#taskmaster shitposting

[kim-tey]

[transfemmbeatrice]

weird interview on sunday breakfast

[kim-tey]

…the year is 2040. Alex’s bony knees are creaking with every step out to centre stage where Greg is propped up on an extra long king size bed, under the spotlight, arthritic legs akimbo.

“…and this is necessary why exactly??” old Greg croaks from his pile of pillows.

“Powers that be decreed it,” a wispy white-haired Alex says, gulping nervously as he pops his relic of an iPad down on an empty throne.

“Yes, yes I think you’ll find it’s allllll in the contract,” interrupts Avalon head chairperson/Channel 4 dictator-elect and tumblr user Elixir-if-I-wanna, brandishing the papers in question. “Happy retirement boys - yada yada yada, your time starts now!”

The Andys lean on each other for emotional support as they let off two health and safety approved party poppers from the gallery. 🎉

Everyone else: Taskmaster can't end until we get Champion of Champions of Champions.

Me: Taskmaster can't end until the entire cast of Ghosts has been on.

[queerolddad]

[superbeans89]

New Doctor Who villain just dropped

[louthesawgirl]

A ‘Saw’ x ‘Taskmaster’ edit but John as Greg Davies and Billy as Little Alex Horne

[supernatural-bias]

yeah that checks out

[medicangels]

this was my first thought when i heard this

[homoeroticfisticuffs]

me every time i talk to my father

[rutons]

stop hitting my child in the head with a lead pipe!!!

[aces-and-anime]

My Netflix subtitles are messed up causing it to look passive aggressive

(yes, this was taskmaster - Greg talking to Little Alex Horne)

[queerolddad]

*me, face pressed up against the window*: if only Alex and Greg could see my art

someone: why don’t you send it to Alex?

Me: why the fuck would I do that

[halemerry]

I was going to say Taskmaster au where God is the Taskmaster and all the angels and demons are contestants scrambling around trying to complete the tasks set to them but after thinking about it for 30 seconds I realized that's just how canon works.

[superbeans89]

Team hopes for Taskmaster s18

[medicangels]

absolute highlight of the episode

[sombradusk]

ah.. i've located some of my old (shitty) shitpost edits