#ted x trent x beard

[hita-lia]

Trent/Ted/Beard polycule headcanon

I’ve got this in my head so this is how I think the Trent/Ted/Beard polycule sleeping dynamics.

Sleeping Style

Ted: Clinger, even while dead asleep. If there is a warm body in his bed he will be tangled against them and grabbing them. Uses weighted blanket when alone. HUMAN FURNACE! But doesn’t need a fan for himself. Early bird

Beard: Doesn’t like to have weight on him, it makes him feel restricted and overheats easily but doesn’t like fans. Can’t sleep if something is on him. Light sleeper. Early early bird.

Trent: Won’t seek out cuddling while asleep but will respond. If he’s left alone he will stay still but will cuddle back while asleep without waking. Constantly cold, sleeps with many blankets. Not a morning person. Deep sleeper.

The Cuddling

Beard/Ted: Ted is allowed one of Beard’s arm and leg to grab. They hold hands while Ted rests his head on Beard’s shoulder and hooks one leg on Beard’s. Beard needs a fan or he will overheat and die. Beard and Ted goof around in bed with they wake up so will often stay in bed and go out for breakfast.

Beard/Trent: Each have their own side. Trent is a blanket hog from being cold before Beard gets him more throw blanket. Beard used Trent’s cold hands as an ice pack if he wakes up hot, Trent sleeps through it. Sometimes one leg or hands will tangle. By the time Trent is awake Beard has breakfast made and his is half eaten.

Ted/Trent: Always holding each other flushed together. Anyway you can cuddle they do. Trent will overheat sometimes so they also have a fan. Ted will wake up first and will stay in bed if Trent is laying on him but will get up otherwise to start their morning.

The Polycule Pile

Middle Trent: Trent as a buffer between Beard and Ted keeps the temperature balanced. No fan needed. Ted and Beard will hold hands across from Trent. Beard and Trent hardly interact, may hold hands if Ted isn’t. In the morning Beard will wait for Ted to wake up before getting out of bed so they can rise together.

Middle Ted: Everyone is overheating. Two fans going and limbs sticking out of blankets if Beard is even under the blanket. Even Ted wakes up in the morning sweaty. Became more tolerable when they just started sleeping with a sheet. Beard gets out of bed as soon as he wakes up to keep the heat from building anymore.

Middle Beard: Doesn’t. He won’t be trapped. Once Ted went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and decided to slip in on Beard's other side and Beard fully rolled Ted over him to be in the middle.

[tinylilemrys]

Rating:

Teen And Up Audiences

Fandom:

Ted Lasso (TV)

Relationships:

Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso Coach Beard/Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm

Additional Tags:

Polyamory, Getting Together, mentions of domestic abuse, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending

Summary:

Beard doesn't know what to expect when he shows up on Ted's doorstep, drenched with rain, backpack loaded with whatever he could grab while Jane pelted him with books. Perhaps pity – he knows he probably looks just as pathetic as he did showing up and his door back in Kansas all those years ago. Probably empathy. He knows Ted's never really liked Jane, knows Ted has been worried for him for quite a while. What he's not expecting is to be greeted by a cozy-looking Trent Crimm, in a pair of sweatpants and one of Ted's favourite T-shirts. Or, the story of how Willis Beard gets everything he's ever wanted and never dared to hope for.

[caslutz]

Ted Lasso Text Posts: Part #5

1 / 2 / 3 / 4

[laughy-sapphy-blog]

Ted Lasso Polycule Explained

[elloras]

Ted Lasso: The Strings That Bind Us

[trentcrimmisgay]

i ran out of screenshots so i will now be using my own text messages w ted posts (i miss them). this one is all about loooove baby. romcommunism !!!(part six. more posts)

[pineappical]

in light of tedtrent becoming so real, im also jumping on the tedtrent epilogue 😊

there's just no way ted wouldn't keep in touch with the others (and have weekly zoom meetings just like in the christmas special) and I just love the thought of the whole team having reunions once in a while.

and going back to trent's arc in s3, the sunflowers conversation, "And your daughter?" "She's never been happier." I think it could go the same for ted.. we've never really properly saw how henry felt about his dad being in london, it's always other people that told ted his son misses him, who's to say henry would rather see his dad happy because that in turn would make him happy too? he was there to win the whole thing, right? I just know ted’s story isn’t done yet when he still hasn’t learned to let others take care of him in return and who else to pair him with than the man who blew up his career because a man was nice to him (and also because they were so. so cruel for the fakeout tedbecca scenes for that finale) 🥺

I'm no writer so just pretend these are snapshots of a slow burn fic where ted visits london for their team reunion and slowly realizes that trent has a crush on him and they kiss about it 💛

[rosie-tyler]

Top 10 Ted Lasso episodes according To IMDb

[ohdeargodwhy]

Ted being attracted to men in Seasons 1 and 2 of Ted Lasso

[cristinadrawss]

Inspired by both @pineappical ‘s cute Teddy Lasso and of course @bahoreal ‘s fic Gentle with Me I just wanted to draw some Teddy Lasso 😩🧸

[lady-of-the-spirit]

I love Ted and his girlfriend Rebecca and his husband Beard and his boyfriend Trent

[caslutz]

Ted Lasso Text Posts: Part #4

1 / 2 / 3

[elloras]

timestamp roulette + ted lasso | sunflowers

[trentcrimmisgay]

i’ve been clearing out old screenshots in my camera roll but i have ted lasso brain rot so you all have to see what they made me think of (part four. more posts)

[coachbeards]

trent being the only person we see within the show ask beard a personal question about himself…wow. and it wasn’t like baz, jeremy, or paul asking about ted, vegas, and the universe…like it wasn’t from some deep seated curiosity of finally being able to talk to someone, it was genuinely just trent asking him where he was from. no reason, just wanted to know. and beard, while comedically dismissive at first, ended up telling him! just because he asked!

[kcsplace]