#su shanshan

[storge]

My Villain Husband (2022)

[idolsgeneration]

[koch-snowflake-blog]

[jianqies]

[link-click-incorrect]

Xu Shanshan: Small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because there’s less room to contain their anger.

Lu Guang: That’s ridiculous. Name one example.

Xu Shanshan: Wasps.

Dong Yi, supporting her: Spiders.

Cheng Xiaoshi: Qiao Ling.

Qiao Ling: *smacks him*

[plumdepan]

The 100-year-old rabbit spirit 5/5

Let’s continue our exploration of the 100-year-old rabbit spirit universe and focus once again on Yuling (as a side character, it looks like her past is as developped as Jiamin’s, although Jiamin is the heroine 😶)

In the spin-off entitled “La fiancée de l’automne” (Autumn’s fiancée), we find out that Yuling’s family organised an event to find a bride for their daughter (who’s been brought up like a boy).

We thus find Jiamin among the candidates (although she’s in love with Ning Ke). Surprisingly, Tiangyan is also there, not as a maid serving Jiamin, but as a noblewoman. Later, events (still unknown) will lead Tianyang to become Jiamin’s maid, just when Jiamin arrived in her adoptive family.

(Yang Xinyu, Ma Yuling, Peng Jiamin, and Zhao Tianyang ; posted on Yuling’s official Weibo account)

(As you might have guessed, Xinyu is also one of the suiteresses, but for the moment, I didn’t think about her past)

Since Jiamin’s family situation was mentioned, let’s talk about it now. I didn’t mention it when I presented the prequel, but I think it’s also important to understand the story of the heroine.

Jiamin is the daughter of the late general of the Emperor’s army. After the general’s death, she was adopted by a close friend of her father. Jiamin also has an older sister, Shanshan, but the latter mysteriously disappeared before getting married.

And with whom was she going to get married? With Yuling, of course. It is thus the disappearance of Shanshan which led Yuling’s parents to look for someone who would become Yuling's new wife.

After being chosen by Yuling, Jiamin got the feeling that she was a substitute, which explains her refusal, although it also has to do with her feelings for Ning Ke.

What happened to Shanshan? Will she ever come back someday?

For the moment, these questions are waiting for an answer…

[miyamiwu]

Not so much a theory but just me trying to make sense of everything that's happened so far. This will be a stream-of-consciousness dump.

LINK CLICK S2E8 SPOILERS!!!

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So remember how, in season 1, when CXS changed something in the past, it would later reflect in their present? In the kidnapped child case, kid!CXS and adult!CXS had appeared at the same time. In the Xu Shanshan case, the gang received a mysterious call, which turned out to be because an alt!CXS had issued a challenged to red-eyes in the past.

So with that in mind, we can just focus on one timeline—the one being shown to us. Any changes made in alternate timelines would reflect in the present that the audience sees.

Our current present is LG saving CXS from being kidnapped, resulting in him taking his place.

Qiao Ling had hypothesized that maybe that wasn't Lu Guang but an alt-timeline!CXS because LG seemed more physically strong.

For this hypothesis to be true, CXS has to dive into the past as Lu Guang and rescue the past!CXS in one go. (A photo can only be used once.)

The chances of this going correctly is slim. Without Lu Guang, Cheng Xiaoshi has no idea what's gonna happen while in the dive. He didn't even know what object Lu Guang used to break the window (it was definitely not the kettle!). Also, does he even know where to find a speedboat? How about driving one? And if you had looked closely in the LG and LTC fight, you can see that LG was always trying to avoid being touched by LTC. That means he already knows how his ability is activated. On the off-chance CXS manages to reach past!CXS on time, it will all be for naught anyway coz he won't able to defend against LTC.

That's why I think Qiao Ling is wrong. It was never an alt!LG. It was the real Lu Guang all along.

As for how to explain his improved physical state... well, that's something I don't have an answer yet for. I do believe in the alt-timeline/future Lu Guang theories, though. If LG is from the future, maybe he's had some time to train.

Another theory of mine is that LG didn't actually suddenly got better at martial arts. He just knew how Li Tianchen would move, so he was able to defend against him. (Maybe LG can see the future).

Or maybe Lu Guang had relived this rescue many times and only now did he finally get it right. (Time loop maybe?)

As for him being able to resist the pain of his injury... idk man, adrenaline, I guess? Love can make you desperate lol.

Anyways, writing-wise, it's so easy to just dump everything on Lu Guang coz he's still shrouded in mystery. He's always seemed like he knows a lot about their abilities, and who knows what the true extent of his abilities is.

If Cheng Xiaoshi can't do the rescue right in one go, then how are they gonna explain him diving a second time?

Also, I find it hard to believe that CXS would want to endanger Lu Guang many times while he's acting as him. If he just doesn't dive, won't Lu Guang be saved?

What's sus here is the photo LG left. Did he know CXS can open his phone, or was that a save point he had actually left for himself in case he fails to save CXS?

But why would he not bring his phone? Was he afraid the enemy would get ahold of it?

But without his phone, and by extension, the photo, how can he go back in time?

Maybe his time-travel ability doesn't require a photo? (LTC definitely didn't have a photo when he was controlling WJ and CXS. His ability was just activated by touch)

Come to think of it, CXS's ability is also activated by touch (clapping). What about Lu Guang? Maybe he has a touch-based ability, too. After all, they can have more than one abilities.

LG can see what happens in a photo, and thru CXS diving, he can also record it. If it's a CCTV, he can hijack it and make it his eyes.

LTC can possess someone directly, but he can also just bewitch them through touch.

CXS can go back in time, and he can also possess people

I have no idea where I'm going here... Still confused as ever

[hulijingemperor2]

Some weeks later~

These days A-Yao was taking care of his pregnant wife.

Yao: *kisses her forehead* how are you dear?

Qin Su: I'm ok. Just craving.

Yao: what are you craving. I'll get it for you.

Qin Su: strawberries and peaches.

Yao: that's it?

Qin Su: can you coat them with salt?

Yao: with salt? Sure.

Qin Su: tell the staff to coat them.

You're Huangdi after all.

Yao: *smiles* I'll do anything to make you comfortable nonetheless.

Qin Su: awww.

Can they be palace grown fruits? Because I'm your empress, right?

Yao: definitely. Remember we have a garden here.

And yes. *kisses* you are my empress.

Qin Su: *hugs* I'm glad Lan Xichen isn't your empress.

Yao: *adoring her clinginess* no dear.

Are you jealous of A-Huan?

Qin Su: mhm.

Yao: don't be.

Ok. let me go get you your fruits in our  strawberry garden. It also has a  couple of peach trees.

I'll pick them.

Qin Su: you're so so sweet.

Yao: it's my duty.

Anyways, A-Su, sadly tomorrow I'll be busy with imperial court and a few meetings.

I'll check up on you afterwards, ok?

Qin Su: that's alright. But I would love to hug your floof for comfort tomorrow.

Yao: hmm maybe I can split myself as a hulijing.

Qin Su: ah, that will work.

*hugs* I know you're busy and very hardworking.

Yao: mn.

I must run the empire for my children.

Qin Su: aw

Yao: I was already planning on what to give them, empire wise.

Rusong has Yunping and Laoling, and Jingyi has Gusu and Caiyi.

The both have mansions across the empire.

Our future child will have the same things.

I'll give them Moling and Qinghe

Qin su: that's a great idea.

I love how you split the Jianghu amongst them.

Yao: they deserve the best.

Qin Su: yes, they do.

Yao: *gently grabs her hand* I'll be back.

Qin Su: ok Huangdi.

Yao: Bicao. Get the staff.

They must stay here most of the time. Especially tomorrow.

Bicao: yes Huangdi.

Qin Su: you pamper me so much.

Yao: definitely.

~~

Afterwards, when he went down the hall, he saw team dimple~ who stuffed cloth in their robes to make it look as if they're pregnant.

Xue yang: Jiggylicious!

Mo xuanyu: we're pregnant for you!

You're hella hot.

Xue yang: we were jacked up by a hulijing, heehee.

Right shanshan?

Su she: *blushing* y..yea...

Yao: ah team d. You have made me the happiest person in the world.

What do you need?

Mo xuanyu: a kiss.

Yao: sure. *kisses*

Mo xuanyu: *grinning and squealing*

Yao: *kisses Su Minshan*

Su she: *blushing and melting*

Huangdi, your kisses are so soft. *kisses his hand*

Yao: mn, thank you.

*kisses xue yang*

Xue yang: *hugs him tightly and makes out with him a bit* Jiggy.  

Yao: yangyang.

Xue yang: you're so gorgeous.

Where are you going, gorgeous?

Yao: I'm going to pick some strawberries and peaches for A-Su.

She's craving them.

Accompany me.

Su she: certainly Huangdi. We'll do it for you, because we won't let you lift a finger.

Mo xuanyu: yea Yao gege.

Xue yang: sit and look pretty, while we do it.

Yao: thank you team d.

Su she: I'll shelter you from the sun.

It's really sunny out.

Mo xuanyu: I'll get some staff.

Yao: can you three get rid of the fake stomachs first? *laughing*

Team dimple: oh, right.

Now in their strawberry garden, team dimple took charge by picking the fruits while Minshan sheltered Ayao with an umbrella.

A-Yao was initially going to pick them, but team d won't let him lift a finger.

Xiying: Huangdi. We put some baby shower details on your desk.

You can thick them off and give us feedback later.

Yao: thank you so much. I'll read through them.

Xiying: we have hired lion dancers too.

Yao: two lion dance groups, right? One for us and one for the city?

Xiying: as you requested. Yes.

Yao: Minshan. Give him some pocket money for me.

I didnt bring my pouch, and these days I'm feeling more generous.

Su she: of course. *hands him some money*

Xiying: thank you Huangdi, and Xiandu.

Su she: Huangdi. I'm really happy for you!

Yao: thank you, dear.

Su she: it makes the environment so positive and calm. I hope Huaisang doesn't act up like an annoying rash.

Yao: I hope not.

Anyways, I'll be with A-Su. He can't cause any drama.

Xue yang: Jiggybun! We got your fruit!

Mo xuanyu: do they look sweet, Yao gege?

Yangyang and I ate a couple.

Please don't tell jiejie.

Yao: they do look lovely. A-Su won't know a thing.

Xue yang: why does she want a salty fruits? She could have made tonghulus out of them.

Yao: it's just her craving I guess.

She used to crave sour and spicy things when pregnant with Rusong.

On the other side, Rusong was playing the quqin for A-Su.

Qin Su: *touches her tummy* baby. Are you enjoying your big brother's music?

He'll teach you the guqin soon.

Rusong: *smiling*

Qin Su: let's listen.

Rusong: A-Yi. Why don't you play the flute as well?

Jingyi: good idea!

Qin Su: I'm loving the private orchestra.

It's so relaxing.

Rusong: thank you. I think I'll play the guqin more often for you and my baby sibling.

Qin Su: aww, Song'er, I would love that!

Yao: *enters with Qin Su's fruits* dear.

Qin Su: A-Yao!

Yao: Song'er, Yi'er. You're playing for your younger sibling? That's really adorable!

Rusong: yea, A-Die. We have to entertain our future sibling.

And music sets a soothing environment. 

Yao: it is.

Jingyi: hence we volunteered.

Yao: you two are perfect.

A-Su. I brought you your salt coated fruits.

I requested that they don't put too much salt. It's not good for your BP.

Qin Su: they look delicious though! *blush* would you feed me?

Yao: certainly.

Rusong: *starts playing the guqin again*

~~~

On the other hand, a cloaked guy, who happened to be nie huaisang with a disguised voice, went to meet Sisi.

Huaisang: what are you doing madam?

Sisi: I'm heading to do my goddess' nails.

Huaisang: oh. Can I meet her?

Sisi: dressed like that?

Sorry, but you look like a thief.

Huaisang: I swear I'm not a thief!

Sisi: * unsheaths her daggar*

Huaisang: *trembling* don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me.

Sisi: I won't, if you behave yourself.

Huaisang: can I meet, Miss Meng?

Sisi: why?

Huaisang: it's urgent.

Sisi:  follow me.

Huaisang: ok.

Sisi: *still holding up her dagger*

Huaisang: so you and Miss meng are close?

Sisi: yes. She's my muse.

I'm fortunate to have her company.

.

Sisi: Huanghou jiejie! Some cloaked guy wants to see you.

Huaisang: *standing still in her disguise*

Sisi: great her.

Huaisang: g...greetings....taihou.

Meng shi: Nie gui fei, why are you wearing a cloak? It's not winter.

Huaisang: *started*

Sisi: Nie gui fei?!! *pulls off his cloak*

Jiejie I didn't know!

Meng Shi: it's fine. And he's my son's concubine anyways.

I just don't know why he's incognito.

Huaisang: well. This is awkward.

Sisi: *pulls out a sword* what do you want?! You don't just dress like a thief to meet Huanghou jiejie or Huangdi.

Huaisang: why do you have so much weapons? Aren't the head maid?? Don't kill me pleeessseeee!!

Sisi: answer my question first.

Meng Shi: don't rough him up. He faints when he gets scared.

Like a possum.

Sisi: *puts away her weapons*

Huaisang: how do you know it was me, taihou?

Meng Shi: instincts. And your shoe has a tiny stitching of a type of leaf from a tree that's native to Qinghe.

The only two Qinghe members who can  enter Jing Manor freely is A-Yao's concubines.

Huaisang: dang it. I thought that I would have looked stylish with this shoe I got for my birthday last year! You're so smart.

Sisi: how didn't I notice that? Anyways you are superior.

Meng Shi: it's tiny. So it would go unnoticed.

Sisi: mn.

Meng Shi: what's up, Nie gui fei?

Huaisang: *clears throat* taihou.

Got Meng Furen pregnant. San ge and team dimple are covering it up.

Meng shi: how dare you!!

Huaisang: it's the truth, taihou.

I snuck in and do the do with the empress.

Meng Shi: *slaps*

Huaisang: *falls on the floor while holding his face*

Meng Shi: you blame A-Su for infidelity and my son of lying?!

What do you want!

Huaisang: t...t....taihou....I can explain....

Meng Shi: why are you always causing chaos!

Wait til your brother hears about this.

Huaisang: please please! Don't tell my brother! Anybody but him! He'll ground me and take away my fans and art supply!

Sisi: should I lock him up?!

Meng Shi: no. I have a better punishment for him. But that will wait.

Sisi: *picks him up from off the floor*

You have 10 minutes to explain!

Meng shi: always some plot to harm my son and his family.

Huaisang: taihou. *sniffles* I have always dreamt of being in the spotlight, along with money, and power.

Sometimes I just want to take Meng Furen's place. And sometimes even Huangdi's.

Meng Shi: *slaps him again* so you want to usurp Yao'er's power!

Huaisang: *cries* and he seduced dage!

Meng Shi: that's not his fault, Huaisang! What if Yao'er is attractive!

Look. It's about time you act like a concubine.

Sisi: and stop scheming!

Huaisamg: but taihou. It's good for the plot.

Meng shi: enough!

Huaisang: *trembles*

Meng Shi: we still can't forget that you're the one caused A-Yao and A-Su to split.

Sisi: does Huangdi know about this?

Should I call Yao'er here?!

Meng Shi: no, don't bother him. And he's maybe with A-Su.

Yes, he knows about it, but he's giving Huaisang a chance to change.

Huaisang: it wasn't me! I swear!

It was sect leader Yao!

Meng shi: that vile man was just a median who can't keep his mouth shut!

The blabbermouth of the Jianghu. And you had orchestrated everything.

Huaisang: it....it was a mistake....I never should have......I don't know anything....

Meng Shi: let let me remind you then.

When you spread false and inappropriate rumors about A-Yao and A-Su. Sect leader Yao had stretched it further and added in poor little Rusong.

The fox spirits were with her but the Jianghu started gossiping.

A-Yao was afraid that they would start attacking A-Su and tarnishing her character.

So he decided to part ways with her.

A-Su went back to Laoling and A-Yao stayed in Jingjing and Lanling.

They were still chill with each other, and much in love. Yet they had to act divorced.

Little Song'er went back and forth from Laoling to Jingjing.

Huaisang: *sniffles* I'm....I'm ashamed....I just love chaos I guess.

Meng Shi: not towards my son! *goes to slap him again*

Huaisang: I'm sorry! *kneels* don't slap me again! My face is already red and swollen!

It was just an attempt to take her place!

Meng Shi: Qin Su and A-Yao are happy together.

And I don't want you meddling in their relationship!

Do you understand?

Huaisang: mhm. *sobbing*

Meng Shi: and if you plan to get rid of the Mengs. Just know we're immortal, and would fight for our empire.

Sisi: (Huanghou jiejie is so hot)

Huaisang: *speechless*

Meng shi: go walk through the streets with your swollen face and tell your dage about your crimes!

Sisi: leave!

Huaisang: *runs*

Meng Shi: ugh.

Sisi. Make me some tea.

Sisi: sure Huanghou jiejie. *supports her to sit*

Meng Shi: why is he so shady? When would he act like a proper concubine? When?

Another attendant: *massaging her scalp*

Meng shi: I'm watching those Nies.

~~~

Meanwhile, with A-Yao and Qin su.

Yao: *feeds her some tea, then wipes her mouth* are you good?

Qin Su: yea Huangdi.

And those fruits were so delicious.

I really needed that.

Yao: hmm. Glad you enjoyed.

Qin Su: did you think of any names, dear? 

Yao: I'm thinking for a boy Meng Zhu.

And for a girl, I'm thinking of Meng Taihua.

Qin Su: those are lovely.

Taihua is a sweet name.

Yao: yes!

We'll reveal the name for the baby shower.

Qin su: *smiling* I agree.

Yao: *kisses*

Qin Su: *does the same*

Yao: do you have any names in mind?

Qin Su: I was thinking of a few, but I love your suggestions.

Meng Ru Taihua and Meng Ru Zhu.

It's really regal too.

Yao: Tai Gongzhu or Zhu Wangzi.

Qin Su: *snuggles* perfect.

[dimpledlianfang]

Presenting ~~ Some suyao~~

With captions lol.

"Zongzhu🥺🥺"

(Yaoyao literally lifting him from his bow)

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY ZONGZHU?!!!

"I'm not afraid to use Nanping on you. Apologize to him!"

"It's completed, Zongzhu. Did i do good?"

"Zongzhu, be careful."

Yao: *gets offended*

Su she: "what now, Zongzhu?"

Yao: "let's go, Minshan.

They're not qualified to talk to us"

~~ where yaoyao goes, Shanshan follows✨️

~~

@verycatbluebird

[ssuminshan-official]

Payback~~

Zixuan: *fanning himself*

Yao: *relaxing while Su she groomed his tail*

Jintang: Huangdi.....ehem, two Huangdis. Your tea.

Zixuan: thank you very much.

Yao: thanks.

Yao: Shanshan, you're so amazing. You're doing a good job.

Su she: *bhlush* thank you, Yaoyao.

Xue yang: *chewing on some candy* Jiggybuns.

Yao: yangyang.

Zixuan: excuse me? You have your people calling you by nicknames? And not by Huangdi?

Xue yang: I can call Jiggy however I want!! Peacock!!

Yao: because they're my besties, Zish.

Other than my team dimple, I'm down to earth with everyone.

I think that your attendants should give you a nickname too.

Zixuan: ohh. How does Dearest Huangdi sound?

Yao: *laughs and nods*

Xue yang: Jiggybun what about you and that peacock...... I mean zIxUaN Huangdi's loser good-for-nothing, deadbeat, womanizer dad?

Mo xuanyu: Jin guangshan!

Yao and Zixuan: *bursting out in laughter*

Zixuan: he's renting Jinlintai from us.

Yao: we inherited it, so we thought of letting him rent it out from us.

Extra revenue for our empire.

Mo xuanyu: lol you did what?!!

Yao: remember your extra allowance? That was from guangshan's rent.

Zixuan: oh come on. He gave us childhood trauma. And mistreated our moms, plus other unknown women.

Mo xuanyu: you're so amazing! I'm so blessed to have brothers like you!

Xue yang: ahahaahahhaah. So guangshit is renting from you two!!! Oh gosh!

I wonder how he reacted.

Zixuan: he cursed.

Yao: then cried because he's going to lose money.

But his tears were only soiling up our rugs.

Zixuan: so sadly we had to get it replaced.

Yao: even his clothes belongs to us.

Mo xuanyu: what about madam Jin?

Yao: we did nothing to her.

Su she: and what about Jinling?

Zixuan: He's living with me. And now is Ru Lan Wang zi. He also stays with Jiang cheng. 

Xue yang: like you saved everyone from guangshan.

Zixuan: exactly.

Yao: isn't our gorgeous peacock emperor amazing?

Zixuan: isn't our splendid fox emperor amazing?

Xue yang: you two are divas.

*clapping* but heroes too!

Su she: where's stinky Zixun?

Zixuan: *laughs* he's my gardener.

Yao: what?! That's hilarious.

Zixuan: also he sweeps the steps of Jinlintai on weekends.

Mo xuanyu: oh my.

Yao: lovely.

Zixuan: he bullied my little bro.

I must do something about it right?

Yao: aww.

Yao: anyways, speaking of which. Aren't we supposed to collect money?

Zixuan: *sips tea* ask someone to do it, yaoyao.

Yao: let's visit him in person. *smile* and you know. Make ourselves comfortable.

Zixuan: ooo. Yaoyao. So devious.

Yao: thank you, Zish.

Xue yang: so is guangshit an emperor?

Zixuan: *spits out tea*

Jintang: *wipes mouth*

Yao: he doesn't have an imperial bone in his body, yangyang.

My A-niang was once a hulijing empress, but she was denounced as a prostitute.

Zixuan: and mine, a.k.a. Madam Jin was the peacock spirit empress, but she denounced it when she got married.

Sadly in Lanling, women weren't allowed to work or show strength.

However that has been changed, and now there are more female cultivators.

Poor Mianmian had to struggle though, but unfortunately left.

Xue yang: kind of strange how it happened twice. Lol.

Yao: Yea. Now he's just a clan leader. Well. Was.

Zixuan: when A-ling comes of age, he'll become the Jin sect leader, and I'll gift him a tiny empire of his own.

Mo xuanyu: so is there anything special?! These beings  love to find significance in everything.

Yao: oh yes. The imperial expression.

He's  golden + lineage + qualities.

Zixuan: and he's  dimples + qualities + lineage too.

Xue yang: not the dimples again. Lol.

Yao: *laughs*

Zixuan: I didn't like how he treated my siblings so I planned to protect them, as well as use my potential to build my own empire.

Yao: same!

Zixuan: right. And A-Su lives with me. She's A-li's bestie.

But she has her own mansion.

Yao: that's so good to hear.

Yao: ah, I think we should go now.

We're getting late.

Zixuan: right. Let's go.

Yao: Hou, please arrange a caravan.

Hou: yes Huangdi.

Yao: team dimple, you comin'?

Su she: of course!

Xue yang: I want to see how badass Jiggy is!!!!!

Mo xuanyu: definitely!

Yao: great. Make that two~~

Xue yang: Jiggy, Jiggy, Jiggy. We're not princesses. Not even divas like you two. We'll pull up on our swords!

Yao: hahaha. Fine.

Zixuan: when am I a diva?!

Xue yang: when aren't you a diva.

Zixuan: hmpf!

~~~~

Hulijings: *surrounding the place*

Peacocks: *biting cultivators who try to stop them*

Yao and Zixuan:  *sit on the Jin throne*

Zixuan: why are you shocked? Aren't you going to greet us? Ill mannered! *opens fan furiously*

Yao: should I use my golden strings to punish them?!

Zixuan: that may be the last resort!

Jin sect members: greetings.

Yao: where's guangshan.

*silence*

Yao: xue yang, darling. Can you drag him out?!

Xue yang: yea.

Guangshan:*runs in* landlords, landlords. I'm here!

Ugh bastard child we meet again.

Zixuan, hold on I got your money.

Yao: who are you calling bastard child.

Certainly not your landlord. Who give you a roof over your head.

Zixuan: you must pay both of us, remember. Have you forgotten?

Xue yang: his poor old brain. It slipped him!

Jgs: how dare you let your nasty hulijings run all over my place!!!

Yao: our place.

Ours as in mine and Zixuan's

Jgs: nothing belongs to you! Yao!!

Yao: *saunters, and rests his fan under jgss chin* Huangdi.

Jgs: *deliberately sneezes on Yao*

Yao: agh!!! Ew!! *walks away furiously*

Su she: *wipes him up.* relax, Huangdi, relax.

Zixuan: so much trouble to pay us? So bad.

Jgs: I'm fed up of paying you and that bastard! I can't even remember his name for a second!

Yao: *smiles ominously.*

*pins him on the floor with guqin strings*

Jgs: hey! Untie me!!!

Yao: *sits and opens fan*

Su she: *massaging his arm*

I'll help calm you.

He doesn't know your rage.

Xue yang: *unsheaths sword*

Zixuan: someone, get me some tea.

Jintang: sure Huangdi.

Yao: former sect leader. Do you like perfume?

Jgs: cut the small talk and get out!! I'll push you down the stairs again!

Mo xuanyu: the audacity.

Yao: answer the question.

Xue yang: *glaring mischievously while caressing his Jiangzai*

Jgs: yea. I do like perfume.

Yao: good.

My hulijings.

Hulijing bunch *in their fox form: *gathering up, and waiting anxiously for their leader's instruction*

Yao: fart in his face, and give him some perfume.

With pleasure, Huangdi.

Yao: lovely.

Jgs: what?!!

Yao: you said that you love perfume. So you got perfume.

Jgs: you little lowlife! I knew I shouldn't have let you into the Jin sect. But I just wanted to use you!! I have never accepted you!

Yao: *tightens strings* I realized that I didn't need to be accepted by you!

Jgs: bastard!

Yao: *strings starting to let out steam while his eyes turned a shiny gold* call me that again, and I'll cook you with my strings right in front of everyone!!

Jgs: that's what you are!

Yao: *stops heating up his guqin strings* you can't improve, can you?

I have only stopped because my beloved hulijings may get burnt.

Jgs: you only care about them?

Yao: yes. Have you ever cared about me? Or Xuanyu? Or A-Su

Mo xuanyu: ah, Yao gege. The love of my life.

Jgs: why should I care about outside children!

Zixuan: you better pay us double the amount of money.

Jgs: why?!!

Zixuan: you can't ask an emperor why.

Jgs: *cries* fineeeee. But what if I go bankrupt!

Zixuan: you won't. Because the sect is still running.

Jgs: I'm not thinking of  those pests! I'm thinking about me and my expenses.

Zixuan: how selfish.

Yao: then you'll become a tea leaf farmer. That's all. *smile*

Jgs: what power do you two have?!!

Zixuan: we can fire you.

Yao: we even own your clothes, lol.

Jgs: *crying* oh gosh! I'm done for!

I should have kept it in my pants.

Jgs: and who told me to go around with multiple women! But, but I love women so much......*sobs*

Zixuan: what do you like about them?

Jgs: their shape. And beauty. Nothing elseeeee.

They got to be a little dumb too.

Yao: disgusting!

Xue yang: I won't spare him for nothing.

Zixuan: I'm surprised once again.

Yao: *sighs* well. I'm going to my old room to take a bath. Minshan, come with me.

Su she: sure.

And yes, we have packed extra clothes, just incase you guys spend the night.

Yao: lovely.

Jgs: so you're just going to leave me tied  here?!!!

Yao: yea. Why not?

Yao: maybe. If you say, my marvelous Yao Huangdi, then maybe I'll untie you.

Jgs: never!!!

Yao: well stay tied, eat some floor.

Xue yang: and smell some farts!!!

~~~ Hours after.

Yao: *entering with Su she* I'm back.

Zixuan: finally, yaoyao. I was getting bored.

Yao: oh no.

Jgs: do you think that if you untie me, I'll give you two your rent money.

Zixuan: pardon him for not respecting you.

Yao: alright then. *releases strings*

Zixuan: *sighs* cultivators. They're so hard sometimes.

Jintang: *massaging Zixuan's arm*

Jgs: here you go. Half a million taels each.

Yao: thank you.

Zixuan: would you give any to A-Yu?

Yao: I think you should pay him too.

Jgs: no way.

Zixuan: don't let us throw you out.

Jgs: fine. Half a million for that child too.

Yao: excellent. Tata.

Zixuan: see you next month.

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Un parto prematuro ocurre cuando un bebé nace antes de las 37 semanas de embarazo. / AdobeStock • Tras analizar más de un millón de nacimientos en Sídney durante 20 años, un equipo de investigación australiano ha observado una estrecha relación entre dar a luz antes de las 37 semanas de embarazo y la exposición a temperaturas extremadamente cálidas. Los autores consideran que en España podría darse una situación similar. Por Verónica Fuentes Ante el aumento de las temperaturas en todo el mundo, un nuevo estudio dirigido por la Universidad de Monash (Australia) ha analizado si este hecho está vinculado con los partos prematuros. Los resultados se publican en la revista JAMA Pediatrics. Realizado entre 2000 y 2020 sobre 1,2 millones de nacimientos en Sídney, este trabajo pone de manifiesto una fuerte asociación entre el riesgo dar a luz antes de completar 37 semanas de embarazo y la exposición a calor extremo en el tercer trimestre. Eso sí, los datos sugieren que las gestantes que residen en zonas con abundantes espacios verdes y una amplia cubierta arbórea podrían mitigar estas amenazas. “En los últimos años hemos observado un aumento significativo de la frecuencia de los días de calor extremo, una tendencia preocupante atribuida a los efectos del cambio climático”, explica a SINC Shanshan (Shandy) Li, de la Facultad de Salud Pública y Medicina Preventiva de Monash y directora de la investigación, “y se prevé que esta tendencia empeore en el futuro, lo que supondría riesgos aún mayores”. “El nacimiento prematuro puede afectar profundamente al desarrollo cerebral y aumentar la susceptibilidad a ciertos trastornos psiquiátricos”, añade Li, “sin embargo, nuestra comprensión de la conexión entre la exposición al calor y el nacimiento prematuro sigue siendo limitada”. Para los autores, los servicios sanitarios deberían considerar la posibilidad de prepararse para un aumento de los partos entre la semana 21 y la 37 a medida que se calienta nuestro clima. “Nuestro objetivo es proporcionar pruebas convincentes a gobiernos, comunidades, servicios de salud pública, médicos y particulares. Estas evidencias les capacitarán para aplicar medidas destinadas a reducir los riesgos asociados a los partos prematuros causados por la exposición al calor”, continúa la investigadora. Más de cinco millones de bebés vienen al mundo cada año de forma prematura o demasiado pequeños para su edad gestacional. / AdobeStock Reducir la exposición al calor en el embarazo La investigación concluyó que la exposición al calor extremo diurno y nocturno en el tercer trimestre estaba estrechamente relacionada con un mayor riesgo de parto prematuro, a diferencia de la misma exposición en el primer o segundo trimestre. Esta asociación existía para todos los niveles de vegetación de la zona, aunque la fuerza de la asociación disminuía ligeramente para las mujeres que vivían en zonas con más árboles. Según los autores, esto plantea la posibilidad de que dicho verdor pueda mejorar parte del riesgo excesivo de la exposición al calor extremo en el tercer trimestre, “aunque no se conocen del todo los posibles efectos paliativos de los espacios verdes o los árboles en los partos prematuros inducidos por el calor”, dice Li. “Los resultados subrayan el papel fundamental de los profesionales sanitarios a la hora de aconsejar a las embarazadas que reduzcan al mínimo su exposición al calor excesivo, sobre todo durante ese tercer trimestre, como medida para mitigar el riesgo de parto prematuro”, apunta la autora. “Además, ponen de relieve la acuciante necesidad de que los gobiernos y las comunidades, tanto a escala local como mundial, den prioridad a la ampliación de los espacios verdes mediante iniciativas como la plantación de más árboles y el establecimiento de praderas”, puntualiza. Los resultados sugieren que las gestantes que residen en zonas con abundantes espacios verdes y una amplia cubierta arbórea podrían mitigar estos ri...

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我的反派夫君 | My Villain Husband

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The 100-year-old rabbit spirit 5/?

Continuons d'explorer l'univers de 100-year-old rabbit spirit et intéressons-nous à nouveau à Yuling (pour un personnage secondaire, on dirait que son passé est aussi conséquent que celui de Jiamin, qui est pourtant l'héroïne 😶)

Dans le spin-off "La fiancée de l'automne," on découvre que la famille de Yuling a organisé un événement pour trouver une épouse pour leur fille (élevé comme un garçon, souvenez-vous).

Ainsi, Jiamin se retrouve parmi les candidates (alors qu'elle est amoureuse de Ning Ke). Le plus étonnant, c'est que Tianyang est également présente, pas en tant que servante au service de Jiamin, mais bien en tant noble. Par la suite, des événements encore inconnus ont forcé Tianyang à devenir la servante de Jiamin, tout juste arrivée dans sa famille adoptive.

(Yang Xinyu, Ma Yuling, Peng Jiamin, et Zhao Tianyang ; photo postée sur le Weibo officiel de Yuling)

(Vous l'aurez compris, Xinyu fait aussi partie des prétendantes, mais pour l'instant, je n'ai pas encore réfléchi à son passé)

Puisqu'il est question de la situation familiale de Jiamin, faisons également un petit point à ce sujet. Je n'en ai pas parlé quand j'ai présenté le préquel, mais je pense que c'est tout aussi important pour comprendre l'histoire de l'héroïne.

Jiamin est la fille du défunt général des armées de l'Empereur. A la mort du général, elle est adoptée par un ami proche de celui-ci. Jiamin a également une grande sœur, Shanshan, mais celle-ci a mystérieusement disparu alors qu'elle allait se marier.

Et avec qui devait-elle se marier ? Yuling, bien sûr. C'est d'ailleurs la disparition de Shanshan qui a poussé les parents de Yuling à chercher des prétendantes pour lui trouver une nouvelle épouse. Étant finalement choisie pour épouser Yuling, Jiamin a eu le sentiment de servir de substitut, ce qui explique son refus, même si ses sentiments pour Ning Ke y sont aussi pour quelque chose.

Qu'est-il arrivé à Shanshan ? Reviendra-t-elle un jour ?

Pour l'instant, ces questions sont en attente d'une réponse...

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Some cute pictures i saved recently