#teddie but platonic

[leandra-winchester]

Tommy: Did Evan just tell me he loved me for the first time? Eddie: Yeah, he did. Tommy: And did I just do finger guns back? Eddie: Yeah, you did.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[teojira]

Just a thought! Godzilla who tolerates human and mothera who absolutely adores the human and wants to keep it like a little pet is so funny to me

[I want a baby. We are two titans.] [Headcanons]

Summary: Mothra has a soft spot for you and Gojira takes it upon himself to see you, a human. He will not fall victim to your charms.

Word count: 700+

Pronouns: Gender neutral!

Warnings: None that I can possibly think of! Do lmk if I need to though!

A/N: First Goji and Mothra request!! Thank you so much!! I hope these are okay anon! Kinda made it to where it's the set up lore for this request bc that's where my brain took me lmao.

You're not particularly of note, you're nothing, sorry to say it special. No secret heritage, no secret connection to Monarch before meeting the moth titan, but when you find yourself face to face with her, you feel calm and safe.

She's radiating warmth and comfort and quietly as she can squeaks at you, trying to bid you closer to her.

A bad idea really, extremely bad idea but she just looks so soft and loving, so you walk up to her and gently rest a hand on her head, running your fingers through her fuzz.

It's clear She's very sweet on you, she can't always be by your side, having to do her duties as the queen of monsters but she will visit, she also somehow knows where you are at all times.

After the first encounter, Monarch realized they could use you to help locate her so you now have a decent cushy life as the Mothra whisperer among the two twins, the Ziyis.

Dr. Chen is absolutely fascinated to hear about your connection to Mothra, she's one of your main friends in the company who comes to visit you often.

Mothra never lingers for long, but she comes by to visit and rests with you awhile, allowing you to pet and climb on her if you wish, though she makes panicked noises if you accidental stumble, she doesn't really have alot of arm to catch you so girl is NERVOUS.

You're her little human, she'd hate to see you get hurt, regardless if she knows she can fix it.

Goji knows where Mothra is going, to see a human, and he's very against, trying to growl and grunt his point of view to Mothra, but she will have none of it. He rolls his eyes and thumps his tail, trying to emphasize that it is a bad idea and it'll get her hurt.

Mothra has never listened to a man and will not do so now, so she continues her visits with you, coming to him smelling of human.

At this point, he's gonna come see you himself, Mothra is beautiful, caring and a more peaceful titan.

Goji is not, which is why he has no issues with breaching the water next to the Monarch base and coming to find you.

He does take SOME care to not needlessly destroy everything around him, staying in the water and just standing there menacingly as fuck, everyone freaks the fuck out until Mothra follows him, resting on his back, her appendages wrapped gently on Gojis scales.

That's when they figure to send you out, neither Kaiju are attacking, but they know very clearly of Mothra's soft spot for you, so it's a insurance that she'd step in against her husband if he goes rouge.

So they send you out, you humming a village song that Dr.Chen taught you, alerting Mothra of your presence.

She flaps her wings excitedly, leaving her spot on Goji to get to you, her wings enclose the two of you, her way of giving you a hug.

Goji grumbles but gets closer, moving to lay his chest on the ground so he can get a good look at you.

You're so, squishy looking, kinda stupid looking as well, with your big eyes trained on him in fear.

He brings his snout closer, his breath making your hair blow around your face.

Mothra let's out a noise, probably a warning to her King to not do anything stupid.

You can see his visibly roll his fucking eyes at her and then he trains his eyes on yours, directly making eye contact.

He then exhales, the gust of wind knocking you over from the force, he laughs. He honest to god LAUGHS AT YOU.

You can't help but laugh back, from nerves and the fact that he seems so eerily human in this instant.

Mothra slaps him with one of her arms, shaking her head at him, speaking in a language you're sure only exists between them.

Goji uses the tip of his tail to give you something to prop yourself up against, you didn't scream of fear, he hasn't been shot at yet, he figures you're alright, for a human.

ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ꜰᴏʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇᴀʀ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴏᴏɴ!

[teddybearty]

How about some Tsumugi and Hifumi stuff? I've always thought they'd make for an absolutely UNSTOPPABLE duo considering their interests

The Anime Loving Dream Team 💕✨

[platonic-f-o-things]

Imagine going to the movies with your platonic and familial f/os! ✨

What movie are you seeing? A comedy? A horror? A horror comedy? !!

Imagine looking at their face constantly to see their reactions!

Imagine grabbing each other when it gets intense!

“Oh mi gosh! Did you just see that?!?”

The info dumps and rambles afterwards too!

Who smuggled the snacks? If you didn’t, who paid up?

~Mod Teddy 🧸

[PROSHIP DNI]

[queerskillgod]

mods are asleep! make the bear gay

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

i may lose some of you here. but listen. lavender marriage stobin who turkey baste some kids and run a burger place together and now they're platonic bob and linda with three super weird kids who they love dearly

[natsarrownecklacx]

Gay Panic, The Sequel

*Natasha and y/n watching a movie in the common room, cuddling.*

Yelena- *Walks in with a smug look on her face.* "Hey guys, what are ye doing?"

Y/n- *Confused.* "Just watching a movie Lena, why?"

Yelena- “Oh, no reason.”

Natasha- *Getting up to go bathroom.* “I’ll be right back, Dorogoy.”

Yelena- *Smirking.* “So y/n, when we’re you going to tell me you like my sister?”

Y/n- *Confused.* “Huh? Natasha? I don’t like Natasha? What would make you think that?”

Natasha- *Comes back in and pulls y/n into her lap n wraps her arms around her. Y/n immediately relaxes into her arms.* “Your so cuddly, Dekta.”

Y/n- *Blushing.* T-Thank you. *Internal realisation.* “Oh no.”

Natasha- *Resting her head on y/n shoulder.* “What was that, Dekta?”

Y/n- “Oh n-nothing.”

Yelena- *Gets up and walks out while mumbling.* “My job here is done.”

Part Three

[cosmicanemoia]

Before The Storm

Amelia Shepherd x Reader

Love Till You Leave Me part 10

You wake alone in your bed. Amelia is still in the hospital finishing her shift. You spend a fair amount of the morning daydreaming and thinking how the day would go. You're still in your bed while you stare into the void, basking in your reverie.

You went for a jog and had breakfast after. You checked your phone that you left, and saw that you have 3 missed calls from Teddy, but she didn't leave you any text, so you put the phone down and continue eating your breakfast. Just after you finished, Teddy called, and you finally answered.

T: I've been calling several times. Where are you?

Y/N: I was out for a jog. What is it?

T: There's this fundraising sort of thing at the clinic. You should come and volunteer. Help raise some money.

Y/N: Sure. No problem. I'll be there right away

When you got to the hospital, you saw Amelia at the reception desk talking with someone. It only hit you at this moment that the person who's talking to Amelia yesterday is Kai because you remembered how she described them. You saw Amelia talking to the person you assumed was Kai, and you think they were rather closer than normal, but you just shrug it off, telling yourself that Amelia would never. You decided to walk up to them-- without them noticing you.

Amelia felt a hand snake from her back down to her bottom, the hand now groping her ass. She knew that touch and was very familiar with it. So when she looked up and saw you, she was a little shocked, and then she gave you a quick kiss. "Y/N! What are you doing here?" Amelia asked, shock written all over her face. You reveal a cup of coffee from your other hand. "Good morning to you too, sunshine. I brought you coffee." You hand the coffee over to her and you pulled your other hand away from her back and slightly step away "Ted called me and asked me, to help out in the clinic" you have forgotten somebody else was there and only remember when they cleared their throat. You look at them. "Oh! I'm sorry for interrupting your conversation. Please pardon my rudeness. I just can't help myself around her. I'm y/n y/l/n." You held out your hand for them to shake, which they did and replied, "right, it's all good. I'm Dr. Kai Bartley." You widened your eyes as you heard the name, and you nodded. You gave Amelia a knowing look. She gave you a knowing look, and you had a whole conversation just using your eyes.

You got a headache out of nowhere. Maybe not out of nowhere. You might have been thinking of Amelia and Kai. Seeing them that close sends you down in a spiral, playing the scenario over and over again. But you trust Amelia so much, so you took that malicious thought out of your head and admit to yourself that you're just being jealous and delusional. The bad thought was gone, but the headache remained.

Moments later. Amelia was shoved into the on-call room by Kai. When she was inside, they locked the door and pushed her back into it. Kai's hand wandered around Amelia's body. Their faces inches away from each other, their breaths as heavy as sin. "she's right. I couldn't help myself around you, too." Kai stated, but Amelia didn't respond. There was silence for a couple of minutes, and when Kai moved to kiss amelia, she moved her head to the side and pushed them away. Amelia is now looking at the floor, Kai a feet away from her. "I can't. I won't." Amelia shed a tear, not succeeding in holding it in. "I would never do that to her." Amelia sniffs, "she does not deserve that. " Amelia now held her face with both her hands, which Kai took, and put it on their chest, and said to her, "I'm sorry. I really am." "I'm sorry too." Amelia wipes off her tear and fixes her posture before walking out the on-call room. Kai bangs their head on the door and wait a minute before she follow Amelia.

You took a break from the clinic. You went outside and walked to get some food from the nearest food truck from the clinic. Once you got your food, you walked a little and found a place to eat it. You sat down on one of the bench, you look around, up, and down and appreciate your surroundings while you eat your food. You sigh contendedly.

When you got back to the clinic, you saw Amelia and Kai checking up on someone. You also saw the way they looked at each other. You were not being paranoid. You were not jealous. Any fool could tell there's something between them. You want to walk away from the clinic, but you didn't.

Instead, you walked up to the two. You give them a tired smile and say, "Sorry, for interrupting, can I talk to you for a sec? Ames?" Amelia nodded, and you both stepped away and walked to a little corner. "I have a little headache, and I'm going to head home," you said. Your last plea to get her to come home and take care of you was unsuccessful, she just give you a quick kiss, a little hug, told you to go, not wait for her, and to get more rests.

Amelia's feeling that she had buried deep within herself has resurface, washing over the safety and calm that you bring. She had wanted them to come back, for her... you made her forget all about it, but now, that person is back. That's all she can think and feel about at the moment.

Almost a couple of weeks have passed, and you feel that Amelia has grown cold and distant. The mornings were more bleak. You would often wake up alone. You don't get waken up by Amelia with such pleasure and passion, no. Not anymore. When you try to initiate, you can tell that she's not in the mood, so you don't push. When you told her you missed her, she would say she just needs some space.

It's not that you did anything wrong that might hurt her or push her away. Its just when Kai came back; she started spending more time with them than with you.

One morning, you were hanging out with Teddy, and she can tell that you're gloomy, which is not your usual state. You were usually jovial, so seeing you like that worried her.

T: Are you okay?

Y/N: I'm fine, Ted. Why wouldn't I be?

T: *gives you a knowing look and took your hand* You can tell me anything. You're not a very good liar. So, out with it.

Y/N: * You shake your head and scoffs, then you scratch your left eyebrow gently. Your face srunched up, then you let out a sigh* I'm afraid. That she'll leave me, Ted. It's just a matter of when. Ever since Kai came back, she became distant and a little cold. I am giving her all the space she needs. I- I can feel her slipping away. I saw them one time... I know it might be nothing, but I'm familiar with the look they're giving each other. I used to be the one receiving that look from her. I can see and feel it. *you sigh loudly* The time slowing down, the world is just a blurred background, the noise around became inaudible. I used to be in the space with her. Now, I'm become a blurred background and an inaudible noise in their own space.

You didn't realise that you were crying until you finished talking, and when you felt your face with your hand, it became wet with tears, and you started to break out into a sob. You try to stop it, but it just feels so heavy, and it makes you feel a little light. Yet, you suddenly seem to find it hard to breathe.

Teddy moved from where she is and starts to hold you tightly until you calm down.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Imagine: You're Eddie's best friend, and you develop a crush on his uncle, but Eddie thinks that you have a crush on him. (Don't worry, it's purely one-sided. I mean, we've all been there, right? Or is it just me who has a little crush on Wayne?)

You aren't sure how it happened or even why it happened. All of a sudden you started spending more time around him because of your friendship with Eddie. It was so wrong, you knew it, but you couldn't help yourself. You just hoped that Eddie wouldn't hate you. You had to tell him though, he had become your best friend since he joined the party after what happened over spring break and you couldn't keep the truth from him. He always seemed to know when you were lying anyways.

"What's with that face?" Eddie asked. "Was the song really that bad?"

"What? No, it was really good. Who was the song for?" You asked with a grin.

"Who says the song was for anyone?" Eddie asked with a blush.

"Your face for one," you replied.

They were hanging out in his room at the Munson house as Eddie had wanted to borrow your ear for a song he had written. He's had this house for months now but for some reason he still looked out of place and uncomfortable. Maybe it was because he was still getting used to the fact that he was no longer living in a trailer or maybe because it was given to him by the same people responsible for the Upside Down. You wondered if he searches the room for bugs every night before he goes to bed.

"How about we deal with the fact that there's something bothering you? Come on, Teddy!" Eddie exclaimed.

You rolled your eyes at the nickname. He thought it was cute to call you that since his name was Eddie. He had wanted your names to rhyme, but since your names were nowhere close to rhyming, he decided to give you a new one.

"That's not my name!" You said in a sing song voice.

"Don't avoid the question!" He exclaimed, copying your tone.

"Okay! Fine, I'll tell you!" You exclaimed as he put his guitar away and got comfortable on the bed, his legs swinging in the air. "You have to promise not to hate me, okay?"

"Dude, I would never hate you! Not for anything. If you're telling me you murdered somebody then just me where we are going to bury the body," Eddie replied and paused. "You didn't, did you? Because if you did, I am totally throwing you under the bus. I am not getting set up for that shit again."

"Eddie, I didn't fucking kill anyone. Jesus," you said and muttered under your breath. "I have feelings. . ."

"Oooh! You have a crush! Come on, tell Daddy everything!" Eddie exclaimed.

"Ew, never call yourself that again!" You exclaimed and sighed heavily. "I just don't know how this happened!"

"Relax, youngling, this happens to everyone. You are not the exception," Eddie said grinning.

"Stop loving this," you glared at him.

"In the history of our friendship, you have never mentioned being interested in anyone," he replied.

"It's just that I know nothing will ever happen with this person and it came so suddenly, so unexpectedly that I was afraid you wouldn't want to be friends with me anymore if you knew."

"Why wouldn't I want to be friends with you anymore?" He asked.

"Because it's someone you know very well," you replied, biting your lip.

"Oh. OH! Oh, no!"

"Yeah."

"Oh, sweetheart, I would never hate you or stop being friends with you for that. I am very flattered and also, very gay. Also, I'm dating Steve. Ugh, he's going to hate me for telling you without him," Eddie said. "Shit, this is awkward. I am sorry, did I lead you on? What did I do? Is it the daddy thing? It's the daddy thing."

"OH, would would you just stop?!" You exclaimed. "I know you're gay. I have since the night you got really drunk and wrote an entire song about Steve’s ass. I mean, I knew you had a crush on him but I didn't know you were dating him. Anyways, the crush isn't on you."

"Oh," he said, sounding a little disappointed and then he scowled. "Is it Steve? Because he's mine, you can't have him. I don't share my food and I don't share my boyfriends. Well, okay, I love you a lot. So, I guess for you I'll share him. You can have him one week out of the month but the rest of the time is mine, okay?"

"Oh, for the love of - it's not Steve either, Edward!" You yelled at him.

"Okay. . .who is it?" Eddie asked, confused now.

You screamed into his pillow and then sat up.

"Your uncle has very pretty eyes!" You blurted.

"My - my uncle?!" Eddie exclaimed, choking on his saliva and then he burst into laughter.

"This isn't funny, Eddie!" You groaned into your hands.

"It's a very funny! You want to be my aunt! You want to give me little blue eyed flannel wearing cousins!" Eddie exclaimed. "You want to share a last name with my uncle!"

"I am never telling you anything ever again," you sighed and rolled your eyes.

"Oh my God, imagine a little tiny trucker hat and a little tiny coffee mug. Of course, as the cousin of your fat little baby I would have to make its own tiny guitar. Maybe write baby's first guitar on the body," Eddie said with a gasp.

"I am NOT having a baby with your uncle," you said, blushing.

"You don't entirely hate the idea, though," Eddie said tilting his head at her and the pursed his lips. "I'm gonna tell him."

"Eddie Munson, you will NOT!" You yelled at him.

The sound of the front door opened, and heavy footsteps could be heard from the hallway. You slapped a hand over his mouth, your eyes wide, and Eddie then proceeded to lick your hand. You yelped and pulled your hand back, glaring. You heard voices coming from the kitchen, and they got closer to Eddie's closed bedroom door. . . There came a knock.

"Eddie, I found your boy wandering around outside, is Teddy also staying for dinner? The more the merrier," Wayne's voice floated from the door and Eddie grinned.

"UNCLE WAYNE! TEDDY WANTS TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!"

"GODDAMNIT, EDDIE, I HATE YOU."

THUMP.

"Good lord," Wayne sighed.

[platonic-f-o-things]

This goes out to the selfshippers who pet regress! 🐾

Imagine your platonic and familial f/os taking the time to look after and validate you!

All the headpats! Maybe even ear scritches? Who knows!

“Do you want a treeeeeaaaat? :3”

You know they’ll be picking you up and singing silly songs about how you’re just a little guy!

Yes. You CAN bite them.

Blanket burritos, to contain the little creature you are!!

Remember! Your F/Os love you so unconditionally, and you are allowed to have “weird” coping mechanisms! They’re always here to look after you!

~ Mod Teddy 🧸

[vinthetiefling]

Alright.

The implication here is either we formed a polycule with Karlach, or her and Vin have gotten so comfortable with each other she helps him get out of his pants each night.

[yorkmas]

Despite being an English game the script for Deadly Premonition was originally written in Japanese. This is noticeable in a lot of text only conversations without voice acting that have a lot of typos and strange grammar. But sometimes the translations also completely recontextualize what was said!

Take this conversation in Chapter 4 on rainy nights. After seeing Thomas dance, York says “Once this case is over, we should hit a dance club in Seattle.” Thomas replies “Oh... Please, I’m not going to a dance hall.” This gives the impression that York brought up going to a casual hangout location but Thomas misinterpreted it as being invited to somewhere much more intimate.

But in the Japanese, it’s practically the opposite!

York says: 事件が解決したら シアトルのダンスホールへ招待しよう

Where "ダンスホール" does specifically mean dance hall, the kind of place one would ballroom dance. Very different from where you would go clubbing.

Thomas replies: そんな･･･ ･･･ と　とんでもありません！

Which essentially is a very confused and flustered response.

In conclusion: We were robbed of York immediately asking out Thomas. And York is a nerd who thinks ballroom dancing is a normal first date activity.

[lucielovekj]

I love how Bob manages to completely enamour every single remotely fruity guy who crosses his path. His Just Some Guy vibes are simply irresistible

[sailoreuterpe]

Whenever typing out Teddy or Zeke's tags, a good 50% of the time I accidentally type out "Teddy Belcher" and "Zeke Belcher."