just took a nap and had a dream where i was dating jisung but my bitchass sisters were flirting with him (i don’t have siblings) and i found out he was only dating me for my money (i don’t have money)
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Guys
Spencer has no right to be in the FBI
Like if I was a criminal I’d be like
I would be cooked, I would admit everything
“Yes baby I did it, whatcha gon do now?”
Or or I’d be innocent and be like I didn’t do it but I could do you
Shushshsbdbshsyagaha s
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I love how you didn't add geto with those frat boys because HE WOULD NEVER TALK LIKE THAT
Also is this how rb!gojo would be like if he didn't have geto as a friend 🤔 wondering
i didn’t add geto to it bc i wanted reader to get with him after ❤️ bc im delulu and i want suguru to be the lil barista who sees u always come in with that asshole who’s actually surprisingly heart eyes for u until one day u don’t. and u seem all glum so he doodles a little silly face by ur name on the cup to cheer u up
and then the videos come around and he’s like oh. and it just makes sense in his mind that someone like gojo would take for granted someone like you. but him ?? he wouldn’t. he slowly and surely talks to you every time u come in. u start coming in more and more and when he’s on break ?? he comes and bothers u at ur table and eventually he worms his way into ur heart. one doodle on a coffee cup at a time
and then boom — you guys do all the kissing and cuddling and lovey dovey stuff and it’s a happily ever after
the end
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I've been rewatching Osomatsu-san and have been keeping track of the times the brothers have said each other's names/nicknames because I have always wondered about it so yeah this is very self-indulgent TT_TT but I will be sharing it below.
Note!
1. Included are Seasons 1-3 and The Movie (2019), however I did not include AUs apart from F6 and Girlymatsu, and skipped over recap episodes as well as ending songs and previews
2. I did not include times when their names was said but it wasn't pertaining to them specifically so things like "Osomatsu-kun/-san" as titles or "Karamatsu Girls"
3. I did not count the times where a brother would refer to them as a whole like when Karamatsu would say "brothers" or when Totty says "niisan-tachi" (brothers)
4. The term "niisan"/ "chounan" (older brother) and "suekko" (youngets child) are counted only if they are used as a non descriptor so things like "I'm the eldest", and "Todomatsu, the youngest" do not count. However, they sometimes translate as nicknames based on context so things like "Share with your big bro" and "Come on, little bro" count, I hope this made sense lol
5. This is not 100% accurate 'cause I might miss some, especially when they aren't put into the subs but I did my best to compile it :DD
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
MOVIE
Final Tally!
Link if you wanna see better
That out if the way, let's award some NEETs yeah?
Below will be the ranking of: Who's name they said the most/least, and who said their name the most/least :DD (Apart from themselves ofc)
Osomatsu
Said the most: Todomatsu (80)
Said the least: Jyushimatsu (50)
Said his name most: Todomatsu (45)
Said his name least: Ichimatsu (13)
Karamatsu
Said the most: Jyushimatsu (51)
Said the least: Ichimatsu (20)
Said his name most: Osomatsu (51)
Said his name least: Ichimatsu (22)
Choromatsu
Said the most: Todomatsu (55)
Said the least: Osomatsu (29)
Said his name most: Todomatsu (70)
Said his name least: Ichimatsu (13)
Ichimatsu
Said the most: Jyushimatsu (59)
Said least: Osomatsu & Choromatsu (13)
Said his name most: Osomatsu (68)
Said his name least: Karamatsu (20)
Jyushimatsu
Said the most: Osomatsu (40)
Said the least: Choromatsu (23)
Said his name most: Ichimatsu (59)
Said his name least: Choromatsu (34)
Todomatsu
Said the most: Choromatsu (70)
Said the least: Karamatsu (31)
Said his name most: Osomatsu (80)
Said his name least: Karamatsu & Jyushimatsu (37)
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Has the most names: Choromatsu (19)
Has the least names: Todomatsu (6)
Mannn I love this, hope you guys enjoyed the data as much as I did lol. If you find mistakes feel free to correct!! And also, ask questions if you have them :DD
My thoughts in tags! Add your thoughts as well I wanna see how mad you guys go with this info
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my favorite baby style ncu continuity is cute tiny hopeless romantic kindergarten disney prince stan falling in love with kyle broflovski at first sight and buying every flavor of ring pop trying to propose to him like 'you are...the most Beautiful person i've ever seen.'
and evil feral kindergarten nj kyle threatening to bite him, fight him and end his pitiful life like 'and you are...so Gahdamn WEIRD. stay the hell away from me, yA FREAK!' and trying to bear mace him skdhs
— but then k-garten stan doing something incredibly wholesome, mindboggling stupid and storybook chivalrous to save k-garten kyle's life, the ice around his cold black heart melting, bein forever changed and falling head over heels in love w boy hero k-garten stan...
...all to take the fATTEST L OF ALL FUCKING TIME because he is too emotionally constipated to confess his feelings and end up gettin stuck in the super best friend zone FOREVER bc every day perfect stan marsh gets lovelier, handsomer and....Fucking STUPIDER.
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other than the fact that astrology and astronomy (yestheyaredifferetnt) elements dabble into supernatural subjects, i feel like one of the main reasons Monty focused on astrology is because that was his way to sorta ‘fly’ as a human.
Think about it, he was a crow his whole life, hes always been able to fly and shit, and now he got turned into a human, so i think the learning astrology and signs/personality traits of astrology was his way to keep his connection with the sky, while learning how to be human and all the different human emotions or… feelings
astrology is based on zodiac constellation, constellation which can be seen in the sky at night. While each sign has a different personality trait and/or stereotype.
i mean he did manage to call Edwin out and figure out his sign within less than a week of being an actual human…..
now the most important part of this hc, rant, thingy
everybody say it with me, FUCK YOU ESTHER (god i hate how funny u can be)
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