#sub!schlatt

[deadduvznap]

It's meeeeeeeeeee with another thought. Power bottom reader with a sub top Schlatt? Noncon or whatever, I just wanna make that man cry -💀

SUB TOPS >>>> YOU GET ME FR FR <3333 and sub schlatt is so yummyyyy i wanna make him pocket sized vore him anyways just him fucking you and begging to cum but not letting him <333 and making him jerk you off but hes sobbing and he cant focus so his hand is just uselessly on your dick <333 oh oh wraping your hand around his hand thats on your dick and jerking yourself off like that <333 and running your hand through his long hair sob its so pretty i need to <333

also !! im never asked your pronouns ??? what r they ???

[samantha-rae-velcher]

Frozen Treat

Jschlatt x Fem reader

Requested by: none

Warnings: Smut! Swearing, teasing.

A/n: 18+ NSFW! If you don't like the warnings please don't read! PLEASE KEEP MY COMMENT SECTION AGGRESSION FREE!

Tag: @goldenstarofthunderclan ❤️

@ogelizasoot 🩷 @youngcreatorlady 💜

___

Y/n and Schlatt were in their kitchen filming themselves making different flavors of ice cream, when she pulled out a bottle of Gatorade.

"Fruit punch Gatorade!" She cheered. "This is gonna be the first item and flavor of ice cream.

"Gatorade?"

"Yeah, baby. I didn't wanna go too crazy on the first one, like you and Ted did with the fuckin Cheeto dust. And no snorting this, I don't have a crisp twenty on me,"

They pulled out the Ice cream maker and a bowl, Y/ n poured in the heavy cream, Gatorade, Sugar, and egg yolks. She mixed it together and poured it into the ice cream maker, clicking the power button.

"How long did you guys have it in there?" She asked.

"About an hour."

Y/n rested her elbows on the counter and leaned on it, Schlatt stepped behind her and wrapped his arms around her stomach, pressing gentle kisses to her neck.

"I have an idea on how to pass that time." He whispered, his hand running down between her thighs.

"Not now, J."

"What?" He asked. "Since when do you say no to me?

Y/n tumed around, pressing both hands against his chest, "We're filming, not fucking,"

"I can edit it out."

"Nooo!" She said in a sarcastic tone. "I thought you'd fuck me on the counter, then leave it in."

Schlatt chuckled, watching her step past him and go into the livingroom. He took one last look at the ice cream before fallowing her, they plopped down onto the couch and snuggled together. Schlatt turned on the TV and switched it to something they both felt like watching. A devious smirk spread over Y/n's face as her hand slowly made it's way across his thigh, and down to his cock. She began palming him through his sweats before he took her hand. moving it away and holding it against his chest.

"We're filming not fucking, remember?" He asked.

Y/n looked around, "Do you see a camera facing us."

Schlatt smiled, leaning close so his lips were touching her ear. "You're gonna regret pushing me away in the kitchen."

His words sent a shiver down her spine, causing her to blush and snuggle her face into his neck.

___

1hr later

"Well we're back!" Y/n said, scooping ice cream into two bowls. "And it's done...I think, it sure looks done."

Schlatt sat on his stool next to her and grabbed one of the bowls, "Let's see what this tastes like. By the way, she picked Gatorade.

"Yeah, it's better than fuckin spinach and hot Cheetos!"

Schlatt nodded, taking a spoon full of ice cream and savoring the flavor once it was in his mouth.

Y/n shrugged, setting down her bowl.

"It's good. It wouldn't be my go-to. I like that it's not over powered with flavor."

Schlatt nodded again, "Yeah, it's alright. Nothing special."

"Now you pick a flavor."

He closed his eyes and pulled a paper bag out from under the sink, taking the new flavor out. The two of them groaned when they saw it was chicken seasoning from ramen.

This is gonna be fuckin gross." Schlatt said.

"You never know till you try it."

Y/n grabbed the large bowl off the counter and brought it over to the sink. As she began to rinse it off, Schlatt stepped behind her and slid his hands up her sides, making his way to her breasts.

Y/n whimpered when she felt his thumb brush against her nipple, and his lips trail hot kisses down her neck.

"Babe-"

"You tell me to stop and I'll bring you upstairs, tie you to the bed and fuck you till you cry."

"...Stop"

Schlatt pulled away, grabbing her arm and taking her upstairs. Y/n let him push her onto the bed, tie her down and watched as he began unbuckling his belt.

"You didn't wear a bra, full knowing i'd touch you. You wanted this to happen, didn't you?"

Y/n simply bit her lip and kept watching as he slid his belt from its loops, wrapping it around her neck so it was not too tight and not too loose.

Schlatt smirked, pulling her forward with the belt.

"I asked you a question, pretty girl." He whispered.

"Yes, daddy. I wanted you to touch me."

A shiver ran down her spine as Schlatt slid his hand up her shirt and cupped her breast, rolling her nipple between his thumb and finger.

"Yeah, you like that huh?" He whispered, watching as arched her back into his touch.

Schlatt pushed her back against the bed, climbing on top of her and pulling his cock from his jeans. He leaned closer, his lips nearly touching her ear and he rubbed his cock against her thigh.

"You want this, baby girl?"

"Mhm...y-yes please."

"What nice manners for such a pretty little whore."

Schlatt pulled her shorts and panties down he legs and threw them across the room, he lined himself up with her entrance and planted a kiss against her jaw.

"Hold on to me, baby."

Y/n wrapped her arms around his neck, feeling him push in and immediately begin thrusting hard. Schlatt held the back of her neck as her head was buried in his shoulder, the sound of her whimper everytime he hit that special spot drove him crazy.

"Fuck, you're so tight." He growled.

Schlatt suddenly flipped her over, pressing her head down into the mattress. He pushed back in and pulled on the belt that was still buckled around her neck.

"You like that, princess? You like it when daddy uses this little pussy?"

"M-mhm."

"Lemme hear you say it." He whispered.

"Y-yes, daddy. You fuck me so well."

An arrogant smirk spread over his face as he took out his phone, he when to messages and clicked on Ted's name. Schlatt turned on the voice recorder as his hand slid under her and began rubbing her clit.

"You want me to go harder?" He asked.

Y/n was nearly sobbing at how ruthless his thrusts were, it felt so damn good that she could barely speak.

"I- fuck, J. Y-yes I need more, p-please don't stop."

Schlatt chuckled, his pace speeding up. The phone picking up the slap of skin on skin, Y/n's moans and Schlatt's grunts.

He clicked send, waiting for Ted to reply.

___

Ted was sitting on the couch, munching popcorn and watching TV. His phone binged and without hesitation, he picked it up and clicked play on the voice message.

"You want me to go harder?"

Schlatt's voice asked, fallowed by Y/n moaning. Ted's jaw dropped when he heard just how fast Schlatt was going, his imagination running wild and wondering what she looks like, tears running down her face and her body shaking from overstimulation.

He started thinking of what to say back...

___

"She sounds so pretty." Ted texted.

Schlatt could feel his orgasm approaching, his legs started to shake and his thrust became sloppy.

Y/n cried out as her liquid ran down his cock, pushing him over the edge right after her. He collapsed on top of her, burying his face in her neck.

"You're so beautiful, baby girl." He whispered, peppering her neck in soft kisses.

Y/n wrapped her arms around him, both of them trying to catch their breath.

"J."

"Mhm?"

"W-who did you send that to?"

Schlatt chuckled, pressing a wet kiss to her collarbone. "What are you talking about?"

"It was Ted wasn't it?"

He smirked sucking a dark spot into her skin, making Y/n moan.

"Yeah, he says you sound pretty."

"J, we have to get back to the video." Y/n's voice came out shaky, the feeling of his lips trailing feather light kisses down her stomach made her shiver.

"It can wait, princess. Daddy just wants to taste you."

THE END ❤️

Hope you enjoyed

Reblogs are welcome 🤗

[catboymoments]

I gotta stop listening to Chuckle Sandwich

(don’t tag as mcyt/dsmp)

[cxyotl]

i feel like we saw this coming

[ohbabydollie]

MASTERLIST !

last updated 03-17-2024

JSCHLATT ☆ﾐ

❥ mutual break up series

❥ interview

❥ short reader

❥ activist reader

❥ trans masc reader

❥ sheep reader, cockwarming with c! schlatt

❥ latina reader: pt 1, pt 2, la pulga

❥ gf that acts like a dude: pt 1, pt 2

❥ drunk schlatt n his gf

❥ confident over text, shy irl

❥ overdressed/high maintenance gf, hyper fem s/o

❥ famous metal gf

❥ bigger streamer, secretly crushing on schlatt, schlatt hiding his crush

❥ first kiss

❥hitting a creep

❥ guilty pleasure: pt 1, pt 2

❥ first time smoking w him

❥ bimbo reader,

❥ valentine’s day

❥ sub schlatt

❥ villain schlatt: pt 1, pt 2, pt 3

❥ goofy dad schlatt

❥ comforting him

❥ home sick

❥ hugs from behind

❥ house wife: pt 1, pt 2

❥ pregnancy: can’t resist, tittymilk, milk thoughts, finding out he’s gonna be a dad

❥ schlatt gets sick

❥ unpaid intern: thoughts, pervy jay, apart of the stream, cumming early, chokehold, worships you

❥ johnny (otk iq test): johnny n bimbo reader, play fighting, the bet

❥ Jay n Johnny: pervs, johnny finds jay’s stash, teaming up, johnny fucking jay, wrong name, the parent trap, jay’s first date, jay and johnny mutual break up, ass or tits, arguing over your underwear, jay’s first date pt. 2, fucking you at the same time

❥ vtuber s/o

❥ restaurant au: thoughts, hcs pt 1, hcs pt 2

❥ sensitive waist

❥ inappropriate songs

❥ crunchy gf thoughts

❥ pierced nipples, fresh piercings

❥ getting you to sleep

❥ british s/o

❥ finding you online

❥ kissing you on stream

❥ breeding kink

❥ southern/cowboy schlatt: hcs

❥ sensitive nipples

❥ oblivious s/o

❥ LC! schlatt: nervous, hcs

❥ eating u out on a call

❥ comfort

❥ shaking ass laying down

❥ FWB

❥ Lingerie

❥ short s/o

TED NIVISON ☆ﾐ

❥ teddy and theo mutual break up

❥ teddy and theo ass or tits

❥ theo n bimbo gf

❥ the bet

[hearts4court]

Kinktober!🎃🦇

A/N: I’m really excited to do this. all of these will be blurbs!! they will be a little short, since school takes up most of my time my posts will either be posted late in the day OR the day after. they will be late, a lot of them. This can be found on my masterlist, or navi. <3 I was originally supposed to do three days for each other the people i write for… but i lost motivation for some of them, so now it’s just who i feel like writing for.

can y’all tell what my fav kink is?

Main Masterlist!

WEEK ONE:

Sun, Oct. 1st: Praise!Kink with Regulus Black.

Dom!Regulus Black X afab!reader.

Mon, Oct. 2nd: Choking!Kink with Regulus Black.

Dom!Regulus Black X afab!reader.

Tue, Oct. 3rd: Degradation!Kink with Regulus Black

Dom!Regulus Black X Fem!reader.

Wed, Oct. 4th: Voice!kink with Sirius Black.

Dom!Sirius Black X afab!reader.

Thurs, Oct. 5th: Breeding!kink with Sirius Black.

Dom!Sirius Black X fem!reader.

Fri, Oct. 6th: Overstimulation with Sirius Black.

Dom!Sirius Black X fem!reader.

Sat, Oct. 7th: Praise!kink with James Potter.

Sub!James Potter X afab!reader.

꒰ ୨୧ ─ ・┈ ・ ─ ・┈ ─ ・┈ ─ ・┈ ꒱꒱

WEEK TWO:

Sun, Oct. 8th: Size!kink with James Potter.

Dom!James Potter X afab!reader

Mon, Oct. 9th: Bondage!kink with James Potter.

Dom!James Potter X fem!reader.

Tue, Oct. 10th: Breeding!kink with Remus Lupin.

Dom!Remus Lupin X fem!reader.

Wed, Oct. 11th: Praise!kink with Prof!Remus Lupin.

Dom!Prof!Remus Lupin X Fem!reader.

Thurs, Oct. 12th: Rough!sex with Remus Lupin.

Dom!Remus Lupin X afab!reader.

Fri, Oct. 13th: Hair pulling!kink with Dream.

Dom!Dreamwastaken X Fem!reader.

Sat, Oct. 14th: Hate Sex with Dream.

Dom!Dreamwastaken X afab!reader.

꒰ ୨୧ ─ ・┈ ・ ─ ・┈ ─ ・┈ ─ ・┈ ꒱꒱

WEEK THREE:

Sun, Oct. 15th: Innocence!kink with Dream.

Dom!Dreamwastaken x virgin!fem!reader.

Mon, Oct. 16th: Breeding!kink with Sapnap.

Dom!Sapnap X fem!reader.

Tue, Oct. 17th: Soft!sex with Sapnap.

Dom!Sapnap X afab!reader.

Wed, Oct: 18th: Cockwarming with Sapnap.

Dom!Sapnap X fem!reader

Thurs, Oct. 19th: Knife!play with Chucky.

Dom!Charles Lee Ray X Fem!reader.

Fri, Oct. 20th: Praise!kink with Chucky.

Dom!Charles Lee Ray X fem!reader.

Sat, Oct. 21st: Blow and smoke with Chucky.

Dom!Charles Lee Ray X bitchy!afab!reader.

꒰ ୨୧ ─ ・┈ ・ ─ ・┈ ─ ・┈ ─ ・┈ ꒱꒱

WEEK FOUR:

Sun, Oct. 22nd: Bondage!kink with Charlie.

Dom!Charlie X afab!reader.

Mon, Oct. 23rd: Being needy for Charlie.

Dom!Charlie X fem!reader.

Tue, Oct. 24th: Praise!Kink with Charlie.

Dom!Charlie X afab!reader.

Wed, Oct. 25th: Breeding!kink with Schlatt.

Dom!husband!Schlatt X fem!wife!reader.

Thurs, Oct. 26th: Teasing with Schlatt.

Dom!Schlatt X sassy!afab!reader.

Fri, Oct. 27th: Somnophilia with Schlatt.

Dom!Schlatt X fem!reader.

Sat, Oct. 28th: Praise!kink with Tiffany Valentine.

Dom!Tiffany Valentine X Fem!reader.

꒰ ୨୧ ─ ・┈ ・ ─ ・┈ ─ ・┈ ─ ・┈ ꒱꒱

LAST THREE DAYS:

Sun, Oct. 29th: Dacryphilia with Tiffany Valentine.

Dom!Tiffany Valentine X afab!reader.

Mon, Oct. 30th: Bondage!kink with Tiffany Valentine.

Dom!Tiffany Valentine X fem!reader.

Tue, Oct. 31st: Thigh!kink with Billy Hargrove.

Dom!Billy Hargrove X Fem!plus size!reader.

Don’t copy, translate or repost any of my work w/o my permission.

[exactlymaximumgarden]

pls more lunch club schlatt smut😞maybe smth with sub reader and soft dom schlatt?

HELL YEAH BROTHER. nsfw under the cut.

"that's it, princess. let it out. c'mon."

your eyes screw shut as you buck your hips upward to meet schlatt, his fingers working nimbly at your soaking pussy. the pair of you have been laying here for who knows how long, your legs spread and trembling while he incessantly fingers you, coaxing countless orgasms from you. the sheets are drenched beneath you and your swollen clit throbs, yet you can't bring yourself to ask him to slow down. he's just too good. the pleasure is beyond worth it.

schlatt grins as he watches you ride out your high, your hips seeming to have a mind of their own as they writhe and roll in response to his movements. "good job, baby," he coos, pressing a sweet kiss to your inner thigh. "feels good, yeah?"

you can only moan in response, your vision clouded as any attempts of speaking simply devolve into mindless babbling.

"how does one more round sound?" he's teasing you on purpose. he knows you're too fucked out to give him a coherent answer, but he loves it. his pants are growing achingly confining the more you unravel under his touch.

"c'mon, you can take it. i know you can." slowly but surely, his fingers begin moving again, and once more your body begins to respond due to your heightened sensitivity. a silvery moan spills from your lips without warning as he finger-fucks you stupid.

"ahh, there it is. my good girl."

[teddynivvy]

SUB. SCHLATT.

ive been DEVOURING every little thing you’ve posted today

OKAY THATS ALL BYE, LOVELY!!!

ok i’ve posted a ton of smut today so pls forgive me but this request has been sitting in my brain and i fear a pathetic lil schlatt makes me feel very 🥰🥰 so here we go (nsfw, afab!reader, heavy mommy kink!!)

sub!schlatt who loves being your good boy. kissing up and down your body, you barely paying attention to him as you keep your focus on your book.

he’s begging you to pay attention to him - touch him, anything - his cock aching in his boxers as he ruts up against the side of the bed and kisses your thighs. you part them slightly, giving him just enough access to nuzzle over the lingerie he purchased for you, feeling the warmth of your pussy against his lips.

his fingers hook along the lace, looking up to meet your gaze. “can i please?” he asks, warm brown eyes full of need. you look down at him, nodding slightly before he eagerly pulls down your panties and gets to work. mouth on your warm pussy, kissing, lapping at you as if it was the last thing he’d ever taste. his facial hair tickled your inner thighs as you finally put down what you were reading, carding your fingers through his hair and cooing at him.

“such a good boy for me,” you praise, feeling his tongue start to lap at your hole. “you’re being so good for mommy, aren’t you?”

a sharp tug on his hair when he doesn’t reply - “yes, yes mommy, i’m your good boy.” his lips glistened with your slick, drunk on the taste. “what do you say for not responding?” he gulps, eyes falling. “sorry, mommy.”

“good,” you smile, taking his chin in your hand and flipping to position your pussy over his face. you lean back, watching as he begins to kiss your clit again, hot tongue against your core. “yes, don’t stop.”

your hand finds his achingly hard cock, and he moans when you wrap around him. thick in your palm, you lick a broad stripe up and begin to jerk and twist, watching as his hips bucked up into the slickness.

he moans deeply into your pussy, hands coming up to hold your thighs. he begins to whimper, and you look down as he continues to work hard on your core.

“are you gonna make mommy cum, baby?” he nods fervently, tongue against your hot wet cunt as you ride his face to your heart’s desire. reckless abandon as you grind into him, his tongue in your hole and nose rubbing against your clit, forcing you to gush all over his face as your grip leaves his cock to dive forward and steady yourself.

once you catch your breath, you push his hair out of his face and grin down at him. his chest is heaving, pink tip flopped over onto his stomach, ready to burst. your hand finds it again, jerking him off and watching as he began to unravel.

“you were such a good boy for making mommy cum, weren’t you?” he nods between your thighs. “you want me to make you cum, baby?”

“please,” he breathes out, eyes screwing shut as he tries to hold off. he’s so embarrassed to be like this, pink cheeks, pinned under the weight of you on his chest as you jerk him off helplessly. “please let me come.”

“ok,” you laugh, and he almost thinks he heard you wrong. “can i?” “you want me to say it again?”

he loves when he’s challenged - when the woman he loves and trusts is on top of him, telling him what to do, taking complete control. that thought makes his cock explode, white ropes of cum painting his stomach and whimpers from his mouth being muffled by the skin of your thighs still covering his mouth.

“good baby,” you coo down at him, feeling his cock twitch as a few last spurts come out. “such a good boy for me, aren’t you jay?”

spent, fucked out, all he can do is nod. he kisses your thighs, smiling up at you as he catches his breath. “thank you mommy.”

[audzss]

what if schlatt and you were both doms and every time you guys had sex it would be a 'fight' for dominance in the beginning and schlatt always won because you couldn't figure out what made him tick until-

You and Schlatt are on your bed, making out feverously as you try to keep him down below you while your straddling his hips and grinding down onto him.

He almost knocks you off balance by trying to push you over and on instinct you grab whatever your holding onto so you don't fall down, which just so happens to be his hair.

He freezes and lets out a quiet moan which immediately stops you in your tracks. After getting over the initial shock of the noise he let out, you smirk as he furrows his eyebrows and his face turns bright red.

"Jayy.." You say in a teasing voice and he groans in embarrassment.

"Don't."

You smile, "So what, you have a pain kink, is that what it is?"

He almost growls and reaches out to grab your wrist, trying to pull your hand out of his hair. Before he can even touch your arm, you tighten your hand in his hair and pull roughly.

He moans more breathily this time, bucking his hips up into you, his hand that was reaching to grab you now holding onto the sheets for dear life.

"Awww baby, you should of told me." You taunt him as he breathes heavily, turning his head to hide his face from you in embarrassment.

Another idea pops into your mind at the sight of his exposed unmarked neck and shoulder. I mean, if he likes hair pulling he'll probably like this too.

You lean down and kiss his neck gently, your hand still in his hair just incase he try's to flip you over again. When you find the spot that makes him shiver, you bite down hard.

He lets out a high pitched moan and squirms under you, bucking his hips up again. You giggle into his neck and kiss the spot that you bit.

You lean back to look at him, twisting your hand in his hair and pulling his head to face you while he whines. When he finally looks you in the eyes you tilt your head.

"You finally gonna' be a good boy for me tonight?" You ask in a taunting voice.

He furrows his eyebrows.

"Fuck you."

You smirk.

"Gladly."

sub Schlatt is SO GHKGJDKGL

[deadduvznap]

uh well uh hear me out hear me out okay please im begginh

just bottom schlatt with readers dead body im sorry im sorry im fixating on necro shit plea

but maybe him missing you so much, just trying to help with the grief. just trying to make himself feel better. first it was just reading to your corpse, then touching you, before he became so desperate that he had to have your cock in him again. hes just crying, sobbing, as he rides your corpse, just trying to feel close to you agai

dead sex brainrot

this is such a good consept ong but anon are you okay? sounds like you are going through exactly this ngl

and oml yes hed love reading to you to make him less sad like you were still there but he got a bit too sad and oh no now hes trying to figure out how to stick your dick in his ass while hes sobbing and cant see but he cant figure out how to do it because your dick is soft and well doesnt get hard so he figures out he has to use a shit ton of lube and a shit ton of prep and he cant really move or your dick will fall out so he just like cock warms while hes crying laying on your chest saying how much he misses you and how much he wants to feel you :( and he sucks on your fingers too :(( and he cries harder because he knows that your body will never be warm again like you used to :(

[samantha-rae-velcher]

Imagine...

You're Schlatt's girlfriend, you were invited onto the Chuckle Sandwich podcast. You had been in a bad mood all day, not really wanting to talk...but when you did it was a snarky comment.

Schlatt tried being patient with you, knowing that your attitude would fade. But hours passed and you still didn't change, even when you started the podcast.

Ted attempted to be nice, noticing the tension between you and Schlatt. He asked you questions only for you to either huff and answer plainly, or just ignore it.

"Whats going on, Y/n?" Ted asked.

You rolled you eyes, shaking your head.

"Nothing."

"Don't waste your breath Ted, she's been like this all day. Pissed off at everyone for no fuckin reason."

You huffed, muttering something under your breath. Causing Schlatt's attention to snap in the direction of your face cam, with a stern expression.

(Photo above)

"What did you just say, little girl?"

Y/n saw the look on his face, and decided not to press him further, knowing he was at his limit.

"Don't stop now." He growled. "Repeat what you just fuckin said."

"I said, if you didn't like my attitude then why did you invite me on this podcast!?"

With that Schlatt disconnected the wifi, shutting down the call on both your computers. He stood up and marched to your office door, throwing it open. He grabbed you by the arm, pressing you against the wall and getting really close.

"I'm done with your smart mouth." His voice was low and some what calm, even though you knew he was anything but.

"I'm not gonna deal with your bullshit any more, do you understand."

You didn't answer, remaining defiant.

"Fine, you want to do this the hard way? We'll do this the hard way."

He pushed you onto the floor, holding your arms down so you couldn't move. Schlatt brushed his nose against your jaw, taking in the scent of your perfume.

"I don't know what has you so pissed off, kitten. But you're not taking it out on me. Now, I'm gonna ravish you right here on this office floor if you don't fuckin behave."

Still, no words left your mouth as you rubbed your thighs together, the lust in his eyes sending heat to your core a quiet whimper escaped you, making him nod his head. Schlatt leaned in, his lips so close to your ear...

"I'm gonna enjoy this."

@goldenstarofthunderclan ❤️

[lovely-lying-loveable-liar]

Dude poly!Ted Schlatt with a size kink? Omfg + calling both of them daddy or calling Schlatt daddy and Ted sir *faints*

THEYRE JUST SO FJSIDNEHA

*sorry if I blew up your inbox with likes*

Love them both tbh

I'm so mad that there isn't a lot of poly stuff for them

But then again, I feel like ppl just don't write the reader the way I act, you know?

I also don't really write daddy/sir stuff but we'll see!

To establish some relationship tings:

You're in a relationship with Schlatt and Ted, they're in a relationship with you and each other, none of that "love triangle" bullshit, this is a polyamorous relationship SUSAN!!!

ANYWAYS

Ted's a switch, dom leaning

Schlatt is also a switch, he doesn't really lean but he loves domming Ted

But they both have a mutual alliance that whenever you decide to sub, they go HAM

Not pushing your limits or anything, but they pull out all the stops

They wont cum until you have at least three times

They set the mood

Candles

Blankets

Fresh sheets

Pillows

They'll turn your plushies around

I also feel like they'd be very goofy during sex

Schlatt dropped something off the bed one time and completely forgot he was inside you so when he went to bend and get it, he almost came and fell off the bed right then and there cuz you squeezed him just right.

Ted cracks jokes mid-sex ALL THE TIME

"Fuuuck... you're.. so big?!"

"That's what she said."

"Did you just make a 'that's what she said' joke... during anniversary sex?"

But Schlatt doesn't really mind it, cuz he loves the feeling of you laughing around his cock

"Holy fucking shit... Ted, I swear to god, if you stop makin' this sweet angel laugh I'm gonna fucking kill you... I'm so close..."

Because he's Catholic, Schlatt refuses to fuck you with a condom on. Sorry babe, you're just gonna have to deal with it! It's against his religion!

But seriously, no matter your gender or status of fertility, Schlatt CANNOT stop picturing what your kids would look like.

He's a family man, what can I say!

This is getting off topic.

Tbh, they just *work* together, you know?

Joint sex playlist

Believe it or not, Schlatt's the one that adds Careless Whisper to it

Even if he does it ironically, there have been times where you give up and just let him fuck you to it

And he laughs the entire way through, making it soooo cheesy

Meanwhile, I feel like Ted fucks to more sentimental music, like Hozier or smth

I know I said he makes jokes

But I can't help but think he *makes love to you* while Son of Nyx plays

Schlatt also just likes watching you two fuck

Like

A lot

He's taken up drawing and will use you guys as references

He says it's so he can get better at Gartic Phone, but it's just because he can't express his love for you guys through words so he prefers to draw you two having sex.

he keeps the drawings to himself and admires them sometimes

[schlattsdoll]

any smut with poly schlatt and ted I beg xx

on my knees for thesse boys

🍓🩷

minors dni <3

poly! tedschlatt headcanons (nsfw)

they love taking you to paris, taking turns behind you and in your mouth

ted being a secret hard dom for the two of you ugh my heart. everyone thinks he’s this sweet guy who doesn’t have a mean streak but ooooh boy

when you and schlatt decide to act like brats? he’s not having it. that’s not to say schlatt is a sub; that man is a switch.

if you’re being a brat by yourself rip to your pussy tbh. they’d be finding new ways to punish you. ted’s favorite is definitely overstimulation while schlatt probably likes a good old fashioned spanking. he just likes the marks he can leave. or edging. i feel like he loves to edge you but he hates when ted does it to him.

they get jealous when you’re with one of them and not the other (even if you’re in la with ted while schlatts in austin or vice versa), so they make you facetime them to show off what fun you���re having

schlatt had definitely bought you all those vibrators/ fleshlights that are bluetooth connected so they can mess with you while you’re in public or they can feel like you’re all together when you’re not.

having so many hickies and bruises and then fighting over who gave you more

ooohh!! them having you be blindfolded and you have to guess who’s fucking you just based off their tongues, fingers or cocks <33

[doetic]

anything. (TEASER) - dom!experienced!Jschlatt x smaller!sub!inexperienced!F!reader (18+)

Plot: Inexperienced reader finds herself in the bedroom of a man she had only met online that morning in an attempt to be more spontaneous and adventurous following a breakup. Warnings: BDSM (very light hitting and choking but no established safe word), smut, hookup culture, size kink (reader is described as shorter, thin, small and fragile compared to schlatt), female reader with female parts (not many gendered terms besides occasional things like good girl) Word Count (for this snippet): 456 A/n: Based on a Jordan Romano self insert smut I wrote in a notebook during a boring uni lecture

“So fuckin’ tiny,”

Schlatt’s voice came out as a low, near-growl as he looked you up and down with a slow, predatory gaze. His large hands tightly gripped your waist with a possessive firmness to them.

“I could do anything to you, and I’d bet you’d love it all.” He wet his lips. “Wouldn’t you?”

Shyly you let out a hum of confirmation, looking down at his hands on your waist rather than up into his eyes. Sex in general wasn’t something you were clueless of, but definitely not your area of expertise. However, he was handsome, and you were feeling spontaneous following the end of a long term relationship.

“C’mon toots, use your words,” he let out an amused chuckle, moving his left hand from your waist to your cheek. His thumb was placed under your jaw and turned your face up to look him in the eyes. “You’ll love any way I decide to use you, won’t you?”

“Y-yeah,” a warmth filled your cheeks as you spoke “Please use me…”

If you could purr, a low rumble would have filled your chest at the electric feeling of his touch. The intensity of his gaze could almost be physically felt as he searched your eyes for any sign of wanting to back out, but despite the nervous energy wafting off of you, there was none to be found.

His oh-so-tempting lips parted into a cocky grin, his thumb gently rubbing the skin of your jaw. “So shy… don’t worry, I can be gentle.”

You felt cold as he removed his touch from you and sat down on the bed behind him, gesturing for you to straddle him.

“It’s okay,” you spoke as you obeyed his silent command. “It’s just been a while.”

You ran a hand cautiously and shyly along his chest, looking down at your hand instead of his face again. His hand gently grabbed your wrist and guided it underneath his shirt with the careful patience one would give to a frightened animal.

“I won’t hurt you baby, I promise.” He spoke, leaning into your neck. You almost gasped at the feeling of his breath against your sensitive skin alone, and once his lips pressed against it you felt as if you were dissolving into his touch.

You believed his words, but knew at the same time that the man before you was a wolf in sheep’s clothing. The large man before you certainly had the capability to bruise and harm you in the most heavenly ways at his will, and a part of you craved for his gentle touch to become the harsh and animalistic one you knew he was capable of.

“I know,” you replied sincerely. “Please don’t make me wait.”

[ohbabydollie]

thinking about Him [sub!schlatt] if you dont mind

im going feral rn

he whines and whimpers

the only time you see him stuttering and blushing is when you’re on top of him

he’s whining and begging for you to fuck him while you tease him by not letting him move and barely placing the tip in

he’s trying to buck his hips up into you but you just remind him that he’s gonna get punished if he does which only makes him even more whiny

he’s in tears begging and whining for you

if he decides to be good you reward him by sinking your hips down all the way making him throw his head back and groan

he’s in tears just from feeling your cunt around him

he’s sobbing and moaning as he sets a brutal pace

he’d holding onto your hips as his thrusts get sloppier and sloppier finally cumming in you with one harsh thrust, making sure to touch the deepest parts of you

however, if he decided that he can’t hold back he’s grabbing your hips and sinking you down in the second he gets the chance

he’s harsh and unapologetic with his thrusts, he doesn’t care at the moment

he’d completely enamored with the way you feel around him

he’s letting out whimpers and telling you to “jus’ fuckin’ take it!”

the second you start to harshly tug on his hair he’s letting out whines and slowing down

realizing he fucked up and now he’s gonna have to be the one taking a punishment from you

[s0ftl3]

꧁Jschlatt꧂

♡︎ - s: smut | a: angst | f: fluff

Shots (Needy Drunk Schlatt) (s)

Sub Schlatt Headcanons (s)

Poolside (f)

The Craft and the Furious (f)

Comfort Schlatt Headcanons (f)

Dad Headcanons (f)

Jealousy, Jealousy (s)

Friend Headcanons (f)

Chuckle sammy with a hyper fixated s/o (f)

Cheerleader (perv! Base Schlatt) (s)

Don’t open this in public (s) Pt.2 Pt.3

Hair Pulling (s)

Crossing the Finish Line (s)

Breeding Kink (s)

Pavlovian Response (s)

Boudoir Album (f, s)

Need Your Help (s) pt.2

Best Friends to Lovers (f)

High Poly! Tedschlatt (s) pt.2 Pt.3?

First dates (f)

S/o With Sensitive Thighs (s)

Poly! Tedschlatt Drabble (s)

S/o with an oral fixation (s)

Drunk Schlatt Drabble (s)

New Year’s resolutions (s)

Sensitive sub! Schlatt (s)

And A Happy New Year (f)