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loversplayground · 2 months

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When life gives you...grapefruits.

This adorable open-ended stroker includes a 1 oz bottle of Grapefruit-flavored GoodHead Slick Head and ULTRASKYN Refresh Powder to keep it ripe and ready.

#handjobday #grapefruit #docjohnson #strokers #goodhead #pinkgrapefruit #loversplayground

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vampyr-tea · 2 years

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You mean to tell me…I could’ve had an animated Dracula movie by this legend…🧍I’m. Going to. Destroy the world. 🦇

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myballsitchaurghouchie · 11 months

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I love you Nikola Orsinov. I hate you Jon Sims. Suffer for eternity

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my-name-is-not-kimmy · 1 year

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#dracula daily #bram stoker #bram stroker #our good friend jonathan

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thehauntedrocket · 9 months

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Bram Stoker's Dracula

Art by Aurelio Lorenzo

#Posters #Film #Dracula #Bram Stroker's Dracula #Aurelio Lorenzo #Art #Horror #Horror Films #Horror Movies #Vampires #Bram Stroker

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theblueprincess590 · 11 months

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The More I read Bram Stoker’s Dracula the more convinced I am that Dracula wanted to fuck John Harker. Like the dude made the guys bed for christ sake

#dracula daily #dracula memes #count dracula #bram stroker #dracula #bram stroker’s Dracula #jonathan harker #shipping I guess but not really #dracula x jonathan harker #I do but also don’t ship them #old school toxic Yoai

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loversplayground · 1 year

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Get your lava flowing with this super-stretchy stroker. The oval textures on the inner channel are designed to stroke and caress until you’re ready for a phenomenal pleasure explosion! Waterproof and easy to clean, durable storage case included.

pc: @evolved_novelties

#evolvednovelties #toytuesday #strokers #zerotolerancetoys #masturbationmay #sexualhealth #personalpleasure #kilauea #krakatoa #shoploversplayground

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thearchivtheantichrist · 2 months

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HAPPY TIM DEATHAVERSARY LETS GO JONTIMMM WOOOOOO!!!!

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newsiesasvines2 · 1 year

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Tom: I told Jon his ears flush when he lies

Martin: why?

Tim: looks

Tim: Hey Jon! Do you love us?

Jon, covering his ears: No.

Martin:

#the magnus archives #incorrect quotes #tma #jon sims #jonathan sims #marnathan #martin blackwood #jmart #Tim stroker #jonmartim

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thunderjackal · 7 months

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LOOK AT THESE GUYS I LOVE THEM anyway enJoy

i'm not to sure on making Tim blonde idk maybe i'll play around with a brunette version and see what I like better. ANYWAY I LOVE SASHAS DESIGN??? idk what i did she just manifested on the canvas

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amazonclimber · 5 months

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Arknights headcanon: The reason why bosses walk so slowly and keep taking long breaks is because, ever since Crownslayer Bullying went viral, anyone with any position of authority has started wearing DBZ-style weighted clothes to avoid getting yeeted by a squirrel in front of their subordinates.

#arknights #crownslayer #bullying #push stroker #hookmaster

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likeimurloverr · 2 months

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That awkward moment when its like im your lover or more like your ghost, i spend the day wondering what you do where you go

#shitposting once again #spring awakening #phoebe strole #ali stroker #anna spring awakening #spring awakening musical

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imagescuisantes · 5 months

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