#sum market

[beaft]

not to sound like a queer theory textbook, but i wish there were more options for exploring masculinity within lgbt spaces. i'm bored of "women and nonbinary people" and "femmes and thems" and "no men allowed". i know there's a broad social scene for gay men, but i don't fit into that as i still like girls and i only pass about 30% of the time. i just wish there was a way i could meet other queer and GNC men in a non-sexual setting (i.e. not grindr) and talk with them about things like what masculinity means from their perspective, how they express it, how they relate to other men, and most importantly what brands of razors they use, because i can't keep using shitty plastic disposables forever i just can't

[lesmissocials-fuckedup]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO POST THIS ONE HERE BUT UM

So last week I went to see les mis for the first time (Sondheim theater, London). And being the obsessed person I am, I bought the obligatory programme. And this is inside

Was any of you planning to tell me this one or was I really supposed to find out by myself

[camtot]

Spring has sprung

[neurotypical-sonic]

yes two days ago I was harping on about how small rural towns fucking suck, I still stand by that, but. small town festivals did hit different. and yes I still dont think that sonic wachowski would actually interact with the town or be able to exist publicly. thinking about local festivals and carl and scuttling under tables and stalls

[fluffypotatey]

I see your cryptid nightmare Merlin and raise you, cryptid-by-association Hunith. Like, it's canon that other magic beings have an innate ability to sense Emrys, and she's spent almost 20 years being surrounded by his magic, so now she just has this unseen aura of Not To Be Fucked With, By Order Of Emrys. On market days, she takes a shortcut to the next town through a Very Haunted Forest and it's like:

Dryad 1: Bro, there's a human in our forest, the fuck?

Dryad 2: Bite your fucking tongue, Carl, that's Hunith.

Dryad 1: Whoa, Emrys's mom?

Dryad 2: Emrys's mom. So put your fucking roots down and be nice.

Dryad 1: Oh, shit, yeah, totally, my bad.

Dryad 2: She's really nice, too. Watch. Hi, Hunith!

......

Hunith: *hears the trees rustling without a breeze*

Hunith: *raised a child that regularly spoke to plants, bodies of water, and animals*

Hunith: Good afternoon, lovely day, isn't it?

........

Dryad 1: Oh, she is nice!

Dryad 2: Told you.

A sorcerer in the market town sees Hunith come strolling idly out of a forest that has a Known history of trying to Actively Murder Trespassers and is just like, "What the actual fuck?"

i moved my queue 2 hours later because i didn't want this to get drowned out because YES

we've now seen cryptid eldritch horror that is emrys aka merlin, but anon is asking the right questions. who does the cryptid horror better? who started it first? who is ignorant to the abject terror they insight on magical people because of how they surround themself with???

why hunith of course!

[tricycle-jaune]

sum 41 had the misfortune of releasing their album on the same day as beyonce looool you guys, idk who is responsible for your marketing but it's your LAST ALBUM and look what they've done to you. thankfully you have a loyal fanbase.

[brainrotdotorg]

Back from an art market and sunburn as hell lmfaoooooo

[bunabi]

saw one post about the ‘stop gatekeeping SayHerName’ thing and decided that’s enough Twitter for the rest of the week

[becky5203]

This May is gonna have everything. My 20th birthday AND The Sun and The Star on the 2nd. The 10th anniversary of Iron Man 3, which started my lifelong obsession with Harley Keener/Ty Simpkins, on the 3rd. Bridgerton spin-off coming on the 4th. Ed Sheeran docuseries on the 3rd and then his new album on the 5th. Breath of The Wild sequel on the 12th. The Great season 3 coming out the same day. I really am getting fed.

[sunshinexlollipops]

bro the job market where I live is fucking terrible. literally nothing available is doable bc I either need a degree I don't have, years of experience in this specific field that I don't have, they don't provide benefits, or it's something like working at twice daily. I'm about to start selling feet pics fr

[piratefalls]

i am so so so tired of just barely scraping by financially. it's so exhausting trying to figure out where you can cut out costs just so you can pay your bills.

[stenoodie]

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[the-average-procrastinator]

I know, I know, but I'm prepping an etsy store

[irynochka]

this is the weirdest most scripted scam playing out like live (bad) theater, and they have hundreds of not thousands by now of live audience members/victims they’ve invited

[incunabulayy]

my gender is whatever retail clothing stores think gender neutral is. vaguely vintage, color blocked, a bit odd and intriguing, and definitely designed for fall

[grubbygrrrl]

currently fighting the entirely modern urge to package myself like i'm some sort of commodity. find myself a recognizable aesthetic/subculture/scene with nice and easy pop culture buzzwords. i struggle to remember that i'm not a brand - it would be easier to understand myself if i was, would be easier to turn 20 and come of age and develop a sense of self if i had a mission statement and a cohesive image - but i'm fortunately an actual human person. and i get to be messy and complex.