’t think you would inhale that much-“ he wipes a tear from his eye still snickering to himself.

Kazuha takes another puff and passes it back to you after you stopped coughing. This time you tried not to make your last mistake again.

Only a few minutes go by, you and kazuha just sat there and laughed about your coughing still. It wasn’t even that funny but you couldn’t help yourself from restraining yourself to. You both had practically finished it, it became just a dud at that there was no more use to it.

You felt like your mind was stuck like you couldn’t form thoughts more than 5 secs, your fingers start to feel tingling and the bed you sat on felt like you were about to mold with it or sink in. It wasn’t a scary feeling it was more of a funny, weird and calm feeling. Kazuha can tell you were high in the clouds, it was so entertaining watching you like this for the first time knowing you never smoked a day in your life.

“I assume your feeling it by now” he lets out a small chuckle once again, since kazuha was more tolerable he was used to it and you being new you felt lighter like you were floating, tiny needles prickling at your skin. “yeah i jus..fewl weird..how long s’ this supposed to last?”

“-A few hours”

“Then…what do we do..now?” The way words fell out your mouth slowly like you couldn’t speak as fast as you use to.

“I know something that it can make your high ten times better” he smirks tapping his finger on his chin as if he had a devious plan.

“Hm?”

Your brain didn’t process faster than him pressing his lips against yours and his hand sliding from your knee high up to your thigh caressing it.

You started to sink into his lips, slowly drifting from reality to kazuha taking you so deeply in your mouth, it was slow but desperate you moaned into his mouth as he slide in his hot tongue inside between your lips. Colliding his tongue into yours, You try to pull away for air but he just leans in more deepening into the hot wet kiss with his hand inching higher now under your skirt you wore and his other hand groping your tit massaging it through your shirt. Maybe you were too high to tell if it were real or not but his lips felt so good with yours.

“Put your arms up” he pulls away from your lips.

You did, no questions asked as he lifted your top off over your head, revealing your tits to him as you weren’t wearing a bra underneath and he unzips your skirt from the side and dragging them down now showing your panties. You were so cute and high as hell being told what to do already.

“Ka-zuha..I’m a—”

“S’ okay i know” since you don’t remember by your mind being too clouded to think, there was a time you told him you were a virgin. You had nothing to worry about, it was kazuha after all. You trusted him and your trusting him with your body too and maybe or maybe not kazuha purposely intended this all from the beginning.

He takes off his clothes as well, he had very much pale soft skin and he took down his hair from a ponytail letting his platinum blonde hair fall down to his shoulders. He is so pretty, the only thought you could make out in your head.

his hand reaches between your inner thighs pressing lightly at your clit earning a small whine from you. An intense feeling growing as he continues to rub the pad of his fingers through your panties on your clit. your thighs start to squeeze around his wrist, squirming and grinding against his hand to apply more pressure, it just felt so good.

His lips latch onto your nipple, nibbling it softly and sucking on it, he tries to take your boob into his mouth. You felt how hot his mouth is on your tit, it was nothing but warmth, giving you more of a feeling than just the his fingers rubbing throughly against your dampen panties. Nothing but small noises came from you only.

“Do you want more?”

“Yes please” you whine

“Lay down for me then”

Again, you listen. Laying back down on your back on the bed, you lazily lift your hips up for kazuha to take down your panties off your legs. You were so obedient, so perfect in kazuha’s eyes. Right when he takes them off kazuha licked his lips at the sight of your pussy, begging for it to be touched. He only ran his finger along your clit and how your cunt twitched.

“Kazuha” you cry waiting to be touched again.

He couldn’t help smile to himself, how your literally so desperate for him. “You’ll feel so good baby i promise” he spreads open your legs. his slender hands pushing your thighs to your chest as his head sinks down and you jolted at the feeling of his scorching hot tongue being dragged on your cunt and over your clit letting out a cry.

Your hands grip the pillow your head laid on. Your back arched slightly, you tried not to move away, it became too much from the way he kept licking and using his lips to cravingly suck on your clit. Your head was becoming much fuzzier than it was. your breathing becomes quicker by the second, “ka-hah-zuha!” His name being moaned out from you.

His lips detach from your cunt and then his two digits slowly slid in your core. Your breath being caught in your throat, feeling your walls spread by his fingers. It didn’t hurt but it felt odd knowingly nothing was ever put up there except his fingers are the first. His fingers thrusting into you in a languid motion and he brings his lips back to clit.

Your hands couldn’t grip the pillow anymore, your fingers combed through kazuha’s soft hair and how much he ended up adoring it, his scalp getting massaged while you moan out with his tongue circling your puffy clit and his fingers pumping in and out of your hole at the same time, you were getting dizzy.

Your let out high pitched moans when you began to feel a some sort of electrifying sensation form in your lower region. “Kazuha! I-“ you squeezed your eyes shut seeing stars behind your eyelids. Kazuha can feel you nearing, he pumps his fingers faster and focus on your clit. Strangled noises from you making kazuha painfully erect, rutting against the bed. You came twitching around his fingers and a static feeling growing through your body as you were orgasming.

Kazuha smiles at you in your struggled state, kissing your inner thighs as your slowly coming down. He climbs over you and kisses your lips for a few seconds, parting from your lips once again.

“Sit up” You sat up, you don’t know if it was weed or he casted a spell on you but you were listening like a good girl to him.

“I need you to help me too” he pulls out his cock from his boxers and it springs to his stomach, the tip red and becoming leaky.

“I need you to use that pretty mouth of yours” his thumb swiping across your bottom lip. You nod looking up in his scarlet eyes filled with nothing but lust. You’d do anything he asked you to in your vulnerable state of mind. You went on your knees and kazuha’s hand cupped your cheek and gives you a faint smile before you could take him in your mouth.

You never done this before but somehow from the way kazuha took deep breaths and moans softly in pleasure, he was enjoying it. His moans start to turn into whines when you take him deeper, your tongue licking up his shaft. “You’re doing so well already—“ he hissed.

Your cunt began to ache again just from his whining. You wanted to touch yourself and suck him off at the same time but all your focus was on him and his cock throbbing inside your mouth. Your tongue swipes at his slit, the hotness of your mouth and being high all at once giving him a ten times crazy sensitivity. “Your so good..feels so good…ah!”

He started to squirm, his stomach muscles flexing and his hand travel to the back of your head, bucking his hips a bit into your mouth. The further you went down on him the more your eyes bubbled with tears, nothing went farther down in your mouth other than his tip nudging in the back of your throat. He had to cum inside your mouth, his pants start to get heavier and his voice became whinier. You can feel his cock shudder, bits on cum leaving onto your tongue and then a loud moan breaks out, he releases a hot string of cum down your throat you had no choice but to swallow though you didn’t care, as a matter of fact you enjoyed it, a lot.

“You did so well..” he brings your face up to his, giving you a kiss like a sweet reward. He can taste his own cum on your tongue.

He patted his leg, signaling you to straddle his lap and his already erect dick prods at your pussy, your cunt clenches onto nothing. The embarrassment starts to creep up your back “Kazuha I’m a little—“

“Don’t be nervous” he gives you a reassuring look. His hands on your hips and his positions his cock at your slit. “Think about how amazing you’re gonna feel” and without a hurry you sink down onto him, his cock spreading you open like his fingers did but much more. You both let out a small sigh as so. Your lips quiver squeezing around him tight already didn’t even sink down all the way yet with the strange pressure you were not used to.

“Almost there..” he moans and you whimper in response. Basically splitting you open the more you take in all of him inside you. Finally, your clit hits his pelvis and you’re trying to adjust to his size.

Kazuha’s hands that were situated on your hips rocked onto his cock in a rhythmic pace. Your body in motion up and down on his cock and your eyes flutter every time you can feel him working you open each time. Your hands gripped his shoulders as you let out a loud whine and kazuha’s head tilts back, letting out a deep exhale from his throat with your mushy walls swallowing him whole. “Ah!…your such a good girl..fuck! Feels amazing—you feel amazing..tell me how good it is”

“It feels..it-so good…“ you sputtered

It was like ten times better having sex while high, like the weed enhanced your nerves and sensitivity stronger than normal sex. It was clearly a great euphoric feeling. Kazuha thought he should’ve done this ages ago but it probably wouldn’t be the same with other girls, just you. why didn’t he have you before? It was like you both were becoming one, shaping together, his dick plunging into you and you became a mess over him.

Kazuha takes your hands and intertwines with your fingers, watches you bounce on his cock on your own without needing his hands to guide you and keep the pace steady. “Don’t stop-“ His lips find your perk nipples, sucking and biting on your bud, swirling his tongue around and went back to sucking hard until your bud became red and swollen making you break out a hissed moan until he moves to the next untouched one yet his hand massages your tit and his fingers nips and plays with your abused nipple.

You felt like you were about to crash. Your legs ached a bit and your cunt now being stretched out and scraped by his cock. You could feel it, you could feel every inch of his cock deep within. His tongue doing wonders on your nipple and his index and thumb pinching at your other. It was all too much for your nerves that you start to the feel the knot in your belly forming and time began to slow down, kazuha’s dick pulsing at your walls. You both were about to cum in a minute.

Kazuha couldn’t help but speed up the process, his hips jerking at a erratic pace and each time he hit deep you break out a cry still recoiling your hips against his dick. “I-I’m..about to—“ you whimper “want me to..cum inside?” He breath hitches, you nod hurriedly. You were experiencing everything at once, the lightheadedness like your mind was on clouds, your heart racing like it was about to burst out your chest, and your core ready to cream on his cock. Both of your sweat being combined.

He hit deep into your cunt, letting out harmonized moans together as he filling your inside with his warmth of cum and your muscles contracting harshly around him. Both shaking and trembling like everything was being pooled out of you even the air in your lungs.

Kazuha pushed you down back against the mattress, still trying to come down from your feverish state, separated your legs apart taking out his dick halfway staring at the mess you both made in amusement, cum coating your insides and his dick all together. He smirks to himself, grabbing another rolled up joint, lighting it up and take one huge puff before opening your jaw to kiss you, blowing smoke into your mouth. he lets out a sigh while you exhale the smoke he emptied in your mouth, stimulating your high again. “I’m sure we can go another round..what do you say?”

[genacity]

⌗ kazuha riding shotgun

cw. sub lean! kazuha x gn! reader. weed usage. stoners. high makeout session. no actual shit happens. probably modern! college! au. happy belated 4/20!!!

an. hi y’all. i thought. be aware i have little to no knowledge about the use of cannabis. for multiple reasons, this is legal, and consent was given beforehand by both parties. thank you.

shotgunning. the act of inhaling cannabis smoke and exhaling it directly into a recipient’s mouth.

the perfect way to spend april 20th with your beloved person of choice. your person of choice, in this instance, is kaedehara kazuha.

the haze wafting through the air fogged your brain like a cloud stuck in your skull. your eyes rolled to the back of your head as you huffed, pools of gray vapor spilling from your nose as you exhaled.

you and kazuha sat silent in your room, windows propped open as you sat against your bed on the floor, passing a smoking blunt back and forth.

kazuha’s head fell back onto your bed as he sighed, licking his dry lips while he stared at the ceiling. you took a quick hit as the smoke dragged from your lips, turning to look at kazuha and his tired expression.

“hey,” you murmured. kazuha looked over at you, eyebrow cocked as half-lidded eyes locked with yours. “you wanna try something?”

“like what?” kazuha said hazily, propping himself up to sit in a criss-cross, leaning his elbows on his knees.

you shrugged, exhaling smoke out of your mouth. “you ever shotgun before?”

kazuha’s eyebrows shot up, lips slightly parted as he stared you down. “yeah. i think so.” he shrugged as you dragged another hit from your shared blunt.

“you wanna try?” you proposed the question, watching as your boyfriend looked around your room for a moment before nodding slowly.

assured, you leaned over to cup kazuha’s jaw and pull another quick breath from your grass and pressing your lips to his.

kazuha immediately gasped, feeling as you exhaled the smoke into his lips as he greedily sucked it all up. his eyes squeezed themselves shut as he grabbed onto your sleeves to balance himself as you finished feeding the vapor into his mouth.

he whined as you pulled away, immediately losing the remnants of your embrace by a breathy exhale.

“kazuha,” you snickered, looking into his pleading eyes as he gripped onto your arms for closure. “you were supposed to keep it in.”

“‘m sorry, couldn’t help it.” kazuha said, pulling you in to plant soft kisses along your jaw. you couldn’t help but smile, leaning into his touch as you wasted the night away; clouded with haze and love, all the same.

[mermaid-trash]

Genshin Men with a stoner!reader

summary: Kaeya, Diluc, Venti, Tighnari, Kazuha, and Itto (separate) x stoner!gn!reader headcanons (

a/n: so I read these headcanons from @rabuchu and honestly I agreed that there should be more stoner!reader content for genshin soooo....here ya go 🫴

Kaeya would be eager to smoke with you after noticing how relaxed you seem to be while stoned, he'll happily try it at least once just to see how different it feels to being drunk. He gets even more physically affectionate than usual when he's high, constantly stroking and tickling and nipping and groping at wherever on your body he can reach. He thinks you look so pretty when you're stoned, so soft and sweet with heavy eyelids and a dazed smile playing on your lips that he desperately wants to kiss.

Diluc probably prefers to see you stoned than drunk, he's seen too many people get a messy kind of drunk in the tavern and so he prefers to see you cuddled up in a blanket on the couch of the winery when he returns home. You just look so comfortable and safe and that's all he's ever wanted for you. Diluc won't smoke with you, but he will either buy or grow weed for you, and also makes sure the kitchens are always stocked with your favourite snacks and meals, and he'll carry you up to bed whenever you fall asleep on the couch.

Venti doesn't love the smell or taste of weed so he won't smoke with you, but he's more than happy to drink while you smoke! You sit together on Starsnatch cliff late in the afternoon, him chugging stolen bottles of wine and you puffing on joints, lying side by side in the grass below the setting sun, talking and telling stories and giggling for hours on end. He loves seeing you all blushy and hazy-eyed, and the sound of your breathless giggles make his heart feel like it's soaring.

Tighnari has almost definitely dabbled in smoking plants before, so he is happy to join you for a smoke whenever he has free time (which is very rare). Usually it happens late at night when he's finished with his work; you lie in bed together, legs tangled together, and share a joint as you share stories about your days with the smoke-hazed ceiling. If he isn't smoking with you, he does his best to look after you instead, preparing your favourite food and making sure your high doesn't take a bad turn.

Kazuha already smokes, and loves how much more relaxing it is to smoke with you by his side. Sitting side by side in the grass, leaning heavily against each other and watching the sunset as you pass the joint back and forth so easily, effortlessly keeping pace with each other and talking about everything and nothing at once; he would spend every day like this if he could. While he's stoned, Kazuha just wants to listen to you speak. He all but pleads for you to tell him stories or just talk about whatever's on your mind, he just wants to hear your voice because it soothes him.

Itto doesn't smoke, but he's one of the best people to be around when you smoke simply because he's so much fun. He'll steal candy or whatever snacks you get a craving for, and when your body starts to feel too heavy to walk places he'll simply throw you over his shoulder and carry you there. The first time he did that, you laughed so hard at the sensation of swaying against his back that he found himself laughing too, harder and harder until you both ended up in a pile on the floor, laughing at nothing- that was when Itto realised he adored the sound of your laughter and would do anything to hear it for the rest of his life.

[cyxnidx]

GENSHIN IMPACT

- this is my Genshin master list, and the characters I write for. Please make sure to read the req. rules before submitting anything!

; Zhongli , Tighnari , Xiao , Scaramouche , Kazuha , Tartaglia , Dottore , Pantalone , Wriothesley , Neuvilette

Zhongli - May I Have Your Hand?

Zhongli & Xiao - What They’re Like When Drunk

Xiao - I Love You

Zhongli - Cheer Up

Zhongli - Boyfriend Headcanons

Cyno, Tighnari & Baizhu - What’re You Reading?

Kazuha & Xiao - Don’t Be Shy

Tighnari - Possessive.

Scaramouche, Heizou, Albedo & Tartaglia - What’re You Reading? V. 2

Tighnari, Scaramouche, Heizou, & Cyno - Don’t Be Shy V.2

Cyno, Kazuha, Zhongli, Dottore & Pantalone - Date Night

Kazuha - Lemme Help

Itto, Xiao, Baizhu & Tighnari - Small Habits

Scaramouche & Zhongli - Perfection || V.2 - Thoma & Ayato

Itto - Secrets To Tell

Scaramouche - Scarapussy // lil scenario

Zhongli, Pantalone & Baizhu - New Years Surprise

Tartaglia & Tighnari - Play Fighting

Dottore & Pantalone - Lights, Camera, Action

Xiao & Kazuha - Stoners

Neuvilette - Late Nights

Pantalone - Let Me Adorn You

Pantalone & Wriothesley - Daddy's Girl

Tartaglia, Dottore, Pantalone, Wriothelsey, Neuvillette - Y'Taste So Sweet

Neuvillette - Sweetness

Pantalone - Scare

Wriothesley - Suck It [cat & mouse 1]

Scaramouche - Cat & Mouse 2

Kazuha - Sick Day

Pantalone - Spoiled Little One

[kazucrack]

Stoner Xiao Headcanons:

Here’s another headcanon thingy for my boy Xiao coming from a fellow stoner

When Xiao gets high he gets h i g h. He’s spacing tf out while you’re talking and he’s seeing every mathematical equation in his brain.

Xiao simply gets high to feel nothing, he wants to forget his troubles and just chill in the moment.

Xiao also ghosts his hits and knows how to roll his own joints. He takes the longest hit if he’s the one who rolled the blunt.

Imagine those rosy tinted amber eyes looking at you while he’s offering you a hit of a new indica strain he discovered from his friend, Kazuha.

He typically hates using papers and opts for flavored cigars instead and empties out the tobacco from the wrap.

Xiao is the type to take a hit from the blunt and shotgun it to you while staring deep into your eyes, then press his chapped lips against yours a bit aggressively.

He owns a bong, but prefers to smoke from joints and blunts. He usually uses the bong on occasion especially on stressful days (hehe not me projecting)

Xiao definitely has bad munchies, mf will eat everything in yo cabinet and claim it wasn’t him 😭

Shotgunning with Xiao is an experience, leaning close against his face while his dazed amber eyes look into yours and exhale the smoke of his joint into your mouth. A smirk aligning his features once he pulls away. (Shit, I’d bark for this kinda shit bro)

Team Indica 4lyfers

[correct-genshin]

Kazuha: Will you allow me to share some knowledge with you all, even if it makes me sound like a dumb stoner

Kazuha: Smoking weed out of a bong requires all four of the elements

[drabblesbyjubs]

Why Kazuha and I should date; a comprehensive list

1. We both like the color red

2. We both like nature

3. We both give off stoner vibes

4. We both have a dead friend

5. He’s hot

[ventitititi]

Who do we think would smoke weed in genshin (aside from kazuha because i see stoner kazu everywhere)

I want reader introducing zhongli to it, thinking he hasn't a clue what he's doing... But he's ancient, of course he knows how to roll a joint darling

... not that he's telling you that, he's far too amused by watching you roll one up, smug smile on your face

Yeah.... Him just entertaining you<33

(this could also apply to other immortal/long lived characters too tbh)

[starscara]

WEEK 0NE ; in the hills of teyvat (4th - 8th oct)

#DAY1 — ELECTR1C L0VE (lisa)

volunteering in the library will always be challenging, but the rewards that come with it are worth the hard work.

contains: electrostimulation, slight mommy kink, dom/sub undertones, squirting, semi-public sex, possessive behaviour/mannerisms, pet names, fingering, teasing

#DAY2 — THREE'S A CR0WD (heizou + kazuha)

mental note; don’t accept weed from the college stoners, unless you’re up for the side effects.

contains: threesome, drug misuse, dirty talk, praise, dubiously consensual touching, degrading, blowjobs, manhandling, multiple creampies, bukkake, photo-taking

#DAY3 — ALL M1NE (il dottore)

the relationship you share is professional. the experiments … not so much.

contains: scalpel kink, marking, possessive behaviour, descriptions of blood, unrequited love, dry humping, size kink, riding, spoilers for dottore’s real name, use of “lab rat” and “test subject”, descriptions of needles, corruption, mild disassociation

(guys stop liking this and go check out the actual works that i spent sm time on 😡 you might like them)

© ST4RSC4R4’S K1NKT0BER — deep in love. do not copy, repost or translate my works without permission.

[nyxiiia]

lesson in love

.00 // sad bitches only

NOTES

yn — 4th year literature major. extreme intimacy issues, has a hard time opening up to people and uses humour as a coping mechanism. childhood friends with kazuha. roommates with nilou.

ayaka — 3rd year political science major. spends her free time learning kpop choreography with nilou. in love with yoimiya, but she’s completely clueless about it. roommates with yoimiya.

yoimiya — 3rd year chemistry major. adhd personified. constantly losing lab equipment. known yn since childhood, only reconnected when she joined the akademiya. roommates with ayaka. lesbian.

nilou — 4th year dance major. captain of the sumeru akademiya dance team. posts kpop dance covers on twitter. well liked by the student body. roommates with yn.

kazuha — 4th year creative writing major. resident stoner. writes twitter poetry (ironically). childhood friends with yn. his roommate dropped out in their second year, and he’s had the dorm to himself ever since.

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[lemonmaid]

Imagine if Genshin Impact was a reality show.

Warnings(?): kinda modernized and slight ships? And a reference to stoners and being depressed

Xiao: "my dad decided to date someone who is a few years older than me, I'm pretty sure they also tried to kill him several times before. Fucking slut".

Zhongli: "Xiao, we don't use that language in this house sweetheart".

Xiao: "I wish mom was here".

Childe: "hey there champ!".

Xiao: "kill yourself".

....

Venti: "now I know it is the holidays so that just means I have an excuse to drink more".

....

Keaya: "three things I love about the holidays, 1. I can drink with family and friends, 2. I get things, and 3. I get to start drama and it is excused".

...

Scaramouche: "I don't mean to sound like a bitch but this food taste like shit"

Ei: "Excuse me?"

Scaramouche: "oh suddenly we aren't taking constructive criticism? Oh let's make fun of Scaramouche for joining a cult but let's not help him! In fact let's abandon him!"

*slams door*

Yae *drunk*: "heh, I remember being 500 years old, teenagers. Am I right?"

...

Aether:" and then he tells me that they are just roommates but like who lives in a one-bedroom house with a roommate?"

Cyno: "someone who doesn't like their business in others people's mouths".

...

Kazuha: "mushrooms? Not that I'm one to judge for someone's intakes"

Tighnari: "oh please, this is more better than that dreadful Naku Weed. You didn't even bother bringing any drinks!"

Kazuha: "not my fault that you took a big hit"

Scaramouche: "what are you stoners doing?"

Kazuha: "trying not to be depressed".

[shmpxx]

͙͘͡★ GENSHIN IMPACT

ִ ࣪𖤐 kazuha kaedehara

nsfw

he’s a stoner ⟢ smoking weed and having sex w. kazuha for the first time.