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pcktknife · 10 months ago
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baptiste + mauga voicelines have me intrigued...a friendship between two men who worked for the same affiliation and one leaves to join the other side? I've seen this one before
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edgyhedgie · 4 months ago
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day 67: fighting for my life with an animation software lol (THE SNUGGLERS)
some extra context below (vent warning) :')
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uwooyoungs · 1 year ago
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MY BAP ARE COMING BACK???????
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1-800-roflmao · 1 year ago
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PFFFT
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bastardblvd · 2 years ago
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Consider this: Shin from Dorohedoro has a side gig working as IT support. I mean just look at him, the glasses says it all:
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no you’re onto something because i can hear him asking “did you try turning it on and off again?”
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smollandkindaannoyed · 11 months ago
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Europeans where do you buy your kpop albums online. Because I really wanna get Curtain Call but like I do not want to get scammed... :)
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jamdoughnutmagician · 2 years ago
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✨💜🌙SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING ✨💜
For my sweetheart Claudia 🥺💗
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Just know that I think exactly the same about you too!!! ILYSM!!!!
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sosasturns · 4 months ago
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shoota!chris ACTIN HARD
…IN WHICH CHRIS GETS IN A FIGHT OVER YOU, BLURB
it’s supposed to be a chill night. couple drinks, couple laughs, chris right by your side—hand on your hip, drink in his other, keeping you close, just how he always do.
your girls talking, music bumping, the whole spot got that warm buzz of liquor and bass. it’s good. until it’s not.
popped collar. polo. creased ass jordans.
this motherfucker saunters up like he god’s gift, chin high, breath smelling like he been nursing the same crown and coke for the past hour. and he talking to you.
“you too fine to be standing next to him.”
chris exhales slow through his nose, takes a sip of his drink, blue eyes cutting through the dim lights, locked on this dumbass like he three seconds from turning his ass into swiss cheese.
he don’t say nothing yet. just watching. waiting. sizing him up.
but popped collar wanna act bold. he don’t peep the way your body leans into chris’s touch, don’t clock the warning signs in his stare. he keeps going.
“you the kinda girl that need a real man.”
oh. yeah. it’s wraps.
chris tilts his head, licks his teeth, hand on your waist gripping just a little tighter. real man? that’s cute.
“word?” he drawls, voice slow, cocky, already knowing where this about to go.
popped collar nods, goes to touch your wrist like he really just said some smooth shit. you don’t even get a chance to pull back before chris moves.
bap bap bap.
polo on the floor.
chris gripping that fuck ass lauren polo collar, damn near tearing it off the seam, and now it look like the little polo player embroidered on his chest been rode into the ground. what in the fuck was that body cross bag placement? shit draped over the polo logo—that motherfucker look like he was riding a god damn tiger. hold up.
your girls screaming, grabbing at your arms, pulling you back before you can get caught in the crossfire. chris’s boys trying to hold him, but soon as polo’s friends jump in, it’s a wrap. hands flying. drinks spilling. whole damn club in chaos.
your friend jumps up on a chair. “ohhhh shittt.”
security late as hell, finally yanking chris and his people up off those bums, dragging them toward the exit. you and your girls follow cause you damn sure not staying in there after that. plus, the vibe was ass anyways.
but chris? he still talking his shit. walking backwards as security leads him out, chin high, all smug like he ain’t just rocked some justin bieber looking motherfucker’s shit.
popped collar trying to talk back, but it’s real hard to sound tough when you still dazed, leaning against the bouncer for support.
“fuck outta here, man,” chris scoffs, shaking them off as they get outside. he’s still hot, jaw tight, nostrils flaring. but he done now. his point been made.
car ride? dead silent. not even music. just the low hum of the road and chris’s heavy ass breathing. you glance over, lips pressing together. “at least you won.”
chris don’t react. just keeps looking out the window. few seconds later, you try again. “you really rocked his shit, though.”
he flicks his gaze to you, expression unreadable. “shut the fuck up.”
you smirk, looking out your own window now, unbothered. he’s always like this—simply hotheaded.
he pulls up to your place, hazard lights on, hands gripping the wheel. lets out a long ass sigh, staring straight ahead.
you tilt your head. “you not coming in?”
he shakes his head, eyes still on the street.
you don’t argue. just grab your purse, open the door. pause. glance back. “park up there.”
then you get out.
inside, you drop your keys, set your bag on the counter, start digging through drawers for the first aid kit. cause you already know.
minutes later, the front door creaks open. he’s quiet, moving through the space like a shadow. you don’t even turn around. just pop open the kit, lay out some gauze.
“c’mere.”
he steps closer. hands bruised, knuckles split, but none of polo’s punches connected. that boy was throwing air, meanwhile chris was landing every hit.
you clean him up, working fast, efficient. he’s standing there huffing and puffing, acting like he got somewhere to be.
you exhale through your nose, look up at him, unimpressed. “go sit the fuck down ‘til you cool off. you starting to piss me off.”
he let out a breath, real heavy, but did what you said, sinking into the sectional, legs spread, arms slung over the back like he owned the place. two little ass sanrio bandages sat across his knuckles now, a dumb contrast to how hard he was acting. you smirked at the sight, clipping your hair up as you restarted the load of clothes you left in the dryer before heading out earlier.
as you pass the couch, chris reaches out, fingers curling around your hip. next thing you know, you’re landing on his lap with a small oomf, his hands already wandering.
"you done actin’ stupid now?" you murmured, hands pressed against his chest, feeling the steady rise and fall of it.
chris scoffed, a smirk tugging at his lips. "nah.”
you roll your eyes. his grip tightens. “shut up.”
so you do.
and then he kissed you. hot, deep, tongue sliding against yours like he was tryna prove a point. his hands roamed, squeezing at your hips, your ass, your thighs, pulling you tighter against him so you could feel just how much you got to him.
"gon' let me have you?" he muttered against your lips, already knowing the answer. and you did. right there on that sectional, with your dress bunched up around your waist and chris gripping onto you like he owned you. his hands never left your skin, his mouth never stopped moving against yours, against your neck, against every damn place he could reach. he made sure you felt it. made sure you knew that even with all that nonchalant shit, all that attitude, he wanted you. only you.
the next morning, you wake up on the couch, makeup smu-dged, dress wrinkled, weave tousled to hell. no bonnet. an L.
you stretch, sit up, reach to fix your hair—pause.
something’s caught in the strands.
with a frown, you pluck it free, hold it up to inspect.
a god damn sanrio bandage.
@ sosasturns
sosa’s notes: had writers block for a hot min n started typing this up. literally could not stop giggling. popped collar lowk my fav npc like
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maplesyrupsainz · 2 years ago
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˖⁺。˚⋆˙ur good for my heart | DR3˖⁺。˚⋆˙
pairing: daniel ricciardo x faceless y/n reader (she/her)
genre: social media au, established relationship
warnings: like 1 single sexual joke lol it's all jus fluff some mean tweets perhaps sorryy hope u like it
summary: in which f1's favourite couple has news to spite their doubters
a/n: making these is the most fun i've had in my whole life who else should i write for tehe
fc: various brunette girls from pinterest
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my masterlist
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instagram ->
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yourusername jus checking in yes me & ricardo are alive
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user1 y/n having a hamster called ricardo is my roman empire
user2 no daniel?
user3 ikr & max is always in her likes it's weird
user4 they r obviously friends?
landonorris wtf is that
yourusername i know ur not talking about my gay hamster
landonorris get a life
yourusername homophobe
yourbff next time i drown u
landonorris y/n taking L after L in this comment section
yourusername i literally dont like either of u
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yourbff no one is doing it like us happy birthday to the love of my life y/n/n
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landonorris haps baps yourusername
yourusername thank u babygirl
yourusername i love u so much omg
yourusername im jus a shell without u😭
yourbff i will always love u till my dying days & beyond xo
user5 has anyone else noticed y/n hasnt been seen with daniel lately
yourbff why the hell u saying this shit on my post get a job
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danielricciardo happy birthday to the love of my life
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user10 i knew they were still together
yourusername waiting for a hamster joke tbh
landonorris the gag is this post is not about u it's about ricardo
yourusername well i am not surprised if i was a gay hamster i too would want danny
danielricciardo do u want me even tho ur a regular girl?
landonorris no she doesnt
maxverstappen1 she does not
yourusername didnt want u to find out this way
yourusername tysm i love u forever & a day
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user11 she is so annoying
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danielynlover some of our favourite dan & y/n moments to remind everyone why they have been & will continue to be everyone's favourite f1 couple 🫶
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user17 omg my actual parents
user18 i love how y/n always supports & shows up for danny no matter what team he's on
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danielynlover exactly she is the most genuine wag imo
yourusername 😭🩷
danielynlover OMG HI Y/N
yourusername forever grateful for all of ur love for me & dan
user19 daniel ricciardo y/n y/l/n you will always be famous
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danielricciardo baby on board
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landonorris couldn't even think of a joke for this one congratulations to my favourite couple
yourusername only took us getting pregnant to be freed from the horrendous jokes of lando norizz
landonorris i'll be back on form when i've had times to process the news
danielricciardo i told u 2 months ago
landonorris yes and?
maxverstappen1 congratulations 🎂
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yourbff i've never screamed so loud. im going to be an auntie
yourusername my baby is so lucky 🥹
user20 IS THIS REAL
user21 omg my parents are becoming parents
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yourusername bun in the oven
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danielricciardo of course you snuck that hamster into your pregnancy announcement
yourusername he is nothing if not a stickler for a party
yourbff i love u
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user22 the girls are gonna love this one
user23 running straight to twitter
lewishamilton congratulations ❤️
yourusername tysm uncle lewis 😛
yoursister y/n mama hasnt stopped crying since u told her 🥹🥹🥹
yourusername sending all our love to u all 👨‍👩‍👧
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yourusername she's here 🥹 grace evelyn ricciardo born at 6am 7lb 2oz with her father's eyes
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yourbff i cannot wait to meet her🥹
yourusername 🥹🥹🥹
landonorris noo hahaaa im not crying... you are..
danielricciardo embrace it
maxverstappen1 when can we get her behind the wheel
yourusername what the hell is wrong with u
landonorris this is too far even for you
danielricciardo stay away from my daughter
danielricciardo and my wife whilst ur at it
user24 WIFE???
user25 WIFE?? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
danielricciardo i love you i am so proud of you i am so lucky to have met you and to be loved by you my wife 💍
yourusername i love you u r my entire universe 😊
user26 who else will never recover from this
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THE END 🤍
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basilbots · 7 months ago
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Bro if you think New Moon, before the Nexus arc where they were doing everything in their power to write him off as evil because they knew he was going to be killed off and replaced, was a worse brother than Old Moon or even anywhere close you are just straight up incorrect sorry.
First off very serious, stop downplaying Old Moon's abuse, you may not be meaning to but you are, you cannot be obtuse about why NM jokingly threatening Sun like normal siblings do all the time is okay but OM threatening the same thing when he would actually physically abuse Sun isn't okay. There is an obvious difference there and it's gross to say otherwise. Secondly more silly I am bapping you like an annoyed cat NM was around for a year and I guarantee you he was not played with Nexus in mind for the majority of it they were not in fact dropping hints that he would be evil this whole time. This is not to say New Moon was perfect, he wasn't, but literally none of the characters are. If you picked at every mistake or ruder comment a character made then they're all secretly evil and toxic (which some people actually believe looks at the Solar is evil theories). But I think it's insulting to go to people upset that their fav character was butchered and say "um actually New Moon was NEVER good" because you're biased against Nexus and want to rewrite what New Moon was actually like. Which is something that the show doesn't even support btw. Earth recently talked about how sweet New Moon was, Sun during the turning point of NM's grief arc turning into the Nexus arc admitted that New Moon up until that point was a better brother than Moon, the bulk of Nexus' horrible actions were not of him being a toxic brother it's him being an EX-brother turned villain. Which for reference is like how the og Eclipse was a toxic brother to Lunar but you would not say he was a toxic brother to Sun and Moon because the role and circumstances around how he hurt them were very different. New Moon was a very good brother that the story left turned into trying very hard to justify getting rid of so we could have our current story (Old Moon as our Moon, Dark Sun successfully having Sun kill a Moon, the dimensional discrepancy, etc).
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mangobabygirl · 4 days ago
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https://www.tumblr.com/mangobabygirl/786700446784995328/key-takeaways-1-luigi-avoids-direct-eye-contact?source=share
no way luigi is getting hate because of this lol leave my autistic man alone
Okay so I have a lot of thoughts about this as a neurodivergent Luigi supporter who works with autistic individuals in a professional capacity:
Autism is gravely underdiagnosed. Most people with an autism diagnosis are diagnosed as a child and are usually only diagnosed because they display behaviors or symptoms that require some type of support and/or accommodations. Many autistic people grow into adulthood without a diagnosis because they were “high achievers” as children or didn’t require accommodations like a 504 plan or special education classes for instance. This is because autism, like most disorders, is understood largely from the perspective of the inconvenienced neurotypical. Every autism screening is scored based on if the individual meets the criteria of demonstrating enough outward social “defects” and repetitive behavior patterns. This focus on outward-presenting behavior patterns alienates people who “mask” and face mainly inward difficulties and struggles related to their neurodivergence (this is also why more men and boys are diagnosed with autism over women and girls statistically).
There’s also institutional barriers that come with obtaining a diagnosis, especially for adults. Autism can only be properly diagnosed by specialists, and the screening itself costs thousands of dollars out of pocket without insurance. Furthermore, many people live in places (especially more remote areas) where these specialists aren’t readily accessible or face difficulties related to long waitlists.
Lastly, autism shows comorbid symptoms with other disorders such as ADHD, anxiety disorders, etc. Misdiagnosis is prevalent and one can have traits that align with autistic symptoms but ultimately fail to meet the criteria for ASD. This is called Broad Autism Phenotype and is not an official diagnosis or in the DSM-5 but it describes a large range of autistic traits that anyone can have regardless of the status of their diagnosis.
All this to say we are ultimately unsure if Luigi has an official ASD diagnosis. It’s possible he was diagnosed as a child or adult, but it’s equally possible he was never properly diagnosed because he was perceived as a social, “self-sufficient” individual with no immediate need for support. From what little we know of him and Mike’s testimony he definitely displays BAP traits like restricted interests, difficulties with social communication, demand avoidance, etc. I personally feel uncomfortable officially armchair diagnosing anyone but I understand people who claim he’s autistic and I do joke occasionally about him having autism. We also know that Luigi showed broad support for autistic individuals like retweeting a video about autism as a source of ingenuity and subscribing to Substack articles about neurodivergent actualization. While it’s not officially confirmed if he’s autistic, assuming he’s neurotypical by default is harmful and perpetuates the notion one must have an official diagnosis in order to be considered a “legitimate” neurodivergent, which is problematic for all the reasons I listed above.
Neurotypical individuals unfortunately have a warped perception of autism and automatically associate any autistic traits with what mainstream psychology associates autistic individuals with- defects. Luigi can’t be a perfect, idealized individual and display issues with social communication, that’s reserved for the imperfect “other”, the outsider whom they don’t understand therefore shame through stigmatization. It’s easier for the (narrow minded) neurotypical to make fun of him and call him “weird” or “quirky” than to face the reality he’s probably apart of the same group of people they’re inconvenienced by and systemically belittle or exclude on a daily basis. It’s ableism at its finest driven by forces of parasocialism.
Luigi’s BAP traits should not affect your support of him in the slightest. If anything you should be advocating for him further because neurodivergent individuals are statistically incarcerated at higher rates than neurotypicals and are more likely to be placed in solitary confinement. If his perceived neurodivergence is off-putting to you, maybe you need to confront your own internal biases and realize neurodivergent individuals are just as deserving of love and support as neurotypical ones.
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dreamings-free · 2 months ago
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"Kneecap getting a bunch of Americans to pop for 'Margaret Thatcher is still dead' then sing 'Maggie's in a box' is crazy"
By Poppy Burton 12th April 2025
Kneecap led an anti-Margaret Thatcher chant during their explosive Coachella 2025 set, with fans reporting the online stream had cut out shortly after.
The Irish group performed at the Californian festival – which will see sets from the likes of Post Malone, Travis Scott, Missy Elliott, Charli XCX, Megan Thee Stallion and more over the weekend – last night (April 11), taking to the Sonora stage to kick-start the chant.
Taking aim at former British Prime Minister Thatcher, who they’ve previously labelled a “c*nt”, they said: “Here, if anybody was wondering, Margaret Thatcher’s still dead,” which drew a massive cheer from the crowd, who then sang along to “Maggie’s in a Box” to the tune of KC and the Sunshine Band’s ‘Give It Up’.
The trio, made up of Mo Chara, Móglaí Bap, and DJ Próvaí, are longstanding critics of the former Conservative leader and are well known for being outspoken politically, utilising their set to make several statements in support of Palestine and the six counties.
Fans watching along online took to social media after their performance, with many claiming the stream cut out and the band had been “censored” after the chant. Others attending the festival reported the band closed out the set by saying “Free Palestine”, a moment one X/Twitter user claimed was not kept in the stream.
The band later took to their social media channels to confirm that part of their set was cut along with their “Free Palestine” message.
They wrote: “Not the only thing that was cut – our messaging on the US-backed genocide in Gaza somehow never appeared on screens either. Back next Friday Coachella and it’ll be sorted. Grma to everyone who packed out the tent.”
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-> full article at nme.com
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girl-named-matty · 2 months ago
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In light of the whole repost situation with Baps, I want this post to be one where people can post the links to their own accounts for this fandom to go support.
If you're an HL creator who posts their works (screenshots, art, videos, memes, etc...) on pinterest, please comment/reblog your pinterest account (linktree for it works as well!) that you post on so we can support you on there instead of supporting reposters!!
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bwoahtastic · 4 months ago
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Okay but some journalist making remarks about how seb is an exotic animal species while osc is just a house cat and how disappointing that must be to Mark and he rips them a new one. Chewing them out for outdated views and stuff like that. Maybe it’s even during commentating, and he’s with Jenson who has to try to calm the atmosphere while agreeing with mark.
Meanwhile Oscar is living his best life with momma seb, cuddling in a nest after wandering and exploring the paddock with the biggest curious eyes. He’s just a lil cutie pie
Oh plss! Maybe people are assuming Oscar is Mark's biological child, maybe one he had with Seb and while Mark doesn't mind that assumption - that kitty is his baby okay!- he very much doesn't appreciate talks about how "common and boring" Oscar is while Seb is so exotic and rare. Mark ripping them a new one and Uncle Jense, one of Oscar's fav who makes him giggle a lot, is there to support cos no one should talk like that!!
Meanwhile Oscar is happily purring in a nest with momma Seb, tired after a long day of exploring and not even responding to Seb's playful baps to his head lol, he is too tired to play! Seb just tucking him closer as Oscar starts to dose off, but Seb knows Osc will try to stay awake until Mark is with them again!
Maybe they were allowed to nest in the pack house as it's safest for them and some drivers are watching them curiously but don't approach too quickly after Seb hissed for approaching his cub too fast sksks. Maybe Lando veeeeery slowly shuffles over with some snacks for that and that is approved by Seb ksk
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celestiallure · 17 days ago
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hellooo, i love your works, u write so good 🫶
I was wondering if i can request anything fluff with won ji-an and fem reader? adding some cute things with her cats if it’s not too much trouble.
Thank you ❤️
ft. won ji-an x f! reader — korean celeb rpf
╰₊✧ getting woken up by her cat at four in the morning┊0.5k words
contains: fluff!! established relationship, i don’t think she’s officially told us the name/gender of her cat so he’ll be named moon here!
➤ author's note: won ji-an omg <3
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ji-an swears that moon is usually as well-behaved as a cat can possibly be and that he frequently gets compliments from others for how sweet he is, but her words have little support whenever you’re over and he suddenly decides to flip the switch. it’s not that he doesn’t like you, he adores you just as much as she does, always brushing up against your legs and jumping on your lap when you’re seated, sometimes she even gets jealous of how much attention you give him when you’re supposed to be over for private quality time as girlfriends. it’s just that he becomes loud and whiny whenever the two of you leave him out of anything, like a toddler who doesn’t let his parents have a second of time to themselves after he’s learned to run up to them.
like now, for example, at the early hours of four in the morning before the sun’s rays have even peeked over the horizon, he was outside the closed bedroom door screeching and hell-bent to be let in while clawing at the wooden door, being extra rowdy today when he usually just softly baps at the door with his paws loud enough for her to eventually hear. 
you both had fallen asleep before either of you realized it while cuddling in the most comfortable position after binge-watching a television series, but now you both had woken up with a start due to the banshee-like screaming. ji-an groaned, her arm tightening around your waist and her face moving from your hair to your shoulder, “god, what time is it?” 
“too early for this,” you murmured, turning around to nuzzle into her warmth. 
the bed felt extra comfy at the moment, and both of you felt like you could doze off just after a few seconds of silence, but the peace was promptly interrupted by another shriek. 
“could you get him?” 
“why do i have to do it? he’s your cat.”
“because you’re closer to the door,” she whined. “also you said he was our baby, so both of us are his moms.” leaning in, she placed a kiss on your cheek and embraced you tightly, knowing that showing you affection was your weak spot, “come on, please?”
you groaned, “okay, but only because i love you two so much.” once the blanket was off you, you felt the chill of the air conditioning trying to get under your clothes and sluggishly headed to the door. when you opened it, moon sat down and looked at you with those big boba eyes like he did nothing wrong. “alright, come here,” you ordered, holding out your arms for him to jump into and carrying him back into the bedroom.
moon immediately hopped onto the mattress where you previously laid, stretching out and plopping down into a loaf to enjoy the warmth. you joined him right after, pulling the blanket back over your body and kissing both the cat and your girlfriend on the forehead before falling back asleep. 
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dizzyhslightlyvoided · 3 months ago
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Can Reimu Survive Castle Dracula
So there was this Tumblr blog called "Can Your Fave Survive Castle Dracula", and apparently it died, but it was about judging whether this or that character could survive the initial portion of Bram Stoker's Dracula where Jonathan is in the castle. Looking at the Wayback Machine, the rules were that you needed to address 1. the character's overall approach to the supernatural, 2. whether they would accept the crucifix from the old lady, 3. whether they would go exploring after being told not to, 4. ability to manage the whims of a Rich Jerk / hold Dracula’s interest, 5. ability to climb a castle wall without gear, and 6. whether they would choose to risk being eaten by vampires over the certain death of being eaten by wolves.
So.
At its core, the central theme of Dracula is love, and communication and keeping each other informed and keeping records, and misusing Catholic symbols for the purpose of vampire-slaying. On the other hand, Jun'ya "ZUN" Ota's Touhou Project, a series of bullet hell shmup video games whose setting is mostly explored through spinoff manga and in-universe lore-books, is a whimsical fairytale-story about man-eating monsters, and surviving in a world which is fundamentally hostile to the kind of person you are, and misusing Shinto and Taoist symbols for the purpose of knocking monster skulls (or at least bapping supernatural heads). There's not much in the way of thematic overlap, but we can find points of interaction!
The vast majority of Touhou characters are man-eating youkai who only ambiguously have blood or indeed any realistic internal anatomy whatsoever, so in most cases, the answer is a "yes, it'd be a genuinely on-the-level meeting between monsters of varying status", which goes against the whole premise, so we'd have to skip them. However, there are still human characters worth mentioning, so let's start with Reimu Hakurei, the series protagonist, the shrine maiden of the Hakurei Shrine which serves to support the existence of the magical realm of Gensokyo.
For point 1, Reimu's actual job is dealing supernatural creatures. Really, she and views man-eating monsters as just sort of annoying, the way you might dislike those guys from Accounting at your job. She doesn't want to fight them, either; she's technically working for Yukari Yakumo, the man-eating monster who created Gensokyo, and actually killing them isn't a mandatory part of her job.
Point 2, Reimu would not accept the crucifix from the old lady, but only because she has a small arsenal of other anti-monster weapons, including Shinto and Taoist symbols; however, they wouldn't actually repel the vampires the way the cross would, because they're not Christian symbols. They'd hurt, yeah, because that's what anti-monster weapons do, but they wouldn't scare them.
I wanna say Reimu ended up in Transylvania in the first place because Yukari wanted to get something out of Count Dracula, or because she wanted to invite him to Gensokyo or whatever (Yukari doesn't usually care, but in the case that she has some kind of history with Dracula, she does not let things go!). The count is just Unimpressed because Reimu is this rude little lazy jerk with zero respect for authority (that's point 4); however, in truth, Reimu's luck and intuition are off the charts, and she figures out that he wants to eat her within like five minutes of him deciding to do so, and immediately abandons all pretense of following the rules and staying where she's told. Dracula doesn't have time to pull the "disguising as his guest to frame them for vampire stuff" trick (though it would be funny to see him try that when his guest is an ambiguously-teenage girl dressed in an outfit which looks almost, but not quite, exactly unlike a Shinto shrine maiden's uniform) before she runs into the Brides ...
... who discover that Reimu can fly.
Yeah, in Touhou, everyone who isn't an unpowered NPC-type can fly, and Reimu's even better at it than other humans! So that's climbing the castle wall handled. Also the wolves, on the off-chance that she ever ended up in that situation in the first place, she could just fly over them.
Sidebar: in each Touhou game, there's six main stages, plus one even-harder Extra stage that usually isn't connected to the main plot. Dracula is obviously the final boss of this adventure, and while there's multiple precedents for the final boss showing up as an NPC at the end of stage 5 as part of the introduction of the stage 5 boss, there's never any sign of the final boss before then, so we're clearly at the end of stage 5 at this point. (This also implies that Reimu fought betwen 4-6 other weirdos on the way to Castle Dracula, depending on the number of mid-bosses who aren't also end-of-stage bosses. Non-lethally, of course, because that's also part of the Touhou formula; there's an in-universe set of rules which you can invoke to avoid lethal combat, but that's not how Can Your Fave Survive Castle Dracula works, so Reimu's life is at stake here, no pun intended.)
So Reimu takes on all three of the Brides at once. The danger with the Brides is if they mesmerize her; on the Dracula side of things, I can't really see how she'd survive if they manage to do that. However, in Touhou terms, getting mind-controlled or whatever is only allowed if at least one of the following things is true:
it's a gameplay gimmick, or an aesthetic framing/implementation of conventional gameplay;
it serves to establish the plot and/or gets the protagonists involved at the beginning; or
it's funny and inconsequential.
So she'd probably be able to handle it. In Dracula, neither the Count nor the Bloofer Lady ever successfully mesmerize anyone on the Crew of Light once they're in full vampire-hunting mode, and Van Helsing is able to shrug off the Brides' influence with Mina's help, so I think that Reimu's luck and skill will carry her through here.
So, Reimu tears through the Brides -- again, non-lethally -- and then goes on to have a dramatic fight with Count Dracula himself. She wins, because she's the player character, and none of his instant-kill win-buttons work, and his unlife isn't actually on the line here. Reimu goes home satisfied regardless of whether she accomplishes her original goal, the Count is alive (if a bit ruffled), and Yukari may or may not actually be satisfied. Reimu Hakurei would survive Castle Dracula.
I also don't know who the extra boss is.
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