#tasteful bush

[late-night-jams]

In classic Jam fashion late night tummy Tuesday posting!! Had quite a bit of fun with this one >//W///<

Ok maybe some underneath too~~

As a treat ^w^

Genuinely very pretty dress I've really come to have fun with. Thanks for the confidence yall!

Maybe I should show off the possible boob window too.. if people reallywanted it ;p

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Thank you all for your support, it's meant the world

[taste-in-music]

Hold up I've got a collection in progress

[hinamie]

august

[celestia-juniper-moonlight]

Something about bush and 911

[sayxit]

brat

Witnessing history is one hell of a journey

[vnynv]

croc!sniper. because that wonderful beast shouldn't be limited to halloween cosmetics only.

[sharkgirldick]

Incredibly fucking pissed that have to get up for work instead of getting to finish my sex dream about a trans guy fucking my face. Sigh.

[gamergirl929]

If I didn't think I could hate Ashlyn Harris anymore than I already do, Sophia Bush does an interview and makes me hate them both to the NTH DEGREE.

[despazito]

ppl in that poll notes im sorry youve only eaten bad american produce

[shopcat]

making everyone grow melons cuz it's so easy and they (society) trick you into thinking you need land or to do 500000 steps in order to grow pretty much well anything but especially melons the easiest thing on earth to grow yourself and will grow in really any condition except straight up well snow. go to the grocery store buy something with seeds in it eat it and throw the seeds in your garden and water them. and just keep watering them. That's literally all you need to do don't listen to ANYONE ELSE. don't grow them as seedlings don't transplant you dont even have to BUY seeds but i mean you can but every melon on earth can be grown from the same seed that's inside them. and then the things you grow will also have those seeds in them and when u harvest them it is a continuous cycle. you can also do this with tomatoes but to be fair they do need a bit more care but it's also like as in just put them somewhere shaded / throw some some basic sticks and perpendicular strings up you can literally just throw tomatoes whole into the ground and cover it with dirt and it will grow. also sunflowers. everything grows. also peppers.

[lord-armitage]

whenever I see a patch of blackberries I feel the exact same way my farm labourer ancestors would have felt 300 years ago.

[hostradio]

this  is  a  funny  time  to  mention  i  headcanon  alarie  was  very  much  an  ambush  killer  when  he  was  still  alive.

[atopvisenyashill]

okay so schlong opinions-

aemond wang was exactly like the gendry scene, i feel like hbo has a “are u willing to show cock check yes or no” box and then try to work in that character’s dick somehow so they can brag about having nudity but it’s not sexy, it’s not sexposition, it’s JUST swinging dong.

swinging dong by itself is not bad. the amount of absolutely random tits, bush, and vajeen we have seen in the history of this series is astronomically, and if you just want random dick the way you want random bush my opinion is go for it, we need equality!!! the problem imo is how men don’t get objectifying type sexposition scenes while going full hog the way women are used for like, everything under the sun. there’s some sort of long gender essay here. its 1 am i’m not writing it tho.

actually it’s not dissimilar from dany standing up in the tub - showing nudity as a power play. i’m not inherently against that. but i also would like to point to the dearth of penis in sexy scenes. it’s always a power play, a gritty scene, background dressing.

BUT THE BLOWJOB SCENE? lol lmao

one of the podcasts i watch was like “what is this. what’s happening here. that brothel scene was too long” tbf it’s two middle aged dads who aren’t book fans they’re just chronically online BUT.

there’s still an element of shock factor there rather than titillation imo. also again - background, our focus is aegon.

i’ll give it to them for showing several oral scenes this season tho idk that’s kinda cracking me up a bit.

[hardtchill]

literally nothing more pathetic than the fan girls drooling over Asslyn and the wandering clitbush

[theambivalentagender]

For some reason this post inspired this entire idea for VE that when they met as kids, it took Shane a day or two to figure out that Zeke "was a girl" (tricky wording when they were already having *gender issues* at this point but eh).

Since Zeke was referring to themselves as Charlie at the time, the name stuck in Shane's subconscious as short for "Charles" rather than "Charlotte," so when he went to name chicken Charlie as an adult that's more where he was putting the name mentally.

[chubbygaysunite]

monster/alien invasion movies will never reach their full potential until they can comfortably depict the part of humanity that would see a previously undiscovered and rampantly aggressive species and immediately try to kill and eat one of them