#tdi chris

[chris-mcdirty-redux]

chref probably idk hi guuysss

[someonestolemymacandcheese]

Are we seeing the vision.

[btnclmrttn]

would u ever write that Chris McLean smut…,

(thanks for the ask! yeah bro I did write it but I was so late finishing that I let it gather dust. This is the exact prompt used with some clean up. If you want anything specific just let me know!)

(18+!Boss/employee, powersub! Chris, degrading, masterbation)

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When you signed up to work for one of the most trending reality shows in Canada, never would you have imagined how much of an ass the host was. Not stuck up or posh like the usual rich and self centered kind. Instead, that screen time act of childish games was applicable to everyone under the sun.

Chris seemed to go around and "test" people and their patience with shenanigans. He has his favorites of course. Some he's nicer to. You, however? He always has a shit eating grin plastered on his face as he goes out of his way to be the biggest minor inconvinience to you.

But how you went off on him without a worry of your employment made you his favorite. Made him strike an offer with you. Just a little extra "work" for you, in exchange for quite the raise...

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Chris’ eyes scan your relaxed demeanor in front of him, you sit in a chair with your legs cross and an unamused expression. Contrast to his own smug look.

'I don’t understand how you’re not ashamed of yourself,” you scoff.

"Nice to see you too," Chris snorts, with hands not shy of roaming to the crotch of his pants, slowly rubbing the already protruding area, "Don't you look nice..."

“You disgust me,” you continue, “I’ve never met a man as nasty as you are.”

“You’re so fuckin’ mean,” he cackles, “Keep it comin’!”

While you, on the other hand, don’t have much of a problem doing this as much as you probably should. You get paid extra money to fulfill your prick boss’ fetish, all while just speaking what’s on your mind about him. 

You can tolerate the display of him getting himself off to you, with his shirt unbuttoned almost all the way, dripping sweat down its flushed complexion. As long as you remember why you can't stand him.

“Do you ever think to yourself how perverted it is to get off to being called lousy? How many workers do you need to remind you of how much of a loser you are?”

“Oh, you’re just something special,” he says. He uses his foot to pull your chair closer to him, a bit crooked, as he unbuttons his pants.

“No touching,” you growl, straightening your chair again and backing up a little.

“I’m not touching you,” he mocks.

You give him a dirty look as a shit eating grin takes on his face. His dick springs up upon losing the restraint of is pants and is pulled over the hem of his boxers. The paled tip is smeared in his precum, spread across his length when his hand twists over it in a sloppy pump of his wrist.

“You really like looking at it, don’t you?”

Chris caught you staring too much. Much to his pleasure.

“Isn’t much to look at,” you say as you look back up.

Like he deserves the satisfaction of your attention.

“I think you do enjoy this as much as I do...”

“Pathetic is a great look on you!” You say with fake enthusiasm, “Fucking slut.”

“Yeah?” He sighs, his hips rolling into his hand.

“Really? You like that? Slut?” 

Chris’ face flushes a deeper red as he shudders at your taunting, his hand pumping his cock just a bit more.

“You’re a sick fucking man.”

“Mm-hmm...”

You watch as his eyes flutter shut while his head tips back as he starts to loose himself in his own pleasure. All just from your simple words.

“You’re pathetic, aren’t you?”

What if you play the part more?

“Oh, yes…”

“Say it, then”

He starts to twist his wrist a little faster. “I’m pathetic…I’mma whore…”

“Come on,” you instigate.

“I’m so pathetic,” he starts chuckling again, looking back down toward you. Strands of his hair stick to his face, “I’m so pathetic for you…come on, ___, I could make you feel so good if you let me…”

“With that little thing?” You’re quick speak without hesitation. The second thought following silently.

“Don’t give me that,” he laughs, “I’m average!”

The way his moans weave in so nicely with his laughter is undoubtedly getting you a little. You hold your breath enough to not crack a sound. This bastard and his charisma is no joke.

“I have my doubts, if your laziness goes as far as your usual hosting.”

“Aw, low blow,” Chris laughs even more, “What about if you touched yourself?”

You raise a brow, deciding to tease him by uncrossing your legs. “Touch myself?”

An excitement spreads on his face when his eyes jump to between your legs, "Please…?”

“You think you’re worth even seeing me like that?” you sneer.

He bites his bottom lip as he stares directly at your crotch, “Why not? You’d look so good touching…yourself..."

His hand starts pumping faster as his imagination florishes at the idea. The sound of smacking skin growing louder.

“Please, ___?” Chris asks again, whines creeping in.

“Why should I?”

“I can beg, I can beg...You know I can beg real nice.”

"I don't think you deserve that."

"P-Please, ____?"

He's panting like a dog.

"I don't even think you deserve to cum. Matter of fact, stop.”

Chris looks at you, surprised, as you’ve yet to ever give him an actual order like this, “H-huh?”

“Stop,” you repeat yourself, “Now.”

His whine from the denied access grows into laughter as a smile spreads across his face

"Oh, fuck, ____. You drive me insane…"

Standing from your seat, your hand undoes the button of your jeans as you close the little distance between each other. His expression flashes to a plesanly surprised while red spreads across his face and neck.

“Oh?”

“Start begging, Chris.”

“...oh…”

[therealmaquaroonie]

total drama gravity falls crossover au thing

yes this is chris mclean in prison yes i think he and bill would make the perfect blend for chaos

tumblr washes out the extra face scruff i gave chris im gonna punch the sun about it

[katsuocox]

Soy peruano btw

[justsomeonewow]

They're friends...at a certain point...

[icanfixthempolls]

[sour-scree]

Do not ask me why it’s so low quality I don’t know either

[chris-mcdirty-redux]

NO TO AI !

it's just not cool!!! besides, art is better with a soul. to be human is to strive to be perfect, but to be ai is to try and replicate human imperfections.

[beanzwrites]

I begggg I need more Chris x reader like maybe just a one shot or head cannons of Chris being like a man baby when reader doesn't give him attention I beg of youuu

I'm assuming you are talking about Chris McClain, in which case, I can absolutely give that to you!

Here are my head cannons of Chris being a big ol' man baby:

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Chris is a good definition of what a man baby looks like. He needs attention on him at all times. Whenever things don't go his way, he low-key throws a tantrum.

He's used to things being given to him and has a hard time taking no for an answer.

Imagine the whines that came out of this man when his significant other refused to kiss him. A pathetic man, for real.

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between Chris and a toddler. He likes to do petty pranks when someone does him "wrong"

In his significant other's case, they have been victim to these silly pranks many times. Whether it be getting locked in their trailer or salt being put in their coffee, they probably have a high tolerance with Chris' bull crap.

Even though Chris has a big ego, he gets jealous easily. When he feels particularly clingy, he can be really suffocating.

He LOVES being complimented about his projects. You can practically see the stars in his eyes.

It's no surprise that Chris gets himself into trouble A LOT, so he definitely needs to be guided with what is right or wrong and LEGAL.

Another point that Chris' significant other has to be the "man" of the house. They usually have to have multiple serious conversations when it comes to Chris' "brilliant" ideas.

Chris doesn't really like PDA but shows his thanks by gifting lavish gifts to people important to him.

He loves to spoil his significant other with material things, even if it's not needed.

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[someonestolemymacandcheese]

Someone get his fucking ass off the floor.

[itsprjc]

Set in a massive castle as its set, Chris begins to orchestrate another game, in which one of these chucklenuts will survive another set of brutal, medieval-themed challenges and go home a millionaire!

Wowee, was this one a doozy to make! This one was actually an idea I wanted to do all the way back in May of last year, when Total Drama Reboot started making the rounds.

The costumes are loosely based on Ohsama Sentai Kingohger! A Super Sentai show that actually released around the same time, which had Power Rangers that ran their own kingdoms! Every player gets to down a spiffy king’s outfit of their own. Complete with crowns!

Emma, Julia and Axel are the Scorching Beetles, based on the industrial and steampunk Shogudom.

Damien, Nichelle and MK are the Rapid Dragonflies, which is based on the tech-savvy N’Kosopa.

Priya, Bowie and Caleb are the Swift Mantises, inspired by the medicine kingdom, Ishabana.

Millie, Scary Girl and the Hockey Bros are the Nimble Butterflies, which takes cues from the law kingdom of Gokkan.

And Zee, Chase and Ripper are the Striking Hornets, which are based on the agricultural Toufu.

Total Drama belongs to FreshTV.

Ohsama Sentai Kingohger belongs to Toei.

[therealmaquaroonie]

i also made a blank version under the cut for those who wanna put in their own text

[elliezst]

ANOTHER CHRON WEEK POST I LOEV CHRON WEEEKKKKK EEEEEEE

Forgot to post this oen on the second day I ws sick and couldn’t finish it on time i ws sorta late but whatever 😭😭😭😭😭

Also bonus , don and flower chris art

[also by the flower chris art , it ws a reference to a certain game so if you’ve seen it / played it and then you recognise this reference in the art ily:3]

I immediately forgot to put the official hashtag before posting chron week art bc i js noticed it I double checked the og image so I couraged myself to put it 😭

[justsomeonewow]

Second one also

Here @voxtechsmells and @zouskon, since we like Chris(in our own twisted ways) I made that for us

[chris-mc-dirty]

Valentines Day is nearing.. yet I'm still alone.

Ah, who needs love anyway? I can just dream..