It's honestly a crime that hermitblr didn't tell me about Stress and Iskall sooner. Like. Those two have just existed this whole time. And no one told me
Why the Neighborhood is the best group this season:
Stress gives Iskall a cat
Iskall does not want a cat
In an attempt to not get anymore cats, Iskall tries to convince Stress that RenDOG wants a cat because he’s obviously historically a cat lover. I mean, it’s even in his name
Iskall sells VintageBeef an apartment with one of the cats he did not want from Stress already living inside
VintageBeef is very excited to have a cat come with his new apartment
Because the cat is tamed by Iskall, he needs another cat
In conclusion: Beef wants cats, Stress wants to give people cats, Ren is involved for no good reason, and Iskall somehow now actually needs a cat
Grian: Every time I hear someone talk about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete the joke.
Mumbo: Okay, but what is updog?
Iskall: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, usually with ketchup, mustard, onions, or relish
Stress: That's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of a program is released
Jevin: No, that's an update. Updog is the fourth-largest city in Sweden
Cleo: That's Uppsala. Updog is a symbol used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
Joe: That's an epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current
Tango: That's an updraft. Updog is the modern version of a henway
Mumbo: What's a henway???
Tango: About five pounds
more people need to watch stress. shes translocating platypuses. shes forcing cats on her neighbors. shes loving inside of a giant deepslate castle with a skull on the front and it still feels warm and homey. shes planning on holding a murder mystery inside of houses with the color pallette of a strawberry poptart. nobodys doing it like her