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townofcrosshollow · 1 year

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Shocked how many people think you can just turn on a computer and leave it on for weeks or months or years and never turn it off and it'll be fine. Computers need their sleep, and sleep mode does not count

#seriously there are processes important to the health of your computer that run when you turn it off or on #if you computer runs like shit or if your laptop's always hot that's why #'oh but it takes so long to boot up' YEAH BECAUSE YOU'VE KILLED HER SLOWLY #you've done the equivalent of stapling her eyes open and tazing her when she falls asleep. STOP #incoherent rambling

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seanflnnerty · 1 month

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"Hey, have a cigarette or something."

#d20edit #dimension20edit #dimension 20 #d20 #mygifs #dropoutedit #dropoutsource #d20 spoilers #nsbu #nsbuedit #never stop blowing up #brennan lee mulligan #tw: blood #tw: smoking #if 👏 smoking👏 bad👏 why👏 hot? 👏👏👏#that's just what i want to know #listen this is so sean finnerty coded idk what to tell you #you have every right to unfollow me this is just pure thirst idk what to say #and IM NOT SAHRRY!

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chamomiletealeaf · 1 month

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Need Simon Riley to hold me down into a mating press and cum inside me so hard and so deep I feel his cock pulsating and I’m so full of him I start leaking.

#call of duty #knees to my ears #lowkey starting to be into the idea of cumming inside #why is it so hot #want him so deep he can’t thrust any further #next stop is breeding kink probably #sorry had to get that out #simon riley #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost #ghost cod #ghost x reader #cod #cod mw #cod mw2 #cod mw3

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kaaaaaaarf · 5 months

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Trans masc Sirius and his dirty stoner boyfriend Remus who keeps giving him UTIs from fingering him after hand rolling his joints.karf

#RIP Sirius you are God's strongest soldier #why does Remus look so hot in a dirty white tee with holes in it #it's not your fault sirius #(help)#(i can't stop thinking about this)#someone write this I already have too much on my plate #kay tag #wolfstar #marauders #karfy kaws

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and-corn · 10 months

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so i'm staying in florida for a while

Bonus:

#I’m out here fielding lizards like I’m playing short stop in the World Series #Florida life is wack send help #why is it so hot all the time with a million percent humidity #comic #comic art #original comic #humor #artists on tumblr

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cutie-lumi · 4 months

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Let's make a deal~ ❤️

#ensemble stars #enstars #femstars #genderbend #natsume sakasaki #hokuto hidaka #my art #art #i spent an ungodly amount of time on natsume's face #i literally CANNOT draw faces in this angle #her hairstyle also doesnt help it either #you should have seen the way i struggled with this one #this is also kinda like how ur supposed to draw ppl kissing #so if u have ever wondered Why i dont draw characters kissing #ITS BC I HATE DRAWING HEADS IN THIS ANGLE #anyways would anyone like to make a deal with two hot demon girls #bc i for sure would #i would specifically wish for knowing how to draw heads in different angles #okay i will stop ranting about me being bad at drawing heads in different angles

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aroaceleovaldez · 11 months

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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

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wulfhalls · 1 year

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GIRLS?????????? GIRLIES????????? HELLO??????????

#paul wesley #star trek #snw #strange new worlds #NOT THE SPIRK FIGURES AND THE COMICWLSJSJHSJS PAULLLLLLLLLLL #stop hes so hot. why is everything happening today im so overwhelmed i havent even had time to watch the ep yet

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kuro-is-doodlin · 5 months

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Feeling nice today so, have a second batch of Cloakless Siffrin, posing like a supermodel

#drawing #my art #art #traditional art #fanart #in stars and time fanart #in stars and time siffrin #in stars and time #isat #isat siffrin #isat fanart #supermodel #pose #Cloakless Siffrin #god why are they so hot #what did i do #i cannot stop ever again #he's my new babygirl

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cosmicdreamgrl · 13 days

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maknae line x bst performances pt.2 for @jkvjimin

#btsedit #btsgif #dailybts #usersky #userpat #taehyunghobi #userines #userdimple #usersevn #raplineuser #uservans #annietrack #underbetelgeuse #rjshope #usermaggie #usermizuoka #*mine #bts #maknae line #tw flashing #to quote a certain movie we're all in this together lol #i can't believe we're almost at the end of posting everyone's birthday gifts #i had so much fun & yes making multiple comps in the span of a month was a lot of work but no complaints #i digress hi pat we're back for another round of suffering with these menaces #when i tell you i had..........plenty of feelings making this one #why like actually WHY does jungkook have to be so fucking hot #i legit felt feral i can't even lie #sir if you don't stop fr #anyway i know how much you love this song/era/choreo so to commemorate it in such a manner seemed right #okay that's all i adore you to the universe & back bye

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jamiecalledraws · 1 year

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THEY FIXATED ON HER FOR 2 ADVENTURING PARTY EPISODES!

INSANE.

ICONIC. I'M DEAD. MURDER ME AND BURY ME IN AN ORANGE TOP HAT PLS.

The Incredibly Iconic and Hot. Nara the Orange Fairy from Dimension 20's Neverafter as the Queen of Cups.

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shadowtraveled · 5 months

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this is a largely meaningless observation but, based on the fleki uniform demonstration comic, mithrun seems to wear the default style of the canary uniform, probably because he has no desire to personalize it or preference for how to do so, etc. when he does seem to pick his own clothes, though, they don’t look super in-line with what we’re shown of elven clothing styles in his region: high collars look like they’re fairly popular with elves in general, but out of uniform he tends to be a lot more covered up than everyone else—long sleeves, long pants, boots rather than sandals, and he dresses that way both prior to getting eaten and after the events of the series. anyway it’s kind of cute that after everything that happened to him, someone cared enough to remember what his clothing preferences used to be.

#sorry my head is full of him #dungeon meshi spoilers #just mentioned. just a bit #dungeon meshi #mithrun #he’s like a case study in the problems that would Of Course arise in a society with the standards and values we frequently see in elves #in fantasy which is very refreshing because again What is with fantasy writers writing their elven societies Like That and going no they can #be weird elitists they’re hot and they’re kind of right. and leaving it at that. i mean i know why that happens but. anyway #if elves are going to be elfing in that way it’s so much more interesting to see how that manifests and affects individuals within that #culture. this was a large part of essek’s appeal to me also lmfaondns and it is why i can’t stop giving my dnd characters elf ancestry. if #you’re going to make them be fucked up let me think about the consequences !!!! but anyway yeah no mithrun gets to be on my mind 24/7 #because he Is the consequences. and it’s very good but also i am so so sad

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deoidesign · 6 months

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Forgive me for my impure thoughts...