#string cheese nonnie

[raccoonfallsharder]

idk if u remember string cheese anon but hi, it's me

honestly I might just send asks occasionally when I do mundane things that I think rocket would have interesting reactions to because I'm bored :P

I think he'd find coloring books really weird at first but then secretly do urs when u aren't looking (and if he's anything like me, he would see one of those "adult" ones that's needlessly complicated with the patterns and despise it for doing too much, but maybe he wants it to be complicated. it's overwhelming for me tho lmao)

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ STRING CHEESE NONNIE. how could i possibly forget you? please. you inspired some of my most delightful imaginings in the last few weeks and i am grateful for your presence in my asks!

no pressure but if you DO decide to send mundane things you think rocket would have an interest in, i would be eternally delighted

as you know, of course, rocket didn't really get a childhood. even the lovely memories he might've had playing tag with lylla & teefs & floor are more bittersweet than nostalgic. so when you tell him that coloring is relaxing and meditative and that it reminds you of being a little kid, he just blinks at you, and scoffs, and goes about his day.

but he pays attention. he watches you. and you seem to really enjoy it. and rocket doesn't like to miss out, so after you go to bed one night, he flips through your coloring book and opens your box of crayons.

they smell weird. waxy. he likes the feel of the fibrous paper wrappers under his fingers, though.

maybe if he had torn out the pages he'd ended up coloring, you wouldn't have noticed his additions so quickly. or if he'd just been more normal about his coloring. but rocket's style is too meticulous. unique. the colors he chooses don't always make sense - how d'you know? you ain't been around the universe long enough yet to say what's weird an' what's not, he reminds you smugly when you confront him. on the other hand, you realize that you have no idea what the high evolutionary did to his eyes. maybe he still can't see red - or maybe he sees more colors than a terran human like yourself could even dream of. either way, each stroke of color is deliberately applied. in fact, rocket's probably one of those people who adds more detail into the pictures: makes the boring humans look like other lifeforms he met once, or changes their clothes to reflect something he saw one time on a space station out in the lumyra system. i imagine he's actually really good at drawing in a particular, precise sort of way - he maybe hasn't consumed a lot of narrative or conceptual art, but he can glance at a mechanical diagram and flawlessly recreate it years later.

in any case, he's realized you're right. there's something relaxing about it - pulling color out across a soft sheet of paper. changing it. making something of it. it's liberating. it's freeing. he can do whatever he wants. go wherever he wants. he particularly likes it when you bring out older coloring books - the waxy smell has grown on him, combined with the scent of the shabby-soft, faded paper. he likes the simpler images over the more complex ones, too - but mostly because it leaves him more room to create what he wants on the page.

next time mantis stops by, she brings some coloring books that quill had sent along from terra. you and rocket pour over them, exploring each page. after he's done with captain-shit for the night, he takes a break from the new ship he's been building to sit with you and color in the common area.

it ain't like being a kid again, he tells you one night, thoughtfully.

you blink over at him. what?

coloring, he says. it ain't like being a kid again.

you wait, looking over at him while he thoughtfully selects another crayon.

being a kid was bein in a cage, he tells you quietly, turning his eyes back to his page and pressing the waxy tip into the paper. he doesn't look up.

this is like flyin.

[panie-wanie-dean-bean]

Idk how to contribute to this basement ecosystem but wat i can do is hide during the day, and scuttle around on all fours at night to make sure everyone is okay, and leave extra blankeys, refill water glasses, and leave little complimentary hotel mints under pillows before dawn

den i return to a hole i dug out in the corner while everyone was busy I could dig more to escape but i dont wanna-

sometimes i would come out to scuttle and hunt, for stringed cheese, but only during the harsh winter seasons when bagged chips are scarce, as you do

For my kind, this is peak expression, of affection

🖤 nonny

I'm flattered you'd burrow in my basement! From my research your kind only does so when they feel safe in their enclosure. And don't worry, I'll make sure to leave your snacks around your den so you don't have to go too far

[dragonjesterwrites]

you think you can do a dimentio x princess!reader headcanons? [reader using they/them pronouns if possible?!]

You got it, nonnie :)

Dimentio x Princess!Reader HCs

He's manipulated plenty of royals in the past. Too easy, usually they're kids quite literally fed off a silver spoon. But you- he likes you. You're able to match wits with him, you treat him with respect despite his jester attire and act, and on top of that, you have such a lovely laugh.

So he decides to get close to you, stick by your side. He pulls strings to help you advance your status, and in return you're happy to lavish him with gifts. He very much enjoys that part.

He'll often sneak you fine cheeses and wines from the castle kitchen or cellar while you practice for your royal duties- an upcoming ball, a royal speech, etc.

He'll help you practice too- he's an excellent dancer, and of course, his silver tongue comes in handy if the speech is in reaction to some delicate matter.

If you get tired of being eyed by every eligible bachelor/bachelorette noble at the ball, he'll happily provide a distraction for you to sneak off. He'll find you soon enough, and you'll spend the evening with him, laughing together and dining on all the food the two of you could sneak out from the kitchens.

A romance between a jester and a member of the royal family is something that's just not done. But that doesn't stop him from starting to court you, and it doesn't stop you from reciprocating.

If it's extremely forbidden, like "We'll ship you off to another kingdom" level forbidden, he'll invite you to run away with him, hopping from dimension to dimension. Not the most stable life, but you're sure to have fun.

[disfictional]

BBC Sherlock Crossword Puzzle #2

I couldn't stop at just one BBC Sherlock New York Times-style cryptic. Here's a solvable puzzle, this time with a few added Good Omens, BTS, MDZS, and beloved fanfic author (@totallysilvergirl @inevitably-johnlocked )references. Check it out on Ao3 here, or for a more accessible version, you can read the clues below the cut. Aaaand for curious folks who just aren't into crosswords, here are the clues and their solutions. Happy solving!

Across

1. Watson to Holmes in the ASiP case 4

5. Butter for lotions 4

9. Fourth string, in sports 5

14. Canal recently featured in fanfiction, oddly 4

15. 221B’s kitchen when it’s full of dishes, say 4

16. Exceptionally angry 5

17. Build-your-own furniture store 4

18. Prefix for choke or fact 4

19. Like Moriarty in Sherlock’s data 5

20. Fall time locale? 3 12

23. Pimple, informally 3

24. Sherlock investigates them in Pleasure to Burn by scullyseviltwin, a firefighter AU 6

28. Major Yorkshire river that runs through Leeds and Skipton 4

29. Common tag acronym on BBC Sherlock meta 4

31. Swindle, trick 3

32. Potential dog house locale? 2 11

35. Stubbs, the loveliest Mrs. Hudson ♥️ 3

36. “_____ do!” (“No you don’t!” retort) 4

37. Period in time 3

38. “If I had to ____ that face, I’d avoid his nose and cheekbones, too.” 4

39. Japanese chef of Buzzfeed Tasty videos 3

40. Tea with an employer locale? 1 11

44. Attack on Titan online abbr. 3

45. A screwdriver has many, on Doctor Who 4

46. Electric swimmers 4

47. Follower of Islam 6

49. Gun, as an engine when Mrs. Hudson drives 3

50. Silver medals, or a clue to 20-, 32-, and 40-across 12

57. _____ fours, pastries judged on their uniformity on the Great British Bake Off 5

60. _____ On, Silvergirl’s fic in which Sherlock joins an Irish folk band 4

61. Smelly cheese 4

62. Menu at un café 5

63. @inevitably_johnlocked might call one “nonny” 4

64. Auld ____ Syne 4

65. Largest republic of the USSR 5

66. Citizen of Latvia 4

67. Singularly named artist who sings May It Be 4

Down

1. S2E1 4

2. B*tch, to a Russian 4

3. Not an observer, to Sherlock 4

4. Sauce for a gyro 8

5. More intelligent (as Mycroft insists he is to Sherlock) 7

6. “I’m not a _____, I’m a high functioning sociopath” 4

7. ¿Que es _____? 4

8. Cher’s disgusted expression in Clueless 4

9. “Is it too early for a ______?” -John to Mary in The Six Thatchers 7

10. Journeys 5

11. Musicians need a good one 3

12. Words before distance or disadvantage 3

13. Giedroyc of The Great British Bake-off 3

21. Medieval address to a king 4

22. Like one with a long coat and a short friend 4

25. Eye, to Dr. Watson 6

26. Strega ______ never-ending pasta (poss.) 5

27. Severus of Potions class 5

28. Resources (John has many fine ones he’s overlooked in his obsession with Sherlock) 6

29. Grows weary 5

30. Lan Jingyi’s English university net username? 4

32. Dublin-born Total Wipeout co-host Amanda 5

33. …and sometimes Y 5

34. Cheers for Taehyung at a BTS concert, perhaps 4

38. Like most cases Holmes takes on (and this puzzle, I hope) 8

40. Like 221B when Holmes stops playing violin 7

41. Grp. whose motto is “Semper Fidelis” 4

42. Crowley in Eden 7

43. Achilles’ _____ 4

48. Sherlock M-theory writer’s acronym (poss.) 5

51. John often gives and receives it in E-rated fic 4

52. Number of lives for a cat 4

53. Train org. in Detroit or D.C. 4

54. Large group of related Scottish families 4

55. Start of a children’s rhyme for making a choice 4

56. Yoongi of BTS 4

57. Test needed to travel, these days 3

58. “_____ in Edward,” expression to spell “Euros” over the phone, say 3

59. S2E3 3

[malfoyfarms]

Momma J

“Omg do something where jj cares for you in sleepy girl again. Maybe like you get to drunk and he takes care of you in front of your friends and doesn’t care that they tease him.” -nonnie

“more soft jj x reader please i love your writing” -nonnie

Pairing: JJ Maybankx Fem!Reader

W/C: 737

Warnings: storms, mentions of alcohol (underaged), language, forced yakking 

A/N: this is not my best I apologize:( but i watched a video on tik tok on how to make blue mac n cheese, i’m trying to write something else that is better, pls dont sue :(

*NOT EDITED*

Late night drinking on JB’S patio during a storm was a typical behavior for you and your friends. The night had started out as enjoying a beer with dinner, but ended up playing a couple games of quarters and two rounds of Tall Boy Roulette. 

You were so close to finishing your second Lime-a-Rita, praying it was the last round of the night. The amount of alcohol you had consumed was going to make it hard to get up tomorrow. You were squeezed in between JJ and Sarah, and hadn’t stood up in a while, which indicated you really didn’t know how drunk you were. 

JJ’s arm snaked around your waist, pulling you as close to him as he could. The dazed look in your eyes confirmed to him that you were indeed drunk. A lackadaisical smile appeared on your face as you realized who was holding onto you. 

“I’m going pee, don’t miss me too much,” you giggled. The moment you stood up, you knew you were fucked. 

“You good Y/n/n?” JJ asked. You gave him a quick thumbs up and went on your way. 

Your body swayed back and forth as you slowly made it to the bathroom. Trying to sit down on the toilet was a process you had never found difficult until this moment in time. Your subconscious mentally thanked you that you had sweatpants on, and not something with buttons or a zipper. Once you had finished peeing and washing your hands, you entered the second stage of drunk Y/N-- the slump. 

“Babe! Arms open now!” You yelled through the house, hoping you were heard. You rounded the corner to go out to the porch to be greeted with open arms. You clumsily clambered into the blonde boy’s lap, your back against his chest, head coming to rest on his collar bone. 

                                                       ~~~

Not even twenty minutes later JJ was looking down at your sleep induced face. A strike of lightning cracked over the ocean, causing you to jump awake. 

“Fuck I’m really drunk,” you mumbled as you toyed with the strings on JJ’s sweatshirt. He moved some hair out of your face, knocking into your nose. 

The entire scene around you was spinning, making it hard to focus on any words being spoken around you. Your throat went dry, and you knew what was going to come next. As your body tensed above JJ’s he could tell something was off. “Uhm, I’m going to go pull trig and go to bed, goodnight.” With those simple words you stumbled towards the bathroom for the second time tonight. You heard quick footsteps follow you, and help you gently sit on the ground.

“Aha, my knight!” You giggled, making JJ laugh. He quickly picked your hair up into a messy bun and left the bathroom to grab some water. You shoved your index and middle finger down your throat until you felt your gag reflex come into action.

While you were emptying your stomach into the toilet you felt a blanket being placed over your shoulders, and a hand gripping the bun on top of your head. Once JJ was sure you were done, he pulled your head back by the bun to face him. He wiped your mouth off with toilet paper and gave you some water to drink. Your toothbrush was ready with toothpaste on it. JJ’s arm around your waist kept you standing as you brushed your teeth at a sub-par level. 

The sweet boy then moved on to wiping your face a final time with a washcloth, and meandering you into his designated room. 

“Aw look at Momma J taking care of his baby,” John B teased. A middle finger was sent his way from JJ and a goofy wink was sent from you. 

You plopped on the bed, making grabby hands as JJ tried to peel back the quilt.

“Jayj, your drunk baby needs you. Really really bad,” he chuckled at how needy you had become. Once he had finally settled in next to you, JJ felt you slowly make your way onto his chest. Your hands played with the frayed bottom of his shirt, causing a tickle against his skin. He could sense the drifting of your consciousness, the alcohol and vomiting catching up with you. 

“Goodnight darling, I love you,” he whispered with lips pressed to your temple. 

“I hmm whoo,” was sincerely mumbled back. 

[curious-menace]

Can I get hradcanons of what the ridlers would like for their S/Os to put in their lunchboxes ?

you surely can nonnie!

Arkham riddler

oh this is so sweet! he’s never had someone make a pack lunch for him before! its almost too nice to actually eat. he’s just going to stare at it for a while.

he likes lunches in a little brown paper bag. like the kind he never got at school. send him a lil wrapped sandwich and some snacks and an apple and he’ll literally be weeping tears of joy. his s/o is so sweet and thoughtful and he loves them so much

he’s showing off to his minions that his s/o made something for him. did YOU get a pack lunch made with love passing goon? no? well I DID. what a shame for you  >:)

its a good thing someone is remembering food for him. if his s/o didnt send food he would absolutely forget to eat

Blacklight Riddler

he really likes leftovers! send him lil tupperware filled with the tasty things youve made for him and he’ll be happy as a bird with a french fry

he likes it when you wrap up cutlery for him. like he’s got some at his office but he always uses the same one, the one you send with the slightly bent fork prong. he might be a genius but he’s not sure how youve managed to fold the napkin like that. magic.  

he likes fresh leftovers from the night before. or some lil light pasta or soup thing made that morning. if you send him something frozen, he’ll think youre mad at him.

one time you forgot or were sick and didnt send him anything and he actually called you at lunch like “ are you breaking up with me???” you had to calm him down and then go for lunch with him because he didnt think to bring himself anything. 

BTAS Riddler

just make double whatever you’re having and he’ll eat that. he’s not fussy. he does like baked goods thought. like buns and freshmade bread 

he will devour everything and anything you put in that lunchbox. make sure its only edible things. he has been in such a concentrated workflow he forgot to unwrap a burrito and got a mouthful of tinfoil .

dont bother putting cute notes in. he wont read them while he’s working and he might even eat them if he’s not paying attention.

he will literally only let you cook for him. he’s a germaphobe and he doesnt trust anyone else with his food prep. if you are for whatever reason, unable to do this for him, he would rather go hungry than eat something someone else touched.  

Original Riddler

this is silly but he likes school lunches. like pb+j sandwiches, cheese strings and peperami snacks. he didnt get these when he was younger and now he’s relishing in having an s/o whos willing to indulge him. 

he always keeps the lil notes you leave him. whether its a lipstick print or a reminder to get milk on the way home. he has every single one of them in a drawer in his desk and he’s running out of space. 

he mostly wants snacks. he doesn't eat a lot but he eats all the time. like constant snacking to keep him going rather than sit down to an actual meal like a sensible human.

he cried real tears when you told him dunkaroo’s had been discontinued. you've been trying to make him some from scratch but its just not the same.

Telltale Riddler

he’s probably taken your lunch by mistake...or intentionally, knowing him. 

he just wants a regular old sandwich or pita pocket or anything he can eat one handed while he works. nothing fancy, its only lunch. just something to keep him going .

he likes it when you sneak him protein bars and energy snacks. you both know its not good for him but he appreciates it because you know how much he likes to just keep working when he’s in a good flow. 

he really likes it when you put a thermos of coffee in his backpack. he loves home made coffee and something about yours his 1000x better than anything from starbucks or cafe triste 

Zero year riddler 

ok he knows he’s asking quite a lot every day, especially considering getting the ingredients isnt easy but he likes bento boxes. something about the bright colours and variety just makes him happy.

he likes to have a different box every day. some times sushi sometimes sometimes pita and falafel sometimes pasta.if you give him something 2 days in a row he’ll get bored.

he likes to blog his boxes. he likes to show off what he’s got and takes a bunch of artsy photos of his lunch. doesnt mention he wasnt the one who made it mind you, the little credit hog. 

please dont put soda or energy drinks in his lunch. he loves drinking it but he’s going to be bouncing off the damn walls and driving you insane. you giving him water for lunch is the only time he actually drinks something that isnt filled with sugar. 

there  you go nonnie! ive made myself hungry writing this so im going to go grab a snack haha

got something you wana talk about? send me an ask or a dm! im always game to talk about our favorite curious menace 💚💜

[simplybakugou]

Nah, you didn't miss anything. I was hungry last night but all I had that didn't require actual cooking was string cheese. And then I wondered about the boys eating string cheese. Bakugou would be the one to bite it off, probably some fancy string cheese. Deku maybe eats it rabbit style. Todoroki's the best. Can't eat it unless he tears off the strings. Doesn't realize you don't have to eat it that way. 10000% stoic face while eating it but he looks so cute and the cheese makes him look ooc.

you know what nonnie i appreciate these hcs of the boys eating string cheese

i just was so confused about the context of it last night lmao

[synchronmurmurs]

I usually eat my food at home cause I am a super messy eater, I just shove everything in my mouth and sauce gets everywhere so obviously I don't wanna get judged the food is just messy but do you think Dante would be a really messy eater and that he and his so would eat tonnes of fast food together and he'd think it was adorable that's she's got ice cream on her cheek? Or gravy or chinese food lol

NONNIE I STAND WITH YOU. Back when that chapter of VoV came out where V(ergil) helps himself to a burger, I went and bought one too to celebrate his first meal in decades, and lemme tell you. It was a great burger, but the pattie kept slip slidin' out of the bun and that stupid thing happened where you end up with more bottom bun than top bun somehow???? So there I am, bbq sauce on my tiddies with 3/4 of a beef pattie hanging out the ass end of Not Enough Bread omfg it was awful 😂😂

BUT ANYWAY. I can totes see Dante struggling to stretch his hand out when he's eating a slice of pizza because that damn cheese just keeps on stretching, and it ends up getting stuck to his coat. He tries to wipe it off, but it sticks to his hand and oh my god this one string of cheese is never ending someone please help this poor man... He'd probably see a messy eater as really fuggin' cute though. Like he'd spend half the meal just watching you from across the table with a smile on his face. Maybe when nobody's looking, he'll lean over and lick that bit of sauce from the corner of your mouth and comment on the flavour.

If you fluster, he'd just start laughing because you're such an easy target for that sort of thing, and you're so cute he can't help himself!!!

What a doofy putz lmfao give him an ol' 1-2 for ya gurl Sync, will you?

[featherymalignancy]

When will chapter 3 of Lonely House be out?

Hello mysterious stranger (the day I use the term “nonnie” is the day you know I’ve been bodysnatched 😂😂😂)

Short answer: hopefully never soon! I have a very detailed outline, and when I got a chance to work on it for a bit yesterday, it was really flowing.

Long answer: Like many others, I suffer from a mood disorder than can strike unexpectedly and throw my entire world into very painful chaos. Last weekend I had one of these episodes (for lack of a better word) and  writing just became impossible. 

I don’t mean this as an excuse—y’all have been patiently waiting and your love and support means everything to me; I don’t want to let you down with super long wait times between chapters.

 I only mention it so that others who struggle with these sorts of things know they are not alone. And if there are days where brushing your teeth or eating string cheese is all you accomplish, be kind to yourself about it.

Love you all, and always remember to practice self care!! 💖💝💖💝

[raccoonfallsharder]

string cheese anon here! thanks for answering my ask! <3 but the way u said rocket would eat anything u didn't tell him to for some reason reminded me of that classic dog owning experience (he is not a dog but he is a little gremlin sometimes, as a treat):

"What is that in your mouth?" *dog immediately runs away* "DROP IT!"

idk I just

I think it'd be funny for quill to see rocket running away with string cheese or any other forbidden food in his mouth while you (me? anyone really) are in hot pursuit

string cheese nonnie! (i feel like i have a lot of anons named after foods??) you are precious and i am grateful for this message because:

yes. YES. maybe pete sent you some fancy chocolate-covered espresso beans from terra when mantis had come to visit him, and she'd dropped them off on knowhere for you when she'd passed by. they are very bad for raccoons but rocket likes that they keep him AWAKE so he can BUILD MORE BOMBS. still buzzed on the first handful he'd swiped when you weren't looking, he asks you to try some.

i dunno, you tell hesitate. these aren't really good for you.

but he sweet-talks you (which should've been a red flag if you're being honest) and when you reach in to grab him just one he snatches the whole 4 oz bag from you, hangs onto it with his teeth, and sprints off on all four legs like he does sometimes you're freaking out a bit because that's like the equivalent of 9.5 cups of coffee - will he eat them all at once? probably not??? how sick will all that chocolate and caffeine make him if he does? you almost trip, lurching upright and throwing yourself after him so quick that you're almost moving faster than your feet, carried by momentum

also those thing were expensive and you don't know when pete will be able to get you more

nebula's got a stick of grilled orloni halfway to her mouth and freezes as the two of you shoot down in the streets of knowhere. the orloni vendor also stares. was that the captain? he asks

cosmo is helping drax with the kids but gets distracted when you tear past and wants to play too. once she joins the chase, of course the kids follow her lead, and of course drax follows them, and soon it's basically a fuckin parade, all chasing the captain & his ill-gotten espresso beans

now i'm watching videos of raccoons stealing food and running off

[sugarsugarmoon]

For the ask meme, all? :D 😂

Oh, nonnie, you forget that I’m nothing if not petty. You thought I wouldn’t do it? I took almost none of this seriously.

Planets: Life

Mercury: What’s your full name? em i. ly

Venus: What’s your first language? Arguably English because I’m not literate in my actual first language and no one speaks it to me anymore

Earth: Where’s your home?About 15 minutes from where I am now

Mars: What’s your sexuality? queer af. I tell people “mostly gay. gender fluid”

Jupiter: Do you have any siblings? yep. Several.

Saturn: Any pets? yep. 2 doggies, 1 cat

Uranus: What’s your hobby? writing and backpacking

Neptune: When’s your birthday? Just before the Ides of March

Pluto: What time is it right now where you are? 7:28am but I’m saving this as a draft so probably a different time when I post it.

Moon: What are you currently studying/hope to study? uh….I was learning Korean until my language exchange partner was the worst…but not much right now. I’m a whole adult.

Stars: Experiences

Sun: Have you ever had alcohol? obviously

Sirius: Have you ever failed a class? Just once.

Rigel: Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster? emotionally. also physically

Deneb: Have you ever been out of your home country? loads of times

Arcturus: Have you cried out of something other than sadness? always

Betelgeuse: What’s something you can never forget about? trauma

Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about? education and soft cheeses

Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone? nah

Bellatrix: Have you ever been forced to lie/keep a secret? sure

Alphard: Have you ever lost a friend? several

Vega: What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t? not wearing sunscreen. also too many shitty dudes with shitty dicks.

Constellations: Favourites

Centaurus: Favourite holiday? Halloween

Orion: Favourite month? March or June…maybe October

Cassiopeia: Favourite book? Fahrenheit 451

Delphinus: Favourite study? Postcolonial theory

Hercules: Favourite instrument? idk? Harpsichord?

Gemini: Favourite song? At this moment, Holy by King Princess

Pegasus: Favourite place to be? mountains

Libra: Favourite colour? mint green/teal

Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear? nothing or those swishy windbreaker pants

Aries: Favourite movie? Amelie

Cygnus: Favourite weather? 40-60 degrees F, partly cloudy.

Hydra: Favourite sound? my dom’s voice

Galaxies: Love/Friends  

Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend?  like age oldest or longest? Because one of my coworkers probably or my friend Casee

Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social? NO. Not. At. All. I am friendly to everyone, but I want to be home alone in my bed.

Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight? nope

Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss? age 12

Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills? not good. I’ve been told that how quirky and awkward I am is very charming though so…¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much? yes, a lot with friendships too.

Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to? as it is the person with whom I’m already in a relationship, yes

Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now? yes ☺️

Bode’s Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer? “Stalker” is probably a better term, but yes.

Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity? absolutely not

Tadpole Galaxy: Would you deny a relationship/friendship?  I actually don’t know what this means…so…maybe?

Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried over a breakup? duh

Other stuff: Wishes

Comet: What’s your big dream? become an heiress

Asteroid: What does your dream life look like? loads of sex, ice cream, and fanfic

Meteor: What’s something you wish you could tell, but can’t? well that would be telling it, wouldn’t it? Vaguely? Andrew

Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be? the knot in my hoodie string

Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be? I’d bring my coffee cup back inside my house to wash it.

Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years? in the next 10 years…I’d like to be ages 29-38

Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die? be unconscious 

Quasar: If you could spend the rest of your life with only one person, who would it be? Jeff Goldblum

Wormhole: What’s something you wish would happen, but know won’t? Bernie

Black Hole: What’s the last thing you want to see? the inside of my eyelids

[raccoonfallsharder]

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various guardians of the galaxy headcanons, minifics, drabbles, asks, imagines, and fan art! most are sfw and/or fluffy, and most can be read platonically or romantically. any that are nsfw are notes as such. back to main masterlist.

✶ ask | ‧₊˚ minific

general headcanons ✶‧₊˚

˚₊‧✶ how rocket views sex work (spoiler: positivitely) [NSFW] ˚₊‧✶ rocket & occasional post-sex feelings [NSFW] ˚₊‧✶ quill & innocence/optimism ˚₊‧✶ rocket & nebula (2014) in endgame ‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket & quill were scooped together ‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ cinnamon roll peter quill continued ˚₊‧✶ rocket, lylla, & drax; comfort post-xandar ‧₊˚ [related: drax & lylla symmetry] ˚₊‧✶ rocket's dad-glasses ‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket's lifespan ✶ ˚₊‧✶ how the bowie got its name (threaded convo with @mrwolfhare) [minific] ˚₊‧✶ how mantis names the abilisks ✶ ‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ mantis' friendship with rocket [threaded with headcanon 12] ‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ mantis & drax & what parenthood means ‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ why did thanos snap half of ALL life? (convo with @mrwolfhare) ˚₊‧✶ rocket is smarter than stark ✶ ˚₊‧✶ the bowie's construction/smarter than stark pt 2 (convo with @leresq) ˚₊‧✶ rocket's movie & television tastes (see follow-up ask, what if rocket finds the mcu movies?) ˚₊‧✶ raccoon sensory perception [ANGST] ˚₊‧✶ a new addition to rocket's library of mocking endearments ˚₊‧✶ eidos-rocket's goatee ✶ ˚₊‧✶ eidos-rocket headcanons with an SO (for nonnie) [SFW & NSFW] ✶ ˚₊‧✶ rocket's tail in the nanosuit ✶ ˚₊‧✶ rocket's use of medpacks ✶ ˚₊‧✶ not really a heacanon but some of the reasons people resonate with rocket ✶ ˚₊‧✶ universal translators (how they work, etc) (threaded convo)

imagines ✶‧₊˚

˚₊‧✶ rocket needs comfort food (creamy chicken fajita pasta nonnie) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket reacts to string cheese (string cheese nonnie) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket steals your espresso beans (string cheese nonnie) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket puts on weight 1 (nonnie) [fuck fatophobia] ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket puts on weight 2 (nonnie) [fuck fatphobia] ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket on birthdays (@lilfoxay) ‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket & coloring (string cheese nonnie) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket & origami ( @wren-phoenix) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket & lava lamps ( @chippybritt & @thirteens-lucky-tardis) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ bedtime rituals of rocket raccoon pt 1 [THREAD] ˚₊‧✶ rocket responds to you having an anxiety attack (hickey-nonnie) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket & sudoku, crosswords & word-searches ( @hyperjorts) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket & hanayama puzzles (nonnie) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket sings (nonnie) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ what if rocket finds the mcu movies? ( @mcsquared789) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ music and rocket & adam, pete & jason ( @leresq) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket goes on a road trip with wanda (for @hibatasblog) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ petting rocket till he purrs (wholesome nonnie & @whitedragoncoranth) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket "fixes" your car (@urbanfox197) ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ ᯓ⋆｡°✩practice: an eidos-rocket minific [for nonnie] ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket enjoying pop culture [for nonnie] ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket loves drag [for nonnie] ✶‧₊˚

fanart ✶‧₊˚ ˚₊‧✶ rocket & nova corps pt 1 ˚₊‧✶ rocket & nova corps part 2 (with what if? nebula) ˚₊‧✶ rocket & being a decent fuckin person ˚₊‧✶ chonky winter-fur rocket on fron (it fucken wimdy) ˚₊‧✶ rocket stuck in deep snow (string cheese nonnie) ✶ ˚₊‧✶ rocket needs/hates his anxiety jacket ˚₊‧✶ rocket & his pjs (bedtime rituals of rocket pt 2) *may be a bit spicy/nsfw? ˚₊‧✶ bathtime rituals of rocket raccoon (@mrwolfhare) ˚₊‧✶ rocket & origami (from the above imagine) ~ (@wren-phoenix) ˚₊‧✶ you give rocket an otter stuffie ‧₊˚

see more rocket raccoon fan art by me ✶‧₊˚

[raccoonfallsharder]

hi, string cheese anon making my triumphant return! it's snowing where I'm at and it's more snow than ive ever seen in my life lol

mcu rocket is like <4 ft tall right? imagine if he went to a really snowy place and fell in a snow bank. it's a funny image (but also get him a hot drink so maybe he doesn't kill u for laughing)

sorry i am behind on my asks, string cheese nonnie ♡ rest assured this made me giggle almost every day since you sent it and i hope you are doing so so so well

here’s a delightful piece of knowledge for you: mcu rocket is only three-foot-one. yup. he is a tiny lil guy. comics rocket is canonically four-foot-even, though when you look at him compared to other characters that seems impossible, unless everyone is 8+ feet tall

anyway your ask made me think of where i grew up which was pretty far north. 2-4’ drifts were semi-common, and every once in a while we’d end up having to shovel a tunnel from the door through six feet of snow (not often - maybe once every 2-3 years). and then i had a series of chain-reaction thoughts and this is where i landed.

hot cocoa mornings with rocket

(the next thought was this)

[raccoonfallsharder]

Oh my GOD, when "Take What You Need" is done… you MUST do a reversal of this--the Reader taking care of Rocket. SO MUCH potential for bonding, petting, grooming, cuteness--

*weapon arming, aiming noises!* "Da flarkin' hell you just say?"

--err, - heh-heh - now Rocket, when we say "cute" we absolutely mean Charismatic Top-Level Unstoppable Energy, not... that other thing, nope definitely not that!

love ♡♡♡ you are so much fun, your ideas are awesome, and your writing is ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎ i'm not sure ✩࿐࿔ take what you need will ever be fully complete (though it may eventually trickle to a halt) since it's powered almost entirely by reader requests and has no specific endgoal in mind

i may end up putting something on ao3 eventually. but there are actually quite a few ˚₊‧✶ headcanons & imagines ✶‧₊˚ i've written that are about caring for rocket (and sometimes rocket cares back) ~ if you haven't seen them already i'll link them below. and i'm like 99% sure you also read ⋆꙳•❅‧ traditions and frostnip. °❆⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

that said i am ALWAYS open to imagines/suggestions/prompts in my asks, though sometimes it takes me a while to write/post them (currently rolling my mind around a recent ask about rocket & time travel and i have an idea but it's gonna take work) here are the imagines i think may fit your requests, though there are lots more on the post linked above~

˚₊‧✶ rocket needs comfort food (inspired by creamy chicken fajita pasta nonnie) ˚₊‧✶ rocket puts on weight 1 (inspired by a nonnie) [fuck fatophobia] ˚₊‧✶ rocket puts on weight 2 (inspired by a nonnie) [fuck fatphobia] ˚₊‧✶ rocket on birthdays (for @lilfoxay) ˚₊‧✶ rocket & coloring (inspired by string cheese nonnie) ˚₊‧✶ rocket & origami (inspired by @wren-phoenix) ˚₊‧✶ rocket & lava lamps (inspired by @chippybritt and @thirteens-lucky-tardis) ˚₊‧✶ rocket responds to you having an anxiety attack (for hickey-nonnie) ˚₊‧✶ bathtime rituals of rocket raccoon (inspired by @mrwolfhare) [FAN ART]

ooh, also, an old fluff piece:

‧₊˚ ⋅♡ ࣪ ִֶָ☾. Autopilot Systems Check‧₊˚ ⋅☽ ࣪ ִֶָ♡.