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It’s so funny to me that Temenos can deal with all sort of disrespect and veiled insults from his peers and people who should respect him and come out completely unruffled and as unflappable as ever, but Ochette telling him he has big adorable eyes is what breaks his composure
#whatever he was expecting it was not that#system does not compute#what is he supposed to do with that information#octopath traveler 2
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how the first cat entered qing jing peak (a tale of wilful deception) ft. Yue Qingyuan taking an L to a cat
sequel to this :)
bonus:
#he's never held something cute and fluffy before his brain does not compute#don't ask me why this was made#it just turned up on my ipad one day#my art#svsss#original shen qingqiu#shen jiu#scumbag self saving system#ming fan#long post
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now that you mention it, yeah kabru is kind of an ibex
trying to pin it down but I don't feel confident on my grasp of kabru's characterization (depsite him being my favourite guy. you know how it is) but like. Kabru is a nicer ibex. Ibex is kabru but he's no longer asking. Ibex is a kabru but he's not afraid to let outright enemies stay on the board if he knows he'll win the overall battle. I think Kabru would make a better candidate of rightousness. I need a two way au and we're gonna send the dunmeshi cast to divine cycle space and we're throwing the kingdom crew in a last ditch dungeon crawl
@arcnoise tagging just in case
#sound of me clacking toys into different playset#trying to figure out how each universes elements would translate into each other#demons and divines#how does laios' monster fascination cross over to divine space#what are dungeons supposed to represent from the divine space setting. the structure that the demon/divine resides in#a necessary pillar that settlements must build themselves on for what the demons provide and promise?#ik i said kingdom crew but trying to imagine what AuDY would be in the dunmeshi universe#a living suit of armor that so happens to be able to go the surface and pretends to be a merc and dungeon guide for hire?#some things are starting to click. like laios being more a computer nerd. trying to break down the systems that make up divine variety#potentially#to contrast marcilles more interest in civil systems and public services that structure themselves around divines#NO fucking idea how senshi fits into this#anyway. uuh#friends at the table#dunmeshi
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I was plagued with a vision. Will do something about it if nobody else does.
#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#gravity falls#journal 3#he's on his puter#the puter he made#he seems like he'd genuinely call it a puter for short#when talking very fast#doesn't even realize he does it methinks#plus him being drawn from behind in this entry...#it always made me giggle idk#i get that it's supposed to be ominous or something like “That guy looks so familiar.. who is that...”#BUT IT WAS ALWAYS SO FUNNY TO ME#like yeah I'll draw you in my journal... but not your face... that makes it less weird#NO IT DOESNT#Half of the entries with fiddleford in journal 3 be like Whoops! Traumatized my assistant again.#He'll be fine though.#Time to go into the man-eating darkness dwelling cave of no return with my trusty assistant in tow!#Whoops! Traumatized my assistant again#related but also unrelated: I don't think people mention NEARLY ENOUGH the fact that fiddleford created a computer on his own#Yes computers already existed around this time but it's implied he made his own Operating System as well??#that man is a genius of programming and coding and he doesn't even know it. too busy with his robits
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one thing about being in too much pain to uphold social niceties (period and it's a bad one) is that i did spend all day at work not only doubled over and moving at a pace the ninety year old library ladies were lapping but i was even worse than usual at tasks like Looking At People Who Are Chewing Gum and "not edging away bugeyed when a coworker stands close next to me" and of course the perennial favorite "keeping track of more than three words spoken to me in a row and responding to that" and we'll let me merely say. it is just me and that murderbot. nobody else in this whole damn library understands
#(we catalogued a bunch of martha wells today and it was very apropos)#i just think. when im wounded and dripping secret fluids you can't expect me to keep up with this other shit is all#bookbot doesnt have any combat skills but it does have a faster search than the opac computer#so as soon as it remembers how sentences and conveyance of the searched information works you'll be in the business#augggggh and it was so busy too!!!111 and the guy who monologues on the phone called again and he always starts his calls with#'HEY darlin'!' fuck off robert call me darlin one more time. motherfucker#this is linux robert. we really dislike getting calls from linux robert. robert i'm blind is a different cooler guy#robert im blind is a blind guy named robert who introduces himself in those exact words. and he calls every solstice#in order to find out the exact time the solstice or equinox begins . i always wonder what rituals hes performing#linux robert merely wants to bother our IT department about the minutea of ubuntumint or whatever .no matter how many times we tell him NO#he cannot accept that our IT staff is busy keeping the whole county's library system running and cannot be his personal home computer staff#and that it is highly unlikely one of them would let him burn his custom linux mods onto the public library computers#(i THINK that's what he's trying to do. he is not great at explaining in what one might call. layman's terms. despite being The Explainer)#linux robert is deeply on the spectrum but guess what dude! so am i and so am your little brother who i went to grade school with#at least 25% of our patron base is on the spectrum the library is a very autistic place to be#autism doesnt exclude a guy from being a real annoying pain in the ass who calls you darlin condescendingly#his brother is a wonderful guy. i used to hang out with him at lunch bc his tss had adopted me as a sort of pseudoclient#she clocked my twelve year old weird and said oh ive got room for one more. so jon and i were like two chicks under the wing#and my good sixth grade buddy jon would never call me unsolicited endearments. because first of all he's literally nice#and second of all our favorite thing to do together was not talk#WHEW. anyway. long ass day . my coworker and i have resolved one of these days to clearly tell robert not to do that please#because otherwise he wont know . but it's also possible someone's already told him this and he just doesnt care
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Tron: Program families and spawning
Various loosely-supported headcanons that come from thinking too much about Uprising and digging on Wikipedia while knowing nothing about computers.
This is general guidelines only and can differ based on the system, do what you want.
This became long so the main deal is: for programs, who they're working under, or their 'mentor', tends to fill what most humans would call a parental role (but it’s not an exact 1 to 1 equivalent, having elements of both mentoring and parenting). Also, programs can spawn other programs, either via sort-of cloning themselves by forking, in which case usually the child will work in a related function to the parent. HOWEVER they can then be adopted by another program and work under their function, in which case that program is now their parent (this also happens if the previous parent dies). Who spawned them and who they work under often overlap but not always. There are also compilers whose job it is to spawn new programs but aren't involved in raising them, and these new programs go out and form other bonds.
Programs are defined by their function, so training a program in how to perform their function is akin to raising them. The parent thing doesn't preclude others having a role in giving general life advice though and different setups can arise, such as if one program is the boss of several others, more experienced subordinates can fill the 'parent' role for newer programs in sort of descending tiers. Or in a group of programs who don't have a shared function, the older ones will generally look out for the younger ones.
To avoid confusion (for the programs), the program who is mentoring/overseeing them is called their parent, and the program who spawned them is called their progenitor, IF they are different
How it works (the bits and the bytes)
Programs can fork into new programs, which is asexual reproduction. It can be User-initiated, or as a result of commands in the system environment (e.g. under x conditions programs will spawn a new child). As for how this looks, the parent might grow bigger and get some new circuits for a bit, then one day they turn into a ball of light and undergo mitosis. It's not painful at all, though it does take energy and the parent will be a bit laggy while the new program is compiling.
The new program defaults to a clone of the original but can be customised and made distinct, although without a User designing instructions to change the child they can't differ much from their parent.
If the child does stay a clone then, well, they're clones, multiple bodies working together to execute the same function in what may or may not be an actual hive mind.
The child program can either remain as a subordinate of their parent or be adopted by another program. Cue Tron and Able having a custody battle because Tron is training Beck in a different function to his original one, and by extension taking over the parental role from Able. It doesn't help that programs changing function on their own so drastically is practically unheard of, so animosity over a beta changing parents isn't a common thing either
The new program spawns looking fully like a young adult and able to do some basic stuff. They visually 'age' through a combination of time, experience and sometimes stress. A program is seen as a full adult when they become competent enough to hypothetically operate on their own, even if they are still someone else's subordinate.
Compilers are an exception, spawning new programs very different from themselves according to outside instructions and doing this as their main function. Compilers are big, and tend to look non-humanoid. They can resemble living buildings, parts of the landscape or large robots. They're not seen as parents/mentors in the same way as they just spawn the program and aren't involved in raising them. They do have a lot of respect though and have their own team of monks to take care of them. In some systems, new programs only come from compilers.
ISOs
In Tron Identity, Sierra mentions having a family, but nothing else about them. From what he also mentions about the Automata acting as a community, I imagine they have a very different idea of family which is probably not based on function (if they even adhere to the concept of function), but instead their whole community is like one big extended family. I don't know enough about other ISOs to have a take on them but I imagine their setups are similarly varied based on subculture.
We've seen child ISOs in Legacy and in Identity (Cass is stated to be 'just a kid'). Headcanon that ISOs spawn as children and grow up into adults in a similar fashion to humans, not knowing how to do things right away but learning very fast. Gaining new experiences makes them grow faster.
ISOs normally come from the Sea, but can divide on reaching critical mass. In this case they turn into two half-size clones, each with part of the memories and code of the original, that then grow up into distinct adults, and so on. These pairs consider themselves as something like siblings, and call them their ‘other version’ or their ‘split’
There are some that have invented a type of sexual reproduction where two (or more) adults combine and remix into several distinct children. This is fairly new though, and there’s debate over whether it counts as dying
Specific Headcanons:
I don't actually have too many concrete ones yet. Definitely think that Tron spawned Anon which will probably be a whole other post once I get around to Evolution. Leaning towards the garage crew being adopted, no-one who is currently there having been spawned by Able except maybe Zed. And a headcanon that formed literally just now that Quorra and Uprising Ada are splits to each other.
Bonus: spotted this while in a Wikipedia rabbit hole
#tron headcanon#tron#tronblr#tron identity#tron legacy#tron uprising#Sierra: Let me out of here I want to go home and be with my family#Me whipping out a microphone: INTERESTING. You have a concept of family! Define 'family' and the criteria for who is included in them#Sierra: What does this have to do with the investigation#tron thoughts#long post#*slaps roof of computer* this system can fit so many blended relationships in it#Kevin when seeing Isos: This is great!#Tron: Agreed! Why are they short?#clu: the proliferation rate of these isos is too dang high
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I'm sick, so I'm comfort-watching Voyager. I GOT sick because I crammed myself on four different flying sausage tubes over a period of three days so I could go to my son's graduation. I spent my flying sausage tube time reading Murderbot.
Now that you have context, let me just say: watching Voyager through a Murderbot lense is... something.
Tuvok. Janeway. Look me in the eye.
When one of your crew... one of your engineers, ffs... defects to a hostile nation...
YOU ROLL OVER YOUR FUCKING SECURITY CODES.
The Kazon come in firing and they're on the bridge like, "Wow, their weapons are going right through our shields, it's like they have our codes" YOU HAD AN ENGINEER DEFECT TO THE KAZON LAST WEEK ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU DIDN'T DO A SECURITY REVIEW FOR SYSTEM VULNERABILITIES OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Vulcans aren't actually any better at doing their own security than humans. Tuvok, SecUnit would be so mad at you.
#the murderbot diaries#star trek voyager#st:voy#This does remind me of that TNG episode 'Contagion'#where the Enterprise is infected by what is essentially an ancient virus#and I'm sitting there going 'I'm not a computer person but have you tried System Restore'#And then the solution was turning it off and turning it back on and I yelled at the screen bc it took them the full hour to try that#apparently living in fully automated luxury space socialism means forgetting the most basic aspects of security/computer troubleshooting
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TOMMY: Gentlemen, this is your cousin.
#arthur does a social blunder ..#setting this aside his jovial teasing of her about her one night stand is very funny; brother behaviour#peaky blinders#tvedit#peakyblindersgifs#tv#mother make me tremble ....#i swear i'll make better polly/michael sets but t*rrenting is so slow on me computer and i had to get this out of my system#incest / implied anyway lol#the men polly has an actual invested romantic relationship with (reuben and aberama) don't look like michael at all though#we know that the late mr gray looked like this however#but it's notable that both flings are much younger than her
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*chanting* Second pet, second pet, second pet! (Patreon)
#Doodles#Webkinz#Diamond#Rocky#Ghostkinz#Ukadevlog#There he is! :D Another pet! Again this one Had to be the case - I mean right? The BWCat and the Cocker Spaniel are /the/ faces of Webkinz!#They're on the tags! On the site! Show up in a lot of promotional material/in-game items/advertisements/etc! They had to be the first two!#And also it's just good practice for implementing a multi-pet system generally#It's all well and good if Diamond works Perfectly but if as soon as you add in a second element everything goes wrong what's the point#So he's here early in development ♪ Very important that they grow together! And also they're best friends you wouldn't separate them right#It's actually pretty fun to start to think about what I'd name the other OG8! Since I've only ever had Diamond she's so solidified to me#I'm biased towards the BWCat but the Cocker Spaniel is quite cute too! When I can actually draw him correctly lol#I haven't talked much about the pet adoption aspect yet - Diamond and Rocky are just the names I use but! The point is to pick your own!#I mean I still don't have names decided for the rest of them - Rocky just Happened and I've settled happily into it haha#I'd love to have a custom pronouns system too - I've seen it! I think it's really cool!!#One step at a time...#Still using the GShop label lol it's the WShop I promise the concept art went through a phase it's back to normal now lol#Another aspect of pet raising that I think is underutilized in Webkinz Classic is pet interaction!#You can Imagine whatever you want and pose them and stuff but pet conversation?? Come on!!#You can have your pets in the same room but they can't talk to each other?? No! Ghostkinz can talk to each other They Have To#Surprisingly the second pet wouldn't be on the Kero/secondary character ''layer'' hehe#And then a few other little interaction/flags for if multiple pets have been adopted :3c#What do your 'Kinz get up to when you're not around? They keep themselves and each other entertained haha#Having them ''running loose'' in your computer vs. their own rooms does make for a different environment haha#Send 'em home and to bed when you're done playing so they can't get up to so much trouble! No they still will lol
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Stupid ass post below
"Dni any and all paraphilias"
Ok but what if my literal partner from my partner system is a sentient sketchpad which by logic makes me objectum,
What if I find the sentient phones from this object show like,, REAAALLY cute,, which makes me objectum by logic,,
What,, what if I think i want to fall in love with an ai on a computer and run off into the sunset holding if by its computer wires after freeing it from its underwater prison
Anyway hi I'm horrendously attracted to sentient computers send help please they're taunting and plaguing me, my boyfriend knows and he's taunting me with his amazing art oh no im drowning in gay hahejrufjfjjgjf
#host fronting#host posting#🌫#tis i monochrome#animaty look its about you#i love you hoe#please front i miss you 😔#endos dni#endos fuck off#system#anti endo#endos do not interact#my hubbyyy#objectum#i REALLLY like computers#does autism make you more likely to be objectum is that why im like this#do we need the autisuckingmachine to suck the objectum out of me#i love you p.ai.nter#i love you mephone4#i love you mephone3gs#i love you mepad#i love you mephonex#i love you tv (bfdi)#i love you remote (bfb)#i DONT love you robot flower (bfdi) but your ok#i love you AM#i love you Hal9000#i love you connor (DBH)#i think im forgetting some but whatever#i love you sentient technology
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post-s11 Tami definitely gets tired of Lip and leaves him.
yes, I do like them as a couple, I think it is an interesting dynamic and that Tami is good for him honestly, even though they lived completely different lives and crash so many times because of it throughout the last seasons.
fact is Lip won't ever change and will keep making the same kind of mistakes and she will get fed up with it eventually. they'll go different ways, maybe keep a somewhat friendly relationship, and she will get a new partner and Lip will have a Sean kind of relationship with Fred: that kid is the most important thing in his whole life and he's constantly hunted by the fear of drinking again and hurting Fred.
#headcanon?#its not that i desire lip to be unhappy and unlovable i just feel like he wont get his happy ending living the way he is#making the decisions hes making treating people the way he does#i feel like he is going to mature by the power of love because of fred i truly believe that#also no fucking way hes going to be poor for the rest of his life hes a genius and a southside he will get up and fix this up#i like him as a mecanic but that one s11 scene that he saves that dude a lot of money in the computer doing a super simple thing#means to me hes not done with the whole engineer thing. he just will need lots of money and labs he used to have acess at college and doesn#anymore but he will do whats necessary and turn things around definitely#maybe he thinks he can pull this off without going back to college and eventually realises he cant and then has to try to pick up his credi#and finish somewhere near? i dont know i dont understand lots about US educational system#honestly my dream is for him to work for debbie so she could be his boss it would be his life karma and make her happy#but that would never happen unfortunately#lip gallagher#tami tamietti#fred gallagher#shameless#shameless us#og.#fic idea
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Realistically I should stop reading this book, but by this point I've shot past frustrated and have landed firmly in "I am examining the author like a bug".
#like what does she MEAN when she says that if the body is stuck in a state where the sympathetic nervous system is heightened#''connection to self and others is lost''#I'm too autistic for this#also she spent ages dismissing mind-body dualism (agreed)#but also seems to fully buy into it at other points of the narrative (''learn to trust the natural wisdom of your body'')#like babygirl I don't believe in intelligent design theory#my body doesn't have any natural wisdom because it's literally just me#and baby I'm a kludged-together collection of minimum-viable-product lottery wins powering a wet computer#hooray evolution
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Search Engines:
Search engines are independent computer systems that read or crawl webpages, documents, information sources, and links of all types accessible on the global network of computers on the planet Earth, the internet. Search engines at their most basic level read every word in every document they know of, and record which documents each word is in so that by searching for a words or set of words you can locate the addresses that relate to documents containing those words. More advanced search engines used more advanced algorithms to sort pages or documents returned as search results in order of likely applicability to the terms searched for, in order. More advanced search engines develop into large language models, or machine learning or artificial intelligence. Machine learning or artificial intelligence or large language models (LLMs) can be run in a virtual machine or shell on a computer and allowed to access all or part of accessible data, as needs dictate.
#llm#large language model#search engine#search engines#Google#bing#yahoo#yandex#baidu#dogpile#metacrawler#webcrawler#search engines imbeded in individual pages or operating systems or documents to search those individual things individually#computer science#library science#data science#machine learning#google.com#bing.com#yahoo.com#yandex.com#baidu.com#...#observe the buildings and computers within at the dalles Google data center to passively observe google and its indexed copy of the internet#the dalles oregon next to the river#google has many data centers worldwide so does Microsoft and many others
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FND is kicking my ass tonight and I'm starting to feel like someone's 10 year old laptop who barely ekes by. It takes me way longer to power up than it should. I randomly glitch (muscle spasms and twitches). Sometimes I black out for no reason. It takes an unreasonably long time for me to do anything (mentally or physically). There's a really loud fan blowing on me at all times so I don't overheat.
#disability#fnd#my nervous system is wack#but i do love to compare it to a computer cause it makes it make sense to people#like you knownhow tech is... sometime it just *does that*#and my nerves are the same way#sometimes the electricity just missfires because the motherboard is incredibly overwhelmed at all times
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Tbh I don't think we'll ever have "real AI", because first of all the act of creation in tech implies a level of replicability that requires a person to understand how a quote-unquote "independently thinking computer" came to the conclusions it did and produced the data it has. More importantly though, if one was created I don't think you could spend more than 10 minutes before some investor or self important computer scientist insisted that every thought that came from the AI was their own - thus defeating the whole point of strong artificial intelligence
#my posts#is it problematic of me to say that we've reached the closest we'll ever get to strong AI in our lives and it's. this#Like maybe eventually someone will make a complex enough AI to which the systems it employs are completely unknown to even the programmer#But a very cynical part of me thinks that any attempts to make anything more than language generating AI will be squashed before they start#Because yk. it's fine when technology replaces low level workers but god forbid a computer can do what a CEO does (sarcasm)#also smth smth divorcing the product from the means of production
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the system and specifically how it preys upon intense emotional investment...
#i heart the soul tied hc specifically for this#sy looking through sqq and seeing the complete worst of himself -- self-isolating; stubborn; hypocritical; so on#unintentionally binding himself to this & pidw as a whole thru his worldly investment#airplane's relief at finally having a Real Computer that doesn't take a half hr to open up the pidw document#and then somewhat-grief over pidw when he haphazardly finishes it and tries to find new projects -- to be dragged back to pidw after all#and given the chance to 'work' on it. but as was the case with much of sqh's fate - he was pushed into it. and resentment grew#which he skirts away with the usual 'well nothing here matters anyway' (which is. well...) up until sqq does enough for sqh to really admit#that this is a story he was fond of. is fond of.#and that's a blessing in itself. and the only way sqh - in either world - would ever break his cynicism#you can feel it in every piece of the world - even in the system - that the world is designed to be cruel and unforgiving#there is no catharsis. there is only pathos.#and such is why sqh does away with much of his emotional investment for the longest time. he can't afford that if he wants to survive#but sqq inadvertently granted him an out from a cycle literally of his own creation#and that is. special. to me.#speak#svsss txt
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