#td chref

[niyebex]

The bride and the ugly ass groom

[dramaticallytotal]

TDWT Headcanons Pt. 7

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• Leshawna, Cody, Noah, Harold, Sierra, Gwen, Ezekiel, and Duncan have allergies. Leshawna with pineapples, Cody with so many freaking bugs and goat saliva, Noah is allergic to bees, wasps, pollen, and dust. Harold has many but most notably crab apples and gummy slugs. Sierra is a little allergic to soy. Gwen is allergic to eucalyptus. Finally, Ezekiel has a slight allergy to peanuts. It's not bad, but he really hates it because he likes the taste of peanuts.

• Noah has so much blackmail on Chris it's not even funny. Mainly, it's embarrassing blackmail because the man has a bad habit of texting Noah his 3 am. thoughts, and they are all so freaking stupid.

One of his favorites was "Do you think Chef would love me if I was worm?"

Followed by

"Do you think he'd love me more if I could cook?"

Then

"Would he love me if I was a cooking worm like that stupid animated rat?"

• New Labels!! We all know everyone gets a label, so I'm either giving them new ones or tweaking their old ones or leaving them the same. We shall go alphabetically.

- Alejandro: The Arch Villain. It's simple and to the point!

- Blaineley: The Gossip Queen. I feel like she should have gotten one despite not being in the season that long.

- Bridgette: The Surfing Hostess. A mix of her original ones, plus acknowledging her being co-host of Aftermath

- Cody: The Geeky Drama Bro. A reference to his band The Drama Brothers mixed with his original label.

- Courtney: The Intimidating Overachiever. I just wanted to make it longer XD

- DJ: The Teddy Bear. Why mess with perfection?

- Duncan: The JD. Chris thought it was a clever musical reference, plus it stands for Juvenile Delinquent.

- Eva: The Powerhouse Stunt Girl. Noah made him change it to something positive with the power of blackmail.✨️

- Gwen: Living Goth Girl. Look... Noah was sleeping deprived, and one of the interns was blasting, Living Dead Girl and his half asleep brain thought it was hilarious. Chris's fully awake brain agreed.

- Harold: Uber Geek Bro. Mix of other labels plus his band name.

- Heather: The Queen Bee. Why mess with perfection x 2.

- Izzy: Izz-sane Actress. Chris could not help himself and gave her a pun. Noah made him put the actress.

- Leshawna: The Reality Queen. A nod to her and Tyler's run of reality TV shows. Despite what Blaineley said, it wasn't Leshawna's desperate grab for her former fame. All the shows asked her to guest star, and she did great.

- Lindsay: Her Hotness. A callback to her Admiral Lindsay Her Hotness role. Noah knows it was a fan favorite character arch. Thus, he added it.

- Noah: The High IQ. Why mess with perfection x 3, plus, Noah thinks it will help people underestimate him again.

- Owen: Big O. Chris and Noah just went with Izzy's nickname for Owen.

- Sierra: Obsessive Uber-Fan. It fits, and it makes the cast just believe she is a super fan, and then they meet her and are like "ooooh...you were not kidding about the Obsessive part."

- Trent: Loverboy. Short. Sweet. To the point XD

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Bonus:

- Chef: The Chef-of-all-trades. Because he does basically everything and Noah thought it was funny.

- Chris: The Host With The Most. Chris wanted to keep his classic label. (Noah calls him The Host With The Most Issues in his head.)

• When they were making the labels, Noah had to resort to spraying Chris with a spray bottle if he accidentally said something that would be seen as offensive. This morphed into Noah spraying him if he was being a diva, difficult, or just plain dumb.

• Noah immediately clocked Alejandro as too good to be true the moment they were in the craft services tent after being "rescued" by Chris and Chef. How? Because Noah was immediately attracted to him and Noah had bad taste in guys (or so his sisters say). Also, because, hello???? He auditioned to be on a show called Total Drama Dirtbags.

• Also also, Noah seems to attract ...eccentric types of people, and Alejandro chose to sit next to him on the bus. Well, in the seats across from him, seeing as he was sitting with Eva, and she chose the window seat. And he actually talked to him. To Noah, that was a big clue.

• When Noah and Blaineley get introduced to the merge people they each have to sing their own song. Blaineley, of course, songs her song Blaine-rific. Noah sings a parody of the song Roxie from Chicago with worked around lyrics, but he's hoping to spite the producers, and hopes they have to pay royalties or something for his song.

• Blaineley is pissed when she watches Noah's song because he got a costume that resembles Roxie's in the movie version somewhat, and some of the male interns even joined in as his background dancers and singer. He hoped Noelle was freaking proud because he performed the hell out of that song!

• Alejandro is definitely not jealous of all the boys pretending (they better be pretending) to fawn over Noah

• It's another instance of Alejandro being stunned by Noah, then he sees him in the wedding dress and blushes so hard.

• Bridgette and Noah are pretty good friends. They weirdly enough bonded over recipes since Bridgette is vegan, and Noah being Tamil eats a lot of vegan dishes whenever his mother cooks.

• Owen, Leshawna, Noah, Gwen, Alejandro, Courtney, Dj, and Tyler can all cook really damn good. Owen picked it up when he was trying diets, and he has actually lost some weight cooking for himself and his family. He's really proud. (So is Team E-Scope.) Leshawna because her aunties taught her and the senior volunteers at the shelters she helps at taught her too. DJ because of his Momma, of course. Gwen because she wanted to help her mom out, and sometimes, her mom was just so tired after working. Noah because his family sees cooking as a bonding experience. Alejandro learned so he could impress more people, but also his Nana wanted him to be self-reliant. Courtney because she didn't want to have to rely on others when she could do it herself. Tyler is a surprise, but he found out he could cook well when he started cooking for Lindsay for dates.

• Harold burned water once.

• Izzy isn't allowed in the kitchen. She likes to experiment too much.

• In Rapa Nui, when Chris was wearing the super short shorts, all the contestants there screamed in horror, and some even threw themselves to the floor. Noah slammed his face into the closest surface, which happened to be a very chiseled chest. Alejandro hid his face in Noah's hair.

• Chris was not amused at everyone's dramatics.

• I need you all to know that the Rapa Nui challenge isn't even a challenge because they couldn't close the rock fast enough, and Noah got picked up by the condor and taken to the nest. Which means he got his eggs all in the nest at once. Which means he automatically won.

• Chris comes up with a last-minute second challenge that whoever saves Noah gets immunity as well. (Someone save his son!)

• Noah is just trying not to freak out as the giant condor preens his hair like he's one of her chicks.

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[khookn]

Hi chat

[mikatoonist]

i love total drama older man yaoi 🥰

we’re all in agreement chref is canon and they’ve been married for years, right? 💕

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Do you ship it?

reason: They love torturing teens for reality TV ❤️ Old married couple vibes sometimes. Also, if you'll accept video propaganda...

[trashrunes]

SketchPride Day 11: Divorced

[elliezst]

Can you draw Chris and Chef¿ 😋

Like a married old couple

he angy and chef just pats his head :3 I LOVE ANGY CHRIS SMM SORRY IF IT TOOK SO LONG I HAVE MANY UNFINISHED PROJECTS 😭😭😭😭

DOING MOR OF YALLS REQS AND DRAWING EM SOON!1!1!1!1!

[hanirjzz]

Chris: What makes you think I'm flirting with you?

Chef: Why are you naked on my bed?

Chris: Don't try to change the subject.

[stool4964]

How about a nifty little Chref fusion?

I wish gay people were real 😔

[noahtally-famous]

chref god bless 🙏

[niyebex]

Yuri Chref and some random doodles

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TDWT Headcanons Pt 3

• Because of his utility belt, Noah now has the nickname Batman to add to his roster of nicknames.

• When Blaineley got on the plane, she tried to find a way to escape before she just accepted her fate and decided to make the announcement for an alliance. It was on her way to find the cockpit that she somehow stumbled into Chris and Chef's private bedroom, where she saw the freaking life-sized framed photo of their wedding day.

• She is literally stunned speechless by the sight and can't help but press the button on the side that plays the wedding march and lights up the LEDs. She says nothing during this. She really has no words, so she just turns to leave and spots Noah sitting on one of the couches just chilling and reading a book. They just look at each other and say nothing.

• She leaves and never speaks about it ever. Noah also never speaks about it.

• Sierra actually smuggled all 22 of her Total Drama Journals. Each one made for each previous contestant, so they are chalk full of information about the person they are dedicated to. Noah is the first one who finds them and is so freaked out by them that he doesn't really know what to do. But then just decided to read them all and learn all the info he can. If he has to compete again, he's gonna at least try a little.

• I do headcanon that he has an eidetic memory.

• second person to find them was Alejandro, and he starts to copy any info he finds helpful after he bought a notebook at one of their stops. Third was Heather, who also copied any relevant info. Or info she just finds funny enough to blackmail someone with.

• All three, though, are collectively really creeped out and planning on pressing charges after the show. Or at least just restraining orders.

• Eva has a habit of lifting Noah and Izzy as part of her workout. Izzy thinks it's great fun while Noah just kind of accepted his role as weight. It gives him some uninterrupted reading time since no one wants to mess with Eva as she works out.

• Eva and Courtney do tend to bump heads because Eva just kind of naturally starts to lead her team while Courtney considers herself the leader and Heather fully thinks she's leader but pretending to let Courtney be it.

• Izzy made a hideout in the vents, and when Heather went in to go snoop, she accidentally found it and just... ignored it. She will absolutely not acknowledge it.

• For the sake of continuity, every contestant has multiple copies of their "signature" outfits. I.e. the outfits they showed up on camera in for the Celebrity Manhunt reunion. [Specifically their outfits when in the bus chase]

• This is why Noah got away with the utility belt because he argued it was part of his outfit.

• Owen had a dream where Noah was Anastasia, Alejandro was Dimitri, and he himself was Vlad, and he woke up laughing so hard he fell off the bench he was sleeping on and woke everyone up. No one asked what happened because they were all kind of creeped out being awoken by Owen's sleepy giggles and maniacal laughter.

• Trent still has the necklace Gwen gave him and still wears it. It gives him comfort. He does hide it under his clothes, though, and for water challenges, he puts it into his trunks pockets.

• Since Courtney and Duncan made a deal to pretend to break up for the show but refused to act like Duncan cheated on her with Gwen, considering they are all friends. They didn't want to humiliate Gwen that way and have her be a target for hate. They all decided to do a fake cheating scandal where it would just look like something was going on, but the viewers would know no cheating, actually went on.

• They have no idea how to pull this off until Tyler accidentally walked into the confessional and saw what he thought was Duncan and Gwen kissing. In reality, it was just the angle he walked in on, but what was really happening was Duncan and Gwen whispering to each other as Duncan was asking advice on how to "break up" with Courtney. It was a play for the cameras to get the whole break up plot started.

• Tyler mistaking it as a kiss was actually really helpful for the plot, so they played into it with Courtney "believing" they cheated, Duncan trying to explain but getting frustrated and Gwen just being so confused and doing her best to explain too.

• Noah has cargo pants that unzip at the knees to make shorts because I saw someone do that, and I can't remember who but it was genius and I loved it.

• During Blaineley's solo song, everyone looked into the camera like in the office, and the camera men had a hard time keeping the cameras steady because they were laughing so hard.

• The editors keep having to edit out Noah, saying, "Please let this be a normal field trip." And more because Harold thought it was hilarious and started doing it too. Then Cody. Then Trent. Then Bridgette. Then all of them.

• Chris and Chef have to physically restrain themselves when they notice Alejandro flirting with Noah because otherwise they'd jump him. How dare that devilishly handsome Spaniard think he's good enough to flirt with their son- I mean assistant!

• Leshawna and Harold are just friends, but they are those friends who flirt. They decided after Island that they were better as friends but still flirt to either confuse or annoy the others because they think it's funny. Plus, the viewers love it as a lot are still rooting for Lesharold. They play it up for the cameras.

• Eva and Noah sometimes call each other Bro or Sis. Noah fully considers Eva his ninth sister, and his family has totally embraced her and her parents as family. The first time Noah's mom told Eva's parents this, they both cried. Both didn't have any family close by as they were immigrants, and though they were doing fine now, it seemed to have caught up to them of how they struggled and worried. Noah's mom had been totally awesome and just listened and hugged them both. Family dinners were a constant thing now, and they were really fun if not louder.

• Eva loves it. She loves having this big extended family, and she's forever grateful for meeting Noah. She and Noah's older sister Naomi get along so well, considering Naomi is a personal trainer and has been and won Obstacle Course Warrior.

• Eva and Izzy make Noah do small workouts with them in the mornings, and Trent and Tyler ended up joining them. Alejandro just watches and tries not to drool over Noah- I mean, tries not to get too bored!

• Gwen pretends not to watch by sketching. Lindsay doesn't even pretend not to be watching. Hey, she may have to pretend to not know her boyfriend's name, but she can't pretend she doesn't find him hot.

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[total-twilight-drama]

anyways i know chref is the reboot campfire couple already but i need s2 of the reboot to fully confirm chref. like they've been gay since at least action and now that gay people are real there's no excuse for them not to be canon.

[scikeyuri]

chref artists are doing gods work

[anima-letters]

Estoy participando en una dinámica en la que aproveché para escribir Chref. Así que tomen.

[trashrunes]

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