Season 2 teaser inspired Swackie art.
Spanish Jackie has the biggest balls and goes after someone she wants.
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The Lovers, the Dreamers, and Swede for the OFMD Big Bang 2023
Title: The Lovers, the Dreamers, and Swede
Author: PhantomEllie
Artist: @natashampa
Beta reader: evilgiraff
Characters: The Swede, Stede Bonnet, Edward Teach
Relationship(s): The Swede/Spanish Jackie, The Swede/Roach, The Swede/Geraldo, The Swede/Calico Jack Rackham/Bigfoot/Ned the Jungle Cat, Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach
Rating: Explicit
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Comedy, Fluff, Ensemble Cast, Magical Realism, Witchcraft, Consensual Sex (but not safe or sane)
Warnings: Minor Character Death (Season 1 Canonical Only), Recreational Drug Use (Cannabis), Kinks: Figging, Knifeplay, Monsterfucking, Metaphysical Sex, Xenophilia, Biting, Ritual Sex, Sex Magic
Summary: Swede Jensen is a California stoner and deadbeat who hitches a ride with an eccentric rich weirdo to the Sequoia Twilight Witchcamp, a camp of outcasts dedicated to practicing witchcraft in the most eclectic ways possible. Along the way, Swede comes to terms with personal tragedy while observing the weird and wacky hijinks of his new friends who are all dealing with a horrible truth: that they are characters in a story, and their words and actions are at the whim of the narrator who is telling it. Will they escape the confines of their fictional world, or learn to love Big Narrator?
Wordcount: 37,625
Link to art piece #1, Link to art piece #2
Link to story
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Swackie is REAL swackie is REAL
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Title: Save the Date (Ch 3/5)
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Ed/Stede, Spanish Jackie/Swede
Summary:
Who got married at sea, anyway?
Idiots.
Scratch that: who got married anywhere? On land, at sea or in the fucking air, even?
Massive fucking idiots (and Jackie).
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Ed 'attends' a wedding. Unfortunately, so does Stede.
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Chapter three of my short S2 alternative reunion fic! Featuring Ed and Stede reaching a deal with Ed's wife (AKA Jackie) about getting an annulment (IE it's Swackie time).
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Why is she so ovs3es3d eith5 people calling th3m Lord even in their 5hough5s.
"How would Asgenar know what she’d steal?"
"Lord Asgenar," Swacky corrected, tapping him smartly on the knuckles, his expression severe. "Even in your own head, boy.'
Next person who says this is getting punched in the face
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Another doodle paper dumpster salvaging. It’s Kermit
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woaj title thts radf
now smaller text too swacky
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His swacky little macky makin everywish cuz in reality they are his God parens fairy odd parents :)
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Here's a swacky wacky oc •3•
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